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ilawanson44:
Continue towing the path of peace until they come right into your palace and rape your daughters and then behead you!

Governor Willie Obiano, worried over the situation, had called on the security agencies in the state to protect the innocent farmers, appealing to herdsmen through the Hausa Community in the state to live cordially with their hosts.

Even though i am happy with Obiano's giant strides in developing Anambra state, i must say without any apologies that OBIANO IS A COWARD!

You say wah?


The other day, it was Enugu Gov. that you IPODS called a coward. Today, it's Obiano. Just Negodu!


Shebi you don't know war is never won with rage abi? And that if your opponents have strong backing you should find a way to attack their centre of gravity.


Who is that person in this country that doesn't know those herdsmen are doing these dastardly things in connivance with our military? Keep beating your chest behind your computer screen there. Or better still, you could tell me the name of your village so that I can forward it to the herdsmen to pay you people a 'courtesy' visit.


Na joke o!

*Spreads mat*

Seems another e-fight will occur here today.


Where are the chest-beaters who were celebrating the Mile 12 attack? Shebi we told them that Karma is a b1tch they refused to listen. Now the fulani herdsmen have started annexing their erosion-ridden land. Mehn! This is good news!


Thinking of the right music to dance to.


*Modified*
May the joint thunder of Amadioha, Sango and Zeus strike anyone who would quote me to yarn Okpata.

daretodiffer:
Where dem dey o? Where are the black women bashers? Where are the losers?

They will avoid this thread like plague. But if it's to share the so-called Lie Muhammed-like experience about how girls use and dump them, you'll see them in their numbers.


Motherfvcking misogynists!

*Spreads mat*


Nothing amuses me more than reading vizkiz's story of his past 'mumuness'


*Modified*

See them broke ass niggars ranting like a 5-yr old whose toy was taken away from him.
They will hurt a girl who loves them with all her heart, but cry blue murder when they get hurt by another b*th. Keep deceiving yourself!


Someone here even went as far as saying 'Sex is as important breathing to them (guys)' Shoro niyen?


Well, wetin concern me. Lemme continue enjoying my lunch of yam & engine oil.


*Continues listening to Nicki Minaj's Shit on em*

Sex position?


Obara Jesus!


*Does sign of the cross*


*Sprinkles holy water on thread*


*Runs outta thread*

Please remove that No 9 & 10 from that list, else, it will render all that you've typed 'useless'.


Buy land before the age of 30? wtf? Who still waste money buying lands when Omo onile and area boys wouldn't stop troubling your life. Can't the person just buy one of all these houses (even if it's a block of flat) that has already been developed.


Also, having a role-model by 30? Wtf? By then, one should have become his own role model.

otemanuduno:
Chelsea, Leicester all na blue. U too much my guy.

Your guy?

Segadem:
yeah blue is the colour that is our sister club, all Chelsea fans are in support of Leicester city to win the epl
Up BLUE up CHELSEA up Leicester city.

Your head dey there! Blue is the colour!


If only you fit teach me how to type with swagger like this....

seunny4lif:

This one na just football fan
She no get team

Your teeth complete bro! I'm just a football fan!


I support whoever plays well and wins trophies. Excerpt Barca though, I like every other club. And also Arsenal, I derive pleasure in mocking them.

Kazrem:
Which club do you support? I hope it's not chesteal

You can say that again! I was once a Chelsea fan, but now, I'm a Leicester fan.


I roll with winners not losers!


Gerrit?

Welcome to Goal fiesta!


Arsenal; A team that is as useless as the P in Psychology.

Your sister boss still dey learn work. My boyfriend who presently works in a consulting firm still hasn't been paid today. In their own case it's a norm in their office to delay salary till the 10th of a new month.


So appalling!


Asking your boss for your salary could put you in his 'black book'. Not asking could make him see you as a 'Zombie' who would work under any condition.



This is what Philosophers call 'On the horns of dilemma'. You'll be damned if you act, and if you still choose not to act, you'll still be damned anyways.

Spreads mat.....

Waiting for this post to hit fp before sharing mine.


My own case strong small. Can't stop laughing whenever o remember it.


#WhenBitchesWereGirls#

HalfTruth, please go easy on these IPODs nau, you know they are a still in a grief as a result of the 'Enugu invasion'



Make I no lie, make I no thief, I don laff tire for this thread. Their silence alone is amusing. So much for chest-beaters.

Mehn! This pictures are so touching!


Where's hfinest1? Come give me your shoulder abeg, I needed to lean on it so that I can sob in peace.

First time I'll ever agree with Tosyne2much.


Mine is simple, I'll just tell the guy some minutes after I arrived his place that I wanna be on my way. Afterall, you no kukuma entertain me.


He'll now be baffled that all these La casera that he bought nko? Mugu! Shey I tell you sey I dey thirsty ni?


That was how I visited one 'goat' before I could say jack, he brought out all his albums showing me all the old & ugly people in his family.


Some guys mumu pass Vizkiz I swear!

peeparty:
Yea yea yea.!!! It april baby.cant forget in hurry when i was prank some years ago,But now boys have become men.
It that time of the month we open our studio for all your shalla message to your friends,e-crush,business partner,you husband.etc.

It simple.just wish 5 of them a happy new month...
leh go.:
mysticgal
wristbangle
evathyst
mizmycoli
mzztega

In this month of april, you all will be a main event in Gods agender...#Beincharge.

Awww darling! Thanks for the acknowledgement!

saasala:
I respect your sincerity

Tell me, what really happened before he came to your place. Did he dash you money?

I boarded a bike on that fateful day, it happened that I and the bike man didn't have an earlier agreement on the fare. Because I'm a Corper, he wanted to cheat me by making me pay double of the price.


From nowhere, this handsome guy came go my rescue. From there sha, one thing led to another and we exchanged numbers.... Make I no talk pass like that, my present boyfriend is a nairalander. And him blood dey hot no be small.

Okorocha! The greatest chameleon of our time.

This is a real dilemma!


Like the yorubas used to say 'Ko si abuja kan lorun ope...' the same cunning you applied in bringing them together, you should apply 'double' of it to tear them apart.


I deliberately used the word 'double' because the new chick on block wouldn't fold her arms and allow you snatch her maga. So, you gotta do what you gotta do quickly and skillfully. If not, the thunder wey go fire you (for breaking people's marriage) still dey receive touchline instruction from the devil.

STENON:
*Laughing* Please excuse STENON from your topic o

And he should also remove I (Evathyst) and my friend (Avicky).


Please ehn, this is strictly a battle between two guys. Or do you people need a referee to record point?

Ravensckar for your attention.


No ask me wetin I find reach here o!

avicky:
No wahala. It also means she will be deceased too cos her daughter in law may be of the same opinion with her.

Olopa ewo n t'epe?