Science/Technology › Re: The Animal Or Snake That Sounds Like A Rooster At Night by eteba(m): 2:33pm On Sep 17, 2021 |
Petie33: They are snakes cobra big and black if you want to find out cook 10 to 16 eggs and put the cooked eggs close to where the sound come from you will see the snake beacuse after swallowing the eggs since the eggs are cooked the eggs will not digest and you will kill the snake for meat .....make over sense no kill u...o |
Politics › Re: Joe Igbokwe Calls FFK A "Charlatan and Prostitute", Criticies APC by eteba(m): 11:03am On Sep 17, 2021 |
Mr Joe Igbokwe, you're doing very well in the gutters.....keep up the good work. |
Politics › Re: Gov. Umahi Disagrees With Southern Governors, Insists FG Should Collect VAT by eteba(m): 10:55am On Sep 17, 2021 |
Govs Umahi and Hope Uzodinma are all fulani slaves.....tueh! |
Health › Re: Bayelsa Commences Evacuation Of People Living With Mental Health Disorders by eteba(m): 1:18pm On Sep 16, 2021 |
Since Buhari came, psychia cases have been on d rise! |
Politics › Re: Tax Credit Scheme: Globalcom To Reconstruct 64 Km Ota-Idiroko Road In 2022 by eteba(m): 1:14pm On Sep 16, 2021 |
Which one be Globalcom, I thought it was Globacom.....what do I know sef ni! |
Romance › Re: Nigeria Lesbians Got Married Using Tattoos by eteba(m): 1:11pm On Sep 16, 2021 |
Low budget! |
Politics › Re: 2023: Jonathan Will Be Given A Chance To Contest If He Joins APC - Akpanudoedehe by eteba(m): 1:08pm On Sep 16, 2021 |
You Udoedeghe, can't u contest for president? |
Fashion › Re: Fashion Or Madness? by eteba(m): 8:24pm On Sep 15, 2021 |
It's actually fashion, in collabo with some degree of madness. |
Politics › Re: Garba Shehu Criticises Yoruba Nation Over UN March, Partnership With IPOB by eteba(m): 7:29pm On Sep 15, 2021 |
Garbage shehu is an idiot |
Politics › Re: VAT Collection: Appeal Court Orders Rivers, Lagos To Maintain Status Quo by eteba(m): 8:57pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
Status quo ko! Status queue ni! |
Health › Re: My Right Eyelid Is Moving Uncontrollably by eteba(m): 8:49pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
Obviously, eye don dey turn you! |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Zimbabwean Boy Mauled By Hyena Leaves SA Hospital With New Face (PIX) by eteba(m): 9:28am On Sep 10, 2021 |
God bless u boy |
Politics › Re: Buhari In Imo: ₦700m Wasted As Rented Crowd Refuses To Show Up - SR by eteba(m): 9:02am On Sep 10, 2021 |
richmond500: I thought they said no one came to visit Buhari, are those ghosts?
BTW, this Buhari visit really deh hurt some people o Those abok!s u see in the pictures with dirty slippers are the ones welcoming buhari in imo state. |
Romance › Re: Man Collapses And Dies After Seeing Sex Tape Of His Wife With Another Man by eteba(m): 8:33pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
He's obviously a very stupid man |
Politics › Re: Yawi Modu: Soldiers Apprehend High Profile Boko Haram Terrorist by eteba(m): 8:20pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
I actually expected to see his head on a stake! |
Politics › Re: Which Is The Best HMO In Nigeria? by eteba(m): 8:18pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Greatest100: Anchor Hmo Anchor is the worst HMO in Africa, they're owing hospitals up n down |
Politics › Re: Buhari In Imo: I Want To Be Remembered As President Who Stabilized Nigeria by eteba(m): 8:14pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Of course we'll remember u as a terrorist president. |
Politics › Re: MACBAN: Cows Will Cost ₦2 Million Each If Lagos Anti-Open Passes Grazing Law by eteba(m): 2:04pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
It's good na, keep ur cows to yourself |
Family › Re: Have You Ever Slept Hungry To Prove A Point To You Wife That You Are Angry ?? by eteba(m): 1:48pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
I did but late in d night, I sneeked in2 d kitchen unknown to her and sipped garri with dry fish....it's not me hunger would come and kill. From the next days onward I dey run bar like craze, na she tire come dey beg. |
Politics › Re: Amid VAT Saga, States Sue FG Over Sharing Of Stamp Duty Revenue by eteba(m): 1:29pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Great news |
Politics › Re: Muhammad Magaji Begs Southern States On VAT, Says Let’s Be Our Brothers' Keeper by eteba(m): 9:50pm On Sep 08, 2021 |
You're very st^pid, who's ur brother |
Politics › Re: El-Rufai Asks JAMB To Stop Giving Preferential Scores To Northern Students by eteba(m): 10:38am On Sep 07, 2021 |
Nkitara: Buhari is a testament that northerners have cow brain sprinkled with urine in that head of theirs .....sprinkled with cow urine and wrapped around with cow intestine. |
Politics › Re: El-Rufai Asks JAMB To Stop Giving Preferential Scores To Northern Students by eteba(m): 10:34am On Sep 07, 2021 |
Then all northerners will b rearing Cows, as they are naturally unintelligent as to compete with the South educationally. |
Politics › Re: El-Rufai Asks JAMB To Stop Giving Preferential Scores To Northern Students by eteba(m): 10:31am On Sep 07, 2021 |
Davash222: Oga, JAMB score is not quota system 
Na wetin you score dem go give you. Tell your Northern students to leave cow and concentrate more on Education if they want high scores like their counterparts from other region. I think you didn't get what he says. Right from inception, JAMB cut-off mark is way lower in northern states as they're considered as not being able to compete educationally with their counterparts in the South. |
Politics › Re: Open Grazing, VAT Bills Scale Second Reading At Lagos Assembly by eteba(m): 10:21am On Sep 07, 2021 |
Lagos amaka! |
Politics › Re: Masari Bans Commercial Phone Charging Points In Katsina Over Banditry by eteba(m): 10:15am On Sep 07, 2021 |
Sai baba.....banditry for life, dis is morning oh ye almajiris! |
Politics › Re: Miyetti Allah To FG: Stop Southern Governors From Enacting Anti-Grazing Laws by eteba(m): 9:15am On Sep 07, 2021 |
Cows |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: "I'm Sad And Don't Know What To Do" - Tega's Husband Breaks Silence by eteba(m): 9:11am On Sep 07, 2021 |
Which kain husband be dis one kwanu! |
Politics › Re: Miyetti Allah Asks For Creation Of Livestock Ministry by eteba(m): 8:49am On Sep 07, 2021 |
What does these Cows even what with dis country ni! |
Celebrities › Re: If I Have My Way, I Will Marry Tonto C. Dikeh. by eteba(m): 2:40pm On Sep 06, 2021 |
My brother, I fear who no fear u! |
Politics › Re: Lagos, Rivers Begin VAT Collection, FG, North Disagree by eteba(m): 9:19am On Sep 06, 2021 |
The almajiri parasites up north will not like this......kudos to Wike
But if bandits are paying vat from ransoms collected......the states will rake-in billions in revenue. *sense no go kill me ni* |
Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia Drags 2Face Idibia On Instagram Over One Of His Baby Mamas by eteba(m): 7:09am On Sep 03, 2021*. Modified: 7:29am On Sep 03, 2021 |
According to the Nigerian constitution....section bla bla bla....subsection bla bla bla, 2face Idibia has not committed any offence.....case closed! |