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AbuMaryam1:
The first time you talk true.

First time? Have we met?

These mumu teams should be banned from EPl joor! They always play like they doont train at all. Look at aston villa today, see this yeye stoke too mtchew!!!

xynerise:
And Arsenal will beat Chelsea, Man city and Man utd abi?

Since you keep up with matches with your Radio, I will love to inform you that arsenal has killed Man-city in the 2nd leg by two goals to nuhin! And yes we will beat man-u and Chelsea by a wide margin too!!!

Men this league title is still open.


Lord 2 draws for Chelsea and wins in the remaining matches I pray.

Lord let Arsenal win remaining fixtures I pray.

Thought I should let you Chelsea fans know. If you draw this match and one more, Arsenal wins the league!

[quote author=MIKOLOWISKA post=32187318][/quote]You asked me to pronounce arkansas. I uploaded a Voice note.

PDP or let me say my brothers becuse I'm a GEJite too. It is obvious and clear plus I have a very sharp instinct in things like this you can almost call it vision. Buhari will has won the election. Just turn your TVs off and go and sleep.

Leave them, let their Buhari enter let us see what he will do. I will be here creating LOL topics when he imposes sharia and islamizes Nigeria. Just stop bothering yourselves with the election result. Grab your wife, a drink, a movie, a game or something and relax.

I remember when her boobs were still a thing. When you want to watch a yoruba movie because Ronke was in.

Abbey2sam:
the g and h in the middle is silent

You are a genius! Muah!! No homo! That was a peck. Thanks man!

Google it all you like only few pwople will be able to.

The word is "Gingham".

rokiatu:
I will jump off a building and commit suicide.

that is why I like you. Keep chilling Rocking-etu(if u are yoruba you'll understand)

rokiatu:
Whats there to think about?

Show me and man who don't masturbate and I will show you a flying chicken

you do know masturbation is bad and it kills 'essence'(by this I mean brain-power, skills. Trust me I know what am saying) if not the 'D' itself. How will you feel if your kid does it.

If you have knowledge on tech you should grab this just fine. It is a complaint letter from a woman about her husband to a column. Lmfao!!!! Just read.


You can save the picture and zoom in so you'll be able to read well.

ronald4lif:
You still don't get it. People don't change their sexuality, it's a natural trait. Can a heterosexual change to gay, will you advise heterosexual to become gay?

you are a dang fool! Nobody was made gay. Being gay is one of the highest sexual shrewdness one can be or feel, the highest for me is bestiality or necrophilia. Take necrophilia for example, will you say it is normal and one can't be changed from being it?
I'm straight as Bleep yet I've been so lustful to the point that I wished a man had sex with me and I hate the gay agenda with passion. Because the white demon possessed fools have legalized it doesn't mean it is right.

Like poles repel like poles dummy, the male and female sexual organs were put infront for a reason.

I bet you will say transexuals are okay too.

YOU are the one who DONT GET NOTHING!

How do I feel? The question is how will she be feeling after I d*ick the f**uck* out of her? Satisfied or will she not be satisfied? Because boy o boy she will not be the seer alone but the doer too.

Hi! I'm creating a bbm tech group where we can talk about the latest gadgets in the tech world and do a review of phones sometimes. If you would like to join, you can add bbm pin 278B9994. See you there!

Please you must be have wide knowledge of latest tech gadgets.

Thanks.

Krasid:
What a dumb and ignorant statement.I can't believe somebody sat down and wrote this crap.

just explain how it is dumb pls just do.

Krasid:
What a dumb and ignorant statement.I can't believe somebody sat down and wrote this crap.

how is it dumb or dull because I don't believe you understand anything written there.

The link expires soon. Download and watch ronaldo talking trash about messi.


*urlgoo.gl/4cRfkJ

Copy just the /xtra url

Princecalm:
This is someone that understands the economy speaking and not the clueless one who keeps Naira unstable.

you are dull and gullible. Will he come and work magic? Mtcheww

Andrei Elout amassed a large
fortune importing diamonds into Russia
from the African nation of Sierra Leone.
And what’s a rich guy to do with his excess
wealth? Outside of visiting the many homes
he owns around the world (including a
Central Park condominium), he decided to
chuck around 200 rough diamonds into
Central Park’s Turtle Pond.
A rough diamond is simply a diamond that
has yet to be cut and polished.
Above: Photo of rough diamonds
“I see the pond so full of muck and ugly
turtles and I think I’m going to throw a few
million dollars worth of diamonds in there,”
Elout said. “And see if idiot Americans try to
fetch them.”
Elout says he hates America with “all of his
guts.” It was, after all, America who led the
way to shutting down his diamond importing
business in 2008.
“Puke on Americans,” Elout says. “They
screw me out of money. Now I’m going to
watch stinky Americans swim in this
disgusting pond searching for diamonds. I
want to laugh at their pitiful American
desperation.”
It is illegal to enter Turtle Pond, but that
may not stop some as evidenced by a
recently created private Facebook group
whose members plan to retrieve the
diamonds.
Elout says he has paid employees around
the pond at nearly all times with hidden
cameras to videotape any people going into
the pond and says he will hand over all
footage of trespassing diamond
harvesters to authorities.
“The donkey heads might get the diamonds,”
Elout says. “But they’re going to pay a legal
price and, hopefully, have the diamonds
confiscated. I’ll be laughing my
rich Russian ass off no matter what
happens.”
Elout says he plans to throw even more
diamonds into Turtle Pond, plus drop feces-
covered hundred-dollar bills around New
York City.
“This is just one little way I can get revenge
on America and get a good laugh,” Elout
says. “I hate America. It’s a son of bitch.”

Note the men in tthe picture are not gay. Read and you'll understand---->

The straight male kissing trend apparently
started at a bar in San Diego and is now
spreading as more and more straight men
begin kissing each other. We talked to Steve
Beecham who claims to be the first official
straight male kisser.
“My first straight kiss started as a dare one
night when me and my buds were doing
shots at Hooters,” Beecham said. “And I
liked it. I called Michael, the guy I kissed,
and asked if he would like to get together
for another one. He said absolutely.”
Steve and Michael now get together several
times a week for make out sessions. Both
claimed they have supportive girlfriends
and haven’t gone past first base (outside of
some shirtless body kissing).
But why do they do it?
“Couple reasons,” Beecham said. “Two: It
feels super, super good, unless he
[Michael) hasn’t shaved. It’s so scratchy. Ha
ha. Two: I think it makes Michael and I so
much closer as best friends. Three: Why
not? Why can’t two straight men French kiss
for an hour? Straight women do it all the
time.”
We spoke to another straight kisser who
chose not to reveal his name:
“I think the reason you see this
practice spreading across the country like a
wildfire is because so many men are told
they have to play certain roles: Be macho.
Love football. Can only kiss women. You can
be perfectly not gay, not like football, and
kiss men… a lot of men. About twenty of my
guy friends and I get together once a
month for kissing orgies. It’s a blast!”
He said he has only gone past kissing one
time, but wishes he hadn’t.
“I shouldn’t have done the nasty with Ricky. I
lost my wife over it. She said that was taking
things too far and told me to get out. Before
that, she was okay with just the kissing and
handholding. Luckily Ricky let me move into
his condo or else I’d be on the streets.”

Jesse Nicely paid a poor Florida couple
$1,000 to allow him to marry their 6-
month-old son, Jason. The marriage is not
official as it is illegal to marry babies in
Florida, but according to the parents and
Nicely, they signed a contract that states the
baby is Nicely’s husband and when the child
turns 16 they will be allowed to become
legally married.
“Get them young,” Nicely said. “And raise
them right. I’m going to raise a beautiful,
young gay man who I will have a perfect
relationship with.”
Nicely said he has never been able
to maintain a relationship that lasted longer
than a week and wanted to try a new
approach to finding lasting love. The baby
will live with Nicely three days a week so
he and his young husband can foster a
strong bond and spend the remaining days
with his parents.
“For our honeymoon, I’m taking Jason to
Hawaii,” Nicely said. “I’m going to
teach him to swim and surf and fish for
Marlin. We’re going to watch the sun set
every night and eat breakfast in bed. It’s
going to be so romantic.”
Nicely claims he is not a pedophile and will
not have sexual contact with Jason until they
are legally married, but he will “make him a
homosexual if he doesn’t turn out to be one
on his own.”
“Some folks will think I’m sick,” Nicely said.
“But as God says, thou shall not judge.”

The world really is going south.