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They all bagged their PhDs from same Turkish University. Man.

You made the wrong decision: you’ll probably think about the fact that you didn’t try. Maroon 5 said: you say it’s too late to make it, but is it too late to try? Yes. You could have two As if you had gone back and put in maximum efforts.

Now anytime you see the 2.2 you see eggs on your face and that you could have tried.

During my first year I had so much financial difficulties, a lot that I stopped thinking about them. My parents were trying but it was difficult. I dropped 4kg despite being originally underwieght.

But now I found alternatives and I’m doing well. Now, going broke is my greatest fear because there’d never be anyone to the rescue.

Not my story but I’ll share this:
Do you know Eba that’s made with gaari?
I have coursemate that eats eba 3/3 for 7/7. I swear to God. He’s on a different level of financial difficulty.
I stayed with him briefly weeks ago. When I told him we could cook rice, he was surprised when I showed him my foodstuff pack. You see, just Thank God

Smif:
Is it lekan salami or adamasingba stadium?

It’s Lekan Salami Stadium but because it’s situated at Adamasingba, Ibadan, hence the alias.

kenzysmith:
my guy done give up he done think tire he come up with this reply lol

Lmao I’m not that dumb. It didn’t even take me 10 seconds to do that but it’s fine.

kenzysmith:
name a league in world football that is more dreaded than England?

When you can’t answer the question, it’s not a good argument to counter question, but it’s fine.

Trojan8:
How many have scored 40 goals or 50 like they do in La Liga? Abeg go rest

Apart from just three people, who else have tallied 40+ in La Liga?

kenzysmith:
This Ronaldo is not normal he is an animal in a positive way at 37 u wan come England.
At 31 henry ran out of England
At 33 roney ran out of England
At34 konpany ran out of England
At 33 okocha ran out of England
At 34 messi avoid England
At 22 hanlaad reject English club offer to come to dreaded England

Ronaldo is a fighter Oga no dey fear

Dreaded England? Where Suarez had 30 goals, Salah and Kane tallying more than 20 goals each season? Lol jokes on you.
edit: can you table an argument that England is dreaded?

When you feel everything you detest should be banned by government, you’re making the state absolute. You’ll wake up one day and you’ll not be able to draw distinction between civil society and the State.

I’m not a fan of BBN, but why advocate banning it? Because I don’t like it?

Give these people semi automatic or automatic weapons. These rifles I’m seeing ehn lol

Super cop given body hit

I’m Yoruba but I’m beginning to doubt if there were potency of charms at all. All the Igboho hypes so a group of people could obtain all these from his abode? Something is not true here

You’re actually the red flag, sister.
Why?
You changed your faith AFTER being engaged.

Do you cum during pre-intimacy or your urethra is always giving you itchy sensation? If yes, treat infection.

You see, the cause of PE is diverse and these Agbo really work by accident (that is, when the target of the agbo corresponds with the cause of your PE). So, work on yourself if it’s not infection.

Take it easy while riding. I have been masturbating since 10 and I thought my PE is insoluble. Although I can’t pound really hard for 5 minutes, with my slow and steady I can reach 15 minutes. I just got to know myself.

This is us. Just grand children and a few people were absent.

ignis:
I would advise you open up to your parents. Even if you are financially buoyant, your parents prayer, care and elderly advice cannot be overemphasized. Please talk to your parent about it immediately before things get out of hands.

I’m doing the hardest thing of my life, then. I’ll probably do this evening

falcon01:
Do you experience orgasm when the semen comes out?

It’s absolutely a passive experience. Nothing. Penis is flaccid

Sbdbdbdnd lipsum and Co itsbun

Apple spent $100m in US to create 10,000 jobs. Now FG promising 774k jobs is something clearly not feasible from the onset in a third world country.

Jalaw:
I thought it's Angelina jolie.

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My birthday mate. So sad to lose you

You’re talking about constitutional right. Dumb isn’t it? Could a Rhoda or Elizabeth go to a public Islam school and sight constitutional reasons for refusing to wear hijab?

As there exists Christian public schools also does Islamic private schools. Here in Ibadan for schools like Ansar u deen hijab has never been a problem because someone willing not to use hijab will never go.

Please, why should Khodijah go to a missionary school just to question their fair tenets?

Plot twist: OP disrupts her sexual life because she can’t moan so loudly in the house
OP you know this

Manab:
during the civil war are u there? I don't know why u people love to talk and predict nonsense.

Yoruba attacking soft targets are you there? I don't know why u people love to talk and predict nonsense

Tranquillity360:
Yobas attacking soft targets.



You people should continue but remember that we Northerners never forgive or forget.



za mu gani,Kada kuyi kuka lokacin da
muka fara.

Lol. But you can forgive and forget bandits killing your people and Boko Haram raging your lands? Oga stop talking “soft targets” During the civil war we know how you people were attacking the vulnerables.

I’m not a bigot but you need this: your people are fond of being overly protective of one another in another person’s land. I remember around Cocoa House in 2018 an aboki rider hit a person while treading a wrong route. As he was rushed by people fellow Hausas trooped in and started to fight the victim and his friends.

I like Hausa people, but they have to be taking things easy. Ahmed Musa, Mohamed Gambo, Ice Prince and co are my favorites. Don’t get me wrong

The Hausa are trying to be domineering in our own land.

Hausa man assaulted a pregnant Yoruba woman in a Yoruba land and, a Yoruba man intervened and the Hausa man attacked him with juju and he died. He was being dealt with and violence erupted.

SirWarlock:
does that include mbbs students? The virtual learning that is.

Yes for now, although my knowledge is limited concerning that. There might be special package for practicals I don’t know. But for now it’s virtual, generally

Sulele04:
Thanks for your time .
1) When is Ui resuming ?.
2) I did Jamb last year Score: 288; Course: Computer Science; What post Utme score would you advise me to aim for to secure admission.
3) Do you have an Idea of the date the post Utme will hold.

1) February 20 we’re resuming virtually

2) 288 is really good score for Computer Science. Since 288/8 is 36. Out of 50% for JAMB you garner 36/50 already. Not bad.

Average Computer Science dept cut off mark is 68. So 68 minus 36 (that you’ve got already) equals 32. 32 times 2 equals 64. So you need 64 or more in your PUTME. Smash 70 and you’re good. Your JAMB score is advantageous.

Edit: last cut off mark for Computer Science is 64. This year it’ll be around 66. Just prepare well for your PUTME. Your JAMB got you covered, mate.

3) I’m not sure but around April

Sulele04:
Bruv I am an Ui aspirant, can I ask you a question ?.

Surely.

Congratulations Alhaja. UI no easy as I dey 200L
my eyes don see. My guy I dey tell you

Book Haram is an illegal group seeking to force their ideology into and unto Nigerians, while the secessionists are willing to break away. Both are still illegal ( I’m a southerner and I support breakaway though)

From a neutral point of view the ban isn’t pointless. But yahoo boys may easily override this by buying bitcoins locally in fractions (bit by bit) and sell to fellow Nigerians abroad (who are scammers), or on random websites, who in turn exchange it to money and make a legal wire back to Nigeria.