₦airaland Forum

ifeness:
You,kumuyi and your family are the shii head scum wash. You are the slave to the bible and kumuyi,not me.

Slave to the law of the lord? You must be feeling like you are smart for not accepting the holy bible.

ifeness:
He thinks the money will go to God? Kumuyi the tax collector at it again

So you think he thinks God will spend the money? How dull! Fools that won't read the bible yet will come here to blaspheme mtchwww! Calling a man of God "a tax collector" just because you want to sound out of the pack(and the pack is the PACK actually) you shii-head scum wash.

kentozybee:
Which Arsenal, U Think Say Quad na FA Cup Abi...

I have marked your name. See you next season when my team probably stop barca from winning back to back. UCL trophies.

OkeEsibe:
HAHHAHAHA.....FC BARCELONA ALL DAH WAY


EVEN THOUGH JUVENTUS LOST I RESPECT DEM CUX DEM DON WIN AM B4


UNLIKE 1 MUKINA TEAM WEN NEVA WIN AM B4

Shut it. That mukina2 team will win the treble next season. QUOTE ME! Infact add community and carling join

kentozybee:
Just Look At Vermalean, He Didn't Play Single March This Season, So Lucky, He Can't Achieve This At Arsenal Even If He Plays All Season

Sharrap he will regret his decision when arsenal wins the quadruple next season! And he played this season.

BigHomieDrey:
christianity aside,people believe that being gay is a choice,like choosing whether to wear slippers or shoes,its not really so actually, even if he gets her married,there's no way she won't cheat on her husband, why subject her to a life of unhappiness?

That is why I say "there are demons involved in being gay". And 2. The people they were exposed to the things and situations may have filled them with insatiable lust to want that.(I'm talking from experience. And to buttress my 2 point; the only thing special in gay relationships is SEX

stevecantrell:
She's really a simple girl at heart..

and you know this by viewing a picture?

martyns303:
what is the difference between 23 and 36

#Analyser! You will just want to say something so that peepz will view you as smart or something. Mtchww. Yet you just showed how dull you are if you don't know the difference between NHIS and witness protection programme. How is a health insurance scheme similar with a witness programme? anuofia!

adeaks:
Yes. I dress for myself. You can never please everybody and you would only kill yourself if you keep trying to dress for people.

You don't dress for yourself. You dress to cover your unclothedness. You don't go around naked because you don't want OTHERS to see your PRIVATE PARTS. You dress so that OTHERS can address you well and confirm you look nice.

You can't see yourself while you walk or sit can you? It is OTHER PEOPLE that see you.

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]As funny as it seems this works like magic especially on all these "churchy" ladies.
Why?
Due to the pastor mentality that people have these days where the pastor is seen as a God and anything he says is seen as the truth, these naïve, gullible ladies would have no choice but to say yes to his proposal.[/color]

STFU!!!! This is actually a line from a comedy video. I used to have the video. Aint nobody proposes like this!

And what do you mean 'churchy' ladies? So ladies who have decided to worship God and be holy and separate should be segregated with stigmatizing words? Your comment is crass you should be misscrassy cause that is what 90% of your comments are. Crass!

adeaks:
It is way overboard to you....doesn't necessarily mean it has to be way overboard to everybody else. What you consider indecency isnt so bad to someone else. It is very relative.

I also don't like the dressing but she has the right to dress d way she likes. To some people anything other than a deeper-life dressing is indecent. Some people believe women wearing trousers are indecent. Where do you draw a line on what is acceptable and what is not. What ascertainable mode of dressing is compatible with the 'values' you have mentioned? Who exactly defines the values in the first place? Its all very relative.

Oh! What is wrong with you people now! When you dress, who do you dress for? Yourself?

fatdon2:
Not fair at all, he should be encouraging her. Not mocking her.

Encourage a man for changing to a woman?!! Is this one sane??

Even though she has dated half the NBA players and a quarter of the NFL players, Neyo still popped the question to Crystal Renay and the pair should be wedding later this year.





That i-phone though (it is all I see)

1stola:
Shut da fùck up idıot!
Mumu.
Is it ONLY Christians that will make heaven?
How about people that have lived even 1 million years before Jesus was born?
How old is Christianity?
You think it's only Christians God loves?
You think God hate other people in other faiths?
Sit there and be deceiving yourself over a piece of book written by (men)... and john and noah were drunkards...

So john didn't witness christ? Interesting! So when Jesus said "a man must be born again and accept me as his lord and saviour before he enters into the kingdom of my father" that was trash? Wonderful. John was a drunkard? Hmmm. Well done.

1stola:
Woe betide thee Woe unto you all all your generations. May you all be casted into the pit of hell!

Why don't you people know what you want ehn?!
You don't want to be born again in Christ, yet you want to make heaven.

kennethkaycee:
Sey I no talk am?
Even with all my KIND gesture towards Mr. George of the Jungle, he won't give in .
Men taming you will take longer than I thought.
Well lemme try another approach
Sorry we started on a wrong foot (...dis time I'm serious)
I'm Kenneth and will like us to be friends
It's not that I don't know abusive words myself, but I really hate them and moreover, we are men and not Wild Animals (...though you called me an Animal, but I forgive you).
So what do you say, let's end this now
And come to think of it, the person wey we dey fight for and against no even dey here
Dis makes no sense, I don't know about you ooo.
Really I didn't intend to prolong this more than it has gone, really went through your thread and I see you gat stuff dat could really make you money, viewership on your topics are AWESOME and I can teach you a thing or two on how to convert it to cash (...well dats by the way)
Ké dé maà woo, you could turn out to be a GREAT person After all

Am EmmyB, you provoked me into using curse words actually. I have marked you niyen. You are my friend now.


How can I make money again?

handsomeclouds:
Stop wondering what it would b like. I don't pass derogatory comments on especially on clergymen. Anyways how are u?

Am fine. You?

omo17:
Pele, Messi no go give u money, in fact e no sabi say u exist self, just don't die because of a man wey go snub if u guys meet

When men are great, acknowledge them and rejoice in their awesomeness but keep in mind your own quest to greatness. Don't hate them or fail to celebrate them. Well, you can if you know you will be a nobody.

1stola:
Shut da fùck God forbid I will be born again. Tufiakwa!

The same way he'll forbid your making heaven.

nairaminds:
now the Israelites comes to mind.....bro were they not Christians too?

They were judaists. And in those days, war was the order. But now they don't even follow the ways. Of the old anymore!

handsomeclouds:
I only a constructive criticism not a derogatory one!
I'm entitled to air my opinion. Anyways you seem to be used to name calling, its unchristlike for crying out loud!

Wow. What you made was a constructive criticism? I wonder what your derogatory criticism will be like.

handsomeclouds:
Amen and I pray hell fire won't b yours cos all this your gutter grammar says a lot about your upbringing.. Its safe to conclude you were raised in a broken hope lacking either maternal/paternal care or even both.

So everyone that is vexed at an obnoxious bug like you was raised in a broken home?

In your miserable life, if you ever ever abuse anyone out of anger, you will raise children in a broken home!

handsomeclouds:
the same name calling, its unchristlike! Its safe to conclude now based on my previous rhetorical question.

So it is christ-like to criticize pastors? Modaphucking hypocrites.

kennethkaycee:
Men!
U ain't learnt anything yet?
Quit cursing and communicate like a grown up.
Well I bet you ain't grown yet else you'd make a cute statement without cursing
Na me sabi handle you.
Make una dey look ooo, him go vomit another CURSE
NA ME GET YOUR CODE JOR
Now tell me that picture of you chatting from Malaysia is not yours, na dat one I go take VEX!!!
If you no see am well here it is for you to reconfirm...
Maa bińú àbúró mí
Oya flare up

Omo ale. Posting his p-man's dirty feet for all to see.

handsomeclouds:
I dont have time cock and bull stories. Joining issues with perfuse- chokeys like u would be d last thing on my agenda.. Bye!

Mtchwww fuc.....k you. May heaven accept you.

handsomeclouds:
I know you support things blindly, your name calling says much about your upbringing! Were you raised in broken home?

Fool. I go to church to serve God! I chose redeem because the G.O as not said anything contradictory to the bible...

No I wasn't were you?!

handsomeclouds:
See d wife sef with tab where she can economize like Jesus and u hard copy bible, the saved money could have paid for a member's house rent

Ha ha! Haters! Eh! Do you now how many people's rent they pay?! Quote me. When I have your time I'll tell you one quick story.

handsomeclouds:
Was this the way Jesus lived his life? Me no fit go church or mosque where iman/pastor dey use private jet where some members no fit afford 3 square me. Nigerian pastors impoverishing members since 0001AD. See d wife sef with tab where she can economize like Jesus and u hard copy bible, the saved money could have paid for a member's house rent

Ode. Jesus rode a donkey no one has ever ridden before, something only kings do. He doesn't have 3 jets. He was provided one by faithful church members. He travels almost everyday on mission works outside the country, so you expect him to go and board planes at airports every time? When the man gave out his gratuity because God ordered him to do so in respect of sowing a seed; where were you? God come bless person bad belle mumu like you no go let us hear word anuofia!!!

1stola:
No be hin business branch
Wetin consin me

No be I'm church mumu, no be I'm found am. When akindayomi was alive he presided. One day Daddy Adeboye will die and the lord will choose another person to lead the church. Watch your mouth alawe. Am sure you are not born again.

kennethkaycee:
Thank you "Mr Rich Dad"
You should have got yourself a great comedian instead of looking for FREE shows to watch on NTA.
Shows you and your Hedonistic friend are of the same feather.
Can't you guys talk without CURSING
OH!
I see those were the kind of words you both learnt the English language on.
Cos I've seen similar cases with people from the village trying to learn another language, first they learn more of the abusive words.
I can see that works for you both, but I won't condescend so low to get to your level by cursing, rather I'll show you both maturity by still teaching you guys on how to be civil and live a much more civilised lifestyle.
And talking about getting the job done, you gave out no JOB (...in a sarcastic tone)
Even the man wey give out the said job ain't complaining.
Abi you na the speaker of House of Representatives (Nairaland) humour me
You're a comedian in deed, I now get it, you thought you could do better, eeyah!
Apororo got the job though and the DEED is done (CASE CLOSED), you can't Undo it
Pélé só gbó
Maybe next time, I'd personally recommend you
(...in a whisper) .... I PROMISE

Mtchww ode buruku.

kennethkaycee:
Quoting your words "stuuuupiddd"
Without opening the Dictionary, I can authoritatively tell you this as a scholar of the English language that
This is no WORD
AND "daf"
Is the name of an automobile company that makes more of TRUCKS
You get house?
make we hear word
with all these àgbeŕó English, I wonder where you worked and got such pay as to build a house like you claim.
Big and Fat lies
I got to track you, you know?
And here's your picture

Ha! This guy mumu! -'stuuppiiddd - I spelt it like that because nairaland will censor it to 'silly' which is too gentle a description for what you are.(You actually checked that in the dico? ) are you a newbie? And daf is short for "DUMB AS F.UCCCK"(am sure he will check 'F.UCCCK again ). You really are. DAF nig!

Now please read your last comment and laugh at your stupidiiity(please don't check this one!)....smh

keishablack:
She's beautiful and FYI 35 isn't old. This is the problem with our part of the world, women are defined by their marital status Wc is just so wrong. Who says marriage is the greatest achievement anyway...mtchewww

*in baby noise* "this is the problem with our part of the world. Mtchww!!!! So menopause will wait on her abi mtchww... For your mind you have made a civilised, learned comment.