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snydergp1st:
Training and selection criteria please?

A minimum of B.Sc. in any professional field,at least some years of service in the regular military or DSS,then physical fitness and the likes

They are trained in CT/COIN,tactical surveillance,special assaults,infiltration and espionage,etc....

Jayceon:
Pacretus,Evarn and provebz!!!come and see your ugly igbo and yoruba primate brothers

In so sorry guys,I have to bust your bubble,yoga session s over,have you monkeys ever wondered why Asian countries execute parasitic naija apes??

Just look at the pics and tell me if there is a sane human being that would wanna live among the ugliest species ever

Behold the chimpanzees from the basin of naija forests....just ugly

If this is the best you can do after hours of rummaging around the internet for materials,then I'm extremely disappointed.


The first picture clearly shows that those are men in women costume(perhaps for a carnival or freak show)

You should do your research well,compare those pictures of yours to the ones @PROVERBZ posted in his suckerpunch comment; which is worse?

Lord!,you safers are ugly!

snydergp1st:
Tell us what's your selection criteria for your SF.

They are handpicked from mostly the Nigerian army and the DSS

Snydergp1st is just looking on and boiling like a kettle.....but he dares not help his fellow Zulu bush rabbit, else he gets whooped

PROVERBZ:
this is even an insult to Igbo girls who wants too settle down with someone who looks like dis

and would have to take pap and worms morning afternoon and night days torture even Zulu girls are running away from their useless men


http://thisisafrica.me/south-africa-crowns-simon-mpuyazi-mr-ugly-2016/

Very true



Come to think of it.....only kuvuki bushmen marry themselves......

pacretus:
Or maybe,an IGBO guy has poached His girlfriend.

Most accurate

Or maybe he is gay and looking for an Igbo boyfriend

pacretus:
Hahahahahahaha.
I think the beachball is the frontal part,while the ostrich egg is the back.reason they think backwards.
Sometimes i wonder if zulus reason with their armpit.

Mr Jayceon is finished!!


These inhabitants of kuvuki land are programmed to reason with their shrunken balls.....na go dey hear,they no dey hear come

Jayceon:
I can handle four useless igbos easy,don't celebrate too early

Your obsession with Igbo must be a sickness.....all you know is Igbo,is your crush Igbo?

Mr Jayceon ran away!!

Jayceon:
the ones that introduced MTN to your boko haram ruled jungle

Lol.....I mean the gwara gwara playing bushmen of the native Kalahari

pacretus:
lol.i know what i see each time i tune in to e-tv those zulus are just too ugly.
And they all look the same.The so called rich guys among them, are human hippos with pot belly.
Lol

Exactly,they all look the same,and even talk the same.....no wonder their girls run into the arms of the first Nigerian man they encounter

pacretus:
hahahaah mehn! Now that is a big fact.lol
it isn't a human nostril they gat.its that of a rhino.
I'm sure jayceons head is like those of zulus,that can't put on a cap because their heads are to long horizontally.

That their head is something else.....looks like a cross between a beachball and an ostrich egg .... no wonder the British colonialists were scared of them,the poor englishmen must have thought they were demon spawns

pacretus:
Did you type that crap or it fell from you anus?.we all know who the ugly squirds of africa are.
Even your women wouln't deny the good physique of our men,perfect head shape,well endowered in their lower region,which makes your women salivate at the sight of a Nigerian man.

But down south of africa,we've got the oblong heads,skiny junkies,lazy rhinos,unhealthy pigs,dirty apes called zulus.

Hey take it from me,Zulus are cursed.their men are useless.

Do you ever expect me to reason on the same level with you! Nah! That's just impossible.a True Nigerian won't do that.i mean it's genetically impossible.
We are supperior to the decendants of shakas zulu republic.we only reply your lies so you won't be displaying your ignorance,to the world,it would then become a shame to the rest of africans.
But we're sure to school you on nairaland.

That oblong head part was just so spots on....just look at their president

IRobot7:
Guy calm down, I just wrote my opinion.

Ignore him,he is a re_tarded Zulu bushman from the innermost caves of South Africa.....

Jayceon:
no!!! The way you talk about Zulus so often,I know you got posters of handsome Zulu men on the walls of your mud house for masturbation

Village weasel....where are the "handsome Zulu men"??
I certainly haven't seen any,only ugly black unwashed cavemen hunting racoon's in the Kalahari.

Jayceon:
Mr pacretus!!! you are extremely pained and frustrated at the same time, I don't even know where to begin with you,lol...why make fun of zulus when igbo apes are the ugliest form of primates that ever walked the Earth?? Or are you a yoruba?? Well guess what? People outside your jungle can't tell the difference

I have been too lenient towards you because I thought you were too fragile,I'm giving you a last chance to disappear forever,now get your huge igbo/yoruba nostrils outta here,go and bask under hot Temperatures

Nonsense,I can bet that Zulu nostrils alone consumes about 54% of the earth's annual oxygen supply due to there sheer sizes,that's why your skull is full of empty air.

PROVERBZ:
chai. kuku kill me na because sombori made a small joke

so somebody can not play wit u

No dey make that kind yeye joke for hia....na in front of outside people we dey,make you dey use sense small small

pacretus:
lol,may em brain don go recess or ee just kuku enter recession lol

Lol
He no sabi say this place no be politics section wey dem go dey talk mumu talk....

PROVERBZ:
me and you know the state Nigeria is currently in



Nigeria jagga jagga evritin scater scater

Guy abeg shift


If you no get sense,no dey talk wetin you no sabi


You no know say all these zulu people dey kill people wey find work reach their domot because dem sef no get work?,abi you think say na enjoyment dem dey for dia?


Abeg park well if you no fit talk beta thing.

pacretus:
u dey crase.comot for ur village u no gree now si wetin u don becom.
Guy if u no sabi anytin make u no dey talk,

abi u think sey na enjoyment dey for obodo zulu.them too dey suffer.no place beta pass home

Tell am o

I think say na beta thing he wan yarn before sef....


Carry im mumu reach here,na so they go dey talk nonsense upandan.

They are calling for a decisive state action against them with these inciting statements; this statement is quite treasonous and can be viewed as an incitement to violence.



I do not support discrimination against the Shiites,but it is not advisable for them to flaunt such ideologies against the government.

Jayceon:
here in this pic...

And where does this indicate an escalator fiesta??

IRobot7:
If it is for infantry, i give it to Nigeria.

True,the Nigerian Army has 5 years of experience in counter-terrorism operations,plus our special forces are the best in Africa.

Jayceon:
you are the ones celebrating escalators

Where exactly did I celebrate escalators?

Jayceon:
the rate at which you breed I don't want to see the latest,THANK YOU!!!

Propaganda busted,remember,Emperor Evarn does not like lies

Abuja light rail

Mr Jayceon Weasel,behold,Lagos light rail

Jayceon:
Undeniable truth in here........http://www.google.com/url?q=http://nigerianinsight.com/rising-rate-poverty-nigeria/&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwiBgpiVhbDQAhXD1xoKHVuHCuUQFggbMAY&usg=AFQjCNFj9IE_-_VYWBEHgqoFz48_d2f_fg

2014 report..... very outdated



You need to up your game weasel

Jayceon:
SA is a green land +our smooth maintained roads= heaven on Earth

BREATH TAKING

What exactly is special about these roads?
Celebrating mediocrity.....you must be a village boy

Jayceon:
what is this?? You and your gay friend need to take your yoga sessions outta this thread,I'm not fond of listening gossip queens

Are you a miner too?



If you are an old man,it would explain a lot

rangersfan:
lol I swear the earlier badge of south Africans dat trooped into this site are no were to be be found a few mentions

RSA
vandalza
rudsza
proudsouthafrican
punkyveer
lesudafrican
mduza

They are miners; haven't you heard that SA retrenched many of its mining workers

Jayceon:
WTF

I swear if they don't stop breading they are going to suffocate in that tiny little jungle

Weasel doesn't even know how to spell "breeding"