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Politics / Re: TV Stations Translate Buhari’s English To English. PICTURE. by eronxdabishop(m): 11:26pm On Jul 15, 2015
Very sexy ascent. I can barely hear what dis dude says.Naija wahala dey oh.Its a pity that we just have to make do of him for the next four years and I guess obama is going to be needing an interpreter when buhari gets to america
Crime / Re: Couple In Trouble Over Defiling And Battering Of 13-year Old Girl by eronxdabishop(m): 10:04am On Jul 08, 2015
May the woman's children also experience such treatment in a 100 fold in Jesus name.Give me like if u agree with me[color=#000000][/color]

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Politics / Re: Lol. Nigerians Mock Femi Adesina After He Says Buhari Will Appoint Ministers In by eronxdabishop(m): 7:45am On Jul 08, 2015
We will actually know if we voted for baba one chance or slow poke#inthefullnessoftime
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Transgender Stephanie Rose Show It All In New Photos by eronxdabishop(m): 4:22am On Jul 01, 2015
Sometimes I ask myself the kind of evil spirit that possess this people.God created you a male and you think you are better off being a female?May you not experience the hotest part of hell
Politics / Re: Amina Zakari Acting INEC Chairman (photo) by eronxdabishop(m): 9:11pm On Jun 30, 2015
Buhari is really turning dis whole thing into a northern/islamic affairs.I laugh in edo

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Leader Arrested In N’djamena, Chad by eronxdabishop(m): 5:14pm On Jun 30, 2015
Naija and scam are synonymous.May God help us all

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Crime / Re: Suspected Ritualists Behead Okada Rider In Ekpoma by eronxdabishop(m): 5:10pm On Jun 30, 2015
I graduated from aau,cultism is just too rampant there infact everybody is an alleged cultist unless otherwise proven.It takes the grace of God to live in that place.R.I.P to d deceased
Travel / Re: Indonesian Military Transport Plane Crashes In Medan Area Killing Dozens by eronxdabishop(m): 5:01pm On Jun 30, 2015
Maybe they are reaping d fruits of our fellow naija guys they killed.R.I.P to the dead
Crime / Re: Photo - Housewife Dumps Day old Baby Into Toilet! by eronxdabishop(m): 8:20pm On Jun 26, 2015
Its so sad that people are just heartless.After 9months?may God have on boys and girls on this forum who still deliberately abort babies.I pray that ya all change for good
Religion / Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by eronxdabishop(m): 7:25pm On May 14, 2015
Islam na religion?Bleep those heartless folloers menh.I rep christ cos that's d only way to life of peace and happiness
Education / Re: What Course Is This Man Studying by eronxdabishop(m): 9:26pm On Apr 19, 2015
He graduated from ambrose alli university ekpoma.He came out with brilliant grades though he's a comedian

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Massacre Of 147 people In Kenya: Face Behind The Attack by eronxdabishop(m): 9:35pm On Apr 04, 2015
This world would have been a better place without islam.Islam is haram.Quote me and go to hell
Religion / Re: Oyedepo’s Church, Winners Chapel Burnt Down Over Purported Support For Jonathan by eronxdabishop(m): 8:21am On Mar 27, 2015
Islam is cursed!quote me and go to hell
Religion / Re: Peace Olanike Adeleke: ‘How Pastor Adeboye Anointed Me To Sing’ by eronxdabishop(m): 11:15pm On Mar 18, 2015
Bleep the God foraken islam fucking religion.All muslims turn to God or die in eternal fire.All muslime will go to hell.Thunder fire muslims

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Politics / Re: 7 PDP Governors In Private Meeting With APC For Buhari , Says Okorocha by eronxdabishop(m): 7:08am On Mar 10, 2015
Okorocha talks too much like his brother amaechi.He should go and start thinking how he will vacate the govt house in the forth coming elections.APC and their lies!
Politics / Re: I Saw Hell In Boko Haram's Den, Mechanic Declares . by eronxdabishop(m): 6:31am On Mar 10, 2015
But why are all the muslims region problematic?This world will be a better place without islam.God bles christianity jare
Nairaland / General / Re: Woman Beats An Official Of War Against Indiscipline (WAI) In Benin (Pics) by eronxdabishop(m): 7:17am On Jan 30, 2015
Don't ever mess with edo women,they will mess u up.these oshiomole boys are becoming more of nuisance value in edo state
Politics / Re: We Saw Helicopters Dropping Arms, Food For Boko Haram – Idps by eronxdabishop(m): 11:22am On Jan 29, 2015
Say No to bigots!Gods will must preevail in nigeria.Say No to boko haram
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Launches PR Campaign, Opens Twitter Account by eronxdabishop(m): 4:56pm On Jan 28, 2015
I hate islam-islam is haram

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Politics / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Said He Will Open The Gates Of Hell On Whoever Opposes GEJ. by eronxdabishop(m): 4:59am On Jan 26, 2015
How are u ssure he actually said it?somebody will just sit down and start tarnishing peoples image.May God have mercy on us
Politics / Re: Kanuris, Fulanis, And Hausas Are Boko Haram—sheikh Ahmad Gumi by eronxdabishop(m): 7:39am On Jan 20, 2015
And some people will still be shouting sai buhari.abeg goodluck till boko haram get sense

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Politics / Re: Sokoto Youths Sweep Jonathan, PDP Leaders Out-of-state - Pic by eronxdabishop(m): 9:37pm On Jan 19, 2015
Senseless and brainless attitude of a retarded set of homo erectus
Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by eronxdabishop(m): 9:33pm On Jan 19, 2015
Very dry and boring joke
Religion / Re: 10 Most Controversial Nigerian Pastors Of 2014 by eronxdabishop(m): 7:34am On Dec 29, 2014
Who is this one saying alahi akabaru?when islam is actually full of shit and nonesence.when all ur imans rape women and dupe unsuspecting victims?is boko haram no islam?yet they kill and destroy innocent people.Guy go get some sleep I'm sure ur still feeling sleepy

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Romance / Re: ''I Missed My Period'': Why Are Some Guys Surprised When They Hear That? by eronxdabishop(m): 12:29am On Dec 15, 2014
eronxdabishop:
But why will a girl know her mentrual circle and not know her ovulation period?once u are sexually active,you ought to know when ur egg is ready to fertile your egg.You miss your period,u go find it#period
eronxdabishop:
But why will a girl know her mentrual circle and not know her ovulation period?once u are sexually active,you ought to know when ur egg is ready to fertile your egg.You miss your period,u go find it#period
clevvermind:
Some guys will have unprotected sex with their girlfriends over and over again and when their girlfriends tell them that they have missed their period, they will be looking surprised. Why?

babe: i have something to tell you.

guy: what is that again? u want to asked for money again? didn't i give u 15 thousand naira last week?

babe: it is not about money. can u guess?

guy: guess what? i'm not good at guessing.

babe: i missed my period.

guy: then find it na. pls stop this joke.

babe: it is not a joke. i am 6weeks pregnant. i am with your child.

guy: (looking surprised), how come? how manage? are u mad? did i tell you that i want to become a father now?

and bla bla bla...

funny tins. grin

why are some guys like that?

Romance / Re: ''I Missed My Period'': Why Are Some Guys Surprised When They Hear That? by eronxdabishop(m): 12:09am On Dec 15, 2014
But why will a girl know her mentrual circle and not know her ovulation period?once u are sexually active,you ought to know when ur egg is ready to fertile your egg.You miss your period,u go find it#period
Car Talk / Re: Ah! My Car by eronxdabishop(m): 11:45pm On Dec 14, 2014
That's weid!

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