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Religion / Re: What Are Your Prayers God Have Answered In Year 2023? by Etoo: 10:24am On Dec 10, 2023
I roofed my house I started since 10 years ago.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Colombia Plane Crash: Four Children Found Alive In Amazon After 40 Days by Etoo: 5:13pm On Jun 10, 2023
It can only be God

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Cabinet: Muslims Lobby President-elect For More Ministers Than Christians by Etoo: 9:13pm On May 21, 2023
Saao:
Let them take all the ministers, it won't change anything. Since 1960 Muslim rules more and what was the gain, poverty upon poverty
Politics / Re: Shettima: Senate President, Speaker Can’t Be Of Same Faith by Etoo: 7:51am On May 14, 2023
I doubt whether he knows what he is saying. God is watching us.
Politics / Re: Atiku With 489,045 Votes Defeats Tinubu In Katsina by Etoo: 7:48am On Feb 27, 2023
NSNA:
The Igbos could have supported the Yorubas who accommodate them but instead, they divide the south and help the North who use them as pawns.
May God punish you for this. It shall never be well with ur generation.

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Business / Re: First Bank Deletes Tweet Asking Citizens To Bring Their ₦‎1,000, ₦‎500 Notes by Etoo: 6:35pm On Feb 17, 2023
Tinubu is a shame to humanity. Tuaaee.

wisdomguy4u:
The new way of standing for national Anthem grin grin

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Romance / Re: I Kissed Her by Etoo: 10:21pm On Jan 31, 2023
Ur mistaken. I think ur a Simp by asking this kind of question
Crime / Re: Judge Kills Wife, Rapes Corpse In Front Of Their Kids, Hangs Himself In Church by Etoo: 11:13am On Dec 11, 2022
DNA saga. That's my inference.

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Politics / Re: Bishop Kayode Williams Disagrees With CAN, Supports Tinubu by Etoo: 7:35pm On Aug 05, 2022
Crime / Re: How I Was Scammed Of My Than 100k By Someone I Thought Was My Brother (photo) by Etoo: 9:46pm On Jul 22, 2022
A scammer has been scammed.thats all I can see.
obisage:

I’ll make the story very short.
Please ignore any typos and grammatical errors. I’m tensed up now.

I met this guy in my area and he introduced himself as Bright Daniel from Ngwo, Enugu State, a staff of Zenith bank in the loan department. So been a brother from same state, we easily started getting along.

I requested for a loan of one million Naira because I needed to give my business a face lift.
He told me the requirements, which includes payment of 32,000 for bank history check (according to him) ID cards, NEPA bill, five cheques signed by me, passports And Guarantor. Which I provided all

Immediately I provided all this, he started calling me one day that he needs a current NEPA bill that the one I provided is old. Which I rallied around and provided one.

He called again that the cheque I proved is not accepted that I need d to go to the bank and bring a flesh one. This guy carry phone and followed me until I went to the bank And got another cheque book. I signed another 5 and gave to him.

He called that he is still having problems with the new cheque but that he has a solution for it, that all they want to do is to make a withdrawal from my account to prove the authenticity of the cheque, but that if I can send the money to him directly he’ll now present it to the bank as money withdrawn from my account so as to fast track things. But that the withdrawal will be reversed within two days, I said okay, drop your account number, and I sent him the 40k.

Immediately after that he changed.
If I chat him, he will reply the the next day. He will claim he came to my office and I was not around. What do you want to tell me in the office that you can’t say on the chat? I always asked him.
meanwhile, I’ve started suspecting his authenticity before then, for two reasons, 1: whenever he wants to say any sensitive things, he will never say them on chat, he can call me a million times, but I would always ignore the calls to make sure he put them in a written form for documentation purposes. 2: he confided in me that he is a Yahoo! Boy and just returned from Ghana before his family got him the banking job. (A leopard can never change it’s spot)

Remember this is getting to 3months now. One day he brought a form written LOAN AGREEMENT BETWEEN ZENITH AND OBINNA ANI. INTEREST RATE 5%
Na there I know say I don enter one chance.
One, it looks like what a nursery one student wrote, two he wrote 5% which translate to 500k interest on 1m loan. Immediately I know say na full time scam, I started asking for the money I deposited to him not the loan again, but as expected, he started dribbling me. I was pampering him just to set my eyes on him but he knows the games he’s playing. So he never showed up.

That was when I decided to go to the bank where he claims he works, I got there and called his three names, but they said they didn’t know anyone with that name, I showed them his pictures and they said he used to visit the bank as a customer but he’s not a staff..

The following day me and another of his victims whom he once took to one micro finance bank as his place of work visited there. We were told that he visits there but not a staff. That he works with one MORE LIFE micro finance. We looked for the address of the more life but couldn’t locate it. While we were looking for the address, he started chatting one of our brothers with us, that we should not bother looking for him, that he has relocated to Ajah Lekki and has broken his SIM card. The brother was playing to us the whole voice note.

Few days ago, I was called by a micro finance bank asking when I’m paying for the person I Stood for as Guarantor. I said how? they said someone submitted my credentials as Guarantor to take a loan from them. My brothers and sisters, this guy did not only take money from me, he used my national ID card, cheque, passport and NEPA bill to submit me as a Guarantor to took a loan. They said with the signed cheque, they’ll withdraw the money from my account if the guy keeps been on the run

He has been on the run since then, How do I get this guy? How do I recover my money from him? How do I remove my name as a Guarantor? How do I recover my signed cheques with him??

Attached is our conversations, his picture and phone number
813 190 7472

Make una help a brother
NYSC / Re: Corper Stephanie Terungwa Missing In Abuja (Photo) by Etoo: 10:10pm On Apr 27, 2022
This is horrific. I am speechless. Nigeria is finished

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Romance / Re: Guys can you deal with this kind of girl? ...should I Continue With her? by Etoo: 9:51am On Nov 30, 2021
Japa. That's my sole advice.
Family / Re: My Experience With A Wrong Partner by Etoo: 2:03pm On Nov 16, 2021
@Op, there is no sympathy here. If you had hammered with the yahoo guy and succeeded, this story would not see the light of the day.

Indeed, you deserve whatever befalls you or more.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Heavy Explosion Outside Kabul Airport, Casualties Unclear - Pentagon by Etoo: 4:31pm On Aug 26, 2021
Close ur filthy mouth. Islam is a religion of piss.

Ibkhaleel:
They told you Osama was in Afganistan,
You believed
They told you, Libya warehoused Weapon of Mass Destruction,
You believed
They painted Sadam Hussien as satanic,
Invaded Iraq and decimated lives,
Lives were lost in millions,
Livelihood disrupted,
And nations put in ruins.
You didn't see all these as calamities,
You didn't see this as terrorism,
But you see that man with turban and long beard as a terrorist!
You are not far from a terrorist
Because you close your eyes to the real act of terror
While lives are brought to ruination.
Hypocritically musing

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Investment / With The Recent CBN Policy, Is It Good To Keep My Savings In Dollars? by Etoo: 6:35am On Jul 30, 2021
Good morning, Fellow nairalanders. Please with the recent policy of CBN, is it still advisable to keep someones currency in Dollars. I bought the dollars at 495 naira. I'm highly worried.

Pls moderator, help me push this to front page for a prompt advice.

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Politics / Re: Pantami Takes NIN To New York To Enrol Nigerians Living In U.S. by Etoo: 1:02pm On Jul 28, 2021
nairalandankrah:
They want to use the NIN to track the movement of Nigerians in the diaspora..
So they will easily abduct and kidnap any person of their choice who they feel is working against the government's islamisation agenda but they'll fail
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I expect Nigeria Christians in the Diaspora to file a suit against this move..!!
Car Talk / Re: Can Toyota 2.4 Litres Engine Shock Fit Into 2.2 Litres Engine Own. by Etoo: 8:14am On Apr 16, 2021
Thanks bro. He wanted to use it both in the back and front. I want to be sure that it would not affect my car adversely
amedualiyu:
Some mechanic even use Highlander's shock for that same 2.2 Camry especially the back. Therefore using 2.4 shock for 2.2 Camry is still ok
Car Talk / Can Toyota 2.4 Litres Engine Shock Fit Into 2.2 Litres Engine Own. by Etoo: 12:59am On Apr 16, 2021
Good morning fellow nairalanders.

I'm sorry to bring this up but I have endured so much on the shock absorber of my Toyota camry 98 model, 2.2 litres engine . The shock is low and develops one fault or the other as soon as a replacement is installed.

My mechanic advised we should install the shock absorber from a camry 2.4 litres engine. I need to confirm whether they can fit in on my 2.2 litres engine car or is there any other better way to relieve my spending on the shock absorber.

Kindly advice me on this. Thank you.
Politics / Re: Kidnappers Of Kaduna Students Release Video, Demand ₦500 Million by Etoo: 5:17pm On Mar 13, 2021
The Northerners are indeed cashing out seriously.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido's Chioma And Their Son, Ifeanyi In New Pictures by Etoo: 11:08am On Feb 07, 2021
Bouz:
Are you normal, Guy this girl is damn pretty na. this is without make up oh

Na lie be that.
Politics / Re: Jonathan's Government Offered Us 100 Billion, Buhari Should Honor It - Herdsmen by Etoo: 2:04pm On Jan 24, 2021
True talk. Sense full your Belle.


owobokiri:
Jonathan has always been a naive, utterly ignorant political wreck anyways.. So no need here.. He's seen globally as the father of decent democracy in Nigeria, yet he was the one that handed power to a proven jihadist whose segregational and polarising habits were so destructive that his fellow Muslim northern officers had to shove him aside in a palace coup in 1985! Without Jonathan dropping the ball, Buhari wouldn't have been president because there were more than enough reasons to disqualify him, or "out-hussle" him in the election proper! No true patriot hands over the reigns of governance of his country to a platoon of janja-weed upstarts just because you want to be seen as a "peace maker".

Benjamin Netanyahu will never hand over the leadership of isreal to an Israeli Hamas apologist! Kagame won't hand over Rwanda to a Hutu radical! Biden will never hand over the country to an Alqaeda apologist! Putin won't hand over the kremlin to a Chechyan with soft spot for Chechyan separatists! You look for moderates in those areas to work with not allow yourself to be stampeded out of power by a scraggy clan of religious extremists and tribal urchins just because you "don't want blood to be spilled in your name".. Is there any amount of blood that would have been spilled in that elections that would have been bigger than the amount being spilled everyday since then?
Family / Re: Simi, Others Gift Money To Wife Who Appreciated Her Husband's Christmas Chicken by Etoo: 6:04pm On Dec 25, 2020
Women and Jealousy, 5 and 6
pretydiva:
What's so special??
Romance / Re: Just Realized My Gf Is In Control All The While by Etoo: 10:49am On Oct 09, 2020
SIMPISH BEHAVIOUR
Blackmann001:
...my gf frankly told me sh is and will always b a feminist...yes you heard it!

Be it as bad as it sounds..I was not happy..not even having a reason to b angry...CU's sh said this after about one year of dating...

But now..am beginning to see that sh has all her feminist tendencies all firmly operational: sh would rather buy from. ladies what a man equally sells, sh doesn't agree sh is wrong over anything...sh never ever apologise wen sh is wrong, sh doesn't ever blame women on anything..they are always right and men are the exploitative ones..sh threatens to quit relationships easily when there is quarrel, sh boast of sh doing things herself....

Now in lieu of the recent fracas BTW us..av now seen the picture brighter....sh has been in charge of our relationship all along having things go exactly her way..I condescend most times cus I call it sacrifice and love...


How! How foolish I have been!
Romance / Re: The Girl I Fell In Love With Just Broke My Heart by Etoo: 2:28pm On Sep 19, 2020
Opening shop for your girlfriend is a SIMPish behavior. Gbam
JustEdward:



My brother no reason am at all. Girls are what they re. If I tell you my own you will know you didn’t do anything . But I know you tried in your own capacity. Don’t love girls 100% just give them 1% of the love and use your 99% to chase money. My ex girlfriend who haven’t spent on me not even on my birthday

I even open a tailoring shop for her and she said am mannerless and I can’t do anything to her. Nwanne pick up and gather yourself together and leave her

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Romance / Re: The Girl I Fell In Love With Just Broke My Heart by Etoo: 1:28pm On Sep 19, 2020
You are just a full blown SIMP. Continue.

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Culture / Re: How Real Are Things Like 'Odeshí', 'Juju', 'Otumorkpor' In Nigeria/Africa? by Etoo: 6:03pm On Sep 05, 2020
It does not exist.
BadRadio:
If the answer is yes... Why do soldiers die of bullet wounds when they engage in fierce gun battles while at war? These dudes are helpless in the battlefield.

Instead of safety helmets and bulletproofz, these guys should just meet one baba to do it for them nah.grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Barca VS Bayern Munich Update (photo) by Etoo: 1:21pm On Aug 18, 2020
Rubbish post
Crime / Re: It Look Like It's My Last Moment by Etoo: 12:40pm On Jul 30, 2020
You are not serious. Common evidence you cannot show. How do u expect people to help u.
quote author=Twinkletwin17 post=92263263] Am begging anyone seeing this right now to consider me please I need to buy food and medicine to survive [/quote]
Romance / Re: Guys In The House, Do You Regret Getting Married by Etoo: 7:50am On Jun 12, 2020
U nailed it. That sums it up. Thanks bro.
Boss13:


When you have no proper knowledge about marriage and women, you will definitely regret your marriage. What I have noticed in marriage, men do not live for themselves anymore, they live for their wives and kids. I am not saying this is bad, but I have come to realised that you can never please a woman 100% - NEVER. Men must understand women are manipulative and controlling. If you lose that control, you will regret your marriage. Also, once you wife knows you have no control over her, she will run wild, blame you for it, divorce, or leave you.

Women do not love unconditionally. They love for peculiar reasons or conditions. When those conditions are absent, she will become a throng on your flesh. A woman will fall in line when her husband is strong and masculine. Lastly, if your woman says she is a feminist - don't marry her. You do not want a woman struggling for control in your marriage. There can ONLY be one captain and that should be you.

Men must understand this. A woman is with you because of what you can offer/provide or the potential ability of what you can offer/provide. Don't get stupid with the "I love you" nonsense you hear.

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Education / Re: The Terrible State Of Irepodun High School, Ipao Ekiti Ikole LGA, Ekiti State by Etoo: 4:03pm On Jun 05, 2020
Don't they have old boys association? They should come to their rescue. Everything must not be government. We know APC has failed us, but what has those that passed through the four walls of that institution contributed to the growth of that school. Are we to assume that the old students are also failures.
Crime / Re: Couple Steals 10-Month-Old Baby In Umuahia by Etoo: 11:33pm On Jun 02, 2020
Romance / Re: Why Are Girls From Rich Homes More Appreciative? by Etoo: 4:06pm On Apr 18, 2020
U really hit the hammer on the nail head. Absolutely true.

yanabasee:
True....


Girls from poor homes often live with high expectations. They have a believe that their body is what they can offer and they will often act like they've given so much from their body... They don't have courtesy attitude....

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