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Pls i need an advice 4rm people who once found themselves in this situation..theres this gurl i truly luvd & dated for 3yrs plus,wen we met,i told her i would luv to settle down with her when we both graduate and get a job which she obliged..our relationship was a distance one cos i skul in imo while she skuls in calabar,most tyms we dnt meet for 4-5months cos of the distance..in our 300L which was also the 3rd yr of our relationshp,i discovered sumtin i didnt like,confronted her which led to misunderstandn,she broke up wit me.i begged 4 like 5months even though she was the one guilty yet she didnt change her mind instead she was busy insulting me,telling me am nt gud enough 4 her,that she wants to marry b4 last yr(2014) runs off and doesnt need any relationshp unles marriage straight,dat i should go concentrate on my lyf and stop nurturing a relationshp.After much plea,i stopped calling though she was stil calling me 1ce in two wks or a month but she claimed she wasnt interested in gettin bak with me,dat she jst sees me as a friend..its over a yr since we broke up and since then i havnt gone into a new relationship..last wk she called to tel me she was going to write her final exam the next day,she asked when mine was (cos we were in d same level).i told her i graduated few days b4 dat day she called,she demanded to knw why i never informed her,i told her it wasnt necessary..to cut d story short,for about three days nw,she kals daily and yesterday told me she wana cum to my state to see me,jokingly said she wana cum chase away all those guls around me bla bla(may be she thinks i must hav started sumtin new wit sum1 else).though she never said her reasons 4 wanting to see me,neither has she talked about a reunion,i stil wish to see her cos i never stpd finking about her for dis past 1yr but ma fear is,i dnt knw if she just wana cum arnd,reopen my wounds then disappear so i'm yet to ok her request..i feel lyk askin wat she wants but dat myt make her think am a desperate man or i lack ladies to date,who knows she might evn tel me she aint interested in a reunion but just wana see me,such wil evn be disheartening..pls pals wats the best approach to this issue |
ebankole:i pray 4 Gods wil over my lyf be done..tanx a million sir,reali appreciate all ur help here,may God increase and reward u immensely |
Pls sir help me with this: i had a dream and saw someone i do not know,he met me in my house and was telling me that an aircraft was waiting to convey me to united states where i would help them fix a problem by repairing one of their planes which was faulty,i told him am an economist and nt an engineer so i have no idea on how to work on machines,therefore i cant go with them,he left and later came bak,this tym he was more persuasive claiming dat all their engineers had tried wat they could but was unable to rectify the fault,that they learnt am the only person that can help them,i cant recall if i left with them for U.S or not b4 waking up..couldnt undastand the dream cos in real lyf am a final yr student of Economics,have no knowledge of engineering and i hav no desire to travel out of Nigeria evn after graduating..tanx sir |
Happy new yr sir ebankole, pls help me with the interpretation of these dreams, firstly,i was in the midst of two ladies and they were trying to seduce me by cuddling/kissing me,next thing an aunt of mine came and dragged me out of their (two ladies) hands and led me to a river where a baptism was performed on my head..the river and location in my dream is exactly the same river and location where i was baptised in real life in the yr 2007...2nd dream, i saw a woman that a guy was trying to rape after he had beaten her mercilessly,i ran to her aid,picked a stick and began hitting the guy,later he didnt succeed in wat he was trying to do....3rd drm,an ex colleague of mine visited me and i askd him how he managed to get his new job,he told me he wont tel me his connections,i then told him i dnt even need anybodys connection,that at the appointed time,in due season,that God wil personally give me the kind of job my heart desires |
Dis is why i aint gona marry a celebrity or a public figure instead make i go marry chinyere for ma village..i no wan get cardiac arrest |
Picture of the brothers and ur ass rolling in the long skirt while in church OR "i dnt believe you" |
temitemi1:which lyt? U wan make dat man use em charm finish am? This one is vulnerable,u didnt read his post well? Hes a christian but not born again totally cos hes already finkin about shagging the native doc. Pikin |
Make una deceive unaself,vagina wey don slack,wide,lose etc wil always remain so no mata wetin u rub am especially the ones of those ladies who wets excessively..it wil only appear tight the time a dick is about entering,once u thrust two/three tyms,u go know say de tin wide lyk lagos-ibandan express high way |
Kissing in a brotherly/sisterly way aint bad but why u need to avoid it is cos by the time u kiss,ur urge to bleep wil be very intense and b4 u say tummy-tummy,ur hand wil slip inside de babe panties,u wont even remember wat u believe in again til ur dick is in cos u'r on heat,then after climaxing,guilt wil be urs |
Nukilia:case closed |
PastorKun:pastor cannot force u to pay tithe cos u aint giving it to them and 4 ur info,GOD instructed us to pay tithes..go read malachi 3:8-12 |
andyanders:hahahaha they are doing santa and children show,doz men na fada xmas |
ifeness:gudluck |
amichaelz101:the ministry is moving.. |
chysam:to any word of God which one fails to obey,theres always a punishment,it may or may not be a curse,the apostles represented christ,a true pastor represents christ and nobody can represent jesus and levites at the same time,deep down in ur hrt,u know the one u represent |
B4 u expect her to say "i'v cheated on my husband b4".. Mtchew,ladies wey i know since 1106 wil cheat and swear wit lagos ibadan expres high way,knowing too well nothin wil happen to them |
Chose Godly friends, chose friends who can rebuke you when you do something wrong, chose friends you can learn from, chose friends who you want to be like |
(1)RECOGNITION=Recognise that only God gives. (2)RESPONSE=Respond to God in giving..(3)RELATIONSHIP=Enter into a relationship with God. (4)APPRECIATION=By being grateful to God for his benevolence |
1. Because ur help comes 4rm God(psalm 121) 2. Because your future is in his hands 3. Because ur provision is in his hands(phillipians 4:19) 4. Because God will never leave u stranded 5. Because he is the maker of the way |
voltron:dnt mock God and avoid speeches that wil incure Gods wrath on u |
Sometimes,in some situations,its a bit difficult to dictate the voice of the holy ghost,pls for those who are strongly spiritually inclined,can u tell me/us the easiest ways to know when the holy spirit of God is ministering/talking to you especially when u want to take a decision,embark on a journey,chose btw two things e.t.c without making a mistake in going for the wrong voice or ending up mistaking the voice of the devil as that of the holy spirit...admin,if possible,help push this to the front page,i reali need a true clarification on this matter |
Governor rochas anayo okorocha has finally stepped down for buhari...source=vanguard news |
I got two mails,the 1st had another person's name,and the 2nd mail read i should disregard the 1st name,password and username successfully generated in less than 2mins |
chai,i got all dis signs wen i was datin one calabar gul wey break my hrt,i was so naive & blinded wit stupid luv dat i couldnt do anytin.sadly she dumped ma ass,wish i can turn bak the hands of time |
ebankole:thank u sir,may God giv u more auction to function |
My oga ebankole,help me with these drms: I saw me and my dad in big fine upstair belonging to me and the house is upto 16 storey building,we entered into the elevator to take us to the kitchen,later on i took him to a place where we took injections with lots of heafty men following us,i think they were my security personnels cos it appears i was a notable and over wealthy society man in dat dream, sum1 asked why the injection,told him it was for strength cos i am taking my dad out for sum jugging,after that,i found myself either reading the bible myself or i was listenin to sum1 ministering and readin a bible passage 2 me(cant recall exactly which),also saw my younger bro in a hurry preparing to travel to his new base one friday evening cos his name came out as one of the newly admitted students at uniyo and he needed to resume the next day but in real life,the guy has began lectures as a 100L student at futo....2ndly,people my sister knows not keeps telling her in her dreams that the man shes courting is married with kids but in real life shes has verified and didnt find anytin which shows the guy is married,she also confronted the guy and he swore with the main road that he isnt married yet the drm keeps reoccuring |
ebankole:sir,honestly i respect u/ur words,tell wat kind of price do i need to pay? How did i go wrong? I engaged the lady,we promised each other marriage after graduating from de university,we dated for 3yrs plus and last yr she said she no longer wants me in her life for reasons best known to her,i begged,cried,told her how much i want to spend my life wit her,after begging for 5months,she didnt take me bak instead she was busy insulting me verbally,i had to let go,dis yr i went to her,took back my engagement ring and disposed it cos keeping it wil be givin me memories since i luvd her so much..wat do u advise i do pls? |
Pls sir ebankole,help me with the interpretation of this terrifying dream.. My ex came to visit me(we aint 2geda & dnt talk even on phone again in real life),when she got to my house,i sneaked out without notifying her,she noticed i'v gone out,called my cell phone to verify where i went to,then i told her i would be back in a jiffy and wil tel her where i went o wen i return,later on,i saw myself around my home town carrying a coffin in a bicycle which had sum1 who was already decaying/smelling inside,i later dropped it on the road and handed it over to sum1 else who offered to help me, i paid him to convey it to its destination,at 1st i thought i had only two hundred naira in my pocket and was worried over how to pay the person,surprisingly when i brought out my wallet,i found uncountable no of naira notes,i paid the guy, had sum balance and hurried to meet my ex who was waiting,was stil in a place dat luks like a track road,was scared of seeing coffin again so i began singin "God makes a way,where theres no way,later i wasnt able to meet ma ex b4 waking up,though i prayed wen i woke up,am a bit scared of de dream cos i couldnt understand it |
Chai,why must it be today wey mou pity mikel put am for pitch,em go blame am 4 this loss,may be after today's game,he wont play again til the end of his contract *sobbing* |
See question, they are entertaining ur eyes!! Tell me u dnt enjoy staring at their cleavages |
Thank God i ate b4 dis match,wenger and his players aint gona succeed in makin me starve to9t |
Or did he ask his representatives to collect tithes on his behalf? If pastors represent christ why are they then claiming to represent Levites to justify their tithe collection? Is that not obtaining by false pretence A.K.A 419?