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Maxi112:I smell Yahoo plus! ![]() Na joke o! |
Just two pages for a whole derby game, yet these Liverpool fans here are having an er*ction. ![]() It seems failure has been encoded in some people's DNA. O mase o! |
The last has not been heard yet of the ongoing feud between Kemi Olunloyo, daughter of a former governor of Oyo State, Victor Omololu Olunloyo, and former Nigerian Ambassador to Spain, Bianca Ojukwu.http://dailypost.ng/dailystar/2016/04/19/patience-jonathan-threw-bianca-ojukwu-out-of-aso-rock-for-flirting-with-former-president-kemi-olunloyo/
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mapet:Since you're well versed in the language, kindly fill in the blank spaces in the form below.
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mapet:If you had read a biblical passage where Jesus claimed to be a 'sheep' so you probably would have likened him to a four-footed creature? ![]() You APsh*t's e-robots are just so pathetic! Your level of crass zombyism is congenital. ![]() 'I paid every inch of the way....' can simply be interpreted to mean 'She gave her all to ensure her electoral success'. What imaginary 'context' are you referring to here? Ehn? Just as Oscar Wilde opined; 'Those who allude ugly meanings to beautiful things are corrupt and are amoral...' I'd rather wish you can advise your party (The Association of Past Criminals) to stop embarrassing themselves by looking for scandal where none exist. Governance is all about service. What reasonable service have they rendered after Nigerians voted them in? In case you're still living in dreamland, it's almost a year since your 'Messiah' was sworn in. ![]() With this lame argument you stated above, you've deliberately given yourself up as a petty lick spittle, meal-time joker, bloody sycophant, and a mercenary activist who would sell his conscience for filthy lucre saks. For a party whose followers are inherently not gifted with a faculty of discernment, I don't think I owe you people the sympathy of enlightening you. Now, if you'll excuse me, the grown ups gotta go to work this morning. You could while away your time here for all I care. ![]() Peace! |
JurassicPark:Abi o! Has Bubu not done enough damage that could turn even a Zombie to a wailer? This APsh*t Govt is like the legendary Gheghis Khan's statement; 'I'm God's punishment, if you haven't committed a great sin, God wouldn't have sent a punishment like me...'
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*Spreads mat* Make I buy this plot of land first before I hear sey land cost. Would be back to comment once this reaches front page. ![]() |
mapet:First and foremost, I'd like to know the night school or sunday school which you graduated from. If you were ever taught English language in your secondary school, you'll realise that the so-called statement is just a metaphorical statement. It doesn't in anyway amount to bribery. For God's sake, has English language become that difficult for folks like you to understand? Stop displaying your ignorance please! Back to your second statement, that it had been trending on twitter doesn't mean it wasn't spread by the APC. There's this Latin saying that goes thus; QUI BONO. Who benefits? If you know which party tends to benefit from her indictment, then, you'll know who the falsehood peddlers are. Simple logic! In conclusion, while I expected you to raise a counter argument on all the failed promises of this administration, you resorted to displaying your crass 'Zombyism'. Too bad! I don't trade words with zombies, I educate them. ![]() You APC e-robots have never failed to live up to your expectation of standing logic on the head. And twisting facts so as to satisfy your illogical interpretation. Keep fooling yourselves, 2019 is almost here... Please, don't quote me again, I've got better things to do than engaging an e-robot. ![]() Enjoy the rest of your day. Peace! |
'I paid every inch of the way...' How does the statement above amount to admittance of bribery? APC self na wa o! ![]() A ruling party that still engage in propaganda. Is that the $1 to #1 exchange rate that they promised in their campaign? The 20,000 mega watts nko? 3 million jobs annually. 5K for unemployed graduate nko? 20,000 housing units in every APC state. This Govt is just pathetic! Formerly a Zombie, but now a wailer. ![]() |
hfinest1:Ehm, how do I even start self? ![]() *sighs* There's this saying that says; 'Give Nigerian guys an inch and they will move a mile' The only reason why I as a person (Can't say for others though) don't allow friendliness with guys is that they will miscontrue one's intention. ![]() It has happened to me before, and so I'm speaking from experience. Any guy whom I'm not acquainted with, I don't observe any nicety towards that person. And also, if I sense anything sinister in a guy's countenance towards me, na to cut am off sure pass. ![]() Imagine a guy talking to me on phone or calling me and using the word 'dear' at every instance? I'll become uncomfortable around such a guy. But my best friend for instance (who happens to be a guy), whenever he calls me on phone, the first thing he'll call me is 'Mumu girl wey dey claim Miss World'. Both of us curse each other, use swear words on phone and even in real life conversation. And I kinda like it that way. Sometimes self, he farts in my presence as a way of infuriating me. That's just my ideal friend. A person with no lustful intention. A guy who doesn't act cool in my presence. And someone who treats me like I'm a fellow guy. Sé finí |
LogoDWhiz:I've replied you already. ![]() |
LogoDWhiz, Oh! I forgot! Cross river in general is a place that is corper-friendly. They regard Corpers in high esteem, and they are treated well. Although, it's quite sad to state that there are no industries, agencies, or other parastatals available to shape one's passion & career other than teaching. Most of their schools I'm Cross-river state depend heavily on Corpers as they have very few teachers on their payroll. Funny as it may sound, certain small-scale organisations like computer centre, primary school, small farm, bars & motels also request for Corpers. The 2 professions that could get reasonable placements there are Doctors and Lawyers. For engineering graduates and the rest of us, it's straight to the classroom. ![]() Another thing is if one would work his posting after camp, avoid the 'Calabar madness syndrome'. Half of all those who served in Cross-river state would apply to be posted to Calabar, but in the real sense, they are inviting trouble for themselves. It's too expensive living in Calabar, serving their is also very tasking. They get monitored 24/7 unlike those of us in the rural area. Based on my observation, the following places are good places to serve in Cross-river state; -Ogoja -Ikom -Biase -Obubra -Bakassi L.G comprising of Ikang, and Ifiang-Nsung. Esighi is a no-no for me due to the high rate of militancy. -Akpabuyo. Don't ask me how I know all these places. ![]() Lolz. I've been to every one of the places mentioned above (including calabar) in the course of my 'socializing & rocking NYSC' I remember opening my posting letter and seeing Bakassi. I shivered! On getting to the town, tears rolled down my eyes that is this the bush I'll be spending the next one year? But eventually, it turned out to be the best one year of my life. I'll advise everyone going for service here to go with an enthusiastic spirit & and adventurous mind. Trust me, if you believe you're gonna have a successful service year, that's exactly what you'll get. Peace! |
LogoDWhiz:Hmnnn! Lemme put it properly. This person involved in this brouhaha is a god-daughter to my boss. So, she's the one bothering my Oga about a way out. And in turn, Oga had to give me the task with an ultimatum of 24-hrs. As for the hint of how Obubra camp looks like. Ehm, how do I even start self? ![]() First, if you're going to Cross-river state NYSC camp Obubra from Lagos, don't go through Calabar o. That would amount to a journey in the wilderness. You can board a bus to Onitsha from any part of Lagos. Once you alight at the final bus-stop, take a bike to Onitsha south park where you'll board another bus to Ikom. You'll alight at Obubra juncture, the camp is a stone-throw from the juncture. Secondly, the camp itself is very dirty and unkempt. It stinks so badly, and their food taste like sh*t. One should be ready to make those food sellers at Mami market his friends. Camp toilet and bathroom is a total apology. Most of us had to resort to 'Shot-putting' ![]() And I wake up very early to bath outside before the bigle sounds for us to converge at the meditation ground. Lemme also add that the telecom network there is a total sh1t! Especially MTN. Don't know if it has improved though. Now to the better sides; There's enough water in Obubra camp. Power supply isn't steady but it's regular. Anytime from 6pm till 10pm, they would switch on the generator. That is the time one can charge. Although, you'd be expected to be at the social event ground by that same time. But smarties like us usually have our way. Another advantage of the camp is that there ain't blood-thisrty mosquitoes there. All through my stay there, I was never bitten even for a day. Cool you'll say? The temperature there is also another good thing, it's always cloudy. And whenever it's sunny, the sunny isn't half as scorchy as the typical Lagos sun. Social events there is the bomb. I mean, I enjoyed every bit of the social night. And finally, for those of us who like 'Do me I do you' you'll have enough hideouts to satisfy your urge in Obubra camp. ![]() In our days, they kinda gave us this free-hand to get laid. (I'm serious) but one must do it 'codedly'. On the general note, I'll score Obubra camp 6/10. |
LogoDWhiz:Hmnnn? That wouldn't have been a bad idea if the Führer in question had thought about it thoroughly. Anyways, the deed had already been done. ![]() In our own days, our certificate wasn't ready as at the time we went for service. And so, our I.D card was still very much available with us... Cc 0michael0 |
Kbs468:Another very good suggestion! Anyways, I've had it noted as well. Thanks for your prompt response. You guys are making me reminisce on my service days ![]() Although, I had suggested something similar to my boss whom I'm doing this work for. But my boss is insisting I gather as many suggestions as possible so that he can probably advice on Plan B, Plan C, and all the other plans. ![]() I Rep 2013 Batch C! Cross river state (Obubra) camp. |
ijaw1stson:Plastic I.D card like how bro? ![]() Will the so-called plastic I.D card be a replica of her school I.D card? Please expatiate! Thanks! |
ashjay001:The 15k is for the issuance of temporary what sir? ![]() |
LogoDWhiz:Hmnnn!!! I think you've spoken well bro. Your advice has been noted, while I still await other suggestions. Thanks for the prompt response. |
*Spreads mat* Waiting to read comments from the Pros in seduction game ![]() |
Saraki as far as I know is a dead man walking. Until the emergence of David Mark, the seat of the Senate President has never been something a person relaxes on. ![]() Anyways, that's what blind ambition does to someone. It prevents one from seeing the bigger picture and imagining the consequences of one's action. Saraki, when next you come to this world, remember to keep your ambition in check. ![]() Meanwhile, I can see Pa Chukwudi44 up there. I wonder the calibre of Old men we now have in this generation. Gone are the days when old men are virtuous. Smh. ![]() P.S Any good samaritan can please help me with this; by Evathyst(f): 10:34am Good morning house, Please ehn, I'm making this enquiry on behalf of someone. She graduated from OAU, and had since collected her certificate. She was as well mobilised for this upcoming youth service. But the problem is that this person in question doesn't have a valid means of identification; -She had submitted her OAU I.D card in the course of collecting her certificate. -She didn't have voters card nor did she have a National I.D card. -Drivers licence and international passport, she doesn't posses any. Now, my question is that what other means of identification can this person in question tender in camp so as not be barred from entering? Awaiting your prompt response. |
These recent recruits into the Army are some sort of freaks. For Pete's sake, how's this news? ![]() You were hit by an Armoured Personnel Carrier (whatever that means) but no casualty. Yet, you still find it 'entertertaining' enough to snap pix which you're uploading here? With this kind of 'Amateurish' attitude, I now understand why Boko-haram took this long to conquer. Fvcking attention seekers! Meanwhile, any good samaritan here can help me with this puzzle; by Evathyst(f): 10:34am Good morning house, Please ehn, I'm making this enquiry on behalf of someone. She graduated from OAU, and had since collected her certificate. She was as well mobilised for this upcoming youth service. But the problem is that this person in question doesn't have a valid means of identification; -She had submitted her OAU I.D card in the course of collecting her certificate. -She didn't have voters card nor did she have a National I.D card. -Drivers licence and international passport, she doesn't posses any. Now, my question is that what other means of identification can this person in question tender in camp so as not be barred from entering? Awaiting your prompt response. |
Good morning house, Please ehn, I'm making this enquiry on behalf of someone. She graduated from OAU, and had since collected her certificate. She was as well mobilised for this upcoming youth service. But the problem is that this person in question doesn't have a valid means of identification; -She had submitted her OAU I.D card in the course of collecting her certificate. -She didn't have voters card nor did she have a National I.D card. -Drivers licence and international passport, she doesn't posses any. Now, my question is that what other means of identification can this person in question tender in camp so as not be barred from entering? Awaiting your prompt response. |
Chukwudi44,for your attention. I understand you're Saraki's abobaku. What do you have to say to this? ![]() |
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