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Doing Buhari's job at old age. This man is a gift to Nigeria

bestman09:
The question Nigerians are asking is, WHO OWNS ALPHABETA? Who are the shareholders, and how much are they collecting from Lagos state monthly as commission?


And should the bat becomes president of Nigeria (God forbid bat-ting) ALPHABETA will now monopolize and squeeze the nation's economy for the interest of one man

Another question is...how much does he charge as commission in other states where Tinubu has firm grip compared to states mentioned by Dele? Why did Oyo and Edo disengage alphabeta? Ths company is only engaged in other states because they charge less otherwise, no deal. Dele deliberately dodged this. Tinubu is a bad product. Even the marketers know this.

The question which Dele needs to be asked is...how much does alphabeta charge in those states, compared to what it charges in Tinubu's strongholds. I'm sure he will dudge this question. Every state has options among similar service providers. In Tinubu's strongholds, wherever services charge declared is what they'd embrace.

If the company isn't shortchanging Oyo and Edo people where tinubu lost grip, why did they disengage them? Osun too will soon do the same if they've not done so already

LikeAking:
Where dis man of God dey live?

I don't want to share any number or contact with anyone. If you could say I'm lying despite going as far as cursing myself when nobody is going to pay me for narrating my experience, how wouid you now trust the contact? Tinz dey happen my broda. Pray make you no see wahala.

ednut1:
as uk no wan give people kpali. They should not go where kpali dey I have friends in audit firm who went to uk on work visa. They have to do that stressfull job for 5 years in kpmg and the likes and cant change jobs from audit. But Canada dey give citizenship after 3 years plus freedom to enter non audit industries lol. Ogun punish priti patel, gordon brown, theresa may and others wey don show boys pepper now and in the past lol

I told a friend who wants to send his wife to the UK to give birth, that the baby may not get citizenship

LikeAking:
Oga!

I smell lies.


Hw come in real life we don't see dis miracles?

Some of us have been attending churches o.

No be lie bros. That's why I cursed myself because people hardly believe such stories. I can curse myself countless times over it.

Please Nigerians, does anyone know the reason behind the perceived silence and disappearance on the part of Mr Lai Mohammed, Garba Sehu and Femi Adesina from the media? Have they exhausted their lies or tired of defending the obvious failure of the APC? Is their guilty conscience telling at work?

Kindly share your thoughts cos it's been long since I heard from them last. Hardly would a week pass without seeing them on the TV defending the apc government between 2015 and 2019. What has changed my people?

Atiku's clothe na gbabesky

My vote goes to Obi though

babaolofin:
What you said is the truth. On social media - a faceless forum you don't answer everybody.

Prophet TB Joshua in mid 90s to late 90s when he was young and the ministry relatively unknown and the prophetic power very high on him. By then he was poor and the Church was a poor Church when white men and the rich have not started attending . He spent hours every Sunday on this issues of Prostitutes and SEX in the Church sermon. Many prostitutes and many ladies of easy virtues confess every Sunday under prophetic power about how they captured men glory, how they destroyed men glory with their vagina. Most of them confessed that every man that sleeps with them have his glory captured or polluted. We were very young then, Prophet TB Joshua was also young but the prophetic power very RAW.

Years later, circumstances of life made some of us that did not believe those Sunday - Sunday prostitutes confession to know it is the reality.

TB Joshua often say most of the destiny or glory issues are traced to SEX with prostitutes and demonic ladies.

Prophet DK Olukoya in one of his messages also said it. Prophet Olukoya said you cannot be fighting witchcraft battle and be having sex with anyhow girls. He said " Clean girls don't f u c k about". He said those girls that f u c k about are demonic agents and traps. Several years ago, Prophet DK Olukoya said "Nobody practices prostitution is without witchcraft".

Baba Adeboye told us some years ago that a rich man was brought to him when things became hard for him. The man is a big time contractor but lost all contracts he bid for after he might have spent a lot of resources at the final stage despite his connections and certainty that he would win such contracts.

Baba Adeboye said he asked him what kind of sin he normally commit whenever he is pursuing such contracts. The man said, there is always an unusual SEXUAL URGE driving him to have sex. He said immediately after the sex, he will lose the contract.

After sex all resources money, travelling. prayers, etc used to pursue a contract wasted over sex with anyhow girls.

May God deliver us where we have fallen in Jesus Name, Amen

True. May God keep protecting and delivering us from evil. Amen! Thanks bro

LikeAking:
Lies!

God Almighty is my witness. I have nothing to gain, should I lie. I've cursed myself already in my previous post if the story was cooked up. Who jokes with that especially when you stand to gain nothing? I went that far because people are hard to believe with stories shared on the social media

AllKnowing:
God punish you!

May God punish me, I repeat, if I fabricated the story...amen!
I met Barak Obama in the Daughters of American Revolution ( DAR) Hall in Washington DC near the white House years back. I was the only one invited in Nigeria by the organization who also invited Barak Obama to give us a pep talk, with over 2000 entrepreneurs in attendance from across the globe. You don't have to believe me.

On a nairalander's request....I'd like to share the below:

Cc:
Seun
Lalasticlala
Mynd44, et al

I was posted to a state for my nysc in those days, there I met a girl at mammy Market where I always went to eat cos those watery stuffs at the kitchen no dey appeal to me. I met this pretty girl who came to assist her sister sell food. As I didn't know where I was going to be posted for my PPA, I asked for his address. GSM just came into the country barely a few months earlier so, no opportunity to echange numbers. When I got settled at my PPA, I sent her a letter which she received and with which she traced me.

In short, we had sex that night with some kind of resistance from her. She told me she was a virgin and that was her first time. I apologised and she said ok. This girl left the following day and that was the beginning of my predicament. I wrote loads of job applications after nysc, no jobs. My result was good and I always did well in interviews and aptitude tests in great FMCGs. One day, I was asked by my aunt to accompany her to a Thursday programme in a church. Reluctantly, I followed her. After the programme, we went to see the pastor who asked me to kneel down. As he was praying, he asked who did you have sex with and blood came out of her? I told him. He now said she's sitting on my glory because she had vowed that whoever had sex with her would be her husband in the spirit realm but i broke her vow. That I can never get a job, even if they're dashing people for free unless I was delivered. He asked me to fast for 3 days with prayer points. On the day I went to see him, he said I should repeat it cos he was still seeing some signs. I went back afterwards. He said 2 of the fasting were effective. That the 3rd one wasn't effective because I was watching hiphop music after breaking the fast instead of listening to a gospel song. Truly i went to see a friend who switched on his TV and we were watching American hiphop music. I was shocked.

To cut the long story sbort, he prayed for me after repeating the last one and said I'd see the hand of God soon.

Barely a month after the prayer, I was invited by one of the foremost companies in Ikeja for job interview. I met crowd there who were also applicants. In the end, I got the job. How did it happen? A guy was asked to give me an interview letter from lagos. Then I was staying with my brother in ibadan. May God punish me if I'm fabricating this story... he was asked to give me the letter in person and he must not return to lagos unless I acknowledge the letter. He didn't meet me at home. My people searched everywhere for me. I went to see an uncle cos boredom wan kill me for house and I was tired of applying for jobs. By the time I came back, my people mobbed me asking where have I gone to? They gave me the number to call cos the guy had gone somewhere but promised to come back later. I called him and he was ranting on phone. I asked him to calm down cos I never remembered if I actually applied to that company. Its been a long time. So, we met and I acknowledged the letter, he now left.

I got the job to the glory of God. One day my boss invited me and said, for some reason I withheld your application after shortlisting. We had employed the first batch some months but I didn't have rest of mind so I asked them to invite you. I was among the few employed. I applied genuinely through guardian newspaper while others came in through man know man. Guardian was the major newspaper where people used to apply for jobs in those days cos there was no Internet.

There I met my wife whom I married as a virgin, a year after, I travelled to America for training and came back, joined another great company . I was changing jobs like shoes before I finally established my own company in which I'm doing very well by God's grace. Its very popular in Nigeria today. I come to nairaland to comment at my leisure cos I don't share my time with any oga. I be oga of myself.
To the glory of God, my job had taken me to America to see barak Obama .

There was a colleague of mine who was living with a girl while in school as if they're married. I graduated before him. He had a reference in one cheap course like that. After clearing the reference he still couldn't graduate so I asked him to follow me to a vigil. After the programme I took him to a man of God for prayers. The man said, who is Bola( not her real name) and he said my gf. He continued praying and asked him to open his eyes asked, who's Bimbo( not her real name) he said his gf and the man responded, ę feran obinrin gan shaa . Meaning you must like women so much. He asked again who's chioma( not her real name) he said his gf. The man said its Bimbo who's on your matter. That she entered school while you were rounding up and she once told you she'd graduate together with you but you thought it was a joke. He said she had had several disappointments in her relationship so she went to a herbalist who made incisions in her private part and said whoever met her next would be caught in the Web and bondage and he'd not leave until he married her.

He said that's the reason for all the setbacks he's been having. He prayed for him, asked him to go and fast for 7 days . When he finished, he now warned him never to set his eyes on her again. This guy graduated and served successfully. Today, he's a citizen in the USA. Fear women and sex. Hate it with passion. God bless

Katcall:
does it mean I shouldn't fúck my wife?

Nobody. You're free to do that since it's your wife. But also remember man must not live by bread alone so, don't allow that to deprive you of having moments with God cos if she says she's not interested in sex tonight, you cannot force her . In same way, there are times you may wish to communicate to God through prayers too. Tell her politely you're not in the mood. Sex is powerful

Mrklemo:
Good day.
Please share the prayer points.
Thanks

Well, different strokes for different folks. God deals with man on a case by case basis.

I my own case, I was asked to pray to God that, every evil hand withholding my benefits should catch fire.

That God should break every evil bondage and covenant I had entered into, through sex. Cheers!

Tannhauser:


Way back then was in a relationship with one girl like that. First time we were to play , I noticed she had some curious incisions on her inner thigh.
She tried to explain...family blah blah...she's from royal Bayelsa family blah...blah. I no wan know O!
Na so conji disappear, pr*ck fall, guy man jakpa.

God really loved you. Many of them are evil

Satazaa:
the olosho is definitely an inexperienced one if na our Benin or warri ones they go don disappear before the guy wake sef

Or even kill the man with charm or in strangulation. Sex with a woman other than your wife is dangerous. Those girls make incisions into their private part for various reasons. They're worst than the devil, though always look innocent. Many great men had fallen due to this foolish act. In those days, some men used to escape these dangers because they too always fortify themselves with charms. Once they touch the girl, they'd feel somehow and if the girl too is possessed or laced with charms, she'd react strangely or run away. It's not so nowadays cos this generation doesn't believe in such things. They don't know they exist. Some even on nairaland claim God doesn't exist and they're being punished by the devil without them knowing. They live like the oyinbos, forgetting that this is Africa. Even the whites have their bad spirits living in them.

No woman would allow you touch her without a commitment and it goes beyond that during sex . You part with money, fortunes, luck and glory of your life. Check out those highly spiritual men of God, including babalawos, they done near sex because they know the implications and repercussions already. That's what men of this generation eat like fufu and ęba. No wonder many had applied to many companies but no jobs. Luck always runs away from them while others are progressing.

I have a personal encounter to share with those who care to know. If not for God's deliverance, I'd have been poorer than anything today. Only God can deliver those found in the Web of fornication and adultery, not even your resolution cos sex is like hunger. Once you have it, you're no more hungry and if you say you'd not do it again, na lie. You'd still go hungry one day for it...and as you keep doing it, you're losing values of life. Shalom!

alizma:
Dumb girl, they are never satisfied. Imagine stealing the guy's passport, of what use to her is the passport biko?

Passport will go to babalawo's house, to destroy the man's life patapata. Ashęwo are agents of destruction. If you're reading this as a guy who wants to achieve good things in life, decist from lustful way of life. Each time you have sex, one glory is gone...just the way a boxing champion loses belts after a defeat, those belts lost in one fight must have taken them years of efforts to garner, same is human glory. This is word of wisdom stick to it my son and you shall be prosperous.

My personal encounter with sex and how it almost destroyed my life...

I was posted to a state for my nysc in those days, there I met a girl at mammy Market where I always went to eat cos those watery stuffs at the kitchen no dey appeal to me. I met this pretty girl who came to assist her sister sell food. As I didn't know where I was going to be posted for my PPA, I asked for his address. GSM just came into the country barely a few months earlier so, no opportunity to echange numbers. When I got settled at my PPA, I sent her a letter which she received and with which she traced me.

In short, we had sex that night with some kind of resistance from her. She told me she was a virgin and that was her first time. I apologised and she said ok. This girl left the following day and that was the beginning of my predicament. I wrote loads of job applications after nysc, no jobs. My result was good and I always did well in interviews and aptitude tests in great FMCGs. One day, I was asked by my aunt to accompany her to a Thursday programme in a church. Reluctantly, I followed her. After the programme, we went to see the pastor who asked me to kneel down. As he was praying, he asked who did you have sex with and blood came out of her? I told him. He now said she's sitting on my glory because she had vowed that whoever had sex with her would be her husband in the spirit realm but i broke her vow. That I can never get a job, even if they're dashing people for free unless I was delivered. He asked me to fast for 3 days with prayer points. On the day I went to see him, he said I should repeat it cos he was still seeing some signs. I went back afterwards. He said 2 of the fasting were effective. That the 3rd one wasn't effective because I was watching hiphop music after breaking the fast instead of listening to a gospel song. Truly i went to see a friend who switched on his TV and we were watching American hiphop music. I was shocked.

To cut the long story sbort, he prayed for me after repeating the last one and said I'd see the hand of God soon.

Barely a month after the prayer, I was invited by one of the foremost companies in Ikeja for job interview. I met crowd there who were also applicants. In the end, I got the job. How did it happen? A guy was asked to give me an interview letter from lagos. Then I was staying with my brother in ibadan. May God punish me if I'm fabricating this story... he was asked to give me the letter in person and he must not return to lagos unless I acknowledge the letter. He didn't meet me at home. My people searched everywhere for me. I went to see an uncle cos boredom wan kill me for house and I was tired of applying for jobs. By the time I came back, my people mobbed me asking where have I gone to? They gave me the number to call cos the guy had gone somewhere but promised to come back later. I called him and he was ranting on phone. I asked him to calm down cos I never remembered if I actually applied to that company. Its been a long time. So, we met and I acknowledged the letter, he now left.

I got the job to the glory of God. One day my boss invited me and said, for some reason I withheld your application after shortlisting. We had employed the first batch some months but I didn't have rest of mind so I asked them to invite you. I was among the few employed. I applied genuinely through guardian newspaper while others came in through man know man. Guardian was the major newspaper where people used to apply for jobs in those days cos there was no Internet.

There I met my wife whom I married as a virgin, a year after, I travelled to America for training and came back, joined another great company . I was changing jobs like shoes before I finally established my own company in which I'm doing very well by God's grace. Its very popular in Nigeria today. I come to nairaland to comment at my leisure cos I don't share my time with any oga. I be oga of myself.
To the glory of God, my job had taken me to America to see barak Obama .

There was a colleague of mine who was living with a girl while in school as if they're married. I graduated before him. He had a reference in one cheap course like that. After clearing the reference he still couldn't graduate so I asked him to follow me to a vigil. After the programme I took him to a man of God for prayers. The man said, who is Bola( not her real name) and he said my gf. He continued praying and asked him to open his eyes asked, who's Bimbo( not her real name) he said his gf and the man responded, ę feran obinrin gan shaa . Meaning you must like women so much. He asked again who's chioma( not her real name) he said his gf. The man said its Bimbo who's on your matter. That she entered school while you were rounding up and she once told you she'd graduate together with you but you thought it was a joke. He said she had had several disappointments in her relationship so she went to a herbalist who made incisions in her private part and said whoever met her next would be caught in the Web and bondage and he'd not leave until he married her.

He said that's the reason for all the setbacks he's been having. He prayed for him, asked him to go and fast for 7 days . When he finished, he now warned him never to set his eyes on her again. This guy graduated and served successfully. Today, he's a citizen in the USA. Fear women and sex. Hate it with passion. God bless.

Not again

Watch as the military rush to the media to drbunk it

Kobojunkie:
What demon? Stop using God's name to promote your ignorance abeg!

Good luck to you in your quest for lust. The reward is huge. Grab it in full

Bush is where snake lives while human beings live in the house. The man simply dared God's power

O ma she oo. Tinubu needs no pity at all. See what he caused himself. These people don't like him, another proof. He should just be happy while reading this and step down. The enemy you know is much easier to tackle than the hidden ones

jkpbestseries:
no be everytin wey eyes see mouth dey talk

. Wike must talk

Failure, supporting a candidate vying for same position in same failed party
Shettima today said Nigeria's problem is bad leadership . Invariably, buhari, their leader is bad, so is Tinubu, the national leader of a failed party. A bad product is always very difficult to sell. I'm waiting for their manifesto

Was obi in Port Harcourt, the way atiku was present in yola during the gathering? Reno will see campaigns in new dimensions from September. He should not be in a hurry

Buckeyemedia1:
Of course he is jittery, why waste his time chasing shadows with Peter Obi? The Alhaji has told you that Northerners will not vote for Peter Obi.

That's his opinion...the way a typical, old politicians who's fast becoming irrelevant thinks. When he said northerners prefer that power remains in the north in his own irrelevant opinion and as if north is the only region making up Nigeria, he actually meant all southerners aspiring to be president, Tinubu inclusive, won't be voted by the north. But he'd be shamed. Hope you're happy now. Obi will win next year's election, even without kano

Mr investigator, since when have you become David Hundeyin ?


I've stopped listening to Segun since the day he faulted endsars report, even claiming it's his idea.

Tinubu will use you, dump you and eventually disgrace you.

NoFucksToGive:
This man too dey cap.

Bros no one asked you to shalaye ... Try dey close mouth sometimes

O su mi ooo. Yenyenyen! Kwakwanso is jittery don't mind him. He'd be disappointed

All these old politicians will be retired next year

Prostitution is a demon, so is sexual lust in men. Only God can deliver those who indulge in it. If you like, make it a monthly resolution that you'd not do it again, you'd still find yourself doing it. It's like when you're hungry. The moment your hunger is quenched, you forget about hunger until you feel hungry again. Stay committed and focused on God with discipline and ultimately, praying to God. You'd be free.

It's hard to cope over there

LARRYOBRAIN:
Be reasonable for once, respect your elders if you want to grow old.

I respect those who respect themselves. Not elders who are liars? I can't learn anything veritable from an elder like tinubu, whose wife died at 74 in 2018, yet claiming 70 years old in 2022 cos of his utopian lifetime ambition. Pa ayo adebanjo, the refined nonagenerian earns my respect anyday.