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Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Things You Must Really Do Before Going Into 2018 - Fattkay by erimmy(m): 10:15am On Dec 29, 2017
And STOP SHOUTING SAI BABA UPANDAN
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Things You Must Really Do Before Going Into 2018 - Fattkay by erimmy(m): 10:14am On Dec 29, 2017
an STOP SHOUTING SAI BABA UPANDAN
Celebrities / Re: It Is A Criminal Offense To Ejaculate In A Woman Without Her Permission - George by erimmy(m): 12:16pm On Dec 27, 2017
Another way to make women to falsely shout rape and claim a guy's money. Mtcheeeeew.
Foreign Affairs / Re: George Weah Is New President Of Liberia by erimmy(m): 12:04pm On Dec 27, 2017
All of you shouting up chelsea, remember it was Arsene Wenger who first signed him up in Europe when he was the coach of Monaco.
He was only on loan to Chelsea in which time he didn't even finish the season there.
God used Arsene Wenger to make him who he later became in life.

Please if you are a Chelsea fanatic and you're not comfortable with my statement,please kindly swerve and not bother quoting me. I'm looking for petrol to buy,therefore,i won't reply.

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Politics / Re: "The Human Side Of President Buhari" Documentary Didn't Feature PMB by erimmy(m): 10:27am On Dec 27, 2017
obaataaokpaewu:
I bumped into the programme yesterday by mistake. I heard PA Audu Ogbeh saying that Buhari is the only person that hands over to his deputy whenever he wants to go out. That which governor can do that? So that makes him human Abi na democrat.
When they tried to explain the humor part of him, they will crack an unfunny joke and laugh so hard just to justify that it's funny
Abike gave an instance when a family friend of Buhari by name Joy was "knacking" her head cos of the wig she was wearing.
Femi Adesina was laughing like a Christmas goat when he said that there was a time he wore a cap, Buhari said the cap was too big, another time he wore a cap, Buhari said it was too small.
The long and short of it all is that they don't need an hour documentary to show the other side of him if he truly has such side
Hahaha.you really took out time to watch that bullshit. That's how the package the man in 2015 and deceived us all.
Abeg I no fit laugh.

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Celebrities / Re: Lil Kesh & Priscilla Ajoke Ojo Look Alike? (Photos) by erimmy(m): 8:40am On Dec 26, 2017
OKorowanta:

Rashford, Yea u right.
Just like Raheem Sterling looks like wizkid

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Politics / Re: Abubakar Shekau Is Now Crippled - Ex-Boko Haram Intelligence Chief by erimmy(m): 5:58pm On Dec 25, 2017
Hahaha, lol. Abeg I no fit laugh. This administration is full of theatrics. A man that should have been killed in action is allowed to spew trash from the so called cell.

Watch as this same "repented" terrorist will sent back to sambisa to continue his killings in the name of exchange of Boko Haram commanders for chibok girls in 2019. Don't forget, another £3million will also be added as compensation package.

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Culture / Re: Peremobowei Shedrack Erebulu Visits Oboro Gbaraun In Delta State. Photos by erimmy(m): 6:39pm On Dec 24, 2017
Missanneb:
Good evening Everyone....sorry for disturbing.. Please guys I need a place to stay... My boyfriend threw me out yesterday cause of this new girl.. Am new in lagos really don't have anyfriends... Any assistance I can get will be really appreciated... Thanks in anticipation. Good Samaritans can reach me via Missd5041@outlook.com
Send your phone number instead. I know you are lying sha, but continue.

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Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Nairalander by erimmy(m): 7:03pm On Dec 21, 2017
Blessograo:
These people are one of the people making me feel guilty of not wanting a relationship.
Why Na?
Family / Re: Is He Being Wise, Cursed Or Just Wicked? by erimmy(m): 7:06am On Dec 20, 2017
amprat:

Yes everyone grew up together, I think it just his true nature because anytime he needs the family members like to be present at naming ceremony or introduction and those kind of stuff, he suddenly becomes friendly,calling everyone, reminding them they are all family members,making promises but once he is through he dumps everyone, won't pick calls, not even that of his mother until he needs them again . maybe we never really noticed
Please,let us be clear on this. That your brother is not rich. He's only pretending to be rich.

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Politics / Re: Senate Queries Lai Mohammed Over Repeated Votes In 2018 Budget by erimmy(m): 2:23pm On Dec 13, 2017
Compliant:
i am not a fan of Alhaji Lai Mohammed BUT the truth has to be said

you propose money for something this year and was giving just 23% of it, will you not keep asking?


the truth be said Zero-Based Budgeting is what we need


How does it work sir? I mean the zero based budgeting. Thanks in anticipation of your response.
Politics / Re: Why Nigeria Must Kick France Out Of West Africa. by erimmy(m): 7:39pm On Dec 08, 2017
Sirheny007:
Lol.. In what capacity would Nigeria kick France out? As the giants of Africa? In economy? Resources?? Superior Military power?? Abi population only? undecided we all know who makes up 20% the so called 160Million Nigerians. cheesy
@ Op dont make me laugh. You mean fulani cows make up 20% of the population of Nigeria?. lol angry angry
Religion / Re: "I Had Cancer, Was Given 2 Months To Live, Jesus Healed Me" - Lady (Photos) by erimmy(m): 10:18am On Nov 27, 2017
Thank you Jesus.

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Education / Re: Imo State University Student Slumps & Dies After Her Project Defence (Photos) by erimmy(m): 9:49am On Nov 27, 2017
Xda59:


Eat healthy and exercise regularly.
Thks.Honestly,i thought there were other principles apart from these.

Eating healthy, how do I go about that?
Education / Re: Imo State University Student Slumps & Dies After Her Project Defence (Photos) by erimmy(m): 9:58pm On Nov 26, 2017
FortifiedCity:
Never let this kind of thing happen to you!

If you abide by the principles of living, you can't die like this
Please what are these principles of living?
Celebrities / Re: Yomi Fabiyi Reacts To Eniola Omoshalewa Eunice's Sex For Role Accusation by erimmy(m): 5:43pm On Nov 12, 2017
morikee:
Jumia Black Monday or black Friday I dey wait una
Bros abeg, what's all these jumia black things all about?
Romance / Re: Obsession With My Girlfriend Is Tearing Me Apart. Help! by erimmy(m): 6:23pm On Nov 10, 2017
Pluto16:
Guys I need your help!!!

Please try to read all,

There is this girl I've been dating for few months now. Her beauty is one of a kind, she is down to earth. But she lemme know she has a boyfriend, I said no problem. We started getting along, we do things together, walked together, party together. In fact she never wanted me to do anything alone.

She started loosing interest in her boyfriend. She hardly pick his calls, they argued on phone everytime. Things started falling in place for me until her brothers infact everybody told her to dump me. They said the guy love her blah blah. The pressure was on her then one night she told me we should break up. She cried out her eyes, I told her I'll be fine so she would stop crying. The next day I started crying, I couldn't handle the break up. I cried like a baby. I was depressed,If not for God and my friends I almost commit suicide.

She said we should get back together that she can't live without me. We got back together again that's when the problem started. The relationship is now very strong now, I started feeling jealous and insecure. We spent more time together than before. We are still in our early 20's. I'm getting obsessed over her. I used to dream about her every night. I always check her FB page every minutes to see her new post. I used to call her and text her all day. I'm not myself anymore. Her image is always on my head every seconds. I'm not serious with anything again expect her. I'm always afraid I can't find someone as beautiful and perfect like her. I'm scared she will leave me one day. I always used my last money to get something for her just to make her happy. I'm even thinking about her right now. Now she has know my weakness and she is now playing with it. I'm not always like this, I want to go back to my normal self. This is more than love, Somebody should help me on how to escape from this obsession!!!

Please I need help!!! please

pls ignore my bad English. Thank you
Bros the picture of your gf or we won't believe your story.

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Sports / Re: Luxurious Lifestyle Of Andre Ayew, Ghanaian Blackstar Player by erimmy(m): 4:48pm On Nov 06, 2017
markode777:
26-year-old Ghanaian player, Andre Ayew, who captained the Black Satellites to be the first African team to win the U-20 world Cup in 2019 has not cease to be active in his game.

The star has also displayed his height of taste for luxurious lifestyle. Here are photos of his kids, wonman cars, mansions and wrist watches.

See photos below;

See more photos from source.
YET GHANA COULD NOT QUALIFY FOR 2018 WORLD CUP. smh

http://www.kingsleyiwu.com.ng/2017/11/see-massive-luxurious-lifestyle-of.html
Events / Re: 3 Sisters Marry On The Same Day In Kano State (Photos) by erimmy(m): 12:46pm On Nov 05, 2017
helobabe:
@GISTMORE

These stunning sisters, Faiza, Hadiza and Nafiza all got married on November 4th, in Kano state.

Via http://www.gistmore.com/three-cute-sisters-got-married-day-kano-state-photos

I think the statement that "beauty is in the eye of the beholder "is quite true. Op next time verify the word 'CUTE'.
Celebrities / Re: Christopher Idowu: "Homosexuals Are Disturbing Me, I'm Not Gay" - Tboss Brother by erimmy(m): 6:26am On Nov 03, 2017
Latestinfo:


TBoss’s brother, Christopher Idowu has cried out after receiving numerous messages from homosexuals who think he is gay because of his looks.



He shared one of the messages and wrote;

“Just because I don’t post up pictures with different girls on my profile or flirt around doesn’t make me gay. I’m tired of getting messages like this everyday, even telling me good luck �. For now the only special people in my life are my sisters and my mum and soon when that girl comes around and it’s serious you all will see but I’m definitely not gay don’t be S****d”



http://www.urbanbazeng.com/gist/tbosss-brother-cries-receiving-several-dms-homosexuals/
EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS.
Politics / Re: Fake Photo Of Abdulrasheed Maina Circulating On Social Media. by erimmy(m): 7:45pm On Oct 24, 2017
presidency:
This fake photo of Abdulrasheed Maina is circulating on social media.
SO MAINA IS A PERSONAE NON GRATA. OK O.
Culture / Re: Igbos Of Bioko, Equatorial Guinea - A Forgotten Minority Tribe by erimmy(m): 8:26pm On Oct 18, 2017
scholes0:


I heard some igbos migrated to Gabon during the civil war too.
Is it true Omar Bongo is igbo.?
Yes,Omar Bongo is an Igbo boy who was adopted by the late President.
Remember during his re-election bid, the people of Gabon asked him to return to his native Nigeria.
Celebrities / Re: Bride That Looks Like Kate Henshaw (Photo by erimmy(m): 7:54pm On Oct 18, 2017
Sakie:
I saw this picture of the bride on bellanaija's page and for an instant I thought I was seeing Kate Henshaw.
What's your take?do they look alike?
Source:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BaY9dcelNTi/

THIS IS A MOVIE SCENE
Romance / Re: Why I Stopped Patronising Prostitut€s by erimmy(m): 4:22pm On Oct 14, 2017
Na so?
Romance / Re: Help Me I'm In Love With Him!!! by erimmy(m): 4:15pm On Oct 14, 2017
BigSarah:
So there's this guy in my department looks so much like my primary school sweetheart who passed away .
Anytime I see him I get so drawn to him.. I'm a really shy person like nervous, Sweating,heartracing kinda shy, only around him though.
So I took his number off my department group chat and started sending him all sort of texts and he replied back well for the first 3days but he kept saying that I should tell him who I'm (I didn't use my number got a new line, just for that purpose). As of Yesterday He Sent me this mean text

.Mtchew.... Wtf
Sarah or whatever ur name is, dont call nor text me again
Who cares abt who u are.
Let's dis be the last time u call and text me..
To hell with u, mtchew ..

I didnt call him throughout that day, but I called today he still asked who is dis, I ignored the question then he hanged up.
What do I do now? Telling him it's me is gonna be so embarrassing to me I've poored out my heart shamelessly in those texts and it'll be horrible if he ends up not dating me after the revelation.
I don't wanna miss him please Tips
Nollywood script.
Family / Re: Medical Doctor Dumps Wife And Kids After Sex Romp With ‘cele’ Woman by erimmy(m): 12:00pm On Oct 10, 2017
chronique:
Dem don use candle fry this one. That's how I was admiring one fine chic on Facebook that was always liking every selfie pic I upload on facebook. One good day, the spirit moved me to go through her photos before starting a convo. As I glanced through, I started seeing someone with white gown and cap... The admiration I had for her, ceased immediately. The chances of dating a confirmed Cele girl and breaking up with her, is slim.
But I had flings with two Cele girls, yet I broke up with them without any fuss.
Family / Re: Medical Doctor Dumps Wife And Kids After Sex Romp With ‘cele’ Woman by erimmy(m): 11:18am On Oct 10, 2017
auntysimbiat:
Cele gals dey sweet..
Are you one of them Cele babes?
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: Player Rating by erimmy(m): 9:27pm On Sep 01, 2017
michoade:
Correction bro, Daniel Akpeyi (former warri wolves) goalkeeper plays for ajax capetown in south africa not ajax amsterdam.
He was referring to the Cameroonian goalie who plays for Ajax Amsterdam.

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Romance / Re: Help! A Friend Of Mine @31 No Boyfriend Not To Talk Of Marriage. by erimmy(m): 5:15pm On Jul 30, 2017
Blesso222:
A childhood friend of mine who is now 31 has never been in love, no guy is telling her I love you. She is good looking, educated and well discipline.

And we are just wondering what could be the problem.
Please help.....
pls send her pics.It will go a long way to help her.Thks
Politics / Re: How Buhari Stopped Osinbajo From Assigning Portfolios To New Ministers by erimmy(m): 1:35pm On Jul 27, 2017
Moyinoluwa35:
please am 22 years, in my passport my
coach say i should put 16 years and the
agent that want to help me out,say i
should put 19 years,because the agent
wants to send me to portugal through
conference invitation letter, the agent told
me if i put any age below 18 years,it will
be hard for me to convince the consular at
the age of 16 that am going for
conference, that the embassy will think am
too young for that.
Secondly why my coach say i should put
16 yrs because incase the conference did
not work out the way we plan,atleast we
can still fine another opportunity,that
before club in europe sign a player,the
player must be directed to the club
academy,before goin to club,and that age
wont be on my side.
I have a month left, cos am about doing
my international passport before next
week run out,pls help me out those who
have idea about visa stuff and football
stuff,pls help a nairalander.dont mind my
english.
Lalasticala help me with frontpage,dont
wanna make a wrong decision
Bros,let us see your recent pics and as a passport officer,I will know if you will even be able to acquire the Nigerian standard e-passport. I work at ikoyi passport office, lagos.
Romance / Re: A Married Woman is in Love With Me by erimmy(m): 12:50pm On Jul 08, 2017
saaedlee:
Hi Romancelanders,

I don't intend to bore you with my bio n stuffs, just straight to the point. I attend a church and belong to the Security Unit; Altar Sector precisely (those guys that stand n face the church with radios plugged to their ears from beginning till the end of service). Because of my appealing face, I'm always chosen to be in front which is very close to the choir stand.

However, I have this lady in the choir, she's married but childless, we started speaking some weeks ago. We happen to start speaking one Wednesday when I had to drop her after service.

Fast forward, she calls daily and stuff, I got to know that the husband is impotent and she's the one that got him his job. Deep down in me, I do not want anything to do with her, but she's always calling and asking for dinner at her place or mine. I recently (today)also got to find out that the husband has been out of the country for 4 months now.
I smell lies.The story is too mechanical.

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