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Supremedrizzy:
Women can be really funny at times and take frivolous things serious. My girlfriend came around to stay with me for a while, so she was kinda of expecting that we would celebrate Val or stuff but unfortunately I am low on funds cos I just settled some bills earlier this month.

After work today, I just bought only 1k palm wine because we enjoy taking it together, but I observed she was a bit moody. I just faced my front cos I had just 5k on me and I still have about 2weeks to go till the next pay day so I am being very prudent with it.

She kept making side comments about how other ladies would be receiving gifts from their boyfriends by now and other sarcastic talks. She lager opened up this night about how today is her worst val ever and it's more of a haters day for her. I told her to calm down, after all we have celebrated Val for the past two years very well so she shouldn't be upset about us not going out today. She insisted that it's not about us going out but I couldn't even get her fish or meat, I simply told her that I can't afford anything now and she's been giving me the cold shoulder.

She know wetin de go on for Nigeria at all??

Shee she can not celebrate it? Is it wrong for her to buy suya join the palm wine? Ask her

Looks more like a deformity to me. Like a tumor. . . A birth defect.

SAMBARRY:
OGA no be you I dey follow talk,Na you sef need the rest more.e don do you.chochocho everywhere

Zuwanike , alabosi okunrin

You never sleep. Chai.

SAMBARRY:
you sef rest! You talk too much.always trying hard to form miss Saint, zuwanike.its clear that you're a pretender

Avengers! Assemble!

Defender of the universe. Rest. Please rest. You must be stressed from all the defending. Op don rest. You sef rest.

SAMBARRY:
Na them.im not surprised.

Wherever you see narcissist,fly monkeys must dey around.wherever you see people encouraging ungrateful and entitled people,you must see their kind

Op this is exactly why I said stop responding to every post because the more you respond the more they label you.this is a typical example

Park well pls. I wasn't talking to you. I purposely ignored your own posts. You've been kissing her asss since the begining of the post. I really really dont have the energy to banter words with you.

When you finish, meet up with her for your reward.

Enjoy

Ginaz:
you just dey cap for the internet bro. I know you can never let kids access your house for 2days straight.

nor dey talk as if you get sense cos you don't. it's easier to spot someone being wrong while you can't take half of what they go through.

It's basic human tendency to help and be helped. Even God wants us to follow his rules before he will help us.

you saying they are surviving before me is laughable as I have never played superior to them. I'm not in a competition to see how long they will survive without me.

it's the opppsite as I am terribly fighting for my privacy right now. The kids still come to my house and the mother still calls me for help.

I really wished to be alone.

Na real bro 😂😂😂. Me bro?

Madam rest and stop justifying being an entitled Karen.

Olumaeme:
That is not repayment abeg.

If you are in trouble, and you see your neighbor passing by, won't you expect them to help you? If they help you and you see them in trouble, won't you also help them? Is that repayment?

Abi is that not what friendship is all about? But as I have said, human beings are like that. If you like lay down your life, dem no go send you.

Mistakenly quoted you. Sorry

1Sharon:
Lol. On NL, nobody agrees with sending other people's kids on errands. So who are the nigerians that are doing this in reality?

She's one. Lol

Thing is, people do. But it's the manner in which she did it and her reasoning. Check am na

Ginaz:
you have not helped anyone but you have the guts to open your dirty mouth that they are being used.

it's people like you that someone will give their last blood for but you can't reciprocate when they need blood to survive too.

always judgmental about what they can't give.

go and care for 5kids for months and see if you want send them errands. dirty hypocrite

You sound so sure about all you typed about me like you know me. Lol. You're just grasping at straws. You couldn't have been more wrong.


Anyway, truth is I help people when I can. It's not something to brag about. It's just basic human decency. But I don't help them expecting anything in return. . . Unlike you.

It's not too late sha. Change. You're too entitled and arrogant. It's not nice.

Calm down and reflect on yourself. You hate hearing the truth. That's why this post has entered 15pages and counting. If you want to help somebody, help them. If you don't want to help, don't help. You're nobody's God OK? She shouldn't need to turn her children to your nannies because you give them "something" after. Get off your high horse and realize you messed up.

They were surviving before you came along. They'll still survive without you.


If you want to send someone on errands, please send your own children.

Enjoy.

9icetoo:
Your entitlement mentality is astonishing.

Truly, common sense is not as common as it ought to be.

Unless of course, you are just trolling.

Which makes your post and comments barely okay.

Truly astonishing indeed

torqque7:
Can you imagine the rubbish someone typed?no she born kids for you to be sending on errands na because of your tachere 200 naira that you dash them you now feel entitled to them been at your beck and call?I blame the poor woman for trying to keep a relationship with an opportunist and arrogant fellow.

Dem no born you well say you go send my kids on errands for you shey you want make ogun kill you?The woman even respects you and was been nice trying to even contact you after blocking her based on her alpha and Omega wey you be na,rubbish. You think the world revolves around your entitled ass? Entitlement ontop person children? You dey craze,what if the child goes missing or kidnapped?you think say na all this rubbish you are saying here? You better thank your God nothing happened to those kids when you sent them other wise na you for dey beg now and not feeling all arrogant and entitled.

You took the words out of my mouth. And she's still running her mouth everywhere

She's giving conditional help and thinks she being charitable.

So for her two two hundred naira, she can be picking her phone to call another woman to send her daughter to go buy her things. It just sounds outrageous to me and I'm so so surprised that she really believes she's right.

She's a terrible friend and that woman is better off.

Ginaz:
you that is a nice person how many of your neighbour's kids have you helped or allowed into your house on a daily basis?

hypocrite 🚫

Atleast I don't go about using other people's children as my errand boys and girls. Change.

Op doesn't sound like a very nice person.

Is her child your nanny? Or because of your small small help? Then stop helping and get yourself a personal errand person. Shior

general111:
Hello good people of Nairaland.
My fiancée to me today that her ex is requesting to meet her,and she was asking for my permission to go.
Should I grant her this request or should I be worried?

... Na wa o. She doesn't respect the relationship to ask such.

LocalFARMERS:
This lady explain the process of Crayfhing from the Sea, the process of drying and packaging the clean dry Crayfish.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYc761jmP6k

Beautiful!

Impregnate by mistake? Loll. Funny

Highways:
I hope this helps...


The straining is causing pressure in the prostate and seminal vesicles and this is probably causing the discharge. You can try using a stool softener such as movicol for a while to prevent you from straining. Good luck.

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https://www.news24.com/health24/experts/cyberdoc/discharge-from-penis-when-having-bowel-movement-20201105


your urine tract and prostate makes a fluid that carries sperm and that moistens the urinary tract. When you go to the toilet you increase your pressure in the belly and if any of the fluid is built up in the tube, it may leak out. I don't think its abnormal. It is the same fluid that leaks out when you have a wet dream.

https://www.news24.com/health24/experts/cyberdoc/white-mucus-from-penis-while-defecating-20060831


If you are discharging this from your penis when bearing down to poop, the most likely explanation is that increased abdominal pressure combined with fecal movement across the prostate gland results in some discharge from the prostate. This is harmless. If you want to decrease the incidence of this happening, regular emptying of the prostate (via intercourse or masturbation) will help.

This is actually quite common. It's because the prostrate is located next to like a part of the stomach so when you push really hard when taking a crap, it sort of adds extra force and and touches the prostrate which causes seminal discharge. I've had it happen to me all too often so I did research on it a while back


https://www.quora.com/Why-do-I-discharge-sperm-like-fluid-when-pooping-sometimes

A:The clear transparent liquid and occasionally semen like fluid on straining in the morning is quite normal. These are the secretions coming from seminal vesicles and prostate. Both these organs are placed just in front of the rectum and sometimes straining to pass stool expresses the stored secretions in these organs. Seminal vesicle secretion is clear transparent liquid. It constitutes approximately 70% of the normal constituents of ejaculate.

Contrary to the popular belief, regular ejaculation of semen does not lead to any weakness or problem.



https://www.google.com/amp/s/doctor.ndtv.com/faq/why-does-a-sticky-transparent-liquid-come-out-while-passing-stools-29572/amp/1

Wow.. This was really informative. I've learnt somethung. Thank you

Omorrr. The audacity of the scammer. The offer is so unbelievable.

Better scam

They didn't address is earlier. They won't address it now. It's in 2023. OK.

Guy. God will bless you a trillion folds. You will not have any reason to shed tears of pain.

Greattestman:
My close friend raped a 14-year-old daughter of his neighbour. He's a 20-yr-old guy.


He said he was expecting his girlfriend to come but unfortunately she disappointed him and he was already high. When the girl banged into his room, he seized the opportunity to forcibily penetrate her.



He was arrested and put in cell but this should serve as deterrence to [/b]parents who let loose of their children.[b]


I'm embarassed!

So it's the parent's fault

Leather and jeans in the same sentence

In Abuja, Utako to be precise, those sizes, 5 of them go de like 8000

You should do a scan

He should collect the money and do business. Meanwhile, he kept someone's daughter in his house for 8years without doing the needful. Mshew. With two children already. What is there again?

8 years. See finish. And she's still with him She did this to herself.

The younger brother has more sense than his older brother. I suspect he wants to get married soon but wants his brother to be properly married first.

I experienced it but went to Google play store to update. The message didn't go away so I just left it.

I opened it later and the message was gone

I'm just wondering how both of you sat to discuss this. You didn't find him serious warning.

This should not even be up for discussion. Even here.

It's like you're telling us your brother has asked you to harm yourself and you're listing reasons why you don't want to.

Positive pregnancy test after two weeks? Nah. Seems she was already pregnant.

Stay faithful to your wife to be.

Nice one

posty56:
, person that signed $15 million book deal , rubbish! she must cough out that money by fire by force , women in the west side always gets soft landing, Johnny Depp paid Amber heard almost $10 million just from mere accusations,now e reach her turn ,she don declare bankruptcy, cough out that money evil bitch!

Seconded.