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Fortius, no be say I choose to dey behave like terrorist oh, na d way captain mitchyy dey plan day n night to leave us for july na im dey provoke me. enkaydewdrop sef dey pray n fast for mitchyy to port and now some of our July mamas dey plan to join am.

The violent ones taketh it by force!!
Yes! By force!!! They won't port. They can all born July 1st at 00:00hrs.

GenyEbere:
esof1 you can have this crunchy chin chin from my kitchen.

Thank God for minime chin chin, its 50 for a sachet. Make I go buy joor.... u can't fit kee us with longer throat.
raptor2, u ain't porting nowhere mehn!

Heisable16:
Helo wonderful mamas in the house, i wish to officially registered into this great forum, i have be a silent follower. I am team July. I came with my dues to pay to the chief accountant, a basket of tomatoes and my twenty litres of fuel, hope i'm welcomed.

Thanks all.

You are welcome to team july. But why u come late na?
mitchyy, fortius, olatebony, christybabe.raptor2.OnxyGem10, nd other july mamas let's welcome our newest late comer.

enkaydewdrop:
Ehen Ehen...

I don do my custard...
Who's interested?

mitchyy
fortius Romanus
olatebony
esof1
GenyEbere
XX01

Who else?

#OkBye

See the big bowl of custard wey u dey consume this morning. Sleep inducing custsrd! Ur Lo just dey flex.

enkaydewdrop:
Please ma, can scan also show if and how much the cervix is dilated/dilating?

Go and meet that ur Doc for another round of examination.
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enkaydewdrop:
Awwwww...
I want horlicks...

You think horlicks will bring contractions ehn? Mbanu! Ur lo go just siddon dey use straw sip the horlicks and ask for more.

Fortius:
esof1 na winked sumborri o..i dey roll wt lafta here..she is on fire dis morrin

I don dey practice d winked laff wey I go laff when both of them finally born for July.

GenyEbere, no food pinshures this morning?

Iyabetajos, how are doing today? How's ur dh? My prayers are with you. May God strengthen you!

enkaydewdrop:
Kweeeke!!!

See how God is exposing my enemies one after the other...

Relax joor, june 27th to July 3rd is just 6 days difference.
Don't u wanna give ur dh a priceless birthday gift?
I know u can be patient for 6 days.
The Lord is your strength.

mitchyy:
Hahahahaha. You better run far far o make i nor use my belle nack you.

Infact, for this, we are throwing you to Team August. Captain britneystacy pls come and carry your new recruit.

I go nowhere. I stand firmly in July.
#teamjuly#
#teamnoporting#

OnyxGem10:
Gud morning mamas ff me thnk God oo. I was knckd dwn by a bike on friday @ second rainbow l thnk God l was knckd towards d sidewalk nd nt into d xpress Captain mitchyy l can c u really mean to abandon ship, but for who na.

July mamas i hail oo
Safe delivery to us all IJN.

Thank God for your life teamie. I'm glad you and lo are doing great.
May God's protection continually be upon us all.l

mitchyy:
See henemies!!!

You're 100% wrong. Enkay will not port, but i will port

Oya let d countdown begin.... we have 9 days to July. Chop all d pineapples from Mayfair to Ajah including d bark of d pineapple sef.
Chop trees of pawpaw.
Trek from mainland to Ajah.
You are seriously team July.

* runs out of thread.

Fortius:
@iomoge2..bet why na.

my cappo mitchyy wan really port o..hmmm...hope my teamies dey wAtch as i dey do now

I'm 100% sure mitchyy is not porting and I'm 60% sure enkaydewdrop will port to July.

goldenruby:
All these things sef can fit confuse a new mum

mitchyy:
So many teamies welcomed Ogeyfine o. Esof1, fortius, and even me sef welcomed her. She wan just unleash pregnancy hormones for my head becos she nor check her mentions

Make we welcome her again.
Our dearest ogeyfine, you are welcome. But have u paid ur dues to our accountant?

mitchyy:
I already ordered for packs of meatpie and a drum of ice cream but she said she has changed her mind. So let's pardon esof1. She nor go complain again. Lol

That's why I love my captain mitchyy . She get forgiving heart .

creamchiccb, I feel same way oh. At times I gat to support my lower abdomen with my two hands make e no go fall
The pressure on the veejay makes me pee every 1hr 30mins.
When I complained to my gynae yesterday, the man just laughed and said he tot I was gonna say I pee every 30mins.
July is around the corner, we are almost there.
May our labour not be in vein. Amen!
#teamjuly for supernatural and swift delivery#
#team olive oil#

Iyabetajos:
tnx dear God bless u all mamas on this thread.Its nt easy for me this tym around.I saw my son and was abt going home with him.pls anyone with bible verses should help me .i cnt even pray al trying my best to b strong.congrats to mamas that have put to bed

God will wipe your tears away ma.
Revelation 21:4
Psalm 34:18
John 16:23
Colossians 2:5
Psalm 147:3
Phillipians 4:6-7
2 corinthians 1:4-6
Psalms 23
Romans 8:18
2 corinthians 4:16-18
1 corinthians 15:57
Psalm 34:22
Mathew11:28
Psalms 13:2-4
Phillipians 4:13
Romans 8:28
Psalm 31:1-24.
May the lord open your spirit to the understanding of his word in Jesus name Amen!

Teegali and ebony13, tnx a lot sis!
Afraid be dey catch me. I'm happy now.

Happy birthday maureensylvia. I wish you more glorious years ahead.

CoolOne1:
. My son was 2.9kg at birth,dropped to 2.65kg after five days ,was still administered BCG.We didn't have issues handling him at all.He fed very well...@six months,he was already weighin 9.65kg..so relax..

Thanks mama

kokolet007:
I welcome my bundle of joy yesthdea evening at 3.45pm ,baby weight 3.8kg and she has been name shantel Moyinoluwa Abike.
BS later

Yaaaaaayyyy. Congrats mummy Shantel. God keep you and your lo.

soonest:
It's actually less than 2.5kg that they don't give BCG on time.
My second was 2.6kg, had him @ 37wks. So no cause for alarm

Thank you mama for this info. I can breathe now.

raptor2:
Please take it easy. Maybe hubby does want you to have a tear. And a big baby. Just relax your mind with one push the baby will come out.
You can start eating carbs.

Tnx teamie, that was what he said after I confronted him. He doesn't want tear as my muscles are very tight.

mitchyy:
You had better be thanking dh o. This same 2.2kg baby can increase to 3.2kg between now and 37 weeks. So relax abeg. My own is not even food cus i rarely eat carbs, so its probably genes cus all my brothers are huge and very tall.
If you nor like am, tell me let's exchange o.

Hehehehe, I don change mind, I won't exchange again. I'm on d petite side but dh is big. Some of our siblings are petite too.
I wish my lo won't be petite, because people always took me for a teenager even for my old age . Thanks for your encouragement

lovinam:
See you! See tear o!! You are not happy your baby is doing ok weigh wise. Oya who is your captain! Sama her with plenty meatpie and ice cream!

I was told if baby is too small, I will pass my EDD and he won't be given BCG until he's 3kg and handling him might be difficult. I'm yet to see my gynea to enlighten me sha, maybe that's why I'm worried.
Since u said he's okay weight wise, I'm relieved. Tnx ma.

ginababy:
BIRTH ALART + BIRTH STORY + THREADCUTIES.
.

TO GOD BE D GLORY. It ended in praise. It was a peaceful journey all d way.

Thank God for this good news! Congrats on the arrival of your lo. He shall be a crown to your home.
Happy vigilante

raptor2:
Good morning Mamas,
How are we all doing?
Team JULY in the building counting down seriously. .
@ Fortius mama was happening
@ Mitchyy sweet capo I see you
@ esof1 @olatebony are we ready

Team JULY with swag

Tnx for checking up on me dearie

Today is ANC. I'm not happy that my lo is 2.2kg.
By lmp, I'm 35 weeks, but with today's scan, I'm 33 weeks. I was already planning to drop my lo at 38 weeks.
I'm so angry with dh, he's been restricting me from eating what I wanted. No tea, no carbs, I eat like I'm watching my weight or I'm diabetic.
I'm going on an eating spree from now onward.
Abeg mitchyy what do u eat? lemme start eating dem.

mitchyy:
Lol @strong poop. If its like that, then i think i can try. [/b]Don't they have sth like a lubricant they can rub in the cervix, so baby can come out easily sef?[b][Lol

I can't stop laughing at the bolded. mitchyy no kee me with laff o.

zimunachimdi:
It has finally ended in praise.
He is Great and everything written
about Him is Great.

It is a BBB. Gave birth yesterday via VB.

Bs later pls.
Easy delivery to remaining june mamas and others. Congrats to those that have deliverd. God bless our los.

Congrats mumi. God bless and keep your lo

beyedew, I flip yansh and my tiny booby for you you be professor!
That couch style is da bomb, its not stressful at all. I can go on and on till d sperm wey dh get finish.

Adeime:
Good evening fam, cc July mamas I've confirmed lol sex and it's a boyyyyyyyy. Meanwhile they say amniotic fluid is too much 4 baby please I'm I supposed to be worried sabi mamas abeg advise
We're 2.64kg @ 33 weeks

Cc: soonest zaynie, lovinam, tchiwinnie, cherrymum1, Fortius, mitchyy and our mamas that have answers to this question. Make una help us answer our teamie.

fearless07:
#teamjulyforsafeandsupernaturaldelivery

This mama, where haf u been since?

raptor2:
My sweet teamie am doing great . Thanks for checking on me.
How your side. Hope you are counting down?

I'm doing well oh, except for the insomnia. I go just open eye till dawn.
To turn for bed na wahala, I'm am regular customer of toilet because of wee wee, I can wee 10 times before dawn.
My lo shud just come at 37-38weeks. I haf tired oh.