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That is why most ladies are still single, and will likely remain so, for life...

When a lady refuses to pick the call of a guy, or keeps busying the Call, that's an insult most guys are not aware of.

Deap Capital, on Full Bid...

AllBlack:
Somebody wan mention me but Seun and him mods don block am.

Hahahahahahaha 😂

Hahahahhahahaha.

AllBlack:
Abeg as I no ask you wetin your own mean, you seff no ask me make we no tear shirt this morning.

A Day To Remember.

ADTR

Ashawo Die Toto Rest. No be your name?

AllBlack:
I.N.S.W.Y.D.T stay trippy.

Lol. Please what does that mean o?

Any lady that successfully turns down the sexual advances of a guy, sees the guy as a Womanizer, and sees herself as a Virgin.

That is a big insult most guys are not aware of.

AllBlack:
I nova see wetin woman wan tell me for this life. make I dey pay attention to People wey sabi lie pass lizard.?

But wait oh... I remember.

My sister friend tell me say her brothers wey dey play basketball go need use my chest as Board for their rim. say dem go just nail the rim to my chest. 😂😁🤣. This was almost 20 years ago.

The reason I ever started to GYM till all my body tear (Triple H was my model back then)

A.D.T.R., I hear you. Smiles.

Can we please permanently ban Politics from this Thread?

Smartguyboy:
As a teenager who was trying to woo a girl in my street who was still in secondary school then I was done . She told me I am too small for her and I have no money.
But she fine with good body sha I no go lie .
That was the only time a lady look down on me . Since then nobody have ever look down on me again .

That was a big insult she gave you there.

TylerForbes:
A slap. That's the worst I can take from any lady.

Why will a lady ever slap a guy? Perhaps that happens only in Nollywood movies.

As a Guy, what are some of the worst insults, that a lady can give to you?

C I Leasing Plc dividend received.

Is Royal Exchange Assurance Plc getting ready for a Rally?

😂 Campus food biz with 200 people WhatsApp group + ₦6k daily is no joke. That’s hustle. Consistent customers + trust = money in your pocket.

And yeah, the social side comes with it. When you’re the guy bringing food, making people’s day, plus they see cash flowing... attention follows. The party invite + lap dance story proves it. Being “the plug” on campus puts you in that top % of visible, useful guys.

2 things happening at once here:
1. Hypergamy is real: Women, like men, are drawn to status, resources, security. It’s evolutionary wiring, not evil. When you solve a problem + show you can provide, you become attractive. That’s the “green light” you’re feeling.
2. But attention ≠ depth: Some ladies dash money/support because they genuinely like you. Some because they want access. Some because of the vibe in the moment. The lap dance girl might’ve been having fun, might’ve been testing you, might’ve been serious. Only time + consistency shows which one.

The “yahoo boy” angle you mentioned:
Money opens doors, 100%. But the kind of money matters for what stays. “Yahoo money” brings women chasing quick flash. “Food business money” brings women who saw you grind 6am deliveries, handle 200 WhatsApp orders, take complaints. Different quality of loyalty. One is for the drip, one is for the builder.

You’re a celebrity on campus now because you created value. That’s power. Question is: what do you want to do with it?
1. Just enjoy the attention + options - valid
2. Filter for the one who’ll dash you money even when sales are slow - that’s rare.
3. Use the status to scale the business bigger than campus - that's wisdom.

Since most customers are women, you’ve basically cracked the code for your market.

Mann11:
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How far? You later recover your money

It happened 4 years ago.

Lesson: Never lend money to a lady.

Smiles.

thebargainhunte:
Just got mine now

Ok. That means they actually paid today.

thebargainhunte:
Who has received C&I leasing dividend?

Nobody has indicated they have received it. Sure that C I Leasing Plc really paid today?

Have you received your C I Leasing dividend alert today?

almarthins:
Na lie be that

And what is the truth?

Red Star Express Plc operates on a non-standard financial year that runs from April 1st to March 31st of the following year. Consequently, its reporting deadlines differ entirely from companies that run on a traditional January-to-December calendar:
1. Compliance Status & Reporting Cycle
Up-to-Date Filings: On May 4, 2026, the company timely released its Redstar Express Q4 2026 Interim Report for the fourth quarter and full-year period ending March 31, 2026.
Standard Grace Period: Under the Nigerian Exchange Limited (NGX) rules, companies with a March 31st financial year-end are granted a 90-day grace period to submit their fully Audited Annual Financial Statements (AFS).
Filing Deadline: Red Star Express Plc has until June 29, 2026, to upload its fully audited annual books. As a result, it is completely in compliance with regular exchange guidelines.
2. Strong Performance Indicators
The latest unaudited metrics from their Q4 Financial Summary show that the company has maintained steady operational momentum rather than facing reporting distress:
Group Turnover: Surged to ₦23.51 billion, indicating an 8.5% increase from the ₦21.66 billion recorded in the previous cycle.
Profit After Tax (PAT): Skyrocketed by 60.3% to ₦876 million, up from ₦546.52 million.
Total Assets: Expanded by 7.3% to reach ₦11.03 billion.
3. Market standing
Due to this robust operational performance and consistent compliance, the Red Star Express Stock has avoided the penalty watchlists affecting other late-filing firms. In fact, it has gained over 250% year-to-date, making it one of the top-performing equity tickers on the NGX board.

The delay in publishing Oando Plc’s latest financial reports is primarily due to the complex system integration and migration following its landmark acquisition of the Nigerian Agip Oil Company Limited (NAOC).
Primary Reasons for the Delay
Post-Acquisition System Integration: Following the multi-billion dollar acquisition of NAOC, Oando has been merging the legacy Enterprise Resource Planning (ERP) frameworks of both entities. This massive operational migration requires syncing completely different financial databases (such as SAP and Oracle Fusion).
Data Auditing Complexities: Management noted that consolidating the books has necessitated extensive testing, the alignment of conflicting accounting policies, and a comprehensive harmonization of reporting frameworks. This is critical to ensure full compliance with international financial reporting standards (IFRS 3).
Mandatory Regulatory Review: The initial data hurdles pushed back production timelines. While the Board of Directors has since finalized and approved the drafts, the books must now undergo a mandatory legal clearance process with the Financial Reporting Council of Nigeria (FRCN) before public release.
Affected Financial Reports
Because year-end consolidated books must close before subsequent windows can be finalized, the backend bottleneck has created a dual delay:
FY 2025 Audited Financial Statements (AFS) (Initially due March 31, 2026).
Q1 2026 Unaudited Financial Statements (UFS) (Initially due April 30, 2026).
Current Status and Expected Release Dates
According to the company's latest corporate updates filed on the Nigerian Exchange Limited (NGX), the financial reports are progressing through final regulatory channels:
FY 2025 Audited Financial Statements: Expected to be publicly published immediately upon receiving final clearance from the FRCN.
Q1 2026 Unaudited Financial Statements: Management has officially scheduled this publication to go live on or before Tuesday, 30th June 2026.

The delay in publishing LivingTrust Mortgage Bank Plc’s latest financial reports is primarily due to an extended, unscheduled regulatory special examination.
Primary Reasons for the Delay
Regulatory Special Examination: According to corporate filings sent to the Nigerian Exchange Limited (NGX) and the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), the bank has been undergoing a detailed financial systems strengthening audit. This unexpected special regulatory examination completely overlapped with the bank's standard internal audit timeline, bringing unforeseen processing delays to its financial review.
Macro Environment Challenges: This regulatory scrutiny coincides with heightened oversight requests regarding the bank's historical shareholding structures and corporate governance frameworks.
Affected Financial Reports
Because NGX rules require that full-year audited parameters must be finalized and filed before subsequent quarters can be logged, the regulatory exam has created a double bottleneck:
FY 2025 Audited Financial Statements (AFS)
Q1 2026 Unaudited Financial Statements (UFS)
Current Status & SEC Extension
The Securities and Exchange Commission initially granted an extension until April 30, 2026, to allow the bank to wrap up the audit. However, because the primary regulatory sign-off remains ongoing, the SEC has graciously approved a further extension. This allows LivingTrust Mortgage Bank to publish both sets of delayed statements immediately upon receiving final clearance from its primary monetary regulators.

The delay in publishing Japaul Gold & Ventures Plc's latest corporate financial statements is primarily due to unresolved third-party confirmations and delays in the comprehensive verification of accounts by external auditors.
Primary Reasons for the Delay
Pending External Third-Party Audit Confirmations: In official notifications to the Nigerian Exchange Limited (NGX), Japaul stated that its external auditors have experienced bottlenecks in receiving key independent verifications and confirmations from major third-party vendors and partners. The audit firm has maintained a strict stance against finalizing the books with uncovered financial loopholes.
Operational Restructuring & Diversification Triggers: The company is navigating a major capital-intensive transition from its legacy maritime logistics business into core mining and natural resource extraction. This includes the recent launch and test-running of its pilot gold-processing facility at the Libeli Mine site in Niger State. Reconciling initial operational and equipment setups has heavily stretched the internal accounting team's financial reporting timelines.
Affected Reporting Cycles
Because the final consolidated full-year baseline parameters remain open under audit, a cascading backlog has delayed:
The Group's Audited Financial Statements (AFS 2025)
Unaudited Quarter 1 2026 Interim Statement
Current Operational Status
The delay is purely compliance-driven and has not slowed down market traction. In fact, due to its strategic focus on gold mining, Japaul Gold was recently newly admitted into the prestigious NGX Oil & Gas Index benchmark tracker.

The delay in publishing Cornerstone Insurance Plc’s latest financial reports is primarily due to a recent change in their external audit firm and cascading regulatory approvals.
Primary Reasons for the Delay
External Auditor Transition: In an official regulatory disclosure to the Nigerian Exchange Limited (NGX), Cornerstone Insurance revealed that it transitioned its external audit account from KPMG Professionals to Deloitte & Touche. This auditor rotation necessitated substantial onboarding time, asset handovers, and extended procedures to verify historical figures.
Mandatory Regulatory Approvals: Because it operates within a highly regulated sector, the company's financial statements must pass rigorous pre-clearance evaluations by its primary industry regulator, the National Insurance Commission (NAICOM), before they can be made public on the NGX Trading Portal.
Parallel Corporate Restructuring: Simultaneously, Cornerstone is navigating an extensive operational unbundling required by the Nigeria Insurance Industry Reform Act (NIIRA). This structural split involves transferring composite insurance operations into distinct corporate entities (Cornerstone Life Assurance Limited and FIN Insurance Company Limited), which has further constrained internal financial reporting resources.
Affected Financial Reports
The transition backlog has caused a sequential filing bottleneck, impacting multiple reporting cycles:
FY 2025 Audited Financial Statements (AFS)
Q1 2026 Unaudited Financial Statements (UFS)
Current Status
The company's Board of Directors met to evaluate the draft financial reports and coordinate final revisions. Management is working closely with Deloitte & Touche alongside NAICOM to secure the necessary regulatory sign-offs.

The delay in publishing Caverton Offshore Support Group Plc’s latest financial reports is primarily due to unresolved audit procedures and subsequent data reconciliation blockages.
Primary Reasons for the Delay
Incomplete External Audit Framework: According to corporate filings submitted to the Nigerian Exchange Limited (NGX), Caverton missed its initial deadline because its comprehensive external audit was still ongoing. The company noted that additional complex review procedures and final clearances required extra validation time with its external auditors.
Reconciliation and Verification Errors: In a subsequent corporate action press release, management revealed that finalizing the subsequent interim books has been further delayed by complex, ongoing account reconciliation and validation issues across its operating segments.
Affected Financial Reports
The accounting backlog has created a standard domino effect, putting two major sequential reporting periods into regulatory default:
FY 2025 Audited Financial Statements (AFS) (Initially due on March 31, 2026)
Q1 2026 Unaudited Financial Statements (UFS) (Initially due on April 30, 2026)
Current Status & Filing Extension
The company previously targeted early May 2026 for a unified submission. However, because the primary audit synchronization remains open, the final approved reports are still pending publication on the Caverton Financial Portal.

The delay in publishing Aradel Holdings Plc’s latest financial reports is due to complexities from a major equity corporate acquisition.
Primary Reason for the Delay
According to corporate disclosures filed by Aradel Holdings Plc with the Nigerian Exchange Limited (NGX), the holdup stems directly from its recent acquisition of an additional 40% equity interest in ND Western Limited.
Consolidation Backlog: The inclusion of this substantial stake requires integrating ND Western Limited's numbers into the Group's larger financial reporting framework.
Regulatory Compliance: Management and external auditors require extra time to ensure the statements accurately reflect the enlarged Group's position under applicable accounting standards.
Affected Financial Reports
Because the year-end books for the main group cannot close without this component, two primary reports are delayed:
FY 2025 Audited Financial Statements (AFS)
Q1 2026 Unaudited Interim Financial Statements
Revised Expected Publication Date
Aradel initially targeted May 29, 2026, for the release. However, after encountering unforeseen technical hurdles during consolidation, the company officially extended its filing timeline.
Both financial reports are now scheduled to be published on or before Friday, 19th June 2026.

The delay in publishing Aluminium Extrusion Industries Plc’s latest annual financial reports stems from a combination of severe operational disruptions, macroeconomic distress, and compounding regulatory compliance issues.
Primary Reasons for the Delay
Severe Operational Disruption (Robbery Shock): In corporate disclosures to the Nigerian Exchange Limited (NGX), the company flagged a major security breach and robbery incident at its facilities. This severely disrupted day-to-day manufacturing operations, complicated the physical reconciliation of assets, and delayed internal bookkeeping processes.
Macroeconomic and Cash Flow Distress: The company transitioned into a severe net loss position. It is grappling with a steep decline in top-line revenue, negative operating cash flow, and a shrinking asset base primarily due to impairments on property, plant, and equipment. This financial stress slowed down the completion of standard external audit procedures.
Free Float Structural Deficiencies: According to market tracking reports, Aluminium Extrusion Industries has simultaneously fallen into a regulatory breach regarding its free float threshold (the minimum percentage of shares that must be held by the public). Dealing with regulatory waivers and restructuring its ownership profile has diverted corporate resources away from reporting timelines.
Regulatory Status
Due to these back-to-back challenges, ALEX has joined the NGX watchlist of over 30 firms facing default penalties or compliance compliance timelines. The stock currently carries an Below Minimum Listing Standard [BMF] tag on the NGX Trading Board.

The delay in publishing Regency Alliance Insurance Plc’s latest financial reports is primarily due to actuarial valuation bottlenecks.
Reason for the Delay
According to the company's official corporate disclosure sent to the Nigerian Exchange Limited (NGX), the primary holdup stems from the completion of the mandatory actuarial valuation report.
Actuarial Complexities: The company’s appointed actuaries are working concurrently with External Auditors to resolve valuations that must be officially integrated into the figures.
Systemic Regulatory Overhaul: This follows historical, industry-wide operational friction linked to transitioning accounting frameworks (migrating from IFRS 4 to IFRS 17 metrics), alongside ongoing regulatory reviews by the National Insurance Commission (NAICOM).
Affected Financial Reports
Because the foundational data from the year-end audits is still pending, multiple reports have faced a domino effect:
2025 Audited Financial Statements (AFS)
2026 First Quarter Unaudited Financial Statements (Q1 UFS)
Expected Resolution Date
Management has officially communicated that they expect to finalize the actuarial review and submit both sets of outstanding financial statements on or before Friday, 30th June 2026.