₦airaland Forum

T8ksy:
Nigeria was never one in the first place and neither did the north or the west wanted one fake UNITED nigeria. Only Zik and his fellow olori pelebe were for this dumb contraption hoping that they will be able to marginalise the illiterate northerners in their region.

The ibos were so eager to form one nigeria with the mallams who slaughtered them in 1945 and again in 1953 that Dr. Zik didn't mind playing lackey to Tafawa balewa- a mere grade II teacher in the 1st Republic. Zik even objected to a secession clause been incuded into our constitution, then.

Unfortunately for Zik and his greedy folks, the Sardunna put paid to their hegemonic ambition in his land by promulgating the Northernisation policy in 1964 hence the guy had to be snuffed out by the Jan 15th coupists who incidentally, turned out to be mainly, olori pelebes!

Good! A pedant! Well paragraph one was rubbish and it was made so by just the word "contraption". Contraption is a scienctific word and its meaning in no way fits what the information you are trying to pass across.



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kallmemrB:
Azikiwe's of today are intimidating people with soldiers

Azikwes of today is the right statement.




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Trinxie:
I see a peacock that has lost its pride and has nothing else to do than take selfies.

Beautiful comment. Good for a Nigerian.





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I just called your attention to the analyser.

naijaboiy:
And you just Analysed and Analyser

I just called your attention to the analyser.

Nairaland is a beautiful place. It is still the best social idea I've found in Nigeria currently. Therefore, like every social place you will find annoying people. I've seen posts on the type of people you will meet on nairaland and ignored them thinking it is not possible to categorise people on website. But I, after reading a particular post on here and its comments I just feel obliged to create this.

You will always meet what'll call the ANALYSER on Nairaland.
An Analyser is one person that will always try to show how smart they are and how much they understand the post no matter how serious it is.
Take for instance, a post about a Nairalander's sister who needs urgent attention. I want you to yourself read the comment by a lady called dominque on the post maybe you'll get a clearer picture of what am painting.

dominique:
Seen. Once again sorry about your sister's condition. I've stickyed this topic and recommended it for frontage. But I sill have some questions. Have you spoken with the hospital in Ghana? What stage is her cancer at the moment? $12,500 roughly 3 million naira. How much have you raised so far? I believe the treatment cab start with a percentage of that amount, so it's important you speak with the hospital there.

My prayers are with your family.

Please who doesn't know 12500 dollars is 3 million. Did she really need to say all that or just address the issue if she has the means. This and many more exists.


Please whenever you read a post and you see traits of the description of this type of people. Please quote and #Analyser#, you will see how much of them that exists here.

And they are so annoying too.

Blackett:
Why the fvck won't you so called Christians mind your own damn business?!?! Whatever 2 married adults decide to do in private, in the confines of their bedrooms, on their marriage bed, shower, dining table, floor, car back seat(with the ac turned on, ofcourse), kitchen, wall, is up to them. It's their sex lives. It's what they want. It's how they want to fvcking do it. . . The saddest ting about this whole issue is that those who are single are the ones poke nosing into affairs they have nought to do with!

I expect that before a man and woman decide to get married, a mutual agreement has been reached in everything including sex. If they have decided, of what business of yours is it, pls? If a lady cannot agree to adventurous styles of sex with her fiance, she should walk. What's with bringing private issues up for discussing every time?

1 Thessalonians 4 vs 11, anyone? :::"and to make it your ambition to lead a quiet life: You
should mind your own business and work with your
hands, just as we told you". . .

You and the 51 people who liked this rubbish you posted are foooools! If not you would know it is a question posed by the couple seeking to have a good sex life and not sin agains God that inspired whoever made that scriptural statement. 51! People liked that rubbish?! I hate Nigerians site they are full of dummies! Now I know why my posts have not been getting that much likes.

itstpia8:
What's the meaning of spiritually hygienic.


Btw exactly how edifying is this current obsession with sex?

Some of you are taking 50 shades of grey too seriously.

Because the main character's name is christian, so therefore?

the fifty grades madness has reached here too?

His name is Sam Ibiam. His team was the first ever national team of 1949. He is the only surviving member of that team.

With the death of Skipper Richard Etim Henshaw just four days after Nigeria, against all odds, qualified for the 2010 World Cup, perhaps the only surviving member of the pioneer Nigeria national team, the famed 1949 UK Tourists, is Goalkeeper Sam Ibiam Henshaw.

Henshaw is a man of history, who was not just the first national skipper, but also the first skipper to lift the national cup. He died on November 18, 2009.

Ibiam, along with 17 other players, boarded the RMS Apapa for Nigeria's first venture abroad on August 16, 1949. Now, he does not have good remarks for the neglect he and his last surviving colleagues suffered. He is alone now in his bungalow at Unwana, Afikpo, in Ebonyi State, South Eastern Nigeria. He has suffered from a kidney problem for some years now.

Ibiam had a unique goalkeeping record. In nine years Ibiam conceded just five goals for Nigeria. Discarding the matches the Nigerian selection played while on tour of the United Kingdom in 1945, as those matches were against amateur clubs and did not constitute full international matches, Ibiam was Nigeria's goalkeeper from the first international match against Sierra Leone on October 8, 1949. He played his last game for Nigeria in 1958.

When he earned his first proper international cap against Sierra Leone on the return journey from the UK, Nigeria won 2-0. He therefore had a clean slate. He did not play in Nigeria's next international game two years later when the Jalco Cup competition was introduced between Nigeria and Gold Coast (now Ghana).

Another goalkeeper called Olisa was in goal for Nigeria in the match the country won 5-0. In Nigeria's next international match against Gold Coast in 1953, Carl O'Dwyer made a debut and conceded the seven goals in the match that has remained Nigeria's worst defeat. Ibiam returned to the national team in a 1-0 defeat of Togo in a friendly match on October 6, 1956. He still kept a clean slate. His next match was against Gold Coast in the annual Jalco Cup competition. Nigeria won 3-0 -- again a clean slate for Ibiam.

He conceded his first international goal in eight years when Nigeria drew 3-3 with Ghana in an October 27, 1957 match in Accra. Remarkably, that was the first time Nigeria avoided a defeat from Ghana in Accra.

The following year, Ibiam had his last international appearance when Nigeria beat Ghana 3-2 in Lagos to win the Jalco Cup for the last time. On return from Ghana in 1958, he joined the Onitsha Redoubtable, a club put together by Justice Chuba Ikpeazu who later became NFA chairman in 1965/66 and 1988/89.

http://www.supersport.com/football/nigeria50/news/110111/Sam_IbiamNigerias_first_Goalkeeper

Krasid:
Ronaldo is at the top of the table.

Yes he is at the top of the goal scoring table. He has packed his load from the top of the assists table just as he is getting ready to pack his load from the goal scoring table. You can help him pack if you like.

Soso990240:
same thng una say about Diego costa scorin ability..nw wat is happenin? If Hazard can be playin in england like dat,wat do u thnk a genius like messi will do?

thank you pplease preach it to them!

Meanwhile, Ronaldo is somewhere smashing things and throwing tantrums.

Lionel Andre Messi today broke another la liga record. Today Messi in a fireworks match against levante passed luis Figo's record of top assists.Lionel picked out Neymar with an high ball and the brazillian made a glorious loop of the ball(you need to watch the match highlights. You can get its save link here [url]pin.bbm.com/C003DB917[/url]
). Messi now has 106 assists in comparison with Figo's 105 assists.

Luis Suarez also scored a spectacular today. Leo scored an hat-trick. Neymar got one from that beautiful loop.

pacifique:
She has to compensate the families very well. This is a bad news for me, especially in times like this.

RIP to the departed!

You should have written "this is a sad news for me" because I do not think you are affected by the news.



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thunder74:
Start with your "starrt". Charity begins at home.

typos are allowed dude

I will as from now on starrt vetting comments on Nairaland. Nigerian sites have the worst comments in the world. Go to American forums they comment so creatively, and we must get to that level. Nigeria must change.

Things I'll be checking:

*pedantry is not allowed.

*bad use of english is banned.

#GrammarPolice# helping Nigerians become creative!!!!

TechyGirl:
except if you want to be pressng it like a toy.. i dont see how it can have adverse damage on the butoon

you tried in your expression but it is not 'adverse damage' there is nothing like that. It is adverse effect or impact.



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xtrix:
guessing she must have accessed her IG page from a friend laptop or someone's device dat gave them access.......been in such situation years back, mine was twitter tho

Who asked you!!!

jdbrasco:
I told sm peep dat Mbu is a professional but dey were carried away wit Amechi's ranting on media. Mbu is passionate abt his Job. How can d public respect a cop on bathroom slippers? NYPD here we come

u wish!

People who are not paid well and whose job doesn't look serious from downgrading by lack of sound training and equipment.



Mtchewww


Nigerians doing rada rada since Eve sucked her first d.ic.k BC.

Yungwizzzy:
leaders of tomorrow indeed

And this same kid knows the name of all the players in Europe, their history


op what class is it?

see how you just flopped. The class was ontop of the paper mu=mu. Are they the goverments that are not providing them with literrate environment

wastedsperm:



THE MAN IS AN IDIOOT HOW COULD HE TREAT COCA-COLA LIKE THAT ARE THESE THE SO CALLED MEN OF GOD BIBLICAL SCAMMERS


qoute me and run mad

before u run mad from the wrath of God receive on sensible statement, how are you sure he owns that statement. Do you know how mny of his handles are out there.

In Nicki's voice that's how you die that's how you die die die!

This man was taped driving down the wrong side of the road, he crashed and seeing his car was too damaged to be repaired, he pulled a gun on another driver and hijacked his car.

Here is the video download link --->

http:///3J0r1T

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It's no hoax!

That Chanderlier tho!

That kind of pic I saw on serious.babe profile such person don't board commercial buses




Next time you want to fabricated sh*t be creative

As they say

eh so photoshop and picture editors have now started editing poverty out of people?

How does a picture tell if someone boards commercials or not?


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UrennaNkoli:
Too bad.
And this severussnape/ snake above me, aren't you always tired of spamming every thread you set ur eyes on ?
Back to the topic, thats a political propaganda, no muslim in the north will ever think of doing such as they are all in support of unity and progress in nigeria. So shame on y'all.

[size=18pt]Sai BUHARI[/size]

sebi that is how boko harams are working to support unity and progress.

UrennaNkoli:
Too bad.
And this severussnape/ snake above me, aren't you always tired of spamming every thread you set ur eyes on ?
Back to the topic, thats a political propaganda, no muslim in the north will ever think of doing such as they are all in support of unity and progress in nigeria. So shame on y'all.

[size=18pt]Sai BUHARI[/size]

the way you people follow things blindly ehn can make blind man vex!


I can't blame yyyou it started with your ancenstors following a man that just claimed he was from God said things and told y'all Allah said so, did things morally unright and told yy'all allah said so.

adanduka:
Deported for touching her boobs? Is she the queen of England?

you actually believe this shiTT?

I watched a video on youtube, It was Tunde Bakare revealing the plans of buhari last election. They asked him he said "to resign as vice-president as soon as they win thhe election."

Hmm Vote Wisely.

biz4realnair:
You got it all wrong ,in the first place I like to inform you that GMB is a reformed man,a man of integrity,besides, he is surrounded with people who had in the short time made him realise CHANGE has a lot to do with behaviour and character, GMB IS A CHANGED MAN. He is not a religion fanatic, I challenge GEJ to step into a mosque and address the worshippers ,not to talk of worship in the mosque. For your information read this : “Presidency begs Buses to settle slander case out of court,” in
Daily Post [http://dailypost.ng/2013/01/13/presidency-begs-
buhari-to-settle-slander-case-out-of-court


ANOTHER FOOD FOR THOUGHT FOR YOUR LIKES: http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/index.php?
option=com_content&view=article&id=126723%3Are-for-
the-attention-of-general-buhari-
&catid=77%3Aletters&Item id=613#.Ud6sCDHgyY4.facebook

a man you see on the tv and have no personal relationship with you can perceive has changed? The nigh who cried on national tv yet turned around to say vile things after he lost? The same man that connived with cpc to ask bakare to resign if they win the election? Keep deceiving yourselves of he wins it is here I'll be sending you the laugh emoticon while you lament over him islamizing Nigeria.

Sijioke:
later, they would say he wants to islamize nigeria.

how does this prove otherwise please? So because he stepped into a churches means by the time he gets into power he can't bloody-fool all of you. You better start eating brain-foods.

tit:
He will soon receive Holy Communion.
Sambo is right, Buhari is a christian.

That post is right, you are damagingly stupid.


I bet u too dumb to get that.