Health › Re: My Right Eyelid Is Moving Uncontrollably by eteba(m): 8:49pm On Sep 10, 2021 |
Obviously, eye don dey turn you! |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Zimbabwean Boy Mauled By Hyena Leaves SA Hospital With New Face (PIX) by eteba(m): 9:28am On Sep 10, 2021 |
God bless u boy |
Politics › Re: Buhari In Imo: ₦700m Wasted As Rented Crowd Refuses To Show Up - SR by eteba(m): 9:02am On Sep 10, 2021 |
richmond500: I thought they said no one came to visit Buhari, are those ghosts?
BTW, this Buhari visit really deh hurt some people o Those abok!s u see in the pictures with dirty slippers are the ones welcoming buhari in imo state. |
Romance › Re: Man Collapses And Dies After Seeing Sex Tape Of His Wife With Another Man by eteba(m): 8:33pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
He's obviously a very stupid man |
Politics › Re: Yawi Modu: Soldiers Apprehend High Profile Boko Haram Terrorist by eteba(m): 8:20pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
I actually expected to see his head on a stake! |
Politics › Re: Which Is The Best HMO In Nigeria? by eteba(m): 8:18pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Greatest100: Anchor Hmo Anchor is the worst HMO in Africa, they're owing hospitals up n down |
Politics › Re: Buhari In Imo: I Want To Be Remembered As President Who Stabilized Nigeria by eteba(m): 8:14pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Of course we'll remember u as a terrorist president. |
Politics › Re: MACBAN: Cows Will Cost ₦2 Million Each If Lagos Anti-Open Passes Grazing Law by eteba(m): 2:04pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
It's good na, keep ur cows to yourself |
Family › Re: Have You Ever Slept Hungry To Prove A Point To You Wife That You Are Angry ?? by eteba(m): 1:48pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
I did but late in d night, I sneeked in2 d kitchen unknown to her and sipped garri with dry fish....it's not me hunger would come and kill. From the next days onward I dey run bar like craze, na she tire come dey beg. |
Politics › Re: Amid VAT Saga, States Sue FG Over Sharing Of Stamp Duty Revenue by eteba(m): 1:29pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Great news |
Politics › Re: Muhammad Magaji Begs Southern States On VAT, Says Let’s Be Our Brothers' Keeper by eteba(m): 9:50pm On Sep 08, 2021 |
You're very st^pid, who's ur brother |
Politics › Re: El-Rufai Asks JAMB To Stop Giving Preferential Scores To Northern Students by eteba(m): 10:38am On Sep 07, 2021 |
Nkitara: Buhari is a testament that northerners have cow brain sprinkled with urine in that head of theirs .....sprinkled with cow urine and wrapped around with cow intestine. |
Politics › Re: El-Rufai Asks JAMB To Stop Giving Preferential Scores To Northern Students by eteba(m): 10:34am On Sep 07, 2021 |
Then all northerners will b rearing Cows, as they are naturally unintelligent as to compete with the South educationally. |
Politics › Re: El-Rufai Asks JAMB To Stop Giving Preferential Scores To Northern Students by eteba(m): 10:31am On Sep 07, 2021 |
Davash222: Oga, JAMB score is not quota system 
Na wetin you score dem go give you. Tell your Northern students to leave cow and concentrate more on Education if they want high scores like their counterparts from other region. I think you didn't get what he says. Right from inception, JAMB cut-off mark is way lower in northern states as they're considered as not being able to compete educationally with their counterparts in the South. |
Politics › Re: Open Grazing, VAT Bills Scale Second Reading At Lagos Assembly by eteba(m): 10:21am On Sep 07, 2021 |
Lagos amaka! |
Politics › Re: Masari Bans Commercial Phone Charging Points In Katsina Over Banditry by eteba(m): 10:15am On Sep 07, 2021 |
Sai baba.....banditry for life, dis is morning oh ye almajiris! |
Politics › Re: Miyetti Allah To FG: Stop Southern Governors From Enacting Anti-Grazing Laws by eteba(m): 9:15am On Sep 07, 2021 |
Cows |
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: "I'm Sad And Don't Know What To Do" - Tega's Husband Breaks Silence by eteba(m): 9:11am On Sep 07, 2021 |
Which kain husband be dis one kwanu! |
Politics › Re: Miyetti Allah Asks For Creation Of Livestock Ministry by eteba(m): 8:49am On Sep 07, 2021 |
What does these Cows even what with dis country ni! |
Celebrities › Re: If I Have My Way, I Will Marry Tonto C. Dikeh. by eteba(m): 2:40pm On Sep 06, 2021 |
My brother, I fear who no fear u! |
Politics › Re: Lagos, Rivers Begin VAT Collection, FG, North Disagree by eteba(m): 9:19am On Sep 06, 2021 |
The almajiri parasites up north will not like this......kudos to Wike
But if bandits are paying vat from ransoms collected......the states will rake-in billions in revenue. *sense no go kill me ni* |
Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia Drags 2Face Idibia On Instagram Over One Of His Baby Mamas by eteba(m): 7:09am On Sep 03, 2021*. Modified: 7:29am On Sep 03, 2021 |
According to the Nigerian constitution....section bla bla bla....subsection bla bla bla, 2face Idibia has not committed any offence.....case closed! |
Fashion › Re: Anjy Luminee's Dress To Bobrisky’s 30th Birthday Party Causes Stir by eteba(m): 3:10pm On Sep 01, 2021 |
Ladies and Gentlemen, I can now comfortably say that the world has come to an end!
Goodluck to all of you! |
Culture › Re: Olu Of Warri Dissolves Council Of Chiefs by eteba(m): 11:24am On Sep 01, 2021 |
adioolayi: Is this possible
How...are the Chiefs not entitled to the throne till they passed on
Okay...for Revalidation purpose..That's the Custom ..I guess They are still Chiefs in their own rights, but are no more members of the current King`s advisory committee.......i guess. |
Education › Re: SUBEB Suspends Teacher For Defiling 14 Pupils In Niger Primary School by eteba(m): 10:52am On Sep 01, 2021 |
How many undefiled pupils come remain ni! |
Culture › Re: Olu Of Warri Dissolves Council Of Chiefs by eteba(m): 8:05am On Sep 01, 2021 |
good, remove that Ayiri |
Education › Re: JAMB Abolishes UTME Cut-Off Marks by eteba(m): 8:52pm On Aug 31, 2021 |
Federal University of Islamabad......cut-off point 47! |
Politics › Re: Mary Leonard: US Ready To Help Nigeria Identify Boko Haram Sponsors by eteba(m): 7:13am On Aug 31, 2021 |
Dear United States of America, The man in-charge of affairs in Nigeria is a well known TERRORIST!......just for your information.
Thank you and God bless. Yours angrily, Eteba. |
Politics › Re: Gbajabiamila Visits Olu Of Warri, Tsola Emiko (Photos) by eteba(m): 1:23pm On Aug 30, 2021 |
garfield1: The number one ruler in the entire delta state,the third most powerful king in the whole ss/se You`re very correct, Obong of Calabar is the next most powerful king after Oba of benin. |
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: How Viewers Voted For JMK, Sammie, Maria & Pere by eteba(m): 8:31pm On Aug 29, 2021 |
lalasticlala: JMK: 4.64%
Sammie: 10.21%
Maria: 13.73%
Pere: 14.17 ok |
Politics › Re: Why We Arrest Commoners But Leave The Rich, Powerful Who Break Our Rules, Hisbah by eteba(m): 10:16am On Aug 29, 2021 |
The hisbah and their leaders are all COWS! |
Politics › Re: Helicopter Shoots Passenger Boat In Rivers State, People Killed by eteba(m): 7:52am On Aug 29, 2021 |
Christistruth00: Bunkering boats are not shot at because of their flammable Cargos they are arrested and their Cargo Seized
And in case you haven’t heard the Bunkering business is Controlled by Security Agents especially Senior Customs and Navy Officers . Go and read Wikileaks I agree with you.... |