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MyMilkshake:
I don't want too many men before I get the right one. Already I sleept with 8.

when you have lost count of the number of men come we would advice you......Even by then you would not be needing advice anymore

[quote author=sapphiere post=93326646]She has my type of body. Happy birthday great woman. Age gracefully.

sapphiere:
She has my type of body. Happy birthday great woman. Age gracefully.

the husband has my type of body too....

Juliusmomoh:
To God be the glory.... But if God do am for u, make u no come nairaland come make jest of mr.friday .....

just a lesson for all..... peace

Channel5:
sure it is, the older the palmwine the sweeter the taste..

all you're seeing here is informatio built and based on old knowledge

tnks

hello friends goodeveining I just started reading this thread from page 1 and was enjoying it and taking notes until I discovered it was created since 2016 hmmmm and this is 2020 a whole lot has changed pls can someone link me to the most recent information on domain parking and sales. Or is the info on the first page still valid?

SukaBlyat:
This girl and I used to play mummy daddy child's play when we were kids.

She travelled to Lagos many years ago and we haven't seen each other until last year.

Now we are both adults but for some weird reasons she is too free with me.
She calls me sweetheart and can change cloth infront of me.
She sends me kissing emojis and sexy texts.
But I'm scared to make the bold move to have sex with her..
We have kissed before and she didn't act like it was a big deal

Now I'm planning to have sex with her
Guys how should I package it so I won't fall my hand or cast myself?

it will end in premium tears trust me
you want to allow 45mins pleasures to create problems for your generation yet unborn

kalufelix:
just shut it already...Enugu is made up of sedimentary rocks ...buildings are known for cracks due to earth movement and rock formation over time...but they hardly hardly ever collapse...i repeat they hardly hardly ever collapse...Also they don't build much of high rise buildings like Aba or Onitsha cos they've got excess lands and developments is spread across virtually every local government and region...villages function as towns except for the city centers...Better face your one room conference if you don't know what to say about 042...BTW where did you travel from??

oga every building get expiry date9. earth move or earth no move is that a licence to use poor mixture of cement and sand? read my comment before quoting out of context.

I am currently at enugu state, and I must tell u I am disappointed at the strength of materials of buildings I see around. i went for a conference I entered the room were they had the generator, I could see sand falling off the lintel for the door of a story building I ran. government really needs to look into it.

I have been following this thread from page one, make I ask o ladies no get their own tale to tell ? abi we no get female butchers and executioners ?........make I talk my own small tori. i had this paddy man in chur, my right hand man we do everything together. one day he came to me he wants to join man o war I say no p go ahead, few days later he came and said guy you don hear say na BUCANEER dey rain now o. I was like guy which one be this one na he said relax that once I join i am covered, nobody can touch me, wen I look for trouble I would just place a call to them, they would come with bus tell me to go sit inside and they fight for me after that they would go to a restaurant and eat, and then life goes on. anything I want I would get it. my head begin dey calculate, I begin dey reason BUCANEER. my elder brother who was schooling in ekpoma came back home on holiday I told him about it and he laughed really hard. in his words he said close to his hostel police come kill four guys just last week what they he heard was that they wia bucaneers. they shoot one on the road and trailed three to their hostels and killed them. I shouted na so them they die ? he said dey dia na as u small so them go just use u shine my sis came too and confirmed the story, that was how I dropped the idear. I saw this my friend after about three years latter e clear say e don join was on dread looking very haggard. from then till now about 6yrs now no news 4rm him end o. I entered university 5yrs after I finished secondary school, was ready matured so nothing made sence to me except my book and music. schooled in uniport I heard of their tales in the late 90s and early 2000 were they hang people head on the gate. in my own time u2013 it was relatively calm. except for one guy in my department who was claiming cultism. he look like an outcast, we just hated him. #saynotocultism

Mobilise your selves and clear the bush..... Where is your SUG....

As a coper and someone new in town, which part of lagos and abuja is the best part to stay, as a coper o not biz man

JoffreyBeroth:
Here’s my story
I’m a graduate of adekunle aJasin university akungba akoko in Ondo state. I finished from that school in 2017, though I’ve not served yet due to school problems.
Throughout my years in the school I knew cultists existed but I was ignorant of that fact. I feared and avoided them at first but I later had an advantage because there was a military checkpoint at the entrance of ikare akok0, so as a son of a soldier I quickly went there to identify myself. Sometimes soldiers come to visit me at the lodge. That made my time at school smooth without bullying.
My saga with cultists started after my final papers, I made a wrong friend and that was it. He introduced me to chain smoking and drug addiction. Although he’s still hiding his real identity from me today, but he had a friend who was a dropout. The friend stays around Supare junction . The guy started getting closer to me. He told me pointblack. I am a buccaneer, and I’m my association we don’t cause trouble, all we do is get high enjoy and help our brothers in need. I started liking the “fine boys association”. We became very close friends. I overstated my time in my lodge as my rent got expired so I packed my things to go stay with him at supare Junction. He showed me love. Most times I was always broke but he never complained. We never used money for anything meaningful. Tramadol, Refnol, benson and rothmans. He’s a big time drug addict. I was into the life because of my freaky mindset. I loved learning new things and I was young. He capitalized on that. We used to visit a local cigarette joint just beside late ex-Governor’s house (Adefarati), we call the Joint (Doro) after the nickname of the owner. I loved seeing him claw fellow cultist(sailors). Anytime we are out he’ll keep telling my how strong and protect those people are and how they can grant protection. I finished my project and we came back to akure but not together...
during the saga(coming soon)

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kereman1:
Juju doesn't exist, kiss the ugly truth. Y'all just need smthg to blame for ur misfortune.

Some being unlucky over somehthg will blame this village people in having a hand in it.

It beats my imagination that over 90% of learned Nigerians believing this pooo.

If juju truly exist y isn't it recognises by our courts.

Think dude, ur brain doesn't occupy space in ur head for nothing

Sorry bro I doubt if you use ur brain either. what kind of recognition do you mean, if it's legal then that make no sense. Legalizing juju(jazz) is like legalizing money rituals. Do you think the process is something that one should be proud of? The MAD MAN Heart OP chop, did it fall from heaven?
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Bros just go to ROMANCE section you will be fine dia

Teeboy15:
1 is cutlass, 4 is gun, 7 is axe.
Not sure what 0 is...

Tnks bro

Teeboy15:
0,1,4,7

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damiBJ:
So many people will put themselves into problems for trying to kno what all diz coded slangs is....my candid advice.....don't try it oo....if u don't want problem.

knowledge is power......

saynotocultism:
Let me narrate a short story that came to my table 6 months ago

Me: you remember person wey I know for Benin for football field , that day, you goal keeper fly zero (0) , the defender wear one (1) , the defensive midfielder wear four (4) and you wear seven (7) that day.

abeg wetin this quote mean. Who Sabi interprete for us

Let's all thank God for averting that disaster, so many experienced pilot don die o

It's simple forget about the present one and go for the one distracting your thought

Maduawuchukwu:
Na Romeo story I been just wan hear.

Romeo go don waka

Op I can tell you Those Cultist that do not talk and tell you sorry when you wrong them are even more deadly than those that make noise. You as a ju man would never link any atrocity committed to them.

A 14yrs old girl bathing a boy of 8yrs is like putting goat and yam together and expect your yam to be the same. Oga that's where it all started.

Chill bro, who no go no know. If jazz no stop bullet who e help. Jazz dey wooooork. But Jesus all the way

Op am just reloading this page waiting for your updates

amaham:
Eagerly waiting Sir

Me too

Hello good day sir, I use toyota sienna 2000. Just bought it, it came with gauged transmission oil. If I am to change it which one would you recommend. Tnks

Lol

mayor2013:
That's a serious misfire on all cylinders which can be detrimental to your engine. Have it treated on time

Pls what could be the cause

Hello, Good morning friends. I drive a Mazda 323 (vboot)
About a week a go I observed that when I am driving my check light keeps blinking, but when the car is in idle mode the light does not come up. I checked my transmission oil and engine oil and water they are all in good condition..... Pls what do you suggest I do next...