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RomanceRe: When She's Older Than You by Evathyst(f): 12:03am On Apr 21, 2016
Maxi112:
that is the type of woman I wanna get married to..



not d type, I'm 10 or 5yrs older than..








my reasons best known to me!
I smell Yahoo plus! tongue tongue


Na joke o!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Everton (4 - 0) On 20th April 2016 by Evathyst(f): 11:59pm On Apr 20, 2016
Just two pages for a whole derby game, yet these Liverpool fans here are having an er*ction. undecided undecided


It seems failure has been encoded in some people's DNA. O mase o! cry cry
PoliticsPatience Jonathan Threw Bianca Ojukwu Out Of Aso Rock For Flirting With GEJ-Kemi by Evathyst(op): 4:38pm On Apr 20, 2016
The last has not been heard yet of the ongoing feud between Kemi Olunloyo, daughter of a former governor of Oyo State, Victor Omololu Olunloyo, and former Nigerian Ambassador to Spain, Bianca Ojukwu.

The war started between the duo after Kemi alleged that former Aviation Minister, Femi Fani-Kayode, had a relationship with Bianca and got her pregnant twice when they were younger.

Kemi, in a chat on Frankly Speaking with Jola Sotubo, had said “Fani-Kayode was dating Bianca, Fani-Kayode was in Cambridge, I’ve seen Bianca in Fani-Kayode’s room many times, loved up and everything. They dated.

“So when this thing happened, Femi called me when he needed someone to defend him.

“Everybody didn’t want to get involved, but I stood up for Femi. It’s true, they went out, and she got pregnant twice.

“The first pregnancy was a miscarriage; they were supposed to get married, they were engaged already, but Bianca didn’t want to go out with Fani-Kayode anymore so she had an abortion.

“I’m saying it on camera now, she had an abortion,” Kemi had earlier disclosed.

But reacting to the claim, Bianca, in a statement issued by her media aide, Uchendu Onuoha, last week had lambasted Kemi, stressing that she was mentally challenged and needed urgent and crucial psychiatric help.

The statement reads thus: “The attention of Her Excellency has been drawn to an interview granted by a media character Ms Kemi Olunloyo, a deportee from Canada, and a fugitive from justice in the United States of America, whose sole existence centres around online character assassination.

However, as the dispute lingers, the social media personality has again reacted to Bianca’s statement that she (Kemi) is a fugitive.

Kemi, in a statement sent exclusively to DAILY POST, said she needed to set the record straight.

She said Bianca was a coward who hid behind the truth.

According to Kemi, “I need to set the record straight. I am not a fugitive in a country that gave me residency as an award from President Bill Clinton, I​’​m not insane and only one thing.

“I’m a lover of the truth.

​“Bianca Ojukwu should stop hiding behind her paid hands and speak herself.

“She is not only a coward but also a promiscuous woman who was stripped of her beauty queen crown for sleeping around with big and older men.

“She later married one of them, Chief Odumegwu Ojukwu, yet she betrayed that man from the beginning by lying to him that she was a virgin and then sleeping with other men. She broke his heart by all this even in his old age and she was not worthy of a great husband like that.

“All she wanted was his name and money. Bianca should tell Nigerians why Patience Jonathan got her kicked out of the Aso Rock Villa after she was caught several times flirting and throwing herself on our former president, Goodluck Jonathan who appointed her as some Special Aide/Assistant at one time.

“Mrs. Jonathan allegedly wanted her far away from the villa and that’s why she settled her lonely self in Spain as our Ambassador.

“Bianca told my friends in London when we were teens that she was aborting her second pregnancy for Femi Fani Kayode because she no longer wanted a relationship with him.

“The first pregnancy she lost in a miscarriage, but in the truth, it was FFK that dumped her, left the UK and went back to Law School in 1985.

“Bianca hasn’t told the world that she was sleeping with Governor Peter Obi’s commissioner while her husband Ojukwu was very sick and still alive.

“She has not told us about the money in US dollars GEJ sent her husband for medical bills which he was entitled to and how it disappeared from the house.

“Bianca finally gave Ojukwu that heart attack that killed him when the money went missing and Ojukwu learned about the commissioner lover.

“None of Ikemba Ojukwus children relate to her and are all fighting her for their father’s assets.

“Calling me a fugitive and mental patient is an act of desperation. At least I know who the father of my children is unlike her.

“I will open a can of worms about Bianca’s past which shall continue to trail her. There is more at a later time.

“I only tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me GOD,” Kemi stated.
http://dailypost.ng/dailystar/2016/04/19/patience-jonathan-threw-bianca-ojukwu-out-of-aso-rock-for-flirting-with-former-president-kemi-olunloyo/

PoliticsRe: Biodun Olujimi Admits To Buying Votes In Leaked Text Message by Evathyst(f): 10:33am On Apr 20, 2016
mapet:
[s][/s]I knew I would bring out your emptiness, so much for claim of the command of language yet empty on "brains". obviously things got beyond what your brain can process, frustration had to set in. No wonder you resorted to expletives[s][/s].
Since you're well versed in the language, kindly fill in the blank spaces in the form below.

PoliticsRe: Biodun Olujimi Admits To Buying Votes In Leaked Text Message by Evathyst(f): 10:13am On Apr 20, 2016
mapet:
It is unfortunate that for all your rant, you fail the simple test of logic. Your attempt to swing this just highlights both your comprehension deficit and failed attempt to appear smart. Pray tell, what metaphorical statement is "I paid every inch of the way..." in this context? Did you even bother to read the conversations between the guy that sent her the text and the reply he got? People like you are little minded and the little knowledge you have, you cannot put to good use.

Unfortunately your limitations did not allow you to see what is important. The question of who benefits is as useless and worthless as you lay your arguments. We are talking about the common good of our country Nigeria, how in the time of scarcity our Senate is supposed to show concern and commitment by not buying needless cars, not given to corruption by ammending CCT and CCB act and others, yet what you could think of in this whole issue is who benefits? Unfortunately I cannot come down to your comprehension level to explain simple things to you

Unfortunately your comprehension level looks less than basic, and I do not find it tempting to "raise a counter argument......" with you. I value the use of my intellect.......
If you had read a biblical passage where Jesus claimed to be a 'sheep' so you probably would have likened him to a four-footed creature? undecided undecided


You APsh*t's e-robots are just so pathetic! Your level of crass zombyism is congenital. angry angry


'I paid every inch of the way....' can simply be interpreted to mean 'She gave her all to ensure her electoral success'. What imaginary 'context' are you referring to here? undecided undecided Ehn?


Just as Oscar Wilde opined; 'Those who allude ugly meanings to beautiful things are corrupt and are amoral...' I'd rather wish you can advise your party (The Association of Past Criminals) to stop embarrassing themselves by looking for scandal where none exist. Governance is all about service. What reasonable service have they rendered after Nigerians voted them in? In case you're still living in dreamland, it's almost a year since your 'Messiah' was sworn in. huh huh


With this lame argument you stated above, you've deliberately given yourself up as a petty lick spittle, meal-time joker, bloody sycophant, and a mercenary activist who would sell his conscience for filthy lucre saks. For a party whose followers are inherently not gifted with a faculty of discernment, I don't think I owe you people the sympathy of enlightening you. Now, if you'll excuse me, the grown ups gotta go to work this morning. You could while away your time here for all I care. wink wink


Peace!
PoliticsRe: Biodun Olujimi Admits To Buying Votes In Leaked Text Message by Evathyst(f): 10:02am On Apr 20, 2016
JurassicPark:
I was amazed while going tru ur comments on this thread cos I know we once had an argument prior to tha last election. knew fully well that u were pro chan-ji aka zombie grin

..Until I came across the highlighted statement grin

Technically you were one of those who put us in this mess...Anyway, welcome on board!!

We are landlords here grin


By 2019, every nigerian will be a "wailer" Q.E.D
Abi o! Has Bubu not done enough damage that could turn even a Zombie to a wailer? cry cry


This APsh*t Govt is like the legendary Gheghis Khan's statement; 'I'm God's punishment, if you haven't committed a great sin, God wouldn't have sent a punishment like me...'

EducationRe: Shocking! University Students Striip Totally Naked To Protest (photos) by Evathyst(f): 8:09pm On Apr 19, 2016
*Spreads mat*


Make I buy this plot of land first before I hear sey land cost. Would be back to comment once this reaches front page. lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Biodun Olujimi Admits To Buying Votes In Leaked Text Message by Evathyst(f): 7:30pm On Apr 19, 2016
mapet:
1. The statement, taken in isolation may not mean anything, but within the context of the reply to the "alledged" conversation, it is an outright admission that she paid her way to secure votes.

2. Second, this has been trending on twitter since morning and the retweets is devoid of party affiliation, but by all well meaning Nigerians that want the good of this country.

Other comments of yours needs no review as they are simply unintelligent statements
First and foremost, I'd like to know the night school or sunday school which you graduated from. undecided undecided


If you were ever taught English language in your secondary school, you'll realise that the so-called statement is just a metaphorical statement. It doesn't in anyway amount to bribery. For God's sake, has English language become that difficult for folks like you to understand? huh huh Stop displaying your ignorance please!



Back to your second statement, that it had been trending on twitter doesn't mean it wasn't spread by the APC. There's this Latin saying that goes thus; QUI BONO. Who benefits? If you know which party tends to benefit from her indictment, then, you'll know who the falsehood peddlers are. Simple logic!


In conclusion, while I expected you to raise a counter argument on all the failed promises of this administration, you resorted to displaying your crass 'Zombyism'. Too bad! I don't trade words with zombies, I educate them. wink wink


You APC e-robots have never failed to live up to your expectation of standing logic on the head. And twisting facts so as to satisfy your illogical interpretation. Keep fooling yourselves, 2019 is almost here...


Please, don't quote me again, I've got better things to do than engaging an e-robot. undecided

Enjoy the rest of your day.


Peace!
PoliticsRe: Biodun Olujimi Admits To Buying Votes In Leaked Text Message by Evathyst(f): 2:44pm On Apr 19, 2016
'I paid every inch of the way...'


How does the statement above amount to admittance of bribery? APC self na wa o! undecided undecided



A ruling party that still engage in propaganda. Is that the $1 to #1 exchange rate that they promised in their campaign? The 20,000 mega watts nko? 3 million jobs annually. 5K for unemployed graduate nko? 20,000 housing units in every APC state. This Govt is just pathetic! undecided kiss


Formerly a Zombie, but now a wailer. wink
RomanceRe: Ladies Why??? by Evathyst(f): 8:37pm On Apr 18, 2016
hfinest1:
i noticed that most ladies hardly text guys they're not dating and even when the guy texts them, they'll hardly reply... except of course, few... like 10% of Nigerian girls reply a guy's text... my question is why? why is it so? is it that they don't deem it necessary to text a guy they're not dating or to reply his text or whathuh

some will even sew the guy and just pretend they never saw the text... at least a little "hey, I saw ur text... thanks" won't hurt would ithuh

ladies come and defend yourselves Oo...


cc Ellagold, eniqurl Ritababe evathyst cherry:-x
Ehm, how do I even start self? undecided

*sighs*

There's this saying that says; 'Give Nigerian guys an inch and they will move a mile'


The only reason why I as a person (Can't say for others though) don't allow friendliness with guys is that they will miscontrue one's intention. huh huh


It has happened to me before, and so I'm speaking from experience. Any guy whom I'm not acquainted with, I don't observe any nicety towards that person. And also, if I sense anything sinister in a guy's countenance towards me, na to cut am off sure pass. lipsrsealed


Imagine a guy talking to me on phone or calling me and using the word 'dear' at every instance? I'll become uncomfortable around such a guy. But my best friend for instance (who happens to be a guy), whenever he calls me on phone, the first thing he'll call me is 'Mumu girl wey dey claim Miss World'. Both of us curse each other, use swear words on phone and even in real life conversation. And I kinda like it that way. Sometimes self, he farts in my presence as a way of infuriating me. That's just my ideal friend. A person with no lustful intention. A guy who doesn't act cool in my presence. And someone who treats me like I'm a fellow guy.


Sé finí
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Evathyst(f): 1:15pm On Apr 18, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
lol.. Now i grab..


Thanks a lot...
But what about the local govts there and the best place to serve
I've replied you already. wink
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Evathyst(f): 1:13pm On Apr 18, 2016
LogoDWhiz,

Oh! I forgot! Cross river in general is a place that is corper-friendly. They regard Corpers in high esteem, and they are treated well. Although, it's quite sad to state that there are no industries, agencies, or other parastatals available to shape one's passion & career other than teaching.


Most of their schools I'm Cross-river state depend heavily on Corpers as they have very few teachers on their payroll. Funny as it may sound, certain small-scale organisations like computer centre, primary school, small farm, bars & motels also request for Corpers. cry cry



The 2 professions that could get reasonable placements there are Doctors and Lawyers. For engineering graduates and the rest of us, it's straight to the classroom. undecided



Another thing is if one would work his posting after camp, avoid the 'Calabar madness syndrome'. Half of all those who served in Cross-river state would apply to be posted to Calabar, but in the real sense, they are inviting trouble for themselves. It's too expensive living in Calabar, serving their is also very tasking. They get monitored 24/7 unlike those of us in the rural area. Based on my observation, the following places are good places to serve in Cross-river state;
-Ogoja
-Ikom
-Biase
-Obubra
-Bakassi L.G comprising of Ikang, and Ifiang-Nsung. Esighi is a no-no for me due to the high rate of militancy.
-Akpabuyo.


Don't ask me how I know all these places. wink wink

Lolz. I've been to every one of the places mentioned above (including calabar) in the course of my 'socializing & rocking NYSC' wink wink



I remember opening my posting letter and seeing Bakassi. I shivered! On getting to the town, tears rolled down my eyes that is this the bush I'll be spending the next one year? But eventually, it turned out to be the best one year of my life.


I'll advise everyone going for service here to go with an enthusiastic spirit & and adventurous mind. Trust me, if you believe you're gonna have a successful service year, that's exactly what you'll get.


Peace!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Evathyst(f): 12:47pm On Apr 18, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
Wow.. Your boss is just going for service?
Quite funny dear.


Well, now that you are here.. Kindly drop a few hints for us as regards obubra camp.
Calabar in general as regards service, likely places for corpers to serve and enjoy and so on..

thanks
Hmnnn! Lemme put it properly. This person involved in this brouhaha is a god-daughter to my boss. So, she's the one bothering my Oga about a way out. And in turn, Oga had to give me the task with an ultimatum of 24-hrs. cry cry


As for the hint of how Obubra camp looks like. Ehm, how do I even start self? undecided undecided


First, if you're going to Cross-river state NYSC camp Obubra from Lagos, don't go through Calabar o. That would amount to a journey in the wilderness.

You can board a bus to Onitsha from any part of Lagos. Once you alight at the final bus-stop, take a bike to Onitsha south park where you'll board another bus to Ikom. You'll alight at Obubra juncture, the camp is a stone-throw from the juncture.


Secondly, the camp itself is very dirty and unkempt. It stinks so badly, and their food taste like sh*t. One should be ready to make those food sellers at Mami market his friends. wink wink Camp toilet and bathroom is a total apology. Most of us had to resort to 'Shot-putting' wink
And I wake up very early to bath outside before the bigle sounds for us to converge at the meditation ground.


Lemme also add that the telecom network there is a total sh1t! Especially MTN. Don't know if it has improved though.


Now to the better sides;

There's enough water in Obubra camp. Power supply isn't steady but it's regular. Anytime from 6pm till 10pm, they would switch on the generator. That is the time one can charge. Although, you'd be expected to be at the social event ground by that same time. But smarties like us usually have our way.


Another advantage of the camp is that there ain't blood-thisrty mosquitoes there. All through my stay there, I was never bitten even for a day. Cool you'll say? wink The temperature there is also another good thing, it's always cloudy. And whenever it's sunny, the sunny isn't half as scorchy as the typical Lagos sun.


Social events there is the bomb. I mean, I enjoyed every bit of the social night. And finally, for those of us who like 'Do me I do you' you'll have enough hideouts to satisfy your urge in Obubra camp. wink wink
In our days, they kinda gave us this free-hand to get laid. (I'm serious) but one must do it 'codedly'.


On the general note, I'll score Obubra camp 6/10.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Evathyst(f): 12:22pm On Apr 18, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
cc; Evathyst
Hmnnn? That wouldn't have been a bad idea if the Führer in question had thought about it thoroughly. Anyways, the deed had already been done. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed


In our own days, our certificate wasn't ready as at the time we went for service. And so, our I.D card was still very much available with us...

Cc
0michael0
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Evathyst(f): 12:18pm On Apr 18, 2016
Kbs468:
1. Dtobs etc please you guys from OAU, what was your last resolution about this ID of a thing huh Because it is gonna be a generalized thing relative to your school across Nigeria oo

2. As logodwhiz suggested, if no meaningful response to 1. Above is forthcoming, do as postulated

3. Any old ID from the under G days would do

4. Atleast almost all schools have now embraced online documentation, so coloured copies of one's final year COURSE FORM should suffice that. Remember that most course forms do carry one's photograph or normal passport with authentication stamp
Another very good suggestion! Anyways, I've had it noted as well. Thanks for your prompt response. You guys are making me reminisce on my service days embarassed embarassed


Although, I had suggested something similar to my boss whom I'm doing this work for. But my boss is insisting I gather as many suggestions as possible so that he can probably advice on Plan B, Plan C, and all the other plans. tongue tongue



I Rep 2013 Batch C! Cross river state (Obubra) camp.
PoliticsRe: Saraki: The Man Who Dug His Own Grave by Evathyst(f): 12:06pm On Apr 18, 2016
ijaw1stson:
let her go to the business centers around her sch and do plastic Id card..its just #500.
that was what I used to go to camp...
Plastic I.D card like how bro? huh huh


Will the so-called plastic I.D card be a replica of her school I.D card? Please expatiate!

Thanks!
PoliticsRe: Saraki: The Man Who Dug His Own Grave by Evathyst(f): 11:34am On Apr 18, 2016
ashjay001:
If she caan afford it, let her go to d nearest frsc capturing office, explain her probs and she shud get d temp issued with 15k immediately or at worst d next day, capturing n all!
The 15k is for the issuance of temporary what sir? huh huh
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Evathyst(f): 11:12am On Apr 18, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
Departmental I.D. Card?

Or, advice her to visit OAU DSA and request for letter of identification indicating that she is a student of OAU
Hmnnn!!! I think you've spoken well bro. Your advice has been noted, while I still await other suggestions.


Thanks for the prompt response.
RomanceRe: 6 Signs A Lady Want To Sleep With You When She Comes Visiting by Evathyst(f): 11:03am On Apr 18, 2016
*Spreads mat*


Waiting to read comments from the Pros in seduction game wink wink
PoliticsRe: Saraki: The Man Who Dug His Own Grave by Evathyst(f): 10:44am On Apr 18, 2016
Saraki as far as I know is a dead man walking. Until the emergence of David Mark, the seat of the Senate President has never been something a person relaxes on. undecided undecided


Anyways, that's what blind ambition does to someone. It prevents one from seeing the bigger picture and imagining the consequences of one's action. Saraki, when next you come to this world, remember to keep your ambition in check. wink wink


Meanwhile, I can see Pa Chukwudi44 up there. I wonder the calibre of Old men we now have in this generation. Gone are the days when old men are virtuous. Smh. undecided undecided



P.S

Any good samaritan can please help me with this;

by Evathyst(f): 10:34am
Good morning house,

Please ehn, I'm making this enquiry on behalf of someone. She graduated from OAU, and had since collected her certificate. She was as well mobilised for this upcoming youth service. But the problem is that this person in question doesn't have a valid means of identification;

-She had submitted her OAU I.D card in the course of collecting her certificate.
-She didn't have voters card nor did she have a National I.D card.
-Drivers licence and international passport, she doesn't posses any.


Now, my question is that what other means of identification can this person in question tender in camp so as not be barred from entering?


Awaiting your prompt response.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers On Clearance Mission Hit By Boko Haram IED. See Photos by Evathyst(f): 10:36am On Apr 18, 2016
These recent recruits into the Army are some sort of freaks. For Pete's sake, how's this news? undecided undecided


You were hit by an Armoured Personnel Carrier (whatever that means) but no casualty. Yet, you still find it 'entertertaining' enough to snap pix which you're uploading here? With this kind of 'Amateurish' attitude, I now understand why Boko-haram took this long to conquer. Fvcking attention seekers!


Meanwhile, any good samaritan here can help me with this puzzle;


by Evathyst(f): 10:34am
Good morning house,

Please ehn, I'm making this enquiry on behalf of someone. She graduated from OAU, and had since collected her certificate. She was as well mobilised for this upcoming youth service. But the problem is that this person in question doesn't have a valid means of identification;

-She had submitted her OAU I.D card in the course of collecting her certificate.
-She didn't have voters card nor did she have a National I.D card.
-Drivers licence and international passport, she doesn't posses any.


Now, my question is that what other means of identification can this person in question tender in camp so as not be barred from entering?


Awaiting your prompt response.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Evathyst(f): 10:34am On Apr 18, 2016
Good morning house,

Please ehn, I'm making this enquiry on behalf of someone. She graduated from OAU, and had since collected her certificate. She was as well mobilised for this upcoming youth service. But the problem is that this person in question doesn't have a valid means of identification;

-She had submitted her OAU I.D card in the course of collecting her certificate.
-She didn't have voters card nor did she have a National I.D card.
-Drivers licence and international passport, she doesn't posses any.


Now, my question is that what other means of identification can this person in question tender in camp so as not be barred from entering?


Awaiting your prompt response.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Must Resist Attempt To Change Constitution To Suit Saraki -Sen. Marafa by Evathyst(f): 8:41pm On Apr 16, 2016
Chukwudi44,for your attention.


I understand you're Saraki's abobaku. What do you have to say to this? undecided undecided

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