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Politics / Re: Matt Hoye Compares Buhari's White House Reception To That Of Angela Merkel by erimmy(m): 4:17am On May 02, 2018
deomelllo:
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The fact that we have a presidential system of government doesn't mean our President is more powerful or must obtain better diplomatic priviledges than any prime minister or the German chancellor.

Again, is the Nigerian president more powerful diplomatically than the German chancellor or the British prime minister?

No.

The Chancellor's visit wasn't her first visit to the WH, she's been to the WH several times and even a State dinner was thrown in her honor, something only visiting powerful leaders get.

So, why did Emmanuel Macron get the prestigious State dinner at the White House last week and PMB didn't get a State dinner.? Is Macron not a prime minister? Is the German chancellor not a prime minister?


Stop embarrassing yourself with your elementary school ignorance.
Emmanuel Macron is a President and not a Prime Minister .

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Nairaland / General / Re: 5 Reasons Why You’re Not Making Progress In Life by erimmy(m): 11:05am On Mar 20, 2018
dheilaw1:
Rubbish. what of Nigeria factor? even if you have all it takes to be successful, Nigeria as a country will strangle d hell of those success traits out of you
Bros be optimistic as the OP admonished.
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen And Their Cows Spotted Moving Into Abuja Airport. Photos by erimmy(m): 2:31pm On Mar 19, 2018
delikay4luv:
awww. Happy birthday to you. Birthday mate
So how and where is it going down today?
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen And Their Cows Spotted Moving Into Abuja Airport. Photos by erimmy(m): 11:24am On Mar 19, 2018
delikay4luv:
Today is my birthday. Happy birthday to myself.
Note: I don't have any relationship with Miyett Allah or Buhari's cows. Thanks.
Wow,finally I have a birthday mate. Happy birthday to us. #march19babies.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Why I May End My Relationship With Miracle – Nina by erimmy(m): 4:29pm On Mar 12, 2018
No single comment and this post has already been pushed to fp.
The mod that did this is high.

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Car Talk / Re: Borno, Home Of Peace: Can You Spot The Irony Of This Vehicle Number Plate? by erimmy(m): 6:27pm On Mar 07, 2018
The slogan should be changed to WAR COLLEGE.

I remember in February 14,2014 when the C130 Hercules military plane carrying about 230 Nigeria immigration service personnels which were part of the immigration component of the joint task force(JTF) codenamed "OPERATION ZAMAN LAFIYA "landed at NAF BASE maiduguri,an Air Force officer had told us as we were being ferried to the JTF base at 333 air artillery defence barracks "WELCOME TO WAR COLLEGE "
Career / Re: What Is The Salary Structure Of The Nigerian Immigration Service? by erimmy(m): 2:32pm On Mar 05, 2018
Myketuale:


Has immigration started sending message to successfully applicant ??
Yes.that was done last year. If you didn't see yours, it therefore means that you're not successful.
Career / Re: What Is The Salary Structure Of The Nigerian Immigration Service? by erimmy(m): 8:14am On Mar 05, 2018
OP, don't allow any comment here to misguide you. I assume you just got a way of serving your fatherland via the immigration service. If my assumption is true, then wait for your appointment letter.
The terms/conditions for service as well as the salary package are well spelt out in it.
Immigration service is a noble profession and you won't regret joining us.Also bear in mind that apart from the normal immigration duties, you might be sent to the north east as part of the immigration component of the joint task force(JTF) in the fight against terrorism. I have been there, so no big deal.
Peace......

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Career / Re: What Is The Salary Structure Of The Nigerian Immigration Service? by erimmy(m): 8:12am On Mar 05, 2018
coputa:
Controller General,,#3 million per annum
If you apply with Waec certificate you will start as a passport officer with a starting salary of #30,000.
At Graduate level,starting salary is #150,000 a month with other benefits and bonuses.
The thing is, either you're lying or you're very ignorant. Who told you that a waec certificate holder automatically becomes a passport officer?

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Career / Re: What Is The Salary Structure Of The Nigerian Immigration Service? by erimmy(m): 8:07am On Mar 05, 2018
OP, don't allow any comment here to misguide you. I assume you just got a way of serving your fatherland via the immigration service. If my assumption is true, then wait for your appointment letter.

The terms/conditions for service as well as the salary package are well spelt out in it.
Immigration service is a noble profession and you won't regret joining us.Also bear in mind that apart from the normal immigration duties, you might be sent to the north east as part of the immigration component of the joint task force(JTF) in the fight against terrorism. I have been there, so no big deal.


Peace......

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Religion / Re: I Was Prevented From Receiving Holy Communion In Anglican Church Over Card by erimmy(m): 3:57pm On Mar 04, 2018
loveth360:
If they no give you,come i get something for you.


I dey my house.
Make I come too?
Family / Re: I'm A Proud Single Mother Of 9-Years-Old Dude; Lady Reveals On Facebook. Photos by erimmy(m): 5:38pm On Feb 16, 2018
RuthDaniels:
She told the irresponsible being like you who got her pregnant, rejected the baby and even left her with his welfare.


Do you people ever think before making a comment? Who are you to judge?
Are you a single mum? I mean I know how it feels.
My mum was one and she always transfer the beef she had with dad on us. I know other single mums too who are very difficult to associate with.Always getting angry at the slightest provocation.






Please, don't transfer any aggression on the guy,i know it's not easy taking care of a child alone without the support of a father.

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Family / Re: I'm A Proud Single Mother Of 9-Years-Old Dude; Lady Reveals On Facebook. Photos by erimmy(m): 5:32pm On Feb 16, 2018
RuthDaniels:
She told the irresponsible being like you who got her pregnant, rejected the baby and even left her with his welfare.


Do you people ever think before making a comment? Who are you to judge?
Are you a single mum?
Romance / Re: Spiritual Father In Osun Kisses His Wife Deeply To Mark Valentine by erimmy(m): 9:51am On Feb 15, 2018
All I can see here is Brown roof.
Politics / Re: "I Will Support My Son-in-law’s Governorship Ambition" — Okorocha by erimmy(m): 2:08pm On Feb 14, 2018
Perfecttouch:
shai to mumu no easy o ,so you have 29,30,and 31 for february calendar abi ?
Lol. seriously Na serious Mumu I be that day o. Na later I come see the mumuness.
Politics / Re: "I Will Support My Son-in-law’s Governorship Ambition" — Okorocha by erimmy(m): 9:40pm On Feb 12, 2018
Amirullaha:
*JOB ALERT:*
Plz if u know anyone interested in working for 3 days at an event for N100,000 a day on 29th 30th and 31st February let me know. *It is urgent* .
pls I have someone. how can I contact you. thks. My no is 08024719008 or 08159533839
Sports / Re: Parents Of Dele Alli Beg Him To Accept Them Back Into His Life (Photos) by erimmy(m): 10:10am On Feb 06, 2018
Hmmm. This is touching. La-la and comrade, please push this story to the promised land so as to get Dele's side of the story.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Advises Men In Relationships To Stop Acting Single by erimmy(m): 10:40am On Jan 23, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
OMG sis you're so sweet may the creator bless you with more wisdom........ wise girl wink


Meanwhile
99% of Nigerian men are guilty of what she said......well as for me if we're dating and you miss my call without giving any tangible reasons I'll definitely call it a quit cool
Story!!!!

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Family / Re: Wife Introduction: My Mum Insists On Pregnancy First by erimmy(m): 7:22am On Jan 11, 2018
valentineuwakwe:
Hello Nairalanders,

Nice again to be hear. Please I need advice from anyone that can give me on this issue bordering me..

I'mm a hard working self employed man of 36years and my fiancee is 39years.. We both are graduates and M.sc holders from uniport. ..

We have known selves since 2014 and told my parents in 2016 that its her I want to get married to.. They all accepted her upon meeting her and sat, January 6, 2018 was fixed for introduction... I was so happy and was in high spirit... Then come on Saturday morning, my mum called a meeting, with dad, grand mum, two of dad sisters, 2 kindred men, my immediate younger sister and brother...

My marriage issue was raised as topic and mum insisted on the age of my fiancee and said she must get pregnant first before us or myself would go for any introduction....

She was supported by 2/3 of the people present at an early morning meeting called by 4am on the same Saturday i had told my fiancee my people were coming.....

The meeting went and ended in a disaster and mum called my fiancee to cancel the introduction insisting she first get pregnant...

Please, what do you guys think I should do as my fiancee is a born again Christian with RCCG....

The issue of first takingbinnholds no place in their church doctrine...its after the wedding ...am a catholic....am in love with my woman and am not backing down....am confused and don't know what to do now...someone should please advice me....please

Please move this thread to front page as I need advice, please
Fake story. This one just want to learn how to write stories.
Health / Re: Poor Fingerprints Issues I Need Help by erimmy(m): 6:02pm On Jan 07, 2018
aumeehn:
I dont know if its the cold or a disease, i went for Data capture last week monday for my E passport, the fingerprint scanner couldn't scan my fingerprints, so the immigration officer handling my case told me to wash my hands with diesel and apply olive oil for a week, i have been doing it since last week Tuesday still no improvement and tomorrow is monday, i really need to get this passport because the deadline for my school application is on 10th of this month. Please Nairalanders i need help!!!

Lalasticlala! Sissy3 dominique please help move this thread to the frontpage i need help urgently!!
I am sorry to hear that.Any of the following can make your finger print or Thumbprint as in the case of passport issuance not to go through when taking your biometrics at the capturing or passport issuance point.

1.Dirty palms.(This mostly affect children)

2.Medication(If an applicant is on any form of medication especially for malaria, it is practically impossible for the finger print/thumbprint to go through.)

3.Hunger/fasting(An applicant who is hungry can not successfully have his/her fingerprints go through.This is because the body metabolism or system must be stable enough to allow his/her biometrics to be taken successfully).

4.Anxiety(This is closely related to number 3 above in terms of the stability of the body.)

5.Third finger issuance (This is just a technical name for a double faced operation. It is because of this, that the Nigerian e-passport was introduced. This means that there are applicants who have had the e-passports before,howbeit,fraudulently.

Some of them also must have thumbprinted for someone in the past and this action would go on to deny them passports in the future except other people take the biometrics on their behalves also.
Therefore, it is in cases like this, that only the THIRD FINGER would go through instead of the THUMB which is the only legitimate finger for passport issuance.The e-passport software discourages multiple passports applications except in event of loss, expiration or change of data.

6.Techical factor.(Just like every man-made machines, the passports issuance machines is also prone to error.However,if the situation persists as in the case of op and other applicants got theirs without hassle, the situation could have been caused by either one or all of the first five factors above.

N/B: children under the age of six would not have their biometrics taken at the point of issuance.
Any question as regards passports application/issuance can be directed to me.I will do my best to answer it PROFESSIONALLY. Thanks
Romance / Re: “My Backup Boyfriend Proposed To Me And I Said Yes, What Should I Do?” — Lady by erimmy(m): 8:43pm On Jan 04, 2018
VastFinder:
“My Back-Up Boyfriend Proposed To Me And I Said Yes, What Should I Do” — Confused Young Lady Asks

A young Nigerian lady has written to relationship blogger, Joro Olumofin, that she is confused because her ‘back-up’ boyfriend proposed to her and she said yes.

The young lady has been hiding her engagement ring from her main boyfriend who is yet to pop the question to her.

Here’s what she wrote below ;



SOURCE: https://primesng.com/back-boyfriend-proposed-said-yes-confused-young-lady-asks/
Back up boyfriend? Na your pussy go tell you.

Career / Re: Lagos Discovers N13m From Accounts Of Dead Staff by erimmy(m): 9:43am On Jan 01, 2018
They are dead, but their manhood still live.
Politics / Re: Buhari Appoints Board Members For Privatised Company by erimmy(m): 6:49pm On Dec 31, 2017
Who else is not surprised by these stuffs from the federal government.

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Politics / Re: Number Of Dead Men Appointed By Buhari Increases To 5 by erimmy(m): 8:03pm On Dec 30, 2017
sorom4:
Sarrki Ngeneukwuenu Jesusloveyou Omenka Beremx and all other BMC.........

I just dey shame for because some people will still vote for this incompetent leader or his party in 2019.

And to think that the excuse they are giving for these GHOST WORKERS is lame. How can a whole presidency not remove the names of her Ghost Workers since they argued that the list has been there since 2015? What happened to the DIG from Delta that died last month? Does it mean that his name was forwarded for appointment when he was in active service?

With the way things are going; I bet that many more GHOST APPOINTEES/WORKERS are still on that list
This is the real definition of Ghost workers. I don laugh tire since morning.

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Politics / Re: Appointment Of Dead Men Into Boards Of Parastatals: Presidency Explains by erimmy(m): 6:02pm On Dec 30, 2017
NgeneUkwenu:
Mr. Spokesman Shut up! You guys are lazy and unproductive....apologize and move on...instead of embarrassing yourselves and the govt the more...
Wow,it seems like there's a limit at which someone can defend an obviously inept and rudderless government.
I guess your brain is re-setting to factory mode.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldier Celebrates His Birthday At The War Front In Desert (Photos) by erimmy(m): 5:01pm On Dec 30, 2017
Wow. I can relate bro.Mine was in March 2014 at pulka, Gwoza LGA just one week after our base was attacked by BH.
I give God all the Glory. Happy birthday My Gbem Gbem. who no go, no go know.#peaceshallreturntothenortheast.

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Jokes Etc / Re: This Joke About Davido And Rochas Will Make You Laugh by erimmy(m): 10:36am On Dec 29, 2017
mikejj:
grin imo land of statue
Expect it from lai Mohammed to tell Nigerians that afterall, he said that the fuel scarcity is as a result of economic growth which enabled Nigerians to buy more cars .Allegedly though.
Jokes Etc / Re: This Joke About Davido And Rochas Will Make You Laugh by erimmy(m): 10:35am On Dec 29, 2017
mikejj:
grin imo land of statue
Expect it from lai Mohammed to tell Nigerians that afterall, he said that the fuel scarcity is as a result of economic growth which enabled Nigerians to buy more cars
Romance / Re: Guys Ain't Sex Tools; Be Like This Guy by erimmy(m): 10:29am On Dec 29, 2017
Thegeneralqueen:
See who is talking..... undecided my p***y can make you sell your fathers house and bring the money to me cause it's juicy...... so keep shut and kiss the truth

#thequeenhasspoken
Picture of the puccy or I don't believe your assertion.

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