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msmon:
http://tribune.com.ng/component/k2/item/22777-why-you-should-sleep-naked

dont worry,keep sleeping unclad til a day when robbers wil visit u or u hear "evrybody run oo,house is on fire"..na so u go ring bell run comot

Joel3:
goshen, if u claim to be followers of christ you should do the same. If any man perform miracles in christ name without any other name or any intentional means in is heart he is among us. the fact that your heart is free you are not adding other name you are in christ afterall god created all things. Christ says your sins are forgiving and men of god today emulate that saying by telling sinner that their sins are forgiving. na you tell me who has authority to forgive sin? did christ instruct this saying in the bible? the jews hated christ for this as they believe its only god that forgive sin. but the apostle follow this teaching because christ says do as i do. if you have faith you can do greater things and can say to this mantian be thou remove. the bible is a spiritual book and one need to understand some wise spiritual things not just the physical reading

pls if u do enter any church building,jst stop cos ur presence in any church wil desecrate it and send de holy spirits away..egg and money are meant 4 sacrifice to the gods.remember one of the ten commandments "thou shall have no other god b4 me"..i pray 4 God to forgive u for tryin to mislead his children

Hmmm i see people kneel down all alone for 1,2,3 hours,thats minus the time they already spent in bible reading and singing of song,they are not even pastors,most times i even ask myself these questions "what has he/she been saying? I thought the bible said we should avoid heaping of empty phrases or repeatition of words when praying? Isnt him repeating words all this while?..few times i even tried to kneel and pray for 30mins,i couldnt except when am in church and the prayer section began,u cant watch while others pray,u gats to force ursef to prolong ur prayer..my question is,what are the benefits of praying for hours and how can one develop that attitude without repeatin words

Abeg who read am finish? Passin jare

donsalvy:
Gold abi? But the streets of heaven are paved with gold. If I sell any of these good things and then bring the tithe to the church with a cheerful heart, God go reject?

u fink God is hungry and therefore accepts all offering and tithe? If u like play pool or steal (directly or indirectly) then bring the 10% of it to God,na curse u dey bring upon urself

firstEVA:
He just bought another car, isn't he suppose to give me one, is it that he doesn't genuinely love me or he's just being selfish.

ur man? As in husband or just someone u'r dating? If u are already married to him,its nt wrong for him to giv u a car,if he fails to,dat doesnt mean he is selfish cos there are beta tins he can do 4 u,car aint evrytin BUT if u aint his wife yet,babe u'r de one selfish here by expectn a car 4rm him,may be wen u get it,one small rat (anoda bf)sumwhere wil use it to learn how to drive..Seriously,a lady shudnt expect even a recharge card 4rm sum1 she isnt married to,lemi do de calling after all am nt ur dad and u pay me no salary

cokacoola:
dear romancelander i need a serious advice on this matter,
i have been dating this girl for 2weeks now' i love her much but my problem is that anytime we finish kissing she will start crying.. this has happen 5times now and i ask but she didt give me any convincing anser pls i need mature advice on this!!!!

u've dated 4 two weeks and u are already in love? U are either infatuating or lusting after her,...any way there are three reasons why she behaves dat way,one out of these is d reason behind her action (1)shes doing wat she knows its a sin b4 God and she aint hapi wit that...(2)may be shes cheating either on u or on sum1 else (3)she might have suffered a hrtbrk b4 and its yet to get over her ex

This poster is high on dope,GO read ur bible and tell me what God said about procreation,was God crazy when he gav us dat instruction?had it been ur dad didnt marry ur mom, u for dey nairaland today? Lemi giv u reasons why u need to marry......(1)Marriage wil make u live a responsible life,except those who have vowed dat no one wil occupy de front row seat in hell fire unles them..(2)95% or more of single guys cant avoid sexual immorality so Marriage wil help u obey Gods word which says "thou shall not commit adultery/fornication unles u're de type that the devil has ordained to live in sin 4ever, (3)GODs word wil always cum to pass,it cant go void so marrying wil help u fulfil his words about procreation (4)A tym cums when ur parents wil age and die,ur siblings wil go to their respective destination and might not even remember u,dat time if u'v gat no new family which is ur wife and kids,if u like,sleep at the club or bar,lonelines wil kill u... (5)That ur mistress,love peddler or maid u'l hire to take kia of ur chores wil kil u one day jst to enlope with ur asset/cash but a wife wont fink of such cos u're her pride unles when u marry the wrong woman/jezebel...(6)without marrying,u wont be complete even if u're richer than bill gate (7)without marriage,u'll be regarded as a fool especially in igbo land and wil not be allowed to lead ur people,tell me any governor or president without a first lady

Pls sir ebankole,help me with this dream,lately i keep seein my Ex who i was engaged to for 3yrs plus,we promised & hoped to marry each other after our degree programmes but she broke up wit me last yr for reasons best known to her,recently i see her in my drms where we end up quareling wit each other,its either she does sometin that doesnt pls me or sumtin else wil cos a misunderstanding btw us in the dream,i'v been tryin to ignore de drm since it has to do with my past but the dream keepings repeating itself,am sure God is trying to reveal something to me but i cant just comprehend what it is.... SECONDLY, wat could be the meaning of me visiting a family in the drm,they live in an upstair that is very high,either 3 or 4 storey building and i was so scared to fall when i was climbing up/down cos of the height and nature of the stairs which wasnt properly built,it was kind of sloppy,looking like sumtin that wil slip off ones feet when u step on it and the family served me food which i didnt eat til i left their house(tanx 2 God cos i dnt lyk eating in d dream), i dnt even kno this family i visited in real life except their son whom i do see in real life arnd my street but we dont know or talk to each other..GOD bless u sir

ebankole:
Esonuu
Ok,let me brk it down.
The reason u don't know the said gal in real life is because u don't see her as a potential wife for u.
But God won't lie,he said there's som1 now that u knw but to u doesn't exist but to God,he's sayin that said person u dnt consider real is a potential wife,som1 who wil go extra miles for u.
Get now?

tanx so much sir,may God giv u the auction to function more IJN Amen

ebankole:
Esonuu
1,if only u cn draw close 2 God &begin to pray,he wnt to help u,infact,he himsef is askin u to com now.(dis means,u ar few of d fovored 1's)

2,None is perfect bt wat u ar tinkin abt dat gal is wat it is,she's a potential wife.Bt humble ursef b4 her pple

3.you will rejoice soon but dnt let pride ruined wat God has for u.

... Sir,in respect of the 2nd dream interpretation,i havent seen d gul in ma dream in real life,havent seen her face b4 and in real life,i am not dating any lady,de gul i luvd so much and hoped to marry in future left me last yr after dating her for 3yrs plus and since then i havent gone into any relationship,presently i have jst a female friend(casual) and i dnt hav strong feelings 4 her cos she isnt de type i luv dating in terms of physical qualities and am yet to 4get about my ex,pls throw more light so i can understand u more.tanx

She wants to buy a new gold handbag,bracelet and necklace...mtchew

Pls sirs,help me with the meaning of this drms (Phase 1)in my dream,it was like i was talkin wit sum1 but i never saw the person,all i heard was a voice which said "call upon God,hold him by his words and see if he"ll ever forsake u.... (Phase 2)i visited a female friend,in the dream she seems to be a gud frnd of mine but i'v never met or see her face in real life,she had other visitors who came after me,she walk round her street looking 4 where to get sumtin 4 me,her dad sat and was chatting wit me,told me it was getting late and i could pass the night at their place,i told him no,its like i had a problem with him on my last visit cos he said i can apologise to him so that he would forget everytin that happened last time,i told him i wont cos i dont lik saying sorry but i did say it to him that day but he refused acceptin it, later the gul returned wit a meat pie and bottle of fanta,she didnt get anytin 4 de other visitors,i later carried a child 4rm one of her visitors,was playing wit the little boy,askin him his name,he told me he has no name,evry1 began laughing,then i told him i was going to give him a name that day,in real life,i rarely touch peoples kid.....(phase 3) i went for an occassion,it looks like a convocation or award night,cant say which one but the building was crowded,i saw sum groups rehearsing for their singing and dancing presentation,they were calling names and if u hear urs,u dance 4rm ur seat to where u wil collect sumtin dat looks lyk a certificate,later i was told to get ready cos they will call my name soon,i was just worried and was asking my sef how am gona dance cos am shy and dont know how to dance even in real life

Gorgeous58:
Interesting... With his wack songs and wack lyrics, females still jump on him? Anyways, illiterates full Naija together with people wey no sabi music.

..wack is an understatement,4 all em tracks,na only eye ye ye,spiritual,ya gul, small pikin stil dey wori d boi

ebankole:
In conclusion
Esonuu

These are the termite,destiny withdral.
These goes to all out there who sees nothing wrong in womazing about.

The reason why none cud help tells that every man for himself we all go to church to have encounter with the saviour not pastor.
Well,given ur life has payed off as the lord has answered ur prayers

...tanx Boss,really appreciate ur assistance,i pray God helps me so i wont return to ma old way of living,i know womanizing/fornication isnt gud,and to stay away entirely 4rm it,is sumtin that is very difficult,evn when u dnt want,temptation wil be here and there but with the help of the holy spirit,i can be able to avoid dat which breaks Gods hrt

Pls sir ebankole,been scared and worried over this dream,help me wit d meaning,though i couldnt even remember it all when i woke up but the little i remembered was dat i saw masef in d dream with countles numerous number of ladies who were dragging me,lyk trying to touch me(jst de way people drags a musician wen he climbs off stage),later on, i saw my sef in a church,a lady was seated already on one seat,i joined her and after awhile,two other ladies came and sat on the same seat, duno hw it happened but they(3ladies) attacked me,their eyes were even glowing,it was as if they are agents,i began praying,quoting some bible verses,at a time i felt a burning sensation on my palms,it was lyk fire came out 4rm ma hands and after much tussle,de three ladies fell flat on d floor(NOTE=none of the members in d church came to my aid when all these was happening,they all stood 4rm afar lyk people who were tensed and was watching)

Applied yesterday but yet to receive any mail,how long does it take b4 they send a mail after d application

Fellow nairalanders,pls can anyone help me with an idea on how to regain access to my facebook account which keeps saying "my account is temporarily unavailable" for over two days now,i'v tried resetting the password,submitted some information they requested for yet i stil get the same message each time i try logging in...i'v used this account for years now wit lots of important contacts,cant bear to lose it/begin creating a new one..tanx pals 4 ur anticipated helpful tips

ebankole:
1
Its normal to miss ur friends.

2
Always make decision base on ur own judgment dnt be intimidated

3
If you ex come back to u accept her.
The lord said she's the right woman that's if she choose to come back.
U seem to be expectant of her,u &desire might come true soon.

@Esonuu

..u jst said d truth,i really want her back but one part of me says i shouldnt take her back if she comes back for hurting me and tossing all i gav to her in the trash but the better part of me says i should accept her if she cums bak, its already a yr since she left,yet i stil luv her,cant stop thinking about her,she stil calls to hear from me at least twice a week,i'v warned her to stop calling but she refused listening,i've even prayed severally,asking God to make her stop calling my line and help me 4get about her if shes not the right one for me,til now we stil talk and i havent been able to go into a new relationshp,move on or have the mind to stop taking her call,WHAT if she doesnt cum back? Does that mean am goin to settle down wit a wrong person 2moro cos i kno there can only be one right person 4 each and evry1 of us

Gudmorning my oga at the top,pls help me intereprete these drms DREAM 1=i was watching football with few of my senior colleagues whom i worked with when i was with one consulting firm(note,we all lost the job about two years ago when the company's contract wit the state govt expired,and we havent met each other again since then,majority of us havent even gotten another job since then.... DREAM 2=in my dream,i joined a group,i dont even know wat the group was all about and there were many people there..there was pandemonium cos people from the other group wasnt happy cos i didnt join their own group,most of them were yelling and calling me to come to their own group... DREAM 3=I was with an ex whom i dated for over 3yrs before she broke up wit me last yr for reasons best known to her.in the dream,i was waiting for her somewhere and soon,a cab dropped her..when she alighted,we held each other & i brought out her hair band which i was with,i showed her the stuff & told her i felt like been with all her things..she smiled and asked if am planning to have a baby,we later went to a place to check for her exam center,its like she registered for neco but in real life shes a final yr student in university,later on we went to a church holding each others hand,there i saw a large crowd and my former boss was the pastor of the church,my ex and i sat and i began telling her how many kids i want and she was telling me am not the one to decidde,that as a woman,it was her duty to decide...tanx sir and sori 4 d long text

Gudmorning my oga at the top,pls help me intereprete these drms DREAM 1=i was watching football with few of my senior colleagues whom i worked with when i was with one consulting firm(note,we all lost the job about two years ago when the company's contract wit the state govt expired,and we havent met each other again since then,majority of us havent even gotten another job since then.... DREAM 2=in my dream,i joined a group,i dont even know wat the group was all about and there were many people there..there was pandemonium cos people from the other group wasnt happy cos i didnt join their own group,most of them were yelling and calling me to come to their own group... DREAM 3=I was with an ex whom i dated for over 3yrs before she broke up wit me last yr for reasons best known to her.in the dream,i was waiting for her somewhere and soon,a cab dropped her..when she alighted,we held each other & i brought out her hair band which i was with,i showed her the stuff & told her i felt like been with all her things..she smiled and asked if am planning to have a baby,we later went to a place to check for her exam center,its like she registered for neco but in real life shes a final yr student in university,later on we went to a church holding each others hand,there i saw a large crowd and my former boss was the pastor of the church,my ex and i sat and i began telling her how many kids i want and she was telling me am not the one to decidde,that as a woman,it was her duty to decide...tanx sir and sori 4 d long text

vizkiz: i guess she was busy trying to give her life some meaning while guys were trying to woo her.

To me, that's the best thing to do...make a meaning outta your life instead of relying on some dude.

..really a gud fin to do but it appears when they achieve those goals,men starts avoiding them,guess it has to do with the "i'm not her class" of a thing

Why is it that ladies who have achieved lots of things most times gets deserted by men..for instance,u'll see a lady with an M.sc,occupies an enviable position in a firm,owns her own car,has more than enough cash,lives in a flat/her personal house but has no hubby or serious date instead married men would be the ones asking her out..do guys feel intimidated by such ladies?.. To my single buddies,can u marry such kinda lady?