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Please lets know how it goes.

emmaodet:
Failed as usual sis.
I am about using plan B - use of force(thugs or uniform men)

Any update pls?

emmaodet:
They promise to pay this friday and i hope they do.

This is true. Was about to post this b4 i saw this. They can never separate sympathy from business.

jesmond3945:
lol worse advise. They would eat your money and give you sweet stories.

Im so happy u listened to your innerman! Have friends that invested in millions. Really painful

emmaodet:
My friend went to their office on monday and they promised to pay by today yet disappointed again.
My only rescue is that i invested a token with them and goatmeathq. I had the intention of investing 1m each but at the last moment something told me to caution as the first time, if not i won't really like myself.

I dunno why they kept collecting money when they know they cant afford to pay

jesmond3945:
Nawa o Nigerians and greed.

We dey same bucket.

Who has gone to their office?

emmaodet:
It is 200k to get 260k

Im also a victim. We need a plan! We need to get our money back.

Has anyone been to their office?

I am constrained by location at the moment. They are not replying messages, mails or calls!

Im frustrated with them!

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adeswags dmj: so wat evri man wil luk even pastors
d main tin is if u luk again

Wat about wen d first stare is for about 10 mins non stop

bloglover: Beverly, I forgive u but dont do it next time

Yes daddy

j.j paragon:
This is just ridiculous!, much croud gathered yesterday at the scene to see this ugly, unlawful and sarcastic act carried out by a lady named chioma. chioma 19, called her cousin micheal who is 17 to come over to her place and help her with some household works dat she was not feeling fyn. this was said to be around past five in the evening. around some minutes past six, micheal arrived at his cousin's house just to find out that both mother and father weere not at home so he freely went in to chiomas room to check on her health, so when he got in he saw chioma on her foam covered with her blanket. immediately he steped close to her, she jumped out of her bed naked, with a dagger in her hand and went straigth to the and stood there. micheal was shocked and shorth of words. chioma who claimed to be a virgin asked her cousin to break her virginity dat she was tired of beign a virgin and dat if he refused, she was going to kill herself with the dagger in her hand..., micheal pleaded with her that he won't be able to carryout such act but she was adamant. later micheal became furious and tried to overpower her and leave the room but it resulted to a physical combat that she stabd micheal who now shouted for help from neigbour who quickly broke in and came to his aid. after he was rescued he was quickly rushed to the hospital, what a world,, 9ja don tire me sef. all dis gals!!! wil finish our guys...

Since there was much crowd, can we see some pictures.... I trust my fellow naijas.... If u no get proof, park well

Tingles: Audit, you?

Audit

Tingles: I was wondering how disappointed you will be when you find out that the online me could be funny but the real me doesnt even try to be...

Hmmnnnn.......... We'll see den. Wats ur division?

Tingles: Hmmmnnn... Sent ma'am.

Explain d hmmmm....... seen thou, thanks

Tingles: Page by page ke? Who has the time? I will just seal the whole thing from cover to cover ojare
Where do you want it sent ma'am?

Can't wait to see u @ d academy u really r funny......... Anywaiz send it tru my mail.... I'l send it in a direct message

Notin but a male prostitute................... Msheeewwwww!

koladecollins: Whr in lagos do u reside presently?

Wats most important shld be d areas I'm lookin forward to staying Frm surulere down to d island

Tingles: Lol... It will not fall into water, green or brown in Jesus name. Are you trying to tempt me into laminating it?? :-D

Laminating it kee......ahahhh, u funny o. Will u do it page by page Anywaiz.... Pls send me d pdf format, want mine to be as neat as urs too

Tingles: I have actually scanned mine as pdf, I am so used to reading on the screen these days, besides, I don't want mine to be the dirtiest by the time we resume.

Lmaoo.... Tingles hahhaahhaa... Smart ideea... Maybe na as u dey come e go jst fall for brownwate :p :p




The mods could just hide the posts instead of going through the stress of editing.

Tru talk

Tingles: ...and please modify the quotes too, intelligent analysis BTW.

Infact editin d quotes r most important.

koladecollins: [color=#000099][/color]Please who knows where Berlin Market is in Idumota. Help an indigent fella get some nice shirts ;DPlease who knows where Berlin Market is in Idumota. Help an indigent fella get some nice shirts

@kcollins, my own na accomodation o... Abeg anyy info?

Phonon: Someone has already made it clear that it was a bad idea to put such analysis out there.There is no need for the "Naija graduate sef" comment.Did you school in Nepal or Somalia?

@sanity27 I totally understand dat all u did was in good faith, no harm intended. U be my guy na buh still pls all post on salaries n figures, Let's modify. Dis post was meant to aid peeps waiting for resumption. Successful peeps can meet and discuss salary wen we resume @ d academy. One luv y'all! Congrats to all dat got dier offer letas. Make sure u read up ur handouts, resumption by the corner @phonon, time flies o*whew, neva open d handout sef

sanity27: End of story!!!!!!!!!!!

Chei! See as una analyse KPMG salary structure for naira land....... Some tings shld be private oooo

koladecollins: Waiting anxiously for my offer letter. I know he won't let me fall.

U don medicals?

Pls fellow nairalanders I need accomodation on or within the island environs. I need agents num or if therz a vacancy u knw of. If u fllow dis thread n u also lookin for accomodation close to or on d island, reply to dis message. I'll prefer a 2 bedroom apartment so I'll be needin a housemate(females only).I'll also need info on self contained houses wif reasonable prices

joboy834: Worked as a Graduate Intern for 6 months in their IARCS unit.

Dats cool, so did u reapply after the intern. Ok. Iv seen d answer in ur later threads..... All in all, I believe in making d best frm situations. So I'm prepared to put in my very best

joboy834: @phonon and all, congrats. In kpmg, u will start as an SA(staff assistant). After a year you get promoted to ESA(experienced staff assistant), then another year or 2 u get promoted to an Associate, then a semi-snr(SS) then to a snr associate which has 3 levels(S1,S2,S3). At S3, u are an asst mgr. After S3 is Manager.

Mind you, it is almost the same with PwC. It is just the title that is different.


Years. KPMG. PwC
entry. SA. A3
level

One. ESA. A1

Two. Associate. Snr Associate 1

Three. S1. S2/S3(depending)

Do u work for kpmg?