₦airaland Forum

omo17:
Bros, wen Ronaldo won it at man u, Messi was not even in d limelight at all. U may say Messi is beta dan Ronald, is ur opinion nd I won't argue dat, but stop attributing injuries to Messi inability to win it at dat time. Ronaldo no dey get injuries? Am sure dey were both injury free dis season and am sure u knw that there was a 5 goals difference btw dem.
U were only saying dis because Ronaldo went trophy less and Messi was able to achieve a lot. Hw i wish Ronaldo can av d kind of support Messi has bin enjoying, am sure u won't say wat u just said.

Messi was not relevant when Ronaldo won it in 09? Messi had injuries oga ronaldo didn't.

Eh? Ronaldo didn't have support this season with modric, kroos, james, benzema, bale(though sometimes selfish). Barcelona couldn't make transfers o remember. And don't forget isco too. O boy go and sit down. Messi has been doing xavi plus iniesta job self. Xavi is old ini is not getting younger. You have no point

kennethkaycee:
Why the calling of names, men you ain't decent at all, go through my post, I did deliver that BLOW smoothly without CURSING.
Shows your level of education, I don't blame you though, society has made you what you are, I can feel your pain though, you just are frustrated (don't know if you had a BAD week) and had to pour out your anger on someone, somewhere, anywhere
I feel your pain, I've been there trust me, but I had to face my fears and not look for some innocent citizen to LASH out on

Dis quote down here is for you trying to Bring APORORO down, boi him go dey GO HIGHER jor

You are fool! Hedonistic don't mind this animal. You are garbage! A professional comedian came for a new presidential republic's inaugural gala night and cracked dry pawpaw leaves typ 'o jokes and what you can dwell on is his "account that has new zeros?".

A good name is better than riches and gold! But you are too poor and money-driven to know that anyway.

ezteem:
hey, ur more disgraceful, you are here doing the job of a critic and you ain't getting paid. He got invited to the gala. I bet my life you weren't, and after watching it at your neighbor's, all you can do is look for attention. "Oya nah" we don gree say you sabi detect dry jokes... See where his dry jokes took him. And if I quote akpororo "If I crack joke and you no laugh it shows your problem is big and you need a pastor not a comedian" . Trust me nigga, u really need to look into that statement.

Mtchw ha. Who raised this dim-wit? So we shouldn't be allowed to comment? He performed in a show and was supposed to entertain *Nigerians*, which he didn't and I can't comment? So even if people do not get the job done, it doesn't matter; the benefit the get is all that counts?! And he will be invited next time with his poor performance? I watched it in my house you humourless unreasonable fool! My house! Something your tenants-arse generation have not been able to BOAST of! You are stuuuupiddd(I can't think of any worse word) you are just stuuuppiddd and daf!

tupem:
dude! those dry jokes have changed his account balance for good!

Those jokes didn't, previous jokes before this did. Those jokes just ruined his chance for another pay.

Akpororo was the comedian invited for the presidential inaugural gala night, he was banal and even though he tried to hide it, he was nervous!

He came up and cracked his dry egg shell of jokes like this"ahem, can you please appreciate me, pls appreciate me once again. If I crack joke and you no laugh it shows your problem is big and you need a pastor not a comedian. Tell your neighbour you are looking good, tell him or her once again. My name is akpororo but the white men call me akporaurau. My father one time went to buy a dog, though the dog didn't behave like a dog but like a cat anyways dog na dog. You know how people call their dogs by human name, you go see dog called kelvin, gabriel. You'll see white people say gabriel jump, sit, run. One day thieves came and shouted everybody lie down, na so the dog lie. The owner look at the dog and said gabriel bark, bite these people. The dog replied if you no shut up I go bite your ear, no be gun they hold so?(That was the funniest of his jokes and it isn't even funny)"

He then, talked about a warri pastor that asked people to tell their neighbour that what happened to me will happen to you. "Na so I look my neighbour hin get bandage for I eye I con talk say neighbour what happened to you will happened to you" (akpororo then laughed) then he. Greeted joke silva and said "shout to my great aunty, aunty joke silva. We need to improve our nollywood. You see our accident and spirit scenes let us leave the accident scenes to the indians." He then said rubbish about spirit scenes that made no meaning to everybody"

He finally capped his "unfunny" display with "thank you mr president for being a good father, you are my father from far away and thank you my mother(referring to the first lady) even though you don't know you borne me, we want change ehn(then he started chuckling) so we can change our father and we can change our mother"

He finally dropped one dumb joke I won't bore you further with and promised to return. But aint nobody wanna hear that shii no more, I guess so because he didn't return!!!

Damn that dude was so dry. Why didn't they invite basket mouth or ali baba.

Akpororo was the comedian invited for the presidential inaugural gala night, he was banal and even though he tried to hide it, he was nervous!

He came up and cracked his dry egg shell of jokes like this"ahem, can you please appreciate me, pls appreciate me once again. If I crack joke and you no laugh it shows your problem is big and you need a pastor not a comedian. Tell your neighbour you are looking good, tell him or her once again. My name is akpororo but the white men call me akporaurau. My father one time went to buy a dog, though the dog didn't behave like a dog but like a cat anyways dog na dog. You know how people call their dogs by human name, you go see dog called kelvin, gabriel. You'll see white people say gabriel jump, sit, run. One day thieves came and shouted everybody lie down, na so the dog lie. The owner look at the dog and said gabriel bark, bite these people. The dog replied if you no shut up I go bite your ear, no be gun they hold so?(That was the funniest of his jokes and it isn't even funny)"

He then, talked about a warri pastor that asked people to tell their neighbour that what happened to me will happen to you. "Na so I look my neighbour hin get bandage for I eye I con talk say neighbour what happened to you will happened to you" (akpororo then laughed) then he. Greeted joke silva and said "shout to my great aunty, aunty joke silva. We need to improve our nollywood. You see our accident and spirit scenes let us leave the accident scenes to the indians." He then said rubbish about spirit scenes that made no meaning to everybody"

He finally capped his "unfunny" display with "thank you mr president for being a good father, you are my father from far away and thank you my mother(referring to the first lady) even though you don't know you borne me, we want change ehn(then he started chuckling) so we can change our father and we can change our mother"

He finally dropped one dumb joke I won't bore you further with and promised to return. But aint nobody wanna hear that shii no more, I guess so because he didn't return!!!

Damn that dude was so dry. Why didn't they invite basket mouth or ali baba.

redgem:
Fellow Nairalander's please I need urgent help...who know of any human right activist in port harcourt? My dad is being abusive and threatens to kill my mum and I. He is being really violent and I fear he will fulfil his threat soon.... He has severally try to strangle my mum... Please, help its a matter of life and death.

Get a club, tap him and tell him the next time he touches your mum he'll get it!! That is if your mum is a saint.

Sijo01:
Why's Oshiomole yawing

Why is a human yawning? Biiitttch if you don't......

Nneka123:
Curvy-3

And we are sposd to knw with that punishment that is your d.p

MissTechy:
Hello Everyone,

I recently took a survey and I noticed that Nigerians would love to comment on gossips blogs about other people's lives and not on tech information that can benefit them in their workplace or homes.

I am saying this because I know how hard it is to get comments on a tech blog given the fact that I run one (misstechy dot com), I have also searched top tech blogs in the country and noticed the same trend. Even noticed the trend on Nairaland, anytime a tech post is out on frontpage, people hardly comment or even view it.


Is it that the contents are boring or what?

Why would you choose to comment on other people's trouble but not on something that can benefit you in several ways -
Oya Nairalander answer

I knew it would be you before I even clicked on the thread.


Techy am so in love with you. I luh you hon!! I have a huge crush on you.
#techy'sStalker

marymaria:
unilorin

Finally someone from where I am on NL!


The dude is trying to squeeze info out of you. You certainly aint from ilorin right?