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RomanceRe: How Can I Stop My Affair With My Neighbour? by esonuu(m): 12:26pm On Mar 07, 2016
Relocate..in as much as u'r in dat compound,u cant quit..lots of reason wont let u e.g konji dat wil cum wen no one else wil be vry close to cure it except her,sumtyms u'l feel lonely and d 1st person ur mind wil signal u to kal is her since shes close, lastly,u see her almost evry day,sumtyms wen shes on bumshorts or home outfits dat reveals her assets,i dnt need to remind u wat else gona happen
EducationRe: I Scored 260 In Jamb But I'm Very Sure I Deserved More by esonuu(m): 9:22pm On Mar 03, 2016
chinchum:
Another bullshit, i didnt remember writing that you wrote he should fail cos others did.

Whatever score he had, if he feels he deserves more, there ought to be way to channel that grievance,and that should be the discourse.

Get it, Whatever has human intervention is subject to error . I didnt see where the young man boasted, it might have come across to you as a boast, he wrote that he typically scores avg of 45/50 in maths, which is a valid assessment of himself, so if all of a sudden it looks like a boast to you, check yourself ! His performance should be independent of others. what if with his 260 he fails to get admission, because of others with higher scores?
ooh he didnt boast,u didnt read his subsequent comment where he said jamb should go to hell with their +40 tins,dat he has ALL it takes to excel...wat do u kal dat? Bottom line is "pride goeth b4 fall",he should quit boasting,if u aint hapi wit dat,pls do d needful by hugging d nearest wet transformer*case closed*
EducationRe: I Scored 260 In Jamb But I'm Very Sure I Deserved More by esonuu(m): 8:41pm On Mar 03, 2016
chinchum:
Bullshiit ! So, because others are scoring below 200 and he had 260, he had no right to be grieved about his scores? What kind of backward thinking is thishuh

Were the scores awarded by throwing dice that you think he ought to be greatful. The young dude has put lots of effort and he feels he is being shortchanged.
Do u know why my grand father lived long? Cos he reads,understand b4 commenting.. I cant remember saying he should fail cos others did..i told him he should be grateful cos due to system failure and other stuffs,many couldnt ans all question..2ndly he should stp boasting of how intelligent he is and give God his glory..3rdly he should stp claiming dat jamb marked him down cos am sure nobody did,wat he scored is what he got..objective questions seems easy to pass but people most time fails it easily even wen they fink they wrote well..Dude next tym,undastnd sum1 b4 u start pouring out ur ill-mannered words
EducationRe: I Scored 260 In Jamb But I'm Very Sure I Deserved More by esonuu(m): 8:12pm On Mar 03, 2016
Humans and their pride+ingratitude.. Others are scoring below 200,u got 260,to thank God is even difficult for u,u are here bragging about u having all it takes to excel academically, u claim jamb marked u down,who even said u cant mistakenly click on wrong options while trying to click on the ryt one u already know,Mr, nobody is above mistake,evn professors sumtyms makes cheap mistakes..jamb didnt mark u down,my kid sis who has never used a computer b4,shes a novice and dis is her 1st tym of sitting 4 jamb,shes yet to write waec but she wrote dis jamb and scored 269..why didnt jamb mark her down..pls drop ur ego,stop bragging about knowing maths bla bla, learn to give God glory and stp acting like u get tins done through ur power
RomanceRe: Rare But Important Virtues That Can Only Be Found In Village Girls by esonuu(m): 7:46pm On Feb 28, 2016
Village guls of dis 21st century go even give u plenty styles pass city guls,e beta i marry city gul wey don bleep two/three men cum change than one village gul who wil act lyk she knws nothing,wen i go to work,she will go abt having sex wit small boiz
Jobs/VacanciesWho Knows This Company by esonuu(op): 12:31am On Feb 19, 2016
Pls anybody with useful information regarding this firm "wider perspective ltd"..got an invite for an interview in one of her branches in ph,sadly i know nothing about them..just want to know how good/genuine the firm is.tanx comrades
PoliticsRe: NLC Shuts Government House Owerri by esonuu(m): 6:06pm On Feb 10, 2016
Ikedi ohakim wil be like "ndi imo,una don see am? Una fink say na to pursue me go solve una problem
RomanceRe: What My Bro Did To An Ex (classic Blast) by esonuu(m): 9:48am On Feb 07, 2016
yaqq:
d funny thing is that he actually went to meet d gurl who was waitn 4 a public transport, jst to av d opportunity 2 blast her because of 1988 car! am jst imagining if d bro got G-wagon 2016, he ll crush her 2 death na! There re both stl tripn 4 gurl
tripping na understatement..i doubt if dat tiny light camry stil has a new one(tear rubber),am sure na tokunbo d guy bought or na doz 4th hand use wey no get A.C again(250/300k).if na me,shame go even catch me..he doesnt knw if the gul is dating/married to one senator already,he doesnt knw if d gul already has a car,perhaps decided to go wit commercial bus dat day..dat guy must be frm Anambra..thank God d gul went outta his car,dat shows she has respect 4 herself unlike sum cheap guls who would hav started saying tins lyk "its nt like dat,uche pls dnt talk lyk dis,i didnt dump u,jst wanted to give u space so u can focus,stil luv u and never stpd finking abt u
RomanceRe: What My Bro Did To An Ex (classic Blast) by esonuu(m): 9:18am On Feb 07, 2016
Did she beg 4 a lift? Why d humiliation? Does ur bro have upto 20m in his account? Does he have meaningful investments or he jst got 900k,then ran and bought 1998 model camry,wat if (GOD FORBID), he gets broke again tomorrow and meets this same woman again? Pls tel him to quit acting childish..the truth is,evrybody wants the best,evry woman wants money jst like all guys wants a woman wit big ass,hips,boobs and if their babe lacks doz tins,she faces competition in dat relationshp..sum guls wil pretend they'r ok wit u even if u'r broke but at ur bak,they wil sleep with other guys to get the cash for their needs but some wil break up wit u totally cos they dnt wana settle for less,i prefer doz ones than the ones who wil be wit u in ur state of brokenes & also be shagging arnd jst to pay her bills..pls make una leave the poor gul,she took a decision she thought was best 4 her jst lyk ur bro would do if he finds a woman who has wat dat gul doesnt
RomanceRe: What My Bro Did To An Ex (classic Blast) by esonuu(m): 9:01am On Feb 07, 2016
yaqq:
ur bro is really immature, u don't flog a girls wt talks u do it by being silence! if ur bro lift her n jst keep quite all through n drop her. wt jst a smile, ds would av send a better message dt she ll jst. feel like killin hersef
u are a man,one bottle of moet 4 u...dat kinda treatment/silence wil send a mesg lyk "u can see am better nw than wen we were together and unfortunately i dnt even need u again"
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid's Ex-girlfriend, Sophie Rammal Weds (photo) by esonuu(m): 4:05pm On Jan 29, 2016
Dis is why we aint suppose to kill ourselves over failed relationships..Now wizkid is stil happily single and wont even marry any time soon,assuming dis lady was still wit him,she would stil be single while rendering matrimonial services to that boy with little or no hope of him paying her dowry in future
RomanceRe: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by esonuu(m): 8:00pm On Dec 29, 2015
One part of me doubts the authenticity of dis story,a jealous spiritual hubby cum serpent wil bite and disappear ASAP, 2ndly, did u remove ur boxer,trouser and sat on d floor wit a bare ass? Na u be babe? Ur trouser no get zip?..mehn, if dis story is true,u get mind oo cos if i sleep wit a gul,no church or prayer for two/three days cos of guilt let alone doing dat rubbish within church premises,e go do me like say thunder go strike me from heaven
Christianity EtcRe: Biblical Week Indicates The Second Coming Of Christ To Be Between 2030 - 2035 by esonuu(m): 12:15pm On Dec 20, 2015
Let them kip deceiving themselves,christ told d disciples signs they wil see which wil show them dat his 2nd coming is near,he went further to tel them dat knw one knws when it wil be,not even him but only the father knws
CelebritiesRe: When Flavour Sees Miss World 2015 Coming Out (Photo) by esonuu(m): 11:19am On Dec 20, 2015
All ma ladies here be like "i blame doz guls,i cant fall 4 him blah blah" jst cos in their mind they knw they might never meet him in person til they die so its impossible for him to woo them..my naija ladies can lie,pretend and form like say their lives depends on it..i jst dey observe them wit one eye closed
RomanceRe: Guys And Their 'come To My House' Annoying Talk by esonuu(m): 11:59pm On Dec 19, 2015
Na cum to Mr biggs u wan hear bah,so dat u go eat evry kobo d poor guy has in his wallet,e no go work 4 u..pls go to his huz,eat indomie wit orobo(dat big coke),then watch cartoon,if sumtin else happen,na d guy luck
FamilyRe: Immigration Officer’s Wife Battered For Shunning Love Advances by esonuu(m): 10:49am On Dec 18, 2015
A man tore ur clothes,touched ur breasts,held u hostage 4rm around 6pm-2am (solid 8hrs in the same locked room) b4 the police arrived,the man was also unclad while the woman wrapped herself with bed sheet yet they claim the man didnt succeed..The truth is,since the hubby to this woman is an officer/public figure and the woman also holds a vital position in a known big sch,he/she cant bear the shame of letting the public know his wife was raped..Chai, just wondering hw many rounds dis man must have gone wit her b4 the police came..why wil a sch even send sum1 to beg parents b4 they pay dia wards sch bills? Normal procedure is,wen they drive ur kids away cos of unpaid fees,d parent wil cum to d sch,nt the other way round
FamilyRe: I Am In A Dilemma by esonuu(m): 8:14am On Dec 18, 2015
Closeness breeds affection,u myt get to love the 2nd lady after marriage but d problem is,she seems to me lyk a career woman,wil she hav tym 4 u/ur kids tomorrow?(dat depends if u'r d type dat loves a woman spendn quality tym wit u), my advice: postpone taking either of them to ur mum til next yr.if u've gat enough cash,set up a new gud biz for the 1st lady,watch hw she can handle it(make sure its money u can 4get cos dis is gambling),also try working on developing feelns towards d 2nd lady,within the next 6 months,u wil be able to decide whom d cap fits..NOTE: try knw d level of sincerity,homely attitude and faithfulnes the two hav,doz tins matas a lot too
FamilyRe: ‘my Wife Is So Smelly, Dirty I Can’t Sleep With Her’ - Husband Tells Court by esonuu(m): 6:44pm On Dec 17, 2015
De only reason why dis man is angry is cos d wife parties a lot,may be em don dey suspect say oda men helps him tak kia of her sexually...dis is wat happens wen u marry ur daughters age mate
RomanceRe: She Has Helped Me A Lot But All She Wants Is Marriage by esonuu(m): 3:35pm On Dec 17, 2015
If u were in her shoes,wud u be hapi if u spend ur resources,tym e.t.c and at d end u get dumped,u allowed a lady to rent an apartment 4 u,clothe and feed u,she also chosed been wit u in ur state of joblessnes despite her havin a job and also seeing rich dudes wit already made cash and here u're asking questions,dnt evn dare dump her cos she doesnt need to speak a word over ur lyf,law of karma wil jst locate u by itsef and then u wil blame witches in ur village
RomanceRe: My 24-yr-old Friend Wants To Date A 16-yr Old Girl by esonuu(m): 11:50am On Dec 17, 2015
ccollins:
did I hear you say 23,24 ,25 at that age.. you will regret marrying such women because her innocence has disappeared then and are so dumb not to know most girls at that age already have many boyfriends before and are defiled already.. what you say is very disgusting
Mr,hw am i dumb,wat did i say dats disgusting? I presume u dnt evn knw the meaning of the word "dumb and disgusting".. did i say he should marry her at those age bracket i mentioned,i'm tryn to tel dis guy nt to date dat little gul cos shes too young and knws nothing yet therefore she can accept dis guy today and wen she fully becums a woman,wen her eyes must have opened(within those age brackets i mentioned),her choices wil change cos she has started seeing lots of guys wit oda qualities she myt prefer..next time i advice u read and understand a comment properly b4 u start quoting sum1 and pls if u cant quote without using careless/insulting words,jst dnt bother quoting me cos u myt nt be able to take d heat wen i lose my cool*NO HARD FEELINGS*
RomanceRe: I Need Help Fast! I Keep Falling In Love With The Wrong Guys by esonuu(m): 8:11pm On Dec 16, 2015
U aint falling in luv,u jst get infatuated wit doz guys cos of one quality or d other which u saw in them,it did happen to me more dan 5 tyms..infatuation is always intense,u feel like u gona die without dat person,u mistake it 4 love but at d end,it aint...giv ursef sum time,try startn tins wit sum1 as frnds,dnt rush it,tak ur time,study him,get to knw wat/hw he feels towards u b4 u nw start dating/courting..it worked 4 me,a lady i told openly dat we cannever date,after two and half yrs of being jst frnds,nw we are dating and doz tins i dnt do for oda guls i dated or did out of pretense,nw i do it for dis one willingly without expectn sex or any pay bak 4rm her.GOODLUCK HONEY
RomanceRe: My 24-yr-old Friend Wants To Date A 16-yr Old Girl by esonuu(m): 5:56pm On Dec 16, 2015
Dat gul is stil a minor,she knws nothing abt love/life,she can accept ur frnd nw cos of one silly reason,e.g "i like d way he laughs,he speaks gud english,hes handsome,he has money e.t.c BUT the moment she gets to the age of 23,24,25(wen her flower fully blossoms),her choices wil begin to change,she myt nt fancy ur frnd or his kinda lyf again cos shes grown into a woman and by then ur frnd wil start saying tins like "women are ungrateful,after all dis yrs,tym resources,emotions e.t.c,..only 2 out of hundred ladies wil become full grown adults and stil stick to the choices they made as a teenager in terms of relationship.tel ur frnd nt to dig his own grave by himsef cos the hrtbrk dis gul wil give him in future,he myt nt survive it
CareerWho Knows This Firm by esonuu(op): 11:51am On Dec 15, 2015
Dear nairalanders,i got this text for an interview from a company i havent heard of,the text reads thus "Based on Ur applicatn OWS plc invites You for a CHAT with the BDM on Wed 16/12/15 by 11am at 21 Osuigwe Lane Umuna Orlu,Imo state. Ref: GE.Call 09090382949..i cant remember dropping any application with any OWS firm,i dnt evn knw wat they are into,tried googling it but nothing meaningful came up..pls i would appreciate ur candid response(from anyone who knws the firm)..i want to be sure so that i dont waste my resources unnecessarily..thank u
CelebritiesRe: Actor Dede One Day Is Dead - Puo Reports by esonuu(m): 4:02pm On Dec 14, 2015
Cud dis be true? I saw dis guy on saturday at my cousin's child dedication ceremony(barr. Charles Esonu,Abia state PDP secretary) where he was crackn his jokes as the M.C...Dis lyf is in deed nothing
RomanceRe: Man Dies In Lagos Hotel After Marathon Group Sex by esonuu(m): 12:38pm On Dec 12, 2015
Evrybody dey claim say dem no knw wetin kil am,make una no vex,na me kill am..but wats up wit our men,Na wa oo,man get wife for house wit kids and he is stil messing arnd,GOD help me,wen i marry i cant dare such,evn if the woman isnt gud in bed,na to teach her d little i knw
CareerRe: OANDO Staff Appeal For Support And Urgent Intervention In The Mass Sacking by esonuu(m): 12:37pm On Dec 10, 2015
Its a pity but dis wnt stp me from forwarding my resume to all the oil companies my leg can carry me to
EducationRe: OAU Stops Automatic Employment For First Class Graduates by esonuu(m): 10:31pm On Dec 09, 2015
HighIQ:
It's not a big deal o. They will get a new job somewhere else. To get first class from Oba Awon University OAU, no be beans. No employer go dull himself o. Seeing a first class OAU graduate make u jump on am sharp sharp. Don't loose that opportunity in your company o
1st class academically doesnt mean he/she can perform official duties more dat ppl wit upper/lower credit..sum ppl jst read to make gud grades in sch
CareerRe: I Sent The Wrong Salary Schedule To The Bank by esonuu(m): 8:28pm On Dec 09, 2015
Am sure those accs are salary acc which the company opened for their staffs and hav full access to,wat happened to reversal of wrongly posted transactions which banks does on individuals let alone employees working wit d same firm,why cant ur firm wait til dec to debit/credit where necessary or those employees are no longer with the firm, sum firm and their rubbish..oga,settle dis issues tro litigations if u hav wat it takes,its unprofessional to pay for salary ur fellow staffs who are stil active in ur organisation receive wen the mistake can be corrected easily.Also begin luk for new job cos ur name is already in the black book and sooner or later u'l be sacked..
RomanceRe: You Don't Love Him/her, If You Haven't Shared Atleast Two Of These. by esonuu(m): 9:59am On Dec 06, 2015
queenfav:
All except facebook password.
chai,wise babe..many cockroach wil be in dat cupboard
Christianity EtcRe: Let's Not Cultivate That Habit Of Replacing Christ With X by esonuu(m): 9:45am On Dec 06, 2015
My spiritual father pastor praise okpo(of the blessed memory) said dis last yr december,dat its satanic for christians to be using X in place of christ,i believed him..the problem nw is dat it has eaten deep into our minds,evn wen u try nt to say xmas,u end up hearing dat word coming out unconsciously 4rm ur mouth(demerit of over abbreviation).. GOD help us
CareerRe: The Hard Truth About Your Salary by esonuu(m): 9:55pm On Dec 03, 2015
.vry correct..abeg wat kinda biz can one do,and any idea where i can get a loan without collateral cos i dnt hav start up capital
CareerRe: The Hard Truth About Your Salary by esonuu(m): 9:54pm On Dec 03, 2015
hahn:
I got this from facebook and thought it is worth sharing..vry correct..abeg wat kinda biz can one do,and any idea where i can get a loan without collateral cos i dnt hav start up capital



Source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10208363981207537&id=1545267988

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