₦airaland Forum

Mehn,no 10 is damn correct..yesterday i caught one guy staring at a lady's bum(nt his fault though cos wat the babe had behind was much for one person to have),the guy noticed i was luking at him,smiled and walked close to me 4 a handshake..d way guys admires baes ass,stil trying to fathom the connection btw a man's eye and a woman's ass,may be better part of d rib that was taken 4rm Adam was used in decorating lady's nyash

Are u sure he aint fantasizing about hw to sleep wit ur frnd? Why the comparison(even saying it boldly to ur face),wat happened to covering ur ugly side with d gud side,must evrybody be slim,dnt u hav gud qualities ur frnd doesnt have?..pls be urself,if he takes a bow today,another man who wil appreciate u wil come(husband aint scarce) so stop worrying/trying to change whom u're because of a man who might not evn marry u at the end..love/marriage shouldnt totally base on physical attribute

Real lawyer or charge and bail lawyer?

I pray tins gets better nw,man pikin don suffer no be small

Wil dat bring bak d dead victim?

Sum1 who is in America,medical practitioner,profession dat sales well there is wooing nigeria to giv them loan and pay their t.p back to dis country wen me dey plan to travel out,e be like say them don here about their prospective termination of appointment,hence they wana leave honourably

ireneony:
I love doctors
They're really good in sex aspect.

Why all these conditions they are not proud of our mother's land

u must have had sex with numerous doctors..tuale big sis

Op,u'r stil a learner..which juju d gul giv u wey make u believe u'r d only guy shaggn her,na aboki luv portion or her menses own? U even quickly told urself she got it through sharp objects(tel my dead granny dat story)...2ndly, do u fink u'r free? U guys spent a month without seeing each other,i knw hw dis works,if u stay for a long period without doing dat tin,any day ur boo visits,b4 she drops hand bag,u don begin dey UnCloth her, tel me say u never do one round b4 d kal came or she was at ur door step wen d doctor called,pls after 3months,conduct a fresh test

Mehn,sum nairalanders behaves lyk peeps wey no go sch..if someone says what is wrong,instead of correcting dat fellow,they start calling names,cursing dat person and blabbing lyk kindergaten pupil as if they'r perfect in all ramification...na frustration abi wetin?

Abeg make them no break dat boy leg cos wenger aint buying any striker for Arsenal next season,iwobi go replace giroud

Op,can u marry an adulterous woman? If yes,kip shut but if no then tel ur frnd...cheating is more than wat we see it to be,it runs tro the vein,its in d blood and anyone who cheats,cant ever stop..wenever the reasons/opportunity to cheat cums by,may be lonliness due to unavailability of d other person,dat person who is a cheat wil cheat...often times we believe people changes,quit cheatin but the truth is "they dnt change,they only get more careful so as nt to get caught a 2nd tym"

Peacefulgold:
If u luv ur friend so much and u tink he is planning to have a future wit dat girl,den I think u should call d girl and talk to her,tell her if she continues in dat act u will spill everytn out to ur friend....but if ur friend is just catcing fun with her ,u leave trash for lawma....nobody holy pass.....note..if after u warn her she continues den make heed to ur threat and tell ur friend wit enuf evidence...

u reali think shes gona change,she'll only be more careful wit her games..a cheat wil always be a cheat so long as the opportunity comes..ofcourse d opportunity wil always present itself

Bia,una stil dey call them psquare wives? Na Mr P and Rudeboy wives them be nw biko kwa til further notice

Thought they said imsu students no dey sabi book? Proud to be an ex-student of imo state university jor

This gul is stil a learner,runs babes go see alert b4 her ass touches ur bed..the guy self,dis kind tin no suppose cos trouble,u don lash her be say u don lash her,she wont do anytin highest next tym she no go gree cum.em for jst find 1,500,give the gul,beg am,tel her say ATM seized his card with a promise say em go give am the money later..nw hes gona cough out 50k for one cheap tin wey em do...but cum oo,babes no get shame again,u got shagged on credit,u stil get guts go tel police say dem shagg u

IconicEagle:
Please pardon my blunders because am not too perfect in writing.
There is this girl that i have been dating for 2years now,we loved each other and we two have been struggling to be admitted in any higher institution for a better future.
Last year she got admission in UNIPORT and she has travelled from my town to her school,leaving me here all alone still struggling to be admitted...my greatest fear is dat she might break the relationship even if she continue wt me she may have a side dude...so my most honoured Kings n Queens in the house what do u suggest? Should i go on with the distance relationship? Or should i look for another girl? No insult pls

shes gonna learn new things,make friends with people who myt influence her negatively(cos ladies get fish brain),meet more handsome and brilliant guys over there and the chances of been faithful to u or evn keeping ur relationship with her is 10/100...my candid advice,forget abt her or looking for another gul,jst try secure an admission,get a better life and u wil see more pretty guls with big ass/boobs spending on u just to make u accept them into ur life

Just embark on 21days fasting and prayer plus mid9t hot prayers else the kind itching wey go itch u soon eh

The C.E.O of talkative & sons ltd,the only man wey suppose dey wear pampers for em mouth cos of water leakage....NOTE=i no be wike or Amaechi fan,jst saying the bitter truth so anybody wey go beef me, the amadioha wey go strike u stil dey do weight lifting,eating fufu,pounded yam with egusi soup in other to gather enough energy so as not to give u any chance of survival

Threaten him back with these words "guy, dont mess with me else i'l make sure u disappear forever.. The last thing u could ever let a cultist knw is that u'r afraid of him,the moment u giv him dat impression,u'l be his maga 4ever but if u face him wit confidence,he wil fink u belong sumwhere,tag u untouchable and even make u his pal

Which juju dem use hold me today wey make me go put Arsenal for my fine ticket,wenger e no go beta 4 u

Na wa oh, buhari wan travel, osibanjo wan travel,e be like say na travellers full Aso Rock..make them lock house gimme key,i no go embezzle d country money

All stolen money recovered already,na where e dey? Abi wen they recover,dem share am amongst themselves

Small pikin dey worry dis man..u knew wike steals yet u had him as ur chief of staff which means u'r a bigger thief..Seems all APCians are talkatives,their mouth too dey leak water..

I'm sure u wouldnt be asking dis question if it was only slap issues,i fink ur probs here is the fact dat he didnt pay ur hospital bills..it hurts to knw our ladies now take relationship as a job(u'r in it to get paid)..tell me, do u knw he has his own bills to pay,did u evn verify if he had enough on him wen u were hospitalised,wat hav u done and how have u helped this man to achieve his goals(mostly financially/career wise)?,has he been doing his hustling alone while u expect him to pay ur bills?,(cos 95% of our women sit,watch and dnt support their man jst cos of their stupid mentality of "is his duty to provide,am a lady,i dnt wana luk cheap)...women,its not men's duty to pay ur bills until u'r married to him,any man dat aids u financially is doing it out of his own free will,its nt mandatory..pls dnt even tell me he has to do it cos he makes love to u,na only him dey enjoy am? After all na our strength we stil dey waste

saintkeppy:
. Not only ikom bro' boki, akamkpa, obudu, obanliku Lgas share boundaries too. Effiat clan shares maritime boundary when travelling by sea to cameroon. Its 1 of the last communities on naija southeast corner boardering cameroon its also catchment area to the proposed Ibaka deep seaport in AKS. I'm from dat axis so i know what i mean.

tanx bro 4 teaching me wat i knw not,if na sum people,na insult them for gimme

I tot it was cross river(ikom side) dat shares a boundary wit cameroun?

My 1st daughter "isabelle"..shes gona be daddy's gul and am gona share secrets my wife wont knw with her..am sure she'l handle my tins wel unlike the mum who myt want to divert my assets to her people..

KashyBaby:
Lol..u live there? Where? there is no street called "Philippines" in ur area.. nawa for u ooo...

swt,i live at m.v de los santos street in manila,capital city of philippine,u can call the mayor for confirmation..

KashyBaby:
Lol u wanna "cum" u say? are u mad?

My parents live in the Philippines..

dirty mind..come i meant...ehm,philippines? Dats great cos i also live there,so hw do we proceed?

Op,have u dumped Emma, dat guy who stays off-camp,d one who drags u outta ur hostel evry 9t? From what i heard,u even helped him renew his rent this year..t'l be so bad if after reading dis post,sum baes(according to u)walks home to dump their future hubby while u'r busy nurturing ur own relationshp wit Emma

KashyBaby:
Well, u can't blame anyone whose in relationship while schooling.. .we're all humans, we have feelings..some students excelled coz they have this inspirations in their life to go on coz someone is pushing them to do better..relationships are meant to grow maturely together as a partner & not full of dramas...

u are indeed a virtuous woman..pls can i cum see ur parents?