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Where's the [/s]joke[s] I mean pinshure?

NBC should please step up their game to include banning some of our vulgar musicians.


*Reminisce*
*Lil Kesh*
*Olamide*
*Terry Gee* Although nature himself has banned this mofo.

These vulgar fellows are corrupting public morals abeg.

klenton:
Abeg join d conversation
Do u enjoy it, u never can tell dia might be an expert header here

The so-called expert 'header' Papa. So him no fit find Jabulani ball to head inside post abi?


No be only head na tail.

Waiting to hear from those people who give head and those to whom 'head' is given to...


*Spreads mat*

See them! Woman wrapper!


Carry woman matter for head like lapalapa.



I don't wear panties; my business.
You think it's something immoral; Your business.
My boyfriend doesn't see anything wrong with it; His business.
Male nairalanders labelled us 'hoe' for not wearing panties; their business.


Please ehn, let's all mind our business.

APC!

Change!

naijagobetter:
shameless puppets where were they or what did they do when fayose beat up a judge and turn a court upside down, rogues!

Simply put, where were they when Mr Fayose frustrated the Assembly led by Dr Omirin?


To the point that he even declared them persona non-gratia in their own state. Shebi we warned them then that what goes around comes around.


If they like, they should take their protest to the White House. It wouldn't stop their prosecution.

MadCow1:
Cos I am Mad and I like Cows.

I dunno anymore

I smell lies! Madcow is a name of a particular disease that affects cattle. Any agricultural science student would know what I'm talking about. Tell us another lie o jere.

eduxerxes:
my name is CHINEDU and King Artaxerxes is my role model.


***for people who read their Bible**- *

You mean the greek King Atarxerxes that led the largest known army then?


You're such an ambitious young man. If I were a guy, would have chosen King Pyrrhus of Epirus as my role model. But since I'm a lady nko. Guess who my role model is?

MadCow1:
See JAMB question..

Oga why did you choose your moniker?


I'm very much interested in the answer you'll give.

alexistaiwo:
the italian job @ ur siggy. Nice

Eyan mi! O da yan mo!


Oya, chop knuckle!

Remembers the song;

'e get plenty plenty things wey no suppose dey happen for this life.'



Chorus: 'Plenty plenty things. Plenty plenty nonsense.'



*Drops mic*

Odikwa very serious!


Although, I'm not alien to technological errors. But this your own case is a bit unusual. #20,000 on a transaction that allegedly took place in Ikeja whereas you're in Ibadan. Eehh eehh?


I hope it's not GTB? Na them they use style style kpansh somebody money like that. Although it has happened to Dad before, but his own case was even ridiculous. Here's someone who has never activated his ATM before talkless of using it.


My advice for you is that you quickly call your Bank's customer service to block your card first. After which you should storm their branch on Monday with better craze. When I mean better craze, I meant that kind of craze that you would nak.ed yourself and fight everyone in the bank (Both customers & Bankers). Only then will you see your money. But if you act gentle with them, na sorry go be your name.


#MyOneKoboAdvice#

Only if I had Known that Buhari was a disaster in waiting. Wouldn't I have sort [/s]attention[s] sorry, protection with TonyeBarcanista then?


Mehn! 4 years far o! Shey na like this we go dey dey?


#Asking in Wande Coal's voice#

utenwuson:
ds man stl remain clueless after office kai

Oga check the date on that newspaper. Only then will you realise who is really 'clueless'


I don tire for all these APC robots dem self.

Laugh wan tear my belle o!

So finally I now have the opportunity of meeting a 'Big kid'


Grow up OP or your next girlfriend is gonna leave you again for being childish.

ravensckar:
Permit me to lend my layman's view to the ongoing discussion...


First and foremost, what is education? It's the process by which one acquires KNOWLEDGE & INSTRUCTION. The problem with most graduates is that they don't seem to even understand the concept of acquiring knowledge. If not, why should someone ever imagine that he wouldn't make it in life if he isn't educated? Or that he would make it in life by becoming educated (especially studying a particular course). Therein lies the whole misconception about 'Being educated in this country'



Acquiring formal education will only increase one's knowledge, broadens one's scope, develop one's intellectual mind, and shapes one's perception (reasoning). However, the sad truth is that being educated is not (and has never been) a guarantee that one would make it in life.


Lemme clarify with this quote by Napoleon Hill, he said and I quote; 'There is one quality which one must possess to win, and that is definiteness of purpose. The knowledge of what one wants, and a burning desire to possess it.'


Furthermore, the major reason why most graduates still haven't achieved their desired success has been summarised by Albert Einstein. He said 'Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking' Now let's be sincere with ourselves, have we really been using our brain optimally? Don't most of us (Including myself) depend on what we were taught at school? Or better still what we read in books.



In conclusion, whoever will succeed in this Nigeria of today (No matter the person's educational background) must first identify his calling. Follow his passion and then, be ready think outside the box.


But again, what does a layman like me know?

Our Visiting Professor!

Respect Sir!


*Bows head*

Diddyydiva:
Lol.

You mean you logged out, searched for vocabularies to use on me how pitiful.


You get hot temper? Waooooooo
clap for yourself!!! like I really care


March hare , Lower your standard to get diccks for all I care. Its none of my business.


Jealousy you say, no scumbag, I envy intelligent people not a simpleton like you.


This is my last reply to you fool.

Now I see your own case of stvpidity is legendary.


Why on earth would I have to log out to search for the appropriate words to describe a motherfucker like you? If fo.ols like you don't come online, how will bad words be used?


See, I'm a very busy person. ion have the time for any marauding, lick-spittle, rable-rousing and attention-seeking cipher. If you ever quote me again, I'll place an everlasting curse on your miserable life. Anuofia!


Did you just talk about svcking dick? You must be a first class who.re for saying that. If you think it's every lady that is morally bankrupt like you, you'd better trace your origin back to the monkeys. A bas.tard daughter of a thousand father!

dollyjoy:
Insulting her to make a point isnt right please!!

And who are you to preach to me what is right or wrong?


The last time I checked, there's still freedom of speech. Moreso, do you know why my Grandma lived long in life? She always mind her business!


Please ehn, let's all mind our business abeg.

MrsPhyno:
Why not just Spanish

NL no go kee pesin

Spanish kwa? Puerto Rico language is the most suitable when laughing at dumb ass people.


Na joke o!

Diddyydiva:
Dumbo, I'm just telling you not to insult her to correct her.

You don't know who I am or who she is so don't jump into stupiid conclusions.


Moreover what has buhari got to do with this? Are you so dumb ?


Did I hear you say trade words? No matter how my kind acts silly I won't have a brawl with them.


So Prosecutor when the likes you get on that post of yours pays for a new hairstyle other than the overdue one on your head. Let me know

Who is this good for nothing, mentally reta.rded, morally bankrupt, financially inept, socially repulsive and emotionally shattered human being?


If your brain doesn't function optimally as to understand metaphorical statement. Whose fault is that? Please o, I use Amadioha beg you, maintain your lane and not craze reach my place o. I get hot temper o!



Did you just mention my hairstyle? Lolz! Jealousy wan kill you! Mofo!

Diddyydiva:
Women are truly their own worst enemies

Why insult her to make a point?


The fact that no one as ever called you name which I doubt does not means there aren't innocent victims of insult or maltreatments out there.

please let's all reason before typing and not only type to be noticed

Attorney general! I don't have time trading words with you. So because I'm a lady i should support whatever gibberish another lady is doing abi?


Buhari is looking for you! You'll tell him what you do for a living.


Shior!

dollyjoy:
arent you a bit overhyping yourself?

You say wah?



Over what? You may think this is a faceless forum, but truth is a good number of people here have met me real life. So, they can attest to what I'm saying. Moreover, why do I have to over-hype myself? Like I'm looking for a suitor here or what?


I laugh in Puerto Rico language.

Mine was given to me by my wonderful boo.


Eva- From Éva Peron the former first lady of Argentina who was very adorable.

Thyst- You know the rest nau?


Madcow, how did you arrive at your moniker?

Lamentations from an ex-runz girl.


When did 'coded' prostitution become a legitimate means of livelihood?


It's ilks like you that make lazy, broke-ass, good for nothing, rable-rousing, and demented guys tag we ladies 'Gold digger'



Since my existence on earth, no guy has ever insulted me or called me names. Craze dey him head? I work for my money, I pay my bills, and I've never seen relationship as a business opportunity.