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Romance › Re: Student Dies During Masturbation In Front Of Laptop by erimmy(m): 9:23pm On Aug 05, 2016

pedrilo:
hmmm he died in active service

Sorry bro. thou diest in active service

Politics › Re: Jibrin: Dogara Diverted FG Project To His Farm In Nasarawa by erimmy(m): 5:40pm On Jul 28, 2016

9jatriot:
This Jibrin is not taking this fight lying low. It is as if he had been gathering all these evidences in the event that he gets to this. What I think though is that all those who have Dogara's secrets are passing them to him to use against Dogara.

This is how Dogara is going to react though. Someone (in Dogara's camp) will move a motion for Jibrin to be disciplined for bringing the house to disrepute, another will quickly second the motion. Those against will try to resist, the matter will eventually be referred to the ethics committee. The committee will hold a kangaroo session and recommend Jibrin be suspended for indiscipline. That way he will be silenced.
Jubrin will then go to court trying to restrain the house from suspending him and while the matter is in court the HOA will pretend that they can no longer deliberate on it since it is now in court. By the time Jibrin is finally cleared to be readmitted into the house, the matter would have died a natural death except FG is ready to go into another clash against the House of representatives considering the one against the senate is being called interference in some quarters.

Guy your head de dia. You captured exactly what will become of this whole drama. I put it that you've been following political events of this country. More grace to you. The Farouk Lawan/ Otedola's drama of the 6th HOR went the same way. I pray for more expository drama

Politics › Re: NASS Padded 2016 Budget With N481bn - Vanguard by erimmy(m): 9:12pm On Jul 27, 2016

God pls help us .We need your help in this country

Christianity Etc › Re: Police Seal Ogun Celestial Church Where 9 Year Old Boy Was Chained (photos) by erimmy(m): 5:51pm On Jul 27, 2016

AjayiWrites2:
Remember the story of the 9 year old who was chained by a Celestial Church pastor? Well the church has released a statement regarding that, read it here. The location of the church has been revealed as well and the church sealed off..

Source:
http://www.ajayiwrites.com/2016/07/celestial-church-where-9-year-old-boy.html

Politics › Re: Mohammed Babandede Decorated As Immigration Comptroller-General by erimmy(m): 7:15pm On May 26, 2016

Op,you are looking for my trouble o. This is not my comptroller General. It's prison's.Remove it and put my CG's pix. thks

Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints Ja’afaru As Comptroller-general Of Prisons by erimmy(m): 6:13pm On May 24, 2016

Must every Comptroller General in this country come from the north ? My Comptroller General also is from the north.(Jigawa state).

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Crime › Re: Elderly Man Hangs Himself In Gombe State Today (Photos) by erimmy(m): 11:41pm On May 23, 2016

Eyyah. Why na?

Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Denies Going On Exile by erimmy(m): 11:18pm On May 23, 2016

I don't believe this crap except with both audio and visual evidence. Check my signature and help yaself

Romance › Re: Why Do Guys "Kiss And Tell" A Lot? by erimmy(m): 11:01pm On May 23, 2016

But no man can do that with his wife.

Politics › Re: BAN ON GRAZING: AFENIFERE BACKS FAYOSE by erimmy(m): 10:46pm On May 23, 2016

Great decision.It's high time we stopped all these murderers masquerading as herdsmen

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Ghanaian Who Slept With 42 Women Used Juju To Catch His Victims by erimmy(m): 6:06pm On May 23, 2016

False news.I don't believe it

Celebrities › Re: Charlyboy Fathered 7 Children With Other Women - Wife, Lady D by erimmy(m): 5:01pm On May 21, 2016

I'm not surprised at all. Next?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Biya's Car Breaks Down At National Day Celebration - Photo by erimmy(m): 4:47pm On May 21, 2016

Change of government is imminent in that country. Paul Biya,will be pushed out just as his car that was pushed out.I'm just trying to make sense.

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Celebrities › Re: Bose Ogulu Dismisses Uju Stella's Pregnancy Claims For Burna Boy by erimmy(m): 4:30pm On May 21, 2016

hmmmmmm. I tire for this kind mother o. Bad parenting

Politics › Re: Sam Saba Kidnapped Along Kaduna-Abuja Road by erimmy(m): 3:55pm On May 18, 2016

I just hope all fingers will not point to Senator Bukky

Career › Re: Some Moment You Can Relate To In Arms Force Training by erimmy(m): 7:14am On May 10, 2016

I can relate to all these.Proudly serving my country. I rep The Nigeria Immigration Service.

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Family › Re: Freeman David, A Nairalander Is Dead! by erimmy(m): 7:56am On May 02, 2016

BlissB:
NAIRALANDERS!!! ONE OF OUR HEROES HAS FALLEN

Do Angels really Die!!!!
I ask again do angels really die? .... Nairalanders a very proficient nairalander has passed on to the great beyond, leaving us in space....He was a brother, a friend, a politician and an educationist. Freeman David aka Freemanan/FreemanDave is no more... When MrLeno his right hand man called me last night and asked 'when last did you hear from david' i knew all was not well... So i said some few days back... Then he broke the news to me that has left my heart in pains.... He died on Friday evening.. He left us when we needed him most.... He touched lives, inspired many and taught anybody that crossed his path... I had to go to his family house to confirm what i heard and i recieved the biggest shock of my life... Indeed FREEMAN DAVID HAS LEFT THE SURFACE OF THIS EARTH... leaving behind heartbroken parents and an only sister... He came, he saw and when he was about to conquer, the cold hands of death snatched him from us... He was a rare gem... A shinning star... He gave me hope when i was always down...He never disappointed me... You left us too soon FREEMAN.... what more can i say.... Farewell my friend, sleep on till we meet to part no more. FREEMAN REMI DAVID REST IN PEACE

Cause of death:He slipped and fell in his bathroom... He died on the spot

See His Nairaland profile: https://www.nairaland.com/freemandave

R.I.P.brother

Jokes Etc › Re: When You Ask A Nigerian Politician 'What's Your Take On The Heat?' (photo) by erimmy(m): 5:33pm On Apr 28, 2016

Fashola: Actually, I'm as concerned, nay confused as you all are.The heat is so much so that even my children in the united states are having heat rashes all over their bodies.But the federal ministry of power under my watch ,will correct this mistake done by the past administration,by turning this heat into heat of combustion via thermal pipelines for the generation of 100000mega watts of electricity by may 29,2019

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Celebrities › Re: Teebillz Attempts Suicide At Lekki-Toll Bridge - Eye Witness by erimmy(m): 3:53pm On Apr 28, 2016

Merlissa:
Please tell me how this matter dey affect the price of meat in the market

I can't be taking panadol for another person's headache!

I need a date for tonight.. Who's interested

I'm interested bae. PM me if we have a deal.

Crime › Re: My Tattoo Has Ruined My Life – Arrested Female Lagos Gang Informant Cries by erimmy(m): 12:12pm On Mar 05, 2016

saintkel:
U must be day dreaming, Chelsea is not man united or Arsenal neither are we man city

Unfortunately for you,all the clubs you mentioned as being inferior to Chelsea are all ahead of Chelsea on the league table. So what's the inglorious self-worth all about.Get a life dude and face reality.

Crime › Re: My Son Was Oruru’s Domestic Help For 10 Years – Yunusa’s Father by erimmy(m): 2:06am On Mar 04, 2016

There are three sides to this story,nay five. Ese's side of the story,Ese's parents' side,Yinusa's side,Yinusa's parents' side and then the TRUTH.The truth shall come at an appointed time.

Crime › Re: Thief Locks Himself Inside Victim’s Car (photo) by erimmy(m): 5:40pm On Feb 29, 2016

Islie:
http://newtelegraphonline.com/thief-locks-inside-victims-car/

Everyday for the thief,but one day for the owner. People should be security conscious

Politics › Re: The New International Passport And Price by erimmy(m): 7:25am On Feb 24, 2016

kidman96:
how much sir?

I can't tell you the price on a public forum like this. Contact me or I will prefer you come to our state command.God bless

Politics › Re: The New International Passport And Price by erimmy(m): 10:34pm On Feb 23, 2016

emmhynet18:
PLEASE I AM IN LAGOS.... ANYONE KNOW THE PRICE IN LAGOS?

I'm a professional. Lagos will certainly be more expensive and delay will be inevitable because of crowd. I will advise that you come to Abeokuta and have it . You can contact me on erim_immigration@yahoo.com or 08159533839. Goodluck

Politics › Re: The New International Passport And Price by erimmy(m): 10:26pm On Feb 23, 2016

kidman96:
I need to know cos I intend getting one this week. Please how much and how to go about it.I mean the standard one not the ECOWAS passport please.. I live in Lagos.

@Kidman, I'm an immigration officer working in OGUN state command,Abeokuta. If you are really in need contact me at erim_immigration@yahoo.com or call me up on 08159533839. I can help you get it same day. My Oga is the PCO. good luck.

Politics › Re: EFCC Traces N17.5bn To Accounts Of Ex-naf Chiefs’ Wives by erimmy(m): 9:42pm On Feb 02, 2016

Elosky20:
Na tracing we go chop, when will they be jailed

So na jailing you go chop?

Crime › Re: How Four Friends Raped Me –14-year-old Girl (photo) by erimmy(m): 6:48pm On Jan 30, 2016

ihatebuhari:
I hate men

Including your dad and your brothers? I think you've taken it far. Maybe,you will finally marry a woman as your ilk are wont to do. #lesbianspotted

Family › Re: I Made A Horrible Mistake With My Lovely Wife by erimmy(m): 9:57am On Jan 30, 2016

It's unfortunate that you hit your wife. You should have controlled the urge of hitting her.Again I suggest next time she talks to you in a manner that you don't like,just walk away from the scene of the argument.
It's a good thing that you swallowed your pride and begged her. She should have forgiven you by now. It's not easy though,but she should try because no ma
rriage is bed of roses. keep begging her though.
However,it's more unfortunate that your wife needs space.This is a sure way for the devil to come and sow seeds of lack of love and affection between you too. For God's sake,you guys don't need space at all.
Both of you should realise that the space she is creating can be filled with other people outside thereby creating an atmosphere for infidelity on both sides.

Politics › Re: 2016 Budget Goes Missing At National Assembly by erimmy(m): 5:36pm On Jan 12, 2016

But Buhari said that Stealing is corruption na. Now come a whole national budget with such huge amount of money on it is stolen on the President's watch?. Change indeed.

Politics › Re: We Have Used All Channels To Warn Buhari Over Shi’ite Leader – Iran by erimmy(m): 9:31pm On Jan 04, 2016

Seriously, am happy that the end of Islamic militants fighting Christians is very near. I see a situation where Iran will sponsor a shite militants group to fight against the sunni majority in the north,therefore, prompting boko haram which is sunni to engage the Iranian sponsored shite militants, probably Nigerian version of Hezbollah in a sectarian fight or war which actually will help in cancelling themselves.By the time they finish destroying themselves,there won't be any iota of strength left in them to fight Christians. When this war starts,I want the Nigerian military to steer clear and just watch as this fight would make the two Islamic militants terror group to deal with themselves and give the military a break

Politics › Re: It Is A Class War silly! By Joseph Edgar by erimmy(m): 8:12am On Dec 27, 2015

Nice writeup by the op.I couldn't agree less. I have always held this opinion especially when discussing issues of national importance with men of like minds in different fora.
Its a typical class struggle among the elites and nothing less,nothing more. Instances abound everywhere in the world and in Nigeria in particular. Nigeria's case or indeed Africa is however, very glaring and in many ways primitive because of the large scale of illiteracy.
I have said it many times that when it is time for our political elites to steal and share our common wealth within their circle,no one will ever hear the shouts of ethnicity from them except of course by those who at that time of the sharing lost out.One can see it from the way dansuki gate is playing out.The Jonathan's administration through the now infamous Dansuki shared our Commonwealth across all the ethnic groups in the country.Even Otueke,his hometown couldn't have a portable drinking water even though its son was President for five years.Why would they drink good water? are they not just fishermen and women in a fishing settlement? He must have told himself and members of his class.
One may be deceived by the new adminstration in town,especially with their chants or would I say enchantment of their CHANGE slogan that they are better than the previous administration.But its all lie.They are one and the same set of people, only that this time around, the table has turned to the next set of elite and looters who actually are not different from their opposite numbers.
In a country where our leaders want the masses to tighten their belt,cut budget and prepare for next year,it will amaze you to discover that the same people that want us to sacrifice for the " betterment" of our nation,would not want anything to affect their allowances.Just this morning,the punch newspaper reported that members of the national Assembly have sternly rejected their budget to be slashed. So, who are we deceiving?
Nigerians,please the way out from this form of deception and slavery is EDUCATION EDUCATION and more EDUCATION.That's why I have made up my mind to train and educate my daughter in the best schools in the world. She is just 4months old and to achieve my aim in this world of unfairness,i have decided to start saving from now till when she graduates and competes favourably with the elitists in her generation.

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Politics › Re: Opinion: 15 Reasons Why I Am Convinced Buhari Collected $300,000 From Dasuki by erimmy(m): 7:59pm On Dec 23, 2015

Jesusloveyou:
because u are 100% foolish like d op,

Lol, me think that you are confused and maybe high on some cheap APC weed. why is it that you find it difficult to believe Dansuki when he said that he gave Buhari $300,000 but believed him when he said he shared monies to others. In fact I no get your time

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