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PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: Buhari Vows To Find Missing Chibok Girls by Etizz: 10:12pm On Dec 29, 2015
What?
Buhari to find chibok waitinhuh


Is he just waking uphuh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Will This Affect Me When Searching For A Job? by Etizz: 8:27pm On Dec 29, 2015
For now it wont, but wen village people hear say u won go higher institution now....hmmmmm...

Na dat time it will become an issue

So , for clarity, I will advice u swear an affidavit for it.....ok
CrimeRe: Face Of Man Who Led A 30-man Robbery Gang by Etizz: 5:45pm On Dec 29, 2015
Dat face nor swell up reach na.... angry

Imagine he even have a handwork....

Na so kehkeh turn means of rubbery , they have d kehkeh but instead of using it to hustle, they are using it to rub....

Sometimes I dont blame those carrying out jungle justice.
Christianity EtcRe: Primate Ayodele Unveils His Prediction For 2016 by Etizz: 11:24pm On Dec 28, 2015
All I get from him is "maybe" , "I think" , "if"

For crying out loud, is he PREDICTING or PROPHESYINGhuhhuh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How We’ll Create Jobs Through 365 Festivals In Nigeria – Lai Mohammed by Etizz: 6:30pm On Dec 28, 2015
Nigerians, including APC supporters no longer believe anything dat comes out from d gutter mouth of this man called lai....
PoliticsRe: Female Bombers Attack Motor-Park In Adamawa, 30 Feared Dead - Premium Times by Etizz: 6:20pm On Dec 28, 2015
When I see a topic like dis, the first thing that cross my mind is LAI
PoliticsRe: Ex-president Jonathan Replies Buhari by Etizz: 6:19pm On Dec 28, 2015
Clueless Jonathan.... I agree...


But the man who has taken over just can't think of is household how much more a country......


Jonathan should have known by now how dumb dat guy is.....


How can u keep blaming your immediate past government....


If u wants to blame u should know where to start from... Including your past ruling....
RomanceRe: When A Relationship Wasn't Defined: Hilarious Conversation by Etizz: 4:34pm On Dec 28, 2015
Pls where are the remaining chat history??
I need to know who's fault oh....
CrimeRe: Man Electrocuted While Trying To Steal Electric Cable (Photo) by Etizz: 11:41am On Dec 28, 2015
Wait oh, na d whole 33kv power line he won steal? Dat guy get mind oh.....
Jokes EtcRe: What Are They Trying To Fix Now? (Hilarious Photo) by Etizz: 10:35am On Dec 28, 2015
The fuel pump is bad....
EducationRe: Someone Please Help Me Before I Kill Myself by Etizz: 10:06am On Dec 28, 2015
Am angry with all u nairalanders oh.... Shwooooooo...

For crying out loud, dis guy came out plain and straight with all he has done, and need your advice, he agreed he has fvcked up, all you can do is judging him against his flaws...... Instead of advice...

Waitin sef, na una good pass, una too dey form one kind tin sef.....

Everyone has an imperfection........

As for OP, since your mum is aware, I advice u tell her everything u are passing through right now and ask her to let your dad know about it, don't go n tell your dad in person oh, your mum can do it better....... So as for your dad not to be in suspense.... By den d matter is half solved.... I will will advise u graduate by all means weda u Grad wit pass or not, have a certificate with u..... Better Dan spending all years with nothing to show for it....

Moreover, the last thing you should never think of is SUICIDE......

Don't try it OK.........
CrimeRe: Beware! New Mode Of Robbery In Lagos. by Etizz: 9:36am On Dec 28, 2015
It's possible for armed rubbers in naija to do it..... But it's also easy to locate dem.....


Transaction in such manner can easily be trace......
FamilyRe: I’ve Been Stripped Unclad – Mother Of Twins Killed By Drunken-Cop by Etizz: 9:32am On Dec 28, 2015
I pity the old woman, feeling her pain right now....

But I dey suprise how d police do am,

He shoot one, shoot two, shoot d third, den himself....
HealthRe: Fireworks Blows Off 10-year-Old Boy's Hand In Enugu (very Graphic Photo) by Etizz: 11:46pm On Dec 27, 2015
New stories, old photos.......
BusinessRe: Crude Oil Price Could Fall To $20 In 2016 – IMF by Etizz: 11:45pm On Dec 26, 2015
Abiagirl777:
Of course let it fall to 0.0ⁿ0/$ so we can have peace
Meanwhile I want to wish Happy Christmas to the man who appropriated a large portion of the budget for further exploration of oil in the chad basin.
GIVE IT UP FOR!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahahah.... I nor fit die for laugh o,... Babe u wicked oh..... Lol
PoliticsRe: Stone Us If Buhari Fails To Deliver On Electoral Promises – Momoh by Etizz: 1:14pm On Dec 26, 2015
Oga na problem u won cause so oh....
RomanceRe: When You Call Her After Sending 2k Credit And She Says "Who's This?" by Etizz: 1:10pm On Dec 26, 2015
Na d tin mayk d gai fent xo??


Chai , d bayb weekhead.....



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CrimeRe: Robbers Shoot Man, Son In Calabar (pictured) by Etizz: 11:22am On Dec 26, 2015
Wait oh, na wish kind gun dem take shoot d leg when doctor tie d leg like MUMMY....

abi na bomb d armed rubber use take blast d leg....
CareerRe: SEAFARERS Messroom by Etizz:
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Explosion At Anioma Filling Station Asaba (Photo by Etizz: 3:25pm On Dec 25, 2015
Another one againhuh



I am sick n tired of bad news....



Non of these bad news will be our portion....
Nairaland GeneralRe: Burnt Person Runs Out Of Chickason Gas Plant Explosion In Anambra (Video) by Etizz: 3:21pm On Dec 25, 2015
At this point, I say the one who snap the pictures and video dem while burning is heartless..
TravelRe: Three Men Die In Benue Accident (PHOTOS) by Etizz: 1:59pm On Dec 25, 2015
God..... I don't know my time.... Please let me us live long.
FamilyRe: Why Are Wives Looking Older Than Their Husbands? by Etizz: 1:57pm On Dec 25, 2015
sukkot:
bros, ya parents might need mental evaluation. jus sayin
Not everything u see is exactly what you think...... I guess u don't understand my point..... Pervert.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Reveals Her Baby's Face (Photo) by Etizz: 1:53pm On Dec 25, 2015
handsomeclouds:
Bullshit.....
We don't need stories like this on FP
We need to ration this front page for everyone.
1. Celebrity ish should be 10%
2. Politics (Im not counting Bruce Murray, he is part of celebrity) should be 30%
3. Educational articles should be 30%
4. In love with my ex| My housegirl is seducing me| she wants me to dump my aunt| and other LIES should be 5%
5. Jokes should be 15%
6. Literature should get 10%
Adapted from Elparaiso
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handsomeclouds:
Bullshit.....
We don't need stories like this on FP
We need to ration this front page for everyone.
1. Celebrity ish should be 10%
2. Politics (Im not counting Bruce Murray, he is part of celebrity) should be 30%
3. Educational articles should be 30%
4. In love with my ex| My housegirl is seducing me| she wants me to dump my aunt| and other LIES should be 5%
5. Jokes should be 15%
6. Literature should get 10%
Adapted from Elparaiso
FamilyRe: Why Are Wives Looking Older Than Their Husbands? by Etizz: 12:06pm On Dec 25, 2015
Do u know between my mum n my dad I can't differentiate who is younger, my dad nor go let me rest with my Jeans and Polo, he keeps wearing my clothes, and my mum her own nai worse pass, she dey wear my younger sister clothes and if u see her on trousers eh, u fit gist her sef......



In other words, If your mum or wife is older Dan your husband or father, they have something else doing Dan taking care of themselves........
CrimeRe: Two Gay Men Caught In Delta, Handed Over To Chief Priest For Cleansing. Photo by Etizz: 2:06pm On Dec 24, 2015
Lol..... They really need cleansing...
TravelRe: Airport Official Pushing Aeroplane [photo] by Etizz: 12:03pm On Dec 24, 2015
These guys are really going backward....
PoliticsRe: Buhari Tells BBC, Boko Haram: Militants 'close To Defeat'. by Etizz: 10:53am On Dec 24, 2015
Tut lai said they have been defeatedhuh
PoliticsRe: Army Has Met December Deadline Of Defeating Boko Haram – Lai Mohammed by Etizz: 9:51pm On Dec 23, 2015
Is he really that Stup!d or he is just faking the Stup!d!ty?
Science/TechnologyRe: The Locally-Made Vehicle I Saw In Aba - Pictures by Etizz: 3:20pm On Dec 23, 2015
The government will see it as rubbish and look away..... Den they will later come out with their dirty mouth to say the Youths are not innovative....
CrimeRe: Police Parade Teenager And Pastor Over Alleged Murders by Etizz: 3:10pm On Dec 23, 2015
Am seriously tired of hearing bad news ..

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