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Agarawu23
Jarus
Baba11
Aminat508
Honourableseyi
Omotayor123
Midolian
Evathyst
Paybutton
Seun

You want to meet me in real life? Like seriously?


If you're a Lagos based, probably we'll hook up by december then. But mind you, it's gonna be at an exquisite eatery. And guess who's gonna foot the bill?

"The only reason why I wana have s£x with you is to prove my love for you. I may date a lady for 2 years, if I don't really love her, I'll never have s£x with her cos my feelings just wouldn't connect with hers". Guys ehn!

The lie some of them tell will make even the devil blush with embarrassment.



The he-goat that told me the above lie was so much in the mood that day that he almost raped me. Thank God for the little taekwondo training which I had in my sec sch.... The rest is now story sha.

Anytime I log in here to check on my Cubetalk 9X tab, I salivate.


Can't wait to lay my hands on this baby.

I'm here to shake my head for chelsea.


#Mourinho out#

initialize:
Those guys are omnipresent at computer village... There usually spot is Awolowo Road and sometimes they stay close to UBA at Adepele. Their "oga" is thick and fair in complexion, their trick is to frighten you to drop something; they are entirely harmless.

Next time they shout at you, just show say you code and reverse their slang to them dem go eye you as chicken they eye bottled corn.

You've paid your dues at CV you are now qualified to march the ground as you like.


Be safe bro.

Initialize! Lolz! One begins to wonder how many dues you self pay before you 'blend'

avicky:
Avicky ke? Shoe get size o. Find your 'yes sir ' woman go front mbok.

By the way, it's Evathyst not EVASTHY.

Lolz! Babe, you dey worry o! You for still allow me dey watch all of them from the top of this iroko tree where I'm sitting

Chai! See how chelsea moved from grace to grass. The number of traffic this thread has generated is an illustration to the point I'm trying to make.

It's just a matter of time before that vain-braggart, CoRk sucking, power-thirsty, bloody mofo called Mourinho will be kicked out.


Until then, I remain a chelsea fan in exile!


Meanwhile, lemme stroll to Assnal's thread to witness how they will be pummelled.

Chai! See how chelsea moved from grace to grass. The number of traffic this thread has generated is an illustration to the point I'm trying to make.

It's just a matter of time before that vain-braggart, CoRk sucking, power-thirsty, bloody mofo called Mourinho will be kicked out.


Until then, I remain a chelsea fan in exile!

fighal:
u re as irrelevant as the "K" in knife.. Who even knew u wen u were a fan?... U can decamp to any club u'll still remain unnoticed even if u decide to fan bendel insurance nobody go steal reason ur matter.. When u be chelsea fan who u help?
Abeg go drink garri

Lamentation from a lousy buffoon! As expected of a typical bus conductor who supports chelsea fc, you didn't fail to disappoint at all.


After all your noise and belly-aching, what next?

Koats14:
tough times dont last, tough people do! #Mou all the way #ChelseaForLife

So because chelsea luckily defeated Aston Villa that's why you're having an erect*on. You mourinho stooges will never learn!

Osyxcel:
We meet again...

Are you a Chelsea fan?

Yeah! We meet again! And to answer your question, I was a chelsea fan before, but presently I'm not.

We better lose today so that Muorinho's sack letter can be fast-tracked.


It's now or never boys! Let's kick the vain-braggart out.

Meanwhile, Chelsea 1 : Aston villa 3 (FT).

Viewing this thread; Zaneta, Avicky(f), Evathyst(f) and 1 guest...


My e-besty, I hail o.


Oh! Lest I forget, we're chilling on page 419.

endtime1:
u have to do a background check to know where the problem is coming from.once u recognise the root of the problem pray about it and tackle it.

Pray? Like seriously?

peppyluv02:
Unfortunately I don't find her or any female comedian funny especially that princess. That doesn't mean the likes of AY make me laugh either

Then your own type of frustration is rare!


Na joke!

Indianapolis| An American woman has totally annihilated the former World Record for the most babies in a lone pregnancy by giving birth to seventeen babies over 29 hours last weekend at the Indianapolis Memorial Hospital.

“It was incredible” explains Dr. Jack Morrow who assisted the woman through the whole operation.” The babies kept coming and coming and coming and coming… Man! I think I’m gonna have nightmares about this day for a long time! This was my last delivery!” he adds in disgust.

Catherine Bridges and her husband had been trying to have a child for many years and had decided last year to use medical assistance from a fertility clinic in Rhodes Island. The insemination process was definitely successful, as the couple got an entire litter of seventeen beautiful and identical boys.

The couple has already chosen the names for the boys with an obvious continuity of thought: James, Jacob, Jarod, Jarvis, Jason, Jeffrey, Jeremy, Jerome, Jesse, Jimmy, Joachim, Jonathan, Jonas, Joseph, Julian, Jimbo and surprisingly, Darth Porkinus.



IF two is called TWINS,What will you call 17?

Source: http://www.starusamark.com/usanews/usa-woman-gave-birth-to-17-babies-at-once/.

See pics below;