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primeson1: evathyst.....u r lookin nice o....initialize make una settle dis o

Behold, d secret admirers... Primeson nd dljbd1(only God knows what dt means though),abeg na wetin una dey find for my profile? Abi make I fry egg 4 una ni? Lol

avicky: Evathyst take it easy. Pls chat offline with him. Shit happens. He has promised to fix it. Ma bi nu.

Noted Sister! No mind all ds men dem, alwz wanting us to be @ thr mercy. Now, make I tel u why I dey reali provoke;dt I payed (24+2=26K) for a fone whose price reduced to 22K less dan 3wks after I bought mine is enof to get me angry(although dt one no be initialize fault sha) not minding d two tyms I've to pay transport to Calabar on top ds same fone matter. 2- dt I payed 4K for a 32GB memory card which I cld av acquired here in Calabar is another reason to be angry. Assuming I bought it nearby nw, wld av tot of d appropriate version of madness to display for d seller. 3- Initialize is nw trying to hold me to ransom on top another 1K being an additional charge dt was levied on way billing d two fones . Thereby compounding my woes. Nw, ds how I see it; my other frnd whom we bought ds fone together wont add a dime afterall, he has nothing at stake. Finally, Initialize is trying to prove to me dt he wldnt bear d brunt of any wrong logistical issue, rather I shld. Wel, av told him my mind if he lyks he shld heed... Besides, tnx 4 ur concern.

initialize: If you're serious, i'll take you serious then... Contact me offline for a solution

waybill, remember?

Waybill? Uhn? I rmbr vividly now. D extra 1K dey charged u in which u later transferred to us? Although, it was my frnd dt reached such compromise wit u. Nd even though He never mentioned anything abt it again, leaving me alone to bear d brunt. If it's dt 1K dt wil make u change d adulterated memory card, trust me I'm pay it. My Dad taught us of 3R's of lyf; Respect for urself, Respect for others, nd Responsibility for ur actions. Initialize, I've utmost respect for u.

initialize: My darling is really hot tonight, sorry I returned home late... other consideration required my attention... Now I'm home


[s]Shuts the door, Lights out....packs the pillow for cushioned support, drops the bed on the floor for stability, opens the windows in case Nepa wants to interfere, Fan set at the speed.... Looks out for Protection....Who needs protection! (no be my darling ni!)[/s]

Let's work it out

Stop being dramatic! I'm very serious, ds card issue is driving down nut outta my head. Dt u did very wel nd I commended u doesn't mean I wnt express my dissatisfaction wit d card issue. Telling me here dt I avnt lodged a formal complain b4 now is untenable or probably u jst typed dt for fun. Not to see or hear of war is not to be sure dt war is not arnd d corner. Initialize, u can stil avert dt war by suggesting a pragmatic way forward to my card issue. Only a wise cripple does nt fall victim of a fore-warned battle.

initialize: This is your first detailed complain I am recording.....:::: and if you check my reply to your last post, I mentioned all those that got a bad memory card have had their memory card replaced..... I am not a seller that sells to you and then disappear thereafter.....It's normal to be annoyed when you are unsatisfied but without a formal complain how do you expect me to know?

Also, if you are quick to complain about what goes wrong, then you should commend the one I did right (Hope you still remember the waybill agreement?)...

Lastly, how do you reach the one who choose to be unreachable?


There's no problem without a solution....Therefore my dear, your solution isn't far-fetched....



....::::::My purpose is define, My intention is clear, my destination is certain and my safety is assured::::....

My offline contact hasn't changed

Call, Text or Whatsapp::::: 08069321572 or 08080762473

So, I shld cal u again 4 negotiations on d way forward abi? Lyk seriously, u dey use me play. Som matters r better improved upon by silence. #Excuse me#

gboss4sure: Who knows how to give an e-salp with thunderous sound?

Ds got me rolling on d floor. 4get dt 'okpata' wey dt guy dey yarn. If his family members were to be among doz infected with ebola, I'm sure he wld av used a more devastating word. Whr was he wen d British masses celebrated d death of Margaret Thatcher wtout any respect 4d dead myth? Anybody who acted d same way Mr. Sawyer acted is nt only crazy bt stupid, useless, moronic,nd i m b e c i I l i c.

lillaowow: .... And That's how the cookie crumbles. Still a better love story than twilight though. I wanna trust initialize to find a solution. He already chased other competitor or chinese brands sellers back to their villages.

Hey intruder! Only Heaven knows wat u had in mind b4 pouring out dt 1st lyn of urs only to contradict urself later. Dt He's my sweetheart doesn't mean I wont express my dissatisfaction shld d need arise. I'm sure if u'r in my shoes, u wld av acted d same way(except if u be celestial church member wey no dey wear shoe). Nevertheless, U'r stil welcome to our ....... party. (fill in d missing word if u dare).

teebell90: Sorry Evathyst, am sure he would find a solution to your challenge shortly as that might be a manufacturers error. Take it easy ehn, dont spoil the story

Tnx 4 ur concern Bro, I'l control myself so as nt to vent my anger on u instead of him. Honestly, ds nt d frst nor second tym I'l be complaining of ds worrisome issue to him. He keeps giving a casual answer. Imagine a situation whr u transferred some files to ur fone nd it doesn't open jst because of an adulterated memory card? Lyk seriously, he do better find a pragmatic way to solve ds problem else......

voltron: Computer Mallam.. eat bitter kola before you talk- When Mohammed Yusuf was arrested in 2009, he named the then governor of Borno, Ali Modu Sheriff as a major financier of Boko Haram. Very shortly after his revelation, Yusuf was taken from custody and was driven to a deserted area. With his hands still shackled, he was told to walk to another vehicle. The man knew what was coming and so he shuffled along inch by reluctant inch. Halfway through his trudge, bullets rained down on Yusuf. That was that. - See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/03/boko-haram-2/#sthash.SqaMuweJ.dpuf

ur warped analysis is bereft of any iota of logic. Now, lemme help u out. Wen Sen. Ali Ndume who was one tym alleged to av met wit top echelons of Boko-haram mentioned Namadi Sambo's name as d person who gave him d Boko-haram leaders' contact. Did Sambo deny it? Did any security agency invite Sambo 4 any form of questioning? Also, even d 'so-called' international community av sighted series of human right abuses in the nigerian army's operation all in d name of killing Boko-haram members. D truth abt Boko-haram is dt d more one looks, d less one sees. D main reason why an average enlightened individual wil blame GEJ is dt He has been acting rather lackadaisicaly by not bringing d sponsors to book. If he claims nt to knw dem despite being d President, den all doz claims dt he is clueless cldnt be farther from d truth. On d other hand, if he knws dem bt keeps quiet jst because of 2015 election, den he is as guilty as d perpetrators (dt is if he's not even part of dem). Either way, He's damned. On d horns of a dilemma, U'r damned if you act. Nd even if u dnt, U'r stil damned. May God help u 2see beyond ur nose.

initialize: Amen... It is well

Each tym ds my memory card disappoints me I tend to think of d best way to vent my anger on u. Why on earth wil I buy a 32GB memory card only abt 10GB wil be usable? Abi I no pay u complete? Honestly, it's so annoying. Ds shld be d last tym I'l ever complain to u abt ds godamn memory card. If aftr ds complaints u stil refuse to suggest a pragmatic solution, den I'l be left with no choice dan to......... #mtchew#

blizard44: Sorry mistress, no words to waste on dafts and blockheads.

Kindly quote me when you've mastered your spellings.

U jst wrote lyk one who is suffering 4rm d greatest poverty of sense. How does using slang words or shortening one's words to save tym amount to ignorance of d language? By lyk analogy, U'r jst lyk d presidency u'r trying so hard to defend; Bunch of retards! Go fvck urself!

blizard44:


It aint your fault. You're even oblivious of the whole thing,...Just kill yourself by yourself....
Goodluck Johnny is a far cry from your problems......

Go see a traditionalist - frustration runs in your blood!

wil u shut d fvck up nd speak lyk a rational being 4 once? 4 a presidency, inherently not gifted with a faculty of discernment. It's real enemies are d rich swathe of commissioned nd non commissioned courtiers, gossips, idlers, meal time jokers, petty lickspittles, ethnic denizens, mercenary activists, among a Legion of standpatters lyk urself. Our President isn't jst clueless, He is an embodiment of cluelessness. Quote me nd contract free ebola for u nd ur family. Offer last while stock valid!

Space Booked!

tuffgongjo: pope john paul 1 was killed because he wanted to change the president of the Vatican Bank an Archbishop Marcinkus Paul.
Murtala was murdered because he wasn't playing alongside the world powers like USA.

wel, while I'm agree wit ur frst answer as regards Pope John Paul 1.dt of MM is one dt still beats my imagination. I dnt wana bliv dt d US has a hand in it. It's purely a Nigerian Army affair. Read Jonathan's response to OBJ's letter nd u'l understand better. Moreover, I read a book titled 'Just b4 dawn' By Prof Kole Omotosho na thr I take fear our politicians. Anyways, tnx 4 ur enlightenment sha.

Why are u pple making me feel lyk I'm d only jew here? I av all ds browsers u all av bn mentioning, bt I'm stuck wit FIREFOX. o boi, d browsing na die.

Mcleo007: Who has this phone for sale? Clean and fairly used

So dem curse u sey make u no dey buy new thing? Smh 4 som pple nd thr 'oshofree' attitude

Wel, tnx God for conspiracy theories. Thr cld av bn jst one version of evry stories. i.e d version dt d media want us to bliv. Here are my own list of world's unanswered qstns:
1- Who is reali responsible for 9/11 attack?
2- Wat is d real cause of Pope John Paul 1's death?
3- Wat was d true relationship btw Jesus nd Mary Magdalene?
4- who ar doz responsible 4d death of Muritala Muhammad? 4get dt Dimka's scam, he was merely acting on som pple's script.
5- who are d real sponsors of Boko Haram? I cld go on and onto list all of lyf's unanswered qstns. Make judgement day do com abeg, all ds tinz wil be revealed live nd in HD

Kanwulia: Well, mine was strict.
They are all the same. Taking out their frustrations on their children for being children.
But I now understand that like MANY OTHER AFRICAN PARENTS. . . he was just frustrated with life in NIGERIA.
Most of the 'strictness' you see in many parents is all about 'BROKE WEATHER'!
No pepper for pocket!

baba, u don get am finish. Na economic situation dey bring out d 'animal' in most Dads. As in my own eh, if him get money, he will behave lyk Oyibo Daddy. I rmbr him takin us to trade fair, National Theatre, Bar-Beach, Amusement Park, nd many other better places 4 Lagos. At times self to show his happiness, he wil organise story telling contest, wrestling match, football match, quiz nd debate inside our small parlour. Bt anytime He's broke, o boi, everybody 4 house dey fear am lyk person wey get ebola. By dt tym, only one slap is enof to reset all doz happy moments he has given us to factory settings. My Dad can flog? He can scold? Nd He doesn't 4get one's wrongdoing(one tin I hate abt him). Other Pple's Dad may be better, bt 4me,he's d best.

timilehing: ]Kids will always want to rebel but a good spanking can save their life. I was so stubborn that my Dad flog me with anything his hand grabs: cane, rod, iron bar, orogun, even knife.

Flogging u wit iron rod, orogun, nd knife? O boi no vex o, is ur Daddy short? Cos short pple wey dey stammer join na dem dey wicked lyk dt. # ;Dspeaking from experience#

Richiy: Lol...you are tempting me ooo...but i wouldn't call you dumb.

Tnx 4d understanding Sister! Wat a show of maturity! It's lyk Nairaland is returning bck to d good old days.

Catered4: We are family of 5 children. My Dad is so mean to his children, not just my dad, including our mum. Infact, they are partners in crime. When we were young, people always ask if they were our biological parents. Now we are old, we still doubt if they are our biological parents. My siblings and I suffered psychological trauma. We had parents but we lived as orphans even till now. When we were young, we thought they would change as they grow old but they never changed. Relations and Church Elders have spoken to them time without number but they wouldn't listen. Their wickedness seperated everybody in the home. All my siblings left the house out of frustration to seek happiness else where. I tried proving to my dad and mum that I love them in all ways but my own Dad extorted me financially. My sister did the same just to prove her love for the family. We were only used and dumped. Right now, there's nobody at home except my parents and yet they are not bothered. IF I'M TO CHOOSE MY FAMILY BEFORE COMING TO THE EARTH, I wouldn't have choosen my family. I don't discuss my family to people but I'm doing this because I want those that are from a Peace Loving family to be thank ful to God because they are some out there who wished to have a beautiful family but weren't lucky to have one. Like I said, we all ran away from the house in pursue of happiness, while I was away, God sent me an ANGEL. I was adopted and ever since then, I have no regrets. My Foster Dad made me what I am today. He is the dad I never had. Thank You Dad. May God Keep You For Me To Reap Your Labor Over Me IJN. To my beautiful Daughter and Hubby, I will give you the best Home I never had.

Eeyah! I feel ur pain Sister. D diff btw urs and myn is dt d moment we clocked 18, He bcam nice. We had only tot of our Dad as one who is only gud at flogging nd punishment. Nt until we clocked 18 dt we realized dt he's a philosopher who can talk. My only concern abt ur case is dt ur Mom shld av taken a diff approach to treating u pple. Cos most families I knw, if d Dad is mean, d Mom wil be gentle. Dnt av any hard feelings towards dem dear, cos lyk I read 4rm a book,' God chooses our relatives for us, bt we choose our frnds ourselves '

My father is d typology of d double-faced roman god;janus. Wen I and my other siblings were btw d ages of 1-18, He was lyk an Adolf Hitler;very strict, mean, nd uncompromising. His presence alone makes us cry. He blivs d only language children understand is cane. Bt d moment we clocked 18,He changed tactics. Den, he corrected us by talking. Mind u, His words r so scathing to d ears dt u'l prefer his whip. Bt all in all, He is a very good Father who cares so much abt his children. Now dt he isn't as strong as he was during his youthful days, my younger ones r so pampered. He usually tells us dt with age, evrytin reduces. I'll rate him 15/20. If u happen to knw at least four of his children, u'l knw why I'm rating him so highly. Lyk our landlord used to say of him; 'So having many children doesn't mean all of dem can't be upright. See Baba Jide's children, as many as dey ar, dey r doing great'

Richiy: That is why you cannot categorically call anyone dumb...

if I hear? Tel us u'r indirectly defending d 'dumb' one himself.... Dr Ebola Jonathan.

Lexusgs: If you are not keen on paying, seek the apk file.

APK file? Plz, elaborate so dt I'll understand u better. Cos wen it coms to issues lyk browsing nd computer stuff, I'm a complete ignoramus... Tnx 4d response anyways

Permit me to also join well meaning Nairalanders in applauding u for a job well done. May ur ocean of wisdom never run dry....

StealthyMe: Wow...Thnxx a lot !!! Heaven bless you too
BTW,nice pic

Nice pix? Lyk seriously? If my Nairaland boyfrnd catch u, U'r on ur own be dt o. Besides, if an app is requesting 4 one's card details b4 one can upgrade to premium. Wat shld one do in dt particular scenario?

Givemejoy: I think you should get the job first, and have a very good bargaining power. Meanwhile, read very well cos am sure the interview is done by batch,.that is years of experience and judging by your post you have less than 2-3 yrs experience.

Tnx 4 ur response, it was reali helpful

why is anybody not saying anything abt Remfad school? Got thr invitation for an interview. Bt I reali wana knw thr salary structure so as to be sure it's worth honouring. I'm getting tired of following ds thread cos som post I see here ain't job application bt 'directly' begging for job. Nna na wa o, how d heck did Naija get to ds level? #sad#

How's ds supposed to be a news? Read one tym ago abt a certain U.S president who doesn't av any iota of respect for protocol nd so sometimes held meeting with his 'kitchen' cabinet members while sitting on a closet. Although, ds ebola Jonathan of a man is clueless. Bt on ds, he has my support. Make all doz PDP e-maggots forgive my choice of words o

ekiyor3: . If u stay around Okoko area in Lagos there is a big school there in need of physics and chemistry teachers just at the roadside. School name: Lightbearers. I just saw it yesterday so pls guys apply quickly.

U'r funny o! So, na dt yeye light bearer u dey cal big skul? I knw d skul finish. Tnx anyways!

manie: I may sound like an old school, but abbreviations should be discouraged on this thread. Teachers affect eternity, we can never tell where our influence may reach.

Abbreviations can be a red flag that may prevent an employer to invite one for an interview.

Noted!