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CareerRe: Mass Sack In Alpha Beta Consulting Limited Allegedly Owned By Tinubu by esonuu(m): 12:04pm On Jun 25, 2015
PrinceFadipe:
Alfa beta is a scam company. why would a company be collecting tax on state behave
alpha beta doesnt collect tax,they dont touch cash,all they do is monitor parastatals,individuals e.t.c to ensure adequate and timely remittance of PAYE and WITHOLDING TAXES while those firms pays into designated govt accounts
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Massive Recruitment At Workforce Management Centre– (56 Positions) by esonuu(m): 11:06am On Jun 19, 2015
Lets go there
CrimeRe: Missing Ogun Poly Student Found Dead In Shrine by esonuu(m): 9:47am On Jun 18, 2015
ednut1:
such a wicked world, yet they cant be richer dan dangote. moronic fools. but wetin d babe dey find there, was she going to renew jazz for runs huh
according to the story by her SUG PRESIDENT, ppl leaving around claimed they lost count of how many times she was seen visiting that shrine.may be na jazz to use for runs or luv portion she was going for. Probably de babalawo neva had wat she need so he decided to use her as a sacrificial lamb for another client who didnt knw how to produce one(HUNTER BECAME THE HUNTED)
Christianity EtcRe: Why Smartphones Are No Substitute For Bibles by esonuu(m): 1:52pm On Jun 14, 2015
kekakuz:
[size=20pt]. yes I agree with you what if the devil comes to attack you at night. will point you phone to him the same phone where u have pornn and davidos music Christians of nowadays [/size]
Christianity EtcRe: Bible Proof The Rapture Theory Is False by esonuu(m): 1:41pm On Jun 14, 2015
Chinaimporter:
[b][size=13pt]The bible is a fake bullshit that we only accept because it is so ancient and we where brought up beliving it.

Let us stop being afraid of God because thousands of people are atheist,hindus buddist etc and nothing happens to them.

Churches are burnt,bibles are torn, saints are crucified and nothing happens.

If God says he exist and want us to worship him,let him write it in the sky.....why hide from us and ask us to belive u exist and if we dnt,you will punish us in hell while u say that you love us......sounds like something the devil will do not god.

Why give us many religions and ask us to blindly choose the right one and if we couldnt,you will punish us.

Why do you like our praises so much if you are so great and dont need us.....we never asked to be created in the first place.....why do you ask us to thank you for bringing us into this vile and ruthless world.

I will never worship or serve you because ur rule is by fear.....pple dnt love you,they only pretend to out of fear.....love is unconditional and your is....quench hell and let us see how many people will actually serve you.

You drown men for disobeying you.....stalin killed for the same reason.....you asked the isrealites to kill people that worship any other except you,boko haram do the same thing.....jephtah sacrificed his daughter to you, meaning you accept human sacrifice like all other heaten gods.

I promise that if you ever exists and armagadon comes,i will ride with satan and the fallen angels against you and make sure you are sent to the bottomeless pit(pls make it hotter because you will enjoy it soon)

Satan never did anything to man by your own account in the bible.....he said we sld eat the fruit and be wise and it worked.....the worst thing he did was mess with job and you allowed it

But you

You unforgiving beast allowed your son to be killed so that you can forgive us and we still go to hell after that.

You allowed a bear to eat 52 children for insulting elijah.

You drowned you so called beloved ones because they disobeyed you....what would tge devil hav ton in this case?

You orded the murder,rape and enslavement or whole cities.

You allowed your beloved ones the isrealites to be enslaved because they disobeyed you due to your poor managerial skills.....even hitler would not do that.

I can go on and on to prove you are the greatest beast of them all.....even baal is better that you[/size][/b]
may God deliver u,4give and show u mercy cos u dnt knw wat u'r saying...doz words didnt cum 4rm u but the evil spirit that has possessed u
FamilyRe: Share Beautiful Names You Will Gives To Your Kids When They Are Born! by esonuu(m): 6:23am On Jun 05, 2015
Bright jnr,samantha,comrade
TravelRe: 8 Things You Will Notice On Your First Visit To Port Harcourt by esonuu(m): 8:19pm On May 13, 2015
9.Portharcourt boiz sabi form wetin dem no be 10. Plenty chiks for P.H, are loose/promiscuous(4rm experience) 11. Hungry boiz sabi mala aka n'akpa for P.H
EducationRe: Tension In UNIZIK As SUG President Queries VC On Alleged Corruption by esonuu(m): 10:08am On May 13, 2015
dicefrost:
If i'm still familiar with naija tactics, this guy will be persecuted and harassed, he ll graduate 10years after his mates
u jst spoke ma mind,i heard of an SUG presido who spent upto 12yrs b4 graduating,by then people who secretly supported him fighting those above him don grad,go service,begin work..its nt always having the guts to confront ur superiors,its all about u been able to escape when ur actions back fires.He should have even had a secret confrontation with the v.c,may be with his caucus members instead of dis public mess.i have guts,i dont fear people,i say tins to people's face no matter ur status but countless times i'v lost sumtin valuable in a quest to fight my superiors..Sumtimes kiping shut aint cowardice just as wisdom is to know the kinda battle u fyt and emerge victorious..YOU GO HEAR DE GIST LATER,DIS GUY GO LOSE DIS BATTLE
PoliticsRe: Lady Trekking For GEJ Shows Off Blisters She Got From The Journey, Make CNN by esonuu(m): 2:02pm On May 12, 2015
Chai,i pity dis gal(female trekker) boyfriend cos if wat am finking is true,that means another bobo dey help am service em babe
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Access Bank Is Recruiting 2015 by esonuu(m): 11:28am On May 12, 2015
okooloyun1:
You should have used your phone.
bro i didnt wana take chances,sum firms do advice against submiting applications with phone
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Access Bank Is Recruiting 2015 by esonuu(m): 10:07am On May 12, 2015
na God go punish dis bank,i don spend ma hard earned money go buy time now and dem cum dey yarn me trash
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Access Bank Is Recruiting 2015 by esonuu(m): 10:05am On May 12, 2015
this thing keeps saying service unavailable,the ten mins is almost gone
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ebola Can Be Transmitted Via Sex, WHO Warns by esonuu(m): 8:30am On May 10, 2015
kakaaki2:
The World Health Organisation (WHO) has issued an interim advice on the possibility of Ebola Virus of being transmitted via sex.

This is contained in a statement made available by WHO to newsmen in Lagos on Saturday.

The WHO had through the statement directed all Ebola survivors and their sexual partners to receive counselling to guard against possible transmission of the disease.

It indicated that the sexual transmission of the Ebola Virus was yet to be established.

'The sexual transmission of the Ebola Virus from males to females is a strong possibility, but has not yet been proven; less probable, but theoretically possible.

'Studies have shown that Ebola virus can be isolated from semen up to 82 days after symptom onset.

'A recent case investigation identified genetic material (RNA) from the virus by nucleic acid amplification tests (such as RT-PCR) 199 days after symptom onset.

'This is well beyond the period of virus detecting ability in the blood of survivors and long after recovery from illness.

'The detection of virus genetic material many months after symptom onset is assumed to reflect the continuing, or at least very recent, presence of live and potentially transmissible Ebola virus.''

'More surveillance data and research are needed on the risks of sexual transmission and particularly on the prevalence of viable and transmissible virus in semen over time, WHO said.

WHO recommends that, in the interim, all Ebola survivors and their sexual partners should receive counselling.

It added that this is to ensure safe sexual practices until their semen has twice tested negative; and survivors should be provided with condoms.

'Ebola survivors and their sexual partners should either abstain from all types of sex or observe safe sex through correct and consistent condom use until their semen has twice tested negative.

'Having tested negative, survivors can safely resume normal sexual practices without fear of Ebola virus transmission,'' the statement added.

According to WHO, male Ebola survivors should be offered semen testing at three months after onset of disease.

It said that for those who tested positive, semen testing should be every month thereafter until their semen tests negative for virus twice by RT-PCR, with an interval of one week between tests.

'If an Ebola survivor's semen has not been tested, he should continue to practice safe sex for at least six months after the onset of symptoms.

'This interval may be adjusted as additional information becomes available on the prevalence of Ebola virus in the semen of survivors over time, it added.

The statement also noted that until such time when their semen has twice tested negative for Ebola, survivors should practice good hand washing with soap and water and other personal hygiene.
and plenty guys lyks doing "without"..se gobe
Nairaland GeneralRe: Barca Four Points Clear After Real Held By Valencia by esonuu(m): 8:23am On May 10, 2015
kakaaki2:
Real Madrid’s hopes of overhauling La Liga leaders Barcelona suffered a stinging blow when they were held to a 2-2 draw at home to Valencia on Saturday to slip four points behind their arch rivals with two games left.
Treble-chasing Barca had earlier secured a nervous 2-0 victory at home to Real Sociedad and Real’s stumble capped a superb week for the Catalan giants after Wednesday’s 3-0 drubbing of Bayern Munich put them on the brink of a place in the Champions League final.

Real, by contrast, are facing the real possibility of elimination from Europe’s elite club competition following the holders’ 2-1 defeat at Juventus in their semi-final, first leg.

Barca, through to the King’s Cup final against Athletic Bilbao at the end of the month, play their return match at Bayern on Tuesday and Real host Juve on Wednesday.

Valencia raced into a surprise 2-0 lead at the Bernabeu through goals from Paco Alcacer and Javi Fuego before Real forward Cristiano Ronaldo had a penalty saved by goalkeeper Diego Alves on the stroke of halftime.

Ronaldo, Gareth Bale and Javier Hernandez had earlier struck efforts against the frame of the goal and Real’s Germany midfielder Toni Kroos had to be replaced by Asier Illarramendi because of a suspected muscle injury.

Pepe pulled a goal back for Real with a header from a corner 11 minutes into the second half and Isco levelled with a superb curling shot six minutes from time but Valencia held on in an action-packed finale.

“We didn’t start the game well but we played a great second half,” Pepe told Spanish television.

“If we play like that against Juve we will get through,” added the Portugal centre back. “The league is difficult now but you have to sweat for this shirt.”

Barca have 90 points, with Real on 86 and champions Atletico Madrid 10 points further adrift in third ahead of their game at Levante on Sunday.

With Valencia three points behind them in fourth, a win would virtually assure Atletico of Spain’s third automatic Champions League berth.

LOOMING STRIKE
At the Nou Camp, Sociedad’s Argentine goalkeeper Geronimo Rulli conjured up a series of superb saves to deny Barca’s attacking trident of Neymar, Lionel Messi and Luis Suarez before Neymar finally found the net six minutes into the second half.

Sociedad defender Mikel Gonzalez attempted a clearance but the ball fell kindly for the Brazil forward and he nodded home to settle the home fans’ jangling nerves.

Neymar, who netted Barca’s third goal against Bayern, has scored in his last six appearances in all competitions, equaling his best run since joining from Santos in 2013.

Pedro’s playing time has been limited this season but he scored one of the goals of the season four minutes from time shortly after replacing Rafinha.

The ball looped up in the penalty area and the Spain international sent it arrowing into the roof of the net with an acrobatic overhead kick.

It was a club-record seventh straight match Barca have prevented their opponents from scoring, during which they have rattled in 25 goals.

“It was predictable that we would drop our rhythm (after the Bayern victory) but we wanted to win at all costs,” Neymar told Spanish television.

“Sociedad are a great team and we knew it would be tough,” he added.

Saturday's matches are being played under the cloud of a looming strike orchestrated by the Spanish soccer federation (RFEF) and the players' union (AFE) due to a dispute over a new law on collective bargaining for the sale of television rights.

The two organisations, who complain the law does not take their interests sufficiently into account, have threatened to halt games from May 16, meaning the final two La Liga matchdays and the Cup final are under threat.
ronaldo should start considering joining another club ASAP,madrid wil soon become man u
PoliticsRe: May 29 Handover: FG Recalls Permanent Secretaries, Directors From Leave by esonuu(m): 1:51am On May 10, 2015
Space booked
PoliticsRe: Gov Poll: Controversy Over Rivers, Akwa Ibom Results by esonuu(m): 1:49am On May 10, 2015
Na dia wahala
RomanceRe: Is It Apopriate For One To Place His GF On Monthly Allowances ?? by esonuu(m):
2sex:
when your eyes clear you go know how far.

Someone told me how he spent money from admission to almost graduation on his ex... Yet she still had to cheat on him just because he stopped for a while so as to see what happen. She ended forking another dude. In fact she once told him she don't love him in the heat of their almost collapsed relationship. In fact their relationship nose dived. This guy almost killed himself.

Dude love don't cost a thing. You are buying love bro and I pity you... Cos when it happens, I hope you don't commit suicide. While you are over seas, she is being forked for free in naija while u pay the bills.

What about me? I have been through that road before. Starting a relationship by spending money on a girl is wrongest move bro cos she will become greedy and keep asking for more while you continue to spend to maintain such lifestyle cos u ar knee deep into it already. Your relationship has been built on a very very very faulty foundation and this relationship isn't likely to last and you will be the one to get hurt with scarce at the end. Remember this words when it happens.

I am speaking from experience. Never start a relationship by spending on a girl, especially a Nigerian girl but the damages has been done already. if you doubt it... put a complete stop to the money things, stop spending on her for 3-5 months and see her reaction, then come back here to explain your experience, whether pleasant or not. You will stark contrast of lovely person you had known.

She already has an upper hand in the relationship, which is dangerous. she can decide to leave you at anytime and I bet you will be the one begging her not to leave... out of fear because you have spent too much on her.
God bless u bro,experience is the best teacher..til e happen to him,em no go knw..i once met a gal i luvd so much then,i had a job and was schooling too,she saw me as a potential future husband,she was humble,even when am mad at her,she aint gona say a word rather apologies even if am the one at fault,she always tel me how she cant marry another dude wen we are tro with our studies cos she was also an under graduate. A yr b4 we graduate,i lost my job,though i was stil catering for her despite de fact dat i needed cash to complete ma degree programme,her attitude began changing,she nw insults me,call me names even wen i did nothing wrong ,she now 4got all her promises and told me am not gud enough for her to marry in future,dat was how i got dumped after 3yrs of relationshp.my resources,feelings & tym wasted(jst cos i lost a contract job but she forgot after my studies,GOD gona gime a permanent one)..gals get mind oooo,na me go suffer them now cos hav learnt ma lesson
RomanceRe: Is It Apopriate For One To Place His GF On Monthly Allowances ?? by esonuu(m): 10:42am On May 07, 2015
adrainuche:
Its been more than a year since I started dating my present GF and money seems to be one of the major problem in our relationship ... There's no need to know which part of Nigeria she's from grin

Previously I send her money at will or when she asks but I noticed it was becoming too rampant and sometimes recursive, so I decided to place her on monthly allowances .

Another problem has boiled out she says she wants
30k per month so in 12 months (NVM) although to me its a bit better because previously am sure I send her more than 30k a month, ...

So please I want to know if its a good idea for one to place his GF on monthly allowances and how much is ideal huh I once insisted I slash her monthly allowance to 20 or 15k monthly but she nearly killed me grin

Some of my friends feel its a bad idea that it seems too formal like as if dating me is a job, she's 21 and am 23 , we are both in university tho I don't study in naija presently ...



Am sure some Elderly Folks may find this insipid am honestly sorry grin
please is she ur employee? Is her parents late? And wait,she even has the guts to tell u how much she wants monthly? Is she a commercial sex worker? Did u really agree to pay her 30k monthly jst to get inbetween her thighs(even though u aint the only dude sleeping with her),do u know that amount is what sum families(mum,dad,may be 3-4 kids) survives with monthly?, at 21,she spends 30k plus the ones other magas gives her monthly,hav u asked her what she does with the money? I pray u dnt cum bak asking 4 advice when she milks u dry and elope with another dude in future there by leaving ur fragile hrt broken,better use ur head now
PoliticsRe: FG Not Responsible For Failure Of States To Pay Salaries by esonuu(m): 10:27am On May 07, 2015
loomer:
Which whole state revenue, u smoke bomb?

Na all money lagos de make federal government de collect?

Oga check ur facts well.
dnt mind them,state govts doesnt give account of how much they generate internally or how it was spent,the governor can even pocket it and nobody wil ask him why..i once worked wit a consulting firm dat handled IGR matas in imo btw 2008-2012,same consultant is incharge of lagos IGR..imo then makes over 500million monthly,lagos makes ova 5billion monthly,the govt spends it how and on what they like and FG givs no damn about it
PoliticsRe: Buhari Set Implement Dress Code For Journalists Covering Villa- NigerianTimes.ng by esonuu(m): 4:01pm On May 06, 2015
Marchman:
http://nigeriantimes.ng/news/exclusive-buhari-set-to-implement-dress-code-for-journalists-covering-villa/
abeg,if buhari can stop indecent dressing,i wil trek from naija to ghana..de rate at which our ladies dresses provocatively nowadays is very alarming,devil wan use them send innocent men lyk us to hell
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Are Expecting Too Much From Me. Im Nervous - Buhari by esonuu(m): 11:05am On May 06, 2015
elbinmanny:
http://www.punchng.com/news/expectations-of-nigerians-too-high-buhari/
wat was the caption used during ur campaign? CHANGE.. U should have known people gona expect much,hahahaha fear don dey catch u already? Dnt worry,u go soon get cardiac arrest,dats if u aint walk tro the same path yar'adua did
PoliticsRe: “PDP Would Have Written Election Results If Not For Card Readers” – Buhari by esonuu(m): 10:55am On May 06, 2015
IbnSultaan:
http://dailypost.ng/2015/05/05/pdp-would-have-written-election-results-if-not-for-card-readers-buhari/
dis man is a clown,under which govt was de card reader invented? Was it APC president dat authorized its invention? Mtchew,for em mind nw he didnt manipulate his own figures
EducationRe: TWO Lesbians Incharge Of Female Students In Madonna University Elele Campus by esonuu(m): 4:14pm On May 03, 2015
part of me tells me u were enjoying all the touchings,fingerings and suckings,may be ur problem was that the ladies were too old for ur liking..if u never liked it,why didnt u get an evidence e.g,a voice recording of those ladies,then go to higher authority? Now u claim lecturers stil threatens u in ur new institution? How do u dress? Do u wear skimpy,short and revealing outfits? Do u appear cheap or act like love peddler b4 ur tutors? My dear,lecturers doesnt molest decent gals,if u read,do ur assignment,write well in ur exams,nobody wil mess with u..its only when u dont do what u are supposed to do,then start asking 4 a lecturer's help,dats when he wil take advantage of u..even if u do well and a lecturer cums to tel u hes gonna fail u unles u sleep with him,u dnt hav to give in so long as u know u wrote well,be bold,tel him u aint a slut,warn him not to try u else his career will be history..Lecturers fears bold and courageous students
RomanceRe: 5 Cities With Most RUNS Ladies by esonuu(m): 10:12am On Apr 30, 2015
ogahlouiskid18:
I just discovered that ladies are another thing entirely

¹)port harcourth
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2)lagos
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3)Abuja
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4Bbenin
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5)0werri


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if you disagree hit like if you agree hit share
and u didnt include CALABAR where u dnt even need to pay 4 d services in as much as u can go as many rounds as possible
PoliticsRe: Rochas Okorocha Declared Winner Of Imo State Governorship Election by esonuu(m): 8:31am On Apr 26, 2015
SmarisAjur:
so so happy this Sunday morning. I'm already seated in Govt house chapel for this wonderful service today here in Owerri. I can give free ... infact free everything today. Think clean. To God be the glory.
pls where exactly do u reside in O'town,abeg notify me ASAP and remember u said *EVERYTHING*..GOD luvs a cheerful giver & i lyk ladies dat aint stingy with their thing 'T' or bill 4 services rendered to people
PoliticsRe: Rochas Okorocha Declared Winner Of Imo State Governorship Election by esonuu(m): 8:01am On Apr 26, 2015
Eeh..i no gree,aboki must go...*wears clothe,heads to jega's office*,....congrats to him sha even though hes just deceiving imolites with his white teeth
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Oriental Windu Sakti PLC Invites by esonuu(m): 11:58am On Apr 22, 2015
We are in the same boat bro,i got same text but ma own date is on friday,have tried verifying what the firm is into but got nothing,even called the no attached to the text and they told me to email ows@consulting.com for any enquiry which i did but got no response til now.worst is that i'v 4gotten the post i applied for or if i did submit any application to such firm cos i'v lost count of the no of online application i'v done btw last yr and dis yr,dnt wana waste ma money on sumtin i hav little or no knowledge of,pls if u get any solid info,kip me posted
RomanceRe: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by esonuu(m): 12:17pm On Apr 20, 2015
Only cheap/desperate gals who doesnt know their value falls for those antics..Trust me,a matured lady who knows what a real man means wont even twitch even if u do doz things evry second
CelebritiesRe: Tania Omotayo Shows Off Her Man On Instagram ! Wow by esonuu(m): 6:46pm On Apr 18, 2015
danielicon:
u are highly insane, AM SO SORRY Tania's family are living luxuriously fine... so no come talk that Tania dey follow am because of money, don't just come here and post nonsensical crab all in the name of comment...
#GOGETALIFE #OR #DIE&STOPWASTINGRESOURCES
my grand father lived long cos he knew how to mind his business.u should be the one to go get a life..why quoting me?wats ur biz wit wat i said? Are u related to the gurl? People like u are meant to be in zoo..gues u werent opportuned to suck ur mother's breast and THE MONEY UR PARENTS SPENT ON U ACADEMICALLY IS A WASTE,THEY SHOULD HAVE PURCHASED A FEMALE LOCAL DOG(BINGO) WITH THAT CASH COS IF U COULDNT LEARN HOW TO SHUT UR DECAYED MOUTH WEN IT NEEDS TO BE,I WONDER WAT ELSE U LEARNT#imp#castrated he-goat#if wetin i talk pain u,get a map,take a trip & die in hell#ode#
CelebritiesRe: Tania Omotayo Shows Off Her Man On Instagram ! Wow by esonuu(m): 5:07pm On Apr 18, 2015
Confesses love to her man or to her man's money? Which lady no go lyk beta tin,once u become a star,get ur pocket loaded,even love peddlers,lesbians go claim to love not minding if u'r a cheat,woman beater e.t.c..how many kids tu baba get? Yet Annie stil marry am

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