₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,201 members, 8,420,788 topics. Date: Friday, 05 June 2026 at 11:23 AM

Toggle theme

Erums's Posts

Nairaland ForumErums's ProfileErums's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 (of 79 pages)

RomanceRe: When A Relationship Wasn't Defined: Hilarious Conversation by Erums(m): 2:55pm On Dec 28, 2015
jacksonite:
you wan go Bleep the guy or what? What a way to find a fucking mate!
hehehe...ur fantasy is good.... u need a clearer picture
RomanceRe: When A Relationship Wasn't Defined: Hilarious Conversation by Erums(m): 2:43pm On Dec 28, 2015
danbrowndmf:
no yawa...i go add you up.
....
OK boss
RomanceRe: Caution! The Most Dangerous S*x Position You Must Never Try (see Photo) by Erums(m): 2:39pm On Dec 28, 2015
maspero22:
lmao...are u kidding me?? nah...u ain't serious, r u? Me Aba dude tho. barely 2 yrs in lag.lol
OK, Bt imma working class thou... Bt street boys de de uh make excess Funds , closing the area
RomanceRe: When A Relationship Wasn't Defined: Hilarious Conversation by Erums(m): 2:37pm On Dec 28, 2015
Banter1:
hahahahahaah stop fvcking people's daughter.
banter1 who you referring to... No one is fucking here ooo, just getting Connected
RomanceRe: How Do I Manage The Akward Feeling Of Still Having My Ex-girlfriend Around??? by Erums(m): 2:35pm On Dec 28, 2015
u guys surely gonna Bleep someone else before getting urself back
RomanceRe: Wats Ur Rship Status Ryt Now!....no Lies by Erums(m): 2:32pm On Dec 28, 2015
God of even knows I'm single.... even Chinoyen inwhich de relationship wasn't defined said she moved on Bros I didn't give her money to cone see me at Ph... the future is bright
RomanceRe: Describe Your Relationship Status Using Only Song Titles by Erums(m): 2:28pm On Dec 28, 2015
mine is ...what do you mean..---jb
RomanceRe: Caution! The Most Dangerous S*x Position You Must Never Try (see Photo) by Erums(m): 2:17pm On Dec 28, 2015
maspero22:
am in lag bruva. u nko?
Ph....all this Lagos boys ehn....dem say Na una dey lead for street
RomanceRe: When A Relationship Wasn't Defined: Hilarious Conversation by Erums(m): 2:16pm On Dec 28, 2015
danbrowndmf:
No. My whatsapp dy down for a while now...you dy chat for FB? Make we yarn for FB na.
Erumz tonii
RomanceRe: Caution! The Most Dangerous S*x Position You Must Never Try (see Photo) by Erums(m): 2:12pm On Dec 28, 2015
maspero22:
Am sowi bruv. Ain't really insulting. u were just 'funningly' cray. hurty wordshuh didn't get that tho
No whahala, we be one... which side u dey
RomanceRe: Advice Needed by Erums(m): 2:06pm On Dec 28, 2015
Dats outpost disrespect.... I stay with my uncle for two years, during those times I decided not to have a gf talkless of inviting a girl over....

speak to him....the girls are truly lousy, How can u be bleeped inna family hux.... huh
RomanceRe: When A Relationship Wasn't Defined: Hilarious Conversation by Erums(m): 1:58pm On Dec 28, 2015
danbrowndmf:
bros na around elelenwo/woji area i dy. Where u dy?
I dey Ada George... I know Dat ur area shaa...Bt now I enta ekpoma for inside Edo state....

u dey whatsap?
RomanceRe: Caution! The Most Dangerous S*x Position You Must Never Try (see Photo) by Erums(m): 1:56pm On Dec 28, 2015
maspero22:
lols...u no well maka chi grin
must u be insultive....can't u express urself with hurty worda
RomanceRe: When A Relationship Wasn't Defined: Hilarious Conversation by Erums(m): 1:42pm On Dec 28, 2015
danbrowndmf:
you no one thing about you? You act like guys are the very bad one's & you girls are just angel. On Nairaland none of you females ever accept your a cheat or u'v ever cheated(i just dy look una)everybody comes to nairaland & they eventually turn a siant...shior. Well i'm not proud of it but i'm a cheat...Yes a cheat. Stop acting like u are in every girld shoe. I reside in porthacourt here where u can be knacking a lady & u both don't even consider it as a relationship,no agreement,nothing nothing..PH is more like a place where people don't have control over their children...people act anyhow here.just handful of people still act well. Don't judge urself with others...we know kukuma no if u sef na saint.
RomanceRe: When A Relationship Wasn't Defined: Hilarious Conversation by Erums(m): 1:40pm On Dec 28, 2015
danbrowndmf:
you no one thing about you? You act like guys are the very bad one's & you girls are just angel. On Nairaland none of you females ever accept your a cheat or u'v ever cheated(i just dy look una)everybody comes to nairaland & they eventually turn a siant...shior. Well i'm not proud of it but i'm a cheat...Yes a cheat. Stop acting like u are in every girld shoe. I reside in porthacourt here where u can be knacking a lady & u both don't even consider it as a relationship,no agreement,nothing nothing..PH is more like a place where people don't have control over their children...people act anyhow here.just handful of people still act well. Don't judge urself with others...we know kukuma no if u sef na saint.
Broda abeg I need dey with you, Where for Ph u de ey....I dry around too
RomanceRe: When A Relationship Wasn't Defined: Hilarious Conversation by Erums(m): 1:35pm On Dec 28, 2015
Cutehector:
Haha

Its either we are fucking or we are nothing!!! cheesy

This is strong cheesy
that guy Na man
RomanceRe: My Big Thing Is Causing Trouble (photo) by Erums(m): 1:31pm On Dec 28, 2015
ernesty20:
My girlfriend is always complaining that my thing is too huge. She has threatened to quit our relationship if i dnt find a solution to it. What do i do now? I dnt want to lose my gf.
Why is she complaining, tot that stuff was elastic.... or
RomanceRe: Caution! The Most Dangerous S*x Position You Must Never Try (see Photo) by Erums(m): 1:29pm On Dec 28, 2015
maspero22:
na mawt this one get grin
I don't talk much... u can only press
RomanceRe: My Experience With A Street Babe. by Erums(m): 1:27pm On Dec 28, 2015
u making sense bro
RomanceRe: Caution! The Most Dangerous S*x Position You Must Never Try (see Photo) by Erums(m): 1:12pm On Dec 28, 2015
cocoberry:
My best style, d only way I fit cum.
thanks... I know wat to do when we finally see
EducationRe: Confessions Of A FUNAAB Yahoo Yahoo Boy by Erums(m): 1:05pm On Dec 28, 2015
Wow....I love dis guy.... No strings
RomanceRe: She Is Too Close And Very Friendly To Me..... But.... by Erums(m): 9:50am On Dec 28, 2015
Uve made ur piont
RomanceRe: She's 17 And I'm 30; Do I Stand A Chance With Her? by Erums(m): 9:28am On Dec 28, 2015
ILIDEFI:
I noticed this girl in church on Christmas day service. She happens to be an usher in the church. The girl charmed me immediately I set my eyes on her, such that I couldn't take my mind off her again.

Frankly, I haven't been anything close to a womaniser all my life, and I can't remember if I've ever met a girl for the first time and asked for her number, but for this girl, it was different. I was passionate to get close to her and be her friend. In fact, I was hoping for an opportunity to have a future with her.
I was able to get her phone number that day, and finally started communicating with her.

This girl is so lovely, attractive (not like she's d most attractive girl I've ever seen), intelligent, warm etc.
As I started interacting with her, I discovered to my utter dismay that she's just 17 years old, while I'm almost 30 years. I have a plan of getting married in 3 years time, and frankly, I was looking at a possibility of getting married to her, if all things fit in.
Also, I'm a professional while my new friend is just about to get into the university.

I am a very responsible young man. By God's grace, I've been able to keep my body, and still wish to continue so till I get married. I look quite young facially, and I'm smallish (just a meagre 5' 7" in height). She on the other hand looks a little bit mature (looks 23 or thereabout) and she's about 5' 6", so she doesn't look much younger than me.

I admire this girl a whole lot and I'm almost in love with her already, but I feel crushed when I consider her age. Even in that 3 yrs time, she'll just be 20, while I'll be approaching 33.

Please house, I need counsel.
Do I stand a chance with her in any way?
Does it even seem right for me to attempt initiating a relationship with her?
Will an average family (especially well-to-do ones) accept such for their daughter in this day and age?
How do I approach this situation, as my heart can't just let her go?

Please no insults, okay. I'm only seeking for advice.

Thanks in anticipation of your wonderful support and encouragements.

NB: Lalasticlala, I beg you, don't move this to the front page, no matter what. Thanks.
Bros Pls the possibility is low....I never from get end.. I wonder if she wants to marry at 20
EducationRe: Someone Please Help Me Before I Kill Myself by Erums(m): 9:24am On Dec 28, 2015
say the truth to your dad.... ur mum self?
EducationRe: How Did You Feel When You Had Your First "F" As An Undergraduate? by Erums(m): 9:13am On Dec 28, 2015
Bbsharon:
Hello nairalanders, I will like meaningful contributions here on this topic.

I believe the yet to resume jambites or those yet to even write jamb will learn from this. So pls kindly share your experience, what you did to overcome the setback.

What were the things you did or didn't do that made you fail or you think made you fail?

Also were you given "f" as student would say or you obtained it.

pls share.

fynestboi lalasticlala
I wan mad.... Wetin. I wan tell press especially pman we he ask of result
RomanceRe: Picture Of The Finest Boy In The Party I Attended Yesterday by Erums(m): 8:52am On Dec 28, 2015
gamaliel121:
Buh his fine...
Yea... Bt let people introduced u na
FamilyRe: (photo) Today Is My Wedding Anniversary by Erums(m): 10:32pm On Dec 27, 2015
chiomaabigail:
It has been 4 years of God's love, protection, provision and faithfulness. Seems like yesterday but it is 4 years gone by. Rejoice with me as I celebrate my marriage anniversary today.
happy anniversary madame.....respect
RomanceRe: Picture Of The Finest Boy In The Party I Attended Yesterday by Erums(m): 10:21pm On Dec 27, 2015
gamaliel121:
What do you mean?
OK ur post is funny Bt annoying
RomanceRe: How Did You Meet The Person You Are Currently Dating? by Erums(m): 10:20pm On Dec 27, 2015
I'm currently single... and sincerely I feel alone, been a long while too
RomanceRe: Guys, Why, Why, Why? by Erums(m): 9:32pm On Dec 27, 2015
sincerely, after after pre-intimacy and she does that... I cconsider that wickedness... though I'm single
EducationRe: Is He The Most Handsome Boy In Nairaland/education Forum by Erums(m): 8:51pm On Dec 27, 2015
easycoolll:
Is he not cute talk true o
u gott a dirty face... u need. cleanup
RomanceRe: Picture Of The Finest Boy In The Party I Attended Yesterday by Erums(m): 8:44pm On Dec 27, 2015
gamaliel121:
Fine boyyy...
I feel u!!!
u get focus So?

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 (of 79 pages)