Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,152,700 members, 7,816,861 topics. Date: Friday, 03 May 2024 at 07:01 PM

Ermacc's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Ermacc's Profile / Ermacc's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (of 19 pages)

Politics / Re: Obafemi Awolowo And His Wife On Their Wedding Day In 1937 (Throwback Photo) by Ermacc: 1:48pm On May 01, 2017
where are the prewedding photos?

27 Likes

Travel / Re: Husband And Wife Survive Multiple Car Accident In Ikeja, Lagos. Photos by Ermacc: 1:42pm On May 01, 2017
Mega thanksgiving party loading...

10 Likes

Politics / Re: Ipob And Passengers Drag And Beat A Driver To Coma In Asaba For Hitting A Woman by Ermacc: 1:34pm On May 01, 2017
sarrki:
Igbos are criminal gangs
And you are a zombie. I'm sure you didn't even read the thrash you just posted.

231 Likes 18 Shares

Politics / Re: Governor Impregnates A Corper; NYSC Member Serving In His State - SDK's Rumour by Ermacc: 8:23pm On Apr 29, 2017
omoadeleye:


joint task
force
Politics / Re: Governor Impregnates A Corper; NYSC Member Serving In His State - SDK's Rumour by Ermacc: 8:09pm On Apr 29, 2017
Hair salon gist. Zero bleep given.

3 Likes

Jokes Etc / Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by Ermacc: 7:18pm On Apr 19, 2017
I belong to category 11

1 Like

Crime / Re: 5 Reasons Why Men Commit Suicide Than Women In Nigeria-from A Female Perspective by Ermacc: 8:56pm On Apr 15, 2017
nnadychuks:
when did owner of KFC start his chicken business? Silly excuse
I think you are more silly. Do you really think Nigeria is a levelled playing ground that offers equal opportunity for everyone? You must be one of all this gaddamn motivational talkatives who ignore life's realities

14 Likes

Religion / Re: . by Ermacc: 10:22pm On Apr 12, 2017
missdivineprove:
personal race which you need to carry your neighbor along. Not just you alone
I said at the end! Genuine soulwinning is done out of love. At the end we are not judged on weighted averages. Every Man to himself!
Religion / Re: Should Cloning Be Legal - Debate On Cloning by Ermacc: 8:16pm On Apr 12, 2017
Human cloning shouldnt be legalised. It will lead to gross misuse and abuse, human experimentation.
Religion / Re: The Judgement Of Yahweh by Ermacc: 7:33pm On Apr 12, 2017
And who wants to judge God?
Religion / Re: . by Ermacc: 7:29pm On Apr 12, 2017
At the end of the day, salvation is personal race.
Religion / Re: Let US Make Man In OUR Own Image by Ermacc: 4:32pm On Apr 09, 2017
Billyonaire:


I love the Bible, I got to know about God, they way any other Christian studied about God, from this wonderful Book. Even though I read the entire 66 books of this great book, I have come to realize the complex truth hidden in those pages.

The Bible obviously has misinterpretations, and I call them errors in interpretation. The errors of misinterpretation is not my problems but the greater problem is how the Early Humans termed the things they saw.

The following observations in the Bible book of Enoch and Noah are clear misunderstandings, our early ancestors of the Bible days were illiterates, I am sure we all know this, despite the fact that we are ashamed to admit it.

These areas about the 'Chariot of Gods, the Ark of Covenant and Angels are clear examples of illiterates trying to describe what they saw and witnessed.

Without offering explanations I will like to state here that;

Chariot of the Gods were flying Saucers.
Ark of Covenant was the fuse needed to Start up the SASER mechanisms of the Pyramids for levitation and generation of Witricity
Angels are Extra-terrestrials.

Entities like Angels, demons, ghosts, spirits, apparitions are ETs, Aliens, UFOs and other humanoid and non-humanoid interstellar and interdimensional entities.

The Bible Story of Creation is true, but substitute God for ETs and we are fine. The ETs are moving through out the galaxies cloning different species.

Do you remember the story in the Bible where the Children of God, find humans beautiful and had sex with earth humans ? These are cross-breeding and we are indeed offsprings of Aliens.

Aliens are in contact with some key people in the world and I wont mention names and in deed the events happening daily in the world today are engineered by these aliens. They want to be here and are here and posses people, some are given birth to, and they live amongst us.

You know the scariest part ? There are different alien species fighting to control Earth and different races on this planet were cloned and designed by different alien species and the wars are just a fight for control.

Shocking fact ? This will shock many. Our bodies are just containers and different aliens fight to take control of our bodies and we feel like we are different sometimes. There is a war going on in our homes, in our schools, in our churches and we have to understand that we are not what we think we are.

We are Androids, controlled remotely by the signals in our head. Where does our thoughts come from ?......We are not our body, we do not have a soul, We are souls, we have a body. Soul is a kind of an OS and the interfaces can be connected to, by Source Energy and any entity who has enough scientific knowledge to download its peripherals to our ethereal framework.

Earth is a jewel, everyone wants to be here. To own a piece of the jewel. But there are some soul whose origin is Earth, other souls have origin from other stars. The war of control is almost always to conquer. Watch the suicide rates, watch the calamities and immune yourself from what comes.
hmm. Let me ask you a question. From your own research and understanding, who do you think wrote the bible? Humans or the ET's?

1 Like

Religion / Re: Let US Make Man In OUR Own Image by Ermacc: 2:41pm On Apr 09, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:


God has no material body or any definite form . The bible writers used anthropomorphism to depict God - they personified God . Using human-like characteristics and attributes to address him . "Finger of God" , "Hand of God" are all metaphorical .

And if God physically manifests Himself its called a theophany .It isn't a necessarily in humanoid form . When God communicated with Moses he did so through a burning bush , He appeared to the Israelites on Mount Sinai as a shinning sun and when the Israelites were leaving Egypt through the Sinai desert , he accompanied them as a pillar of cloud by day and pillar of fire by night

And did God manifest himself in a humanoid form when he created man in the bible ? Its plausible He did so .Its possible the creation story isn't literal . wink



Raelism is a religious belief that Aliens created man . Jesus Buddha and other central figures of other religions are believed to be a specie of aliens called the Elohim . Revelations made to man by God as documented in the bible are believed to be alien visitations . Chai undecided



Sharing likeness in mentality , social behavior and morality does not make the creator a humanoid . I mean the hippocampus in our brains is the center for memory and we have storage devices but the way the brain stores information is totally different from the way the storage devices store information . You get the point ?

The conscious creator is an unembodied mind (without any definite form or material body) exhibiting these likeness in a somewhat different way . God's perfect cognitive ability makes it possible for Him to have knowledge of all propositional knowledge and the appropriate non propositional knowledge but man's cognitive ability is fallible .



Have you forgotten that God is of a triune nature - God The Father , God The Holy Spirit , God The Son .[us] . Even when Christ was on earth he referred to the Father and Holy Spirit as though they were distinct persons .
this thread was already closed here. I think billyonnaire just feels like telling us about nibiru, gold, elixir of life, enli, enki and the pyramids... once more.

2 Likes 1 Share

Religion / Re: You Say The Earth Is 6000 Years Old, Yet You Enjoy Petroleum Products by Ermacc: 1:59pm On Apr 09, 2017
Okay now, to the Op. The numbers of years required for the formation of fossil fuel is still being debated on. You should also know that some scientist have opposing theories on the source of fossil fuel. And the earth is 6000yrs old was never stated as a fact by all christians. You just used it in armouring the intelligence of your question.

3 Likes 2 Shares

Religion / Re: You Say The Earth Is 6000 Years Old, Yet You Enjoy Petroleum Products by Ermacc: 1:23pm On Apr 09, 2017
realmindz:


Chapter closed. I need a Christian that knows or someone hungry for knowledge.


Hehehe, 21st century man saying he does not know, unforgivable...or using a phrase like God's 4th - 6th day. How laughable grin
do you know everything? Have all the answers?
Music/Radio / Re: List Three Of Your Most Played Music by Ermacc: 10:33pm On Apr 06, 2017
Brave - sarah barreiles, Spend some time - eminem, 50 cent et al, eminem's entire album

3 Likes

Religion / Re: The Tower Of Babel - Discussion Thread by Ermacc: 2:17pm On Apr 06, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:


Exactly ! The men were trying access a portal - a gateway to Heaven , a different dimension . Even Babel ( bab-ilum) means "gate of God" .

Last time I tried explaining this to those lowbrows they called me "star-trek evangelist"
can i get the link to the post where you explained it.
Crime / Re: My Father Warned Me Not to Get Involved in Cyber Crime – ‘Yahoo Boy’. Photos by Ermacc: 9:26pm On Apr 03, 2017
but you choosed to be a stubborn he goat by ignoring you dad's advice. Now you gonna pay.

2 Likes

Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija: Ex-housemates Cover House Of Maliq (Photos) by Ermacc: 12:30pm On Apr 03, 2017
they are looking really good. but why is miyonce looking like an 18yr old faggit?

19 Likes

Religion / Re: Atheist Society Of Nigeria Registers As A Corporate Body, Petitions MDCN by Ermacc: 11:59am On Apr 03, 2017
AK6464:
Crime: Just the perfect section
hahaha, bro, you had my tummy hurting with laughter
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Bally Evicted From Big Brother Naija by Ermacc: 8:22pm On Apr 02, 2017
I dont see Efe winning this game. His fan base is dwindling. Efe fans are like buhari supporters pre2015 elections. This is 2017 and the anti zomboatic drug is graduallly taking its effect. All the same, may the popular HM win. Its just a game, dont take it too serious.

13 Likes

TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by Ermacc: 6:45pm On Apr 02, 2017
Threebear:

You make me laugh though. Do you think there is any chance of t boss getting evicted?
She has the third biggest fan base ,next to Bisola and Efe,once more than three people are up, she will be safe.
grin you mean the 14% fan base?

2 Likes

Crime / Re: Homosexual Rapes Boy To Death In Niger State (Photos) by Ermacc: 4:05pm On Apr 02, 2017
Gross

1 Like

Politics / Re: Army Captain Ordered Us To Steal Saraki’s Money- Arrested DSS Official Confesses by Ermacc: 8:39am On Apr 01, 2017
NCAN reporting live from daura.
Celebrities / Re: Five Most Overrated Nigerian Artistes by Ermacc: 6:46pm On Mar 31, 2017
GetUmad:
Let's for once pretend as if we already didn't know the songs below and you're just coming across the lyrics for the very first time. Imagine you stumbled on a book containing lyrics below written by your kid cousin or child, wouldn't you just laugh it off? Would you even take it serious.




Skin Tight
Mr Eazi
If you give your heart to me
I no go let you go
Wey I no go do you basa basa
Baby trust in me
When you give your heart to me
I no go let you go
Wey I no go do you basa basa
Baby trust in me
I go dey your body like skin tight
Wey I go dey by your side
Them times wey I no get sika
You dey by my side
So make I dey your body like skin tight
Wey I go dey by your side
'Cause them times when I no get sika
You dey by my side
Oh na na na na
Eeeeey my baby o
Oh sweetie o
Eeeyyyy my baby o
Ooh
Nobody show me love like my baby
You be the only one for me
Only one for me
You be the only one that I need
Sekeof when I no get ee
You no be runaway
You stay with me
Baby now I don't get ee
Make you no runaway stay with me
'Cause me and you were meant to be


PANA LYRICS
[Hook]
[Chorus]
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
Anywhere that you go
I go follow you dey go
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
My love for you will never die, will never die
[Bridge]
[Verse 1]
'Say love is a beautiful thing
Girl you dey cool my temper
Love is a wonderful tender feeling
You dey give me ginger
Eh, 'say baby dancey-dancey, dance
All the beauty in your eyes dey give me life oh-ooh
Make we give the Lord thanks oh
For the sake eh-eeh, for the sake of love oh
Eh Baby,
For your sake I go kill show oh, eh-eh
Show you love like you’ve never seen before
[Hook]
(na you I dey play ball oh)
We go drive around for my Porsche oh
[Chorus]
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
Anywhere that you go
I go follow you dey go
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
My love for you will never die, will never die
[Bridge]
[Verse 2]
Eh, nwayocha .. nwayocha
You see, you have taken my love oh-ooh
I cannot understand how I'm feeling
You are my woman-crush oh
Nwayoma .. nwayoma
You see, nna maka m'isi oh
Owee'owe, eh .. owee'owee, owee'owe
M'baby, me no go let you go, sure
I will always be your lover, ah
For your sake I go killi show oh, eh
Show you love that you’ve never seen before
[Hook]
(..folake oh, fola oh)
We go drive around for my Porsche oh
[Chorus]
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
Anywhere that you go
I go follow you dey go
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana



Tecno

Afa-m'ubu Al'-haji Te-ki-no

Folake, gimme love oh
Na you dey catchi my shot oh
For your sake, I go go church oh
We go drive around for my Porsche oh » pls so far what sense is therein? Must you form rhymes by all means? It's just so nursery
They say you like wahala oh
Eh, I getti wahala oh »
They say you like cassava
I getti big cassava »
Eva-Eva oh baby, Eva-Eva
Baby you too sweet, fajaba »
My baby, dance to the Lagbaja »
Make I take you to Gwagwalada »
Eva-Eva oh baby, Eva-Eva
Baby you too sweet, fajita (meaning?) »

My baby, dance to the Lagbaja (where's the Lagbaja to be danced to) »

Make I take you to Gwagwalada (is that where your sense is or you parked there?) »

dibi-daba-diba-dobo
Adaba-dibi-daba-dede-baba
(and all these mumbo-jumbo just to complete a track)





If by Davido


my money my body na your own
if i tell you say i love you o
my money my body na your own o baby
thirty billion for the account o
versace, gucci for your body o
no do, no do
no do, garagara for me
no do, no do
no do senrere o
no do, no do
no do, shakara o we
no do, no do
no do, garagara for me o, eh
girl you’re beautiful too
my number one tuntun (meaning?)

sip burukututu (what has burukututu got to do with me being beautiful why should I sip it? When it could just be a total turn off for a lady you're trying to woo)

for your love i tutu ( meaning? This was when I knew it had something to do with Tecno. Strings of meaningless and nursery rhymes)

i go chook you chuku chuku O ( person wey u dey toast u wan chook am chukuchuku abeg which sense dey am? Who does that?)

biko obianuju
shey you do me juju
cos im feeling the juju
shake it o, take it (what is she catching and shaking, biko no one should hold brief for him here)

i wanna catch it o ,take it
you can have it o,take it
you know i gat this o,take it
i love you, i love you
i love you, i love you
there’s nothing above you
there’s nothing above you
above you above you
bridget eh
i like your mini skirt o ( what tha........ Mini skirt? Are you for real? who use this line to woo a lady in 2017, OMG)

oh girl you carry sense o (no she for carry stupidity, how dt one take relate? So na this kain thing u go go dey yan a lady and she nor go think say u are sick. So incoherent and not romantic at all)

if i tell say i love you o
my money, my body na your own o baby
thirty billion for the account o yeh
versace and gucci for your body o baby


MAJORITY OF NIGERIAN SUPPOSED LOVE SONGS SHOULD CARRY A CAVEAT ; PLS DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME


Gone are those days you'd copy a love song and use it words for words to ask that your secondary school classmate out. Days of ; All my life by KC&JOJO, unbended knee, BoyzIImen.... Guess what? It never failed. Say it and watch her smiling even chuckling, going back to her hostel gushing about it with her friend and next day you see them all admiring you. Pls go ahead and use those ones pasted above on a lady, I could only imagine the reaction that would follow .


FACT:
MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE THAT WOULD CLAIM THEY LOVE ANY OF THESE SONGS CAN'T PROUDLY SAY WHAT PARTICULAR MESSAGE THEY CARRY. THEY ONLY GET TO LOVE IT AS A RESULT OF FONDNESS GROWN FOR IT THROUGH CONSTANT AIRPLAY. The more you hear a song the more you grow fond of it. Also many people that would not see any thrash in these songs are those ones that go to beer palor or clubs all the time. When you constantly listen to songs under the influence of alcohol, you'd definitely have nothing against it but love it.

3 Likes

Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Blasts Her Husband And His Family On Instagram, Exposes All (VIDEO) by Ermacc: 11:41am On Mar 31, 2017
Zero bleep given.
Religion / Re: "Cat Turns Into An Old Woman In Lagos After Being Stoned By Boy" - Facebook User by Ermacc: 3:47pm On Mar 30, 2017
I am aw confused as you are
Politics / Re: Kano State Governor, Big Church Foundation To Be Honoured Northern Peace Award by Ermacc: 1:07pm On Mar 30, 2017
Give them the awards and recieve big fat cheques in return. We know how it works.

4 Likes

Religion / Re: Noah's Ark And The Animals - My Question by Ermacc: 1:05pm On Mar 30, 2017
Kyase:

nope, the fact they can explain their points set them aside, I'm a Christian but i find i find it hard to believe some things in Christiandom, but atheist use science to prove 87% of their arguments.....
God is not constrained by the laws of science. You need to understand that.
Politics / Re: Senate Gives 5 Conditions For Peace With Buhari by Ermacc: 12:51pm On Mar 30, 2017
Buhari is not a team leader.

5 Likes

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (of 19 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 54
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.