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initialize: I sure you typed those name with that Gionee Gorilla your boyfriend gave you


There's time for everything we usually say; Look through my history here and you will see that I am not strange to all the names (iphone, Samsung, HTC, Sony et al) you listed..... Maybe you need me to take you through my origin || https://www.nairaland.com/initialize/topics .... I once was like; I will never use a "Made is China" phone, I even refused a business proposal by a Chinese man in 2010 but now I wish I didn't


Their names might sound funny but their perfomance is SERIOUS!



Video review of the XIAOMI MI4 vs GALAXY S5 vs iPHONE 6 vs LG G3 vs HTC ONE M8




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Nm0yk_wVm4



Read the Review of the ZTE Nubia Z7 and check the specs, even the yet to be released SGS6 wouldn't stand a chance....


Come let's me take care of you and show you where the new world power is.




On a Lovely note, don't be swayed by the names....What's in a name? Beauty is in the efficiency which is determined by the quality of the perfornance....Like my phones, I am serious and I can perform and to top it...... I be fine boy

If by now u still dnt understand d power of choice, den I'll av no choice dan to send u to my Popman 4 an intensive tutorial class on sociology. Wel, snce u'r a yoruba self-acclaimed 'fine boy' here's a popular yoruba saying 2buttress my point; 'kini yi daa, oyato si kini yi wunmi' meaning, ds tin is gud, is quite different 4rm wat one wants. Yes! Chinese fones may be gud(as regards thr mouth-watering spec) bt d names are jst not sexy enof 4me. Imagine someone asking u wats d name of ur fone nd u say 'Oppo' 'Tiamiyu abi na Jiayu' Tufia!


If truly u'r a big boi lyk u'r claiming, den buy me Wat big boiz buy thr babes; Galaxy, HTC, iPhone, Sony... Yes, dey may nt perform better Dan ur Chinese fones, bt dey r rather ostentatious goods. Nd u knw one tin abt ostentatious goods? Only classy pple use dem



Finally, back to ur being a 'fine boi' Av got jst one quote for u; 'dey sey dt fine boiz rock, bt has any gal ever tried paying her bills wit handsomeness?' nd guess who said it? She's one of ur customers. #Lol#





Typing with my latest gold-platted iPhone. Nd I guess u knw how many versions of it was produced?

initialize: Market is improving daily, I no even search for you online again. I've been waiting for our offline meeting; i don buy new clothes, new shoes, new perfume, even gift for a new bride.... You just change am by limiting the feelings to a WCDMA speed of 6.8MBps, you no even allow am reach the limit of 7.2... I don dey believe say the feeling reach 4G LTE speed which i dey use practice my proposal speech.

You come mention boyfriend buy you Gionee M2 say because of that you no go port come my network?


You better port to the better side of life, meet me for Lag make I buy you one of ZTE Nubia 7, Oppo Find 7, Xiaomi Mi4, Huawei Honor 6, Jiayu G6, THL 5000, POMP C6 or OPO (OnePlus one).... make you know wetin real love dey yarn




No let Primeson1 come see wetin you post o!



Init with the Money

Is dt all u can promise? Oppo(which kind name be dt one), Jiayu (sounds lyk a yoruba name Tiamiyu) Pomp C6(WTF? no be only pump na pipe), One Plus One? Lyk seriously, is it not two? O. k, d fone na #2 Lol! Initialize, mention somtin lyk HTC, Samsung, Sony, iPhone, nd I myt give ur proposal a second thought. Lyk seriously? Oppo? Tiamiyu? Blood of Jesus! *runs out of thread wit a hussein bolt lyk speed*

timyoghurt: golden doctor I eventually went to king's college today after much interrogation the director told me they could offer me 30k and I declined with immediate alacrity so he asked me how much I wanted and I said at least 50k for a start and that was the deal he later asked if I will be able to cope in that kind of environment since it's not in the heart of the city I said yes in As much as there is maximum security,light,internet,etc as in some basic amenities although the school is cool and also in a cool environment. accommodation inclusive. thanks

Jesus! 50 Wat? Abi my lens don expire? Ar u reali serious dey r ready to pay up to 50K? Jeez! Here's a skul dt invited me as well bt I turned it down 4 personal reasons. All d very best in ur new job

avicky: Not that bad. If d area is well illuminated it will be clear but if not it will be blurr. But overall the camera rocks.

Avicky! Avicky!! I don catch you red-handed 4 one unmentionable thread. Rmbr Oga Mazi's NYSC thread? Sister u dey worry o with ur French speaking brouhaha. Tu va ai compris?

initialize: Home safe



Pre-orders ° Orders ° Re-orders

Baba, how market Sir? Sure u dnt expect to be seeing me here alwz, afterall fone no be toothbrush wey dem sey make we dey change evry two-two months. Besides, am still flexing d GIONEE M2 which I bought 4rm u. Each tym I lay my hands on dt fone, my feelings 4u increases by 6.8MB/s. if no be sey na my boyfrnd give me money wey I take buy dt fone, trust me, I for don port to ur network . #Lol#

ewizard1: I believe some of these stories... because,

I sometimes see a scene I once saw in a dream. Sometimes, tho I neva know what happens next. But when it happens, I'll remember I saw it in that dream.

This is true !!!

Hmmmnnnn! ds exactly what happens to me at tyms. Later, I realised dt telling pple about it or trying to seek help 4rm such mystery made me lost dt gift. Bt now, I've regained it. Never wil I lose dt gift again. So, Bro, stop telling pple about it if u dnt wana lose dt gift.

Tonylyte: No dear..am watching from the cable..keep your eyes peeled, u would cm accross one here.

U try! U don fall my hand nah! Make I go sleep abeg.

SicilyNaija: it mainly work for laptop and desktop

Crap! Na to sleep sure pass be dt o! I go dey hear scores in d mrnin. Besides, wish our falconets victory.

Tonylyte: I dey here o. I no go sack u if u come late. Infact rest, no come wrk 2moro.

Abeg any live streaming 4 ds match?

haydot95: no fear,I go employ u

Haha? U never stil get sales gal 4 dt ur kiosk? Lol!

SicilyNaija: check this, am still waiting for a better one

http://goatd.net/87296/watch-nigeria-u20-vs-germany-u20

ds ur link no work o! Abeg help us wit another correct one.

Na falconets keep me awake til ds tym o! So, make una no fvck-up o. At least, if my Oga sack me 2moro sey I late com work, d trophy wil be my compensation.

initialize: Hmmm!

Nairaland Mobile HQ ...::::Click Here::::....

Talk of initialize nd He appears. Oga I hope sey u no miss road? #Lol#

avicky: Evatyst aya Initialize... Are u done with your service? First of all submit your c.vs and applications to any good school around your area. Check websites like www.myjobmag.com.
Take d advert you see here seriously because i got my present job here. It is well with you.

Tnx! I appreciate Ma! I'm not done wit service yet, bt wil soon round off in a couple of weeks... Besides, are u also a teacher?

DoveQueen: please guys i still havent gotten any genuine info about this invite and i intend going there on wednesday. the name of the school or a phone number is not even on it. i even opened a thread abou it. pls what do i do now?

Dnt even attempt going. I've gotten about two of such anonymous invitation lyk dt. No work we dey find, make dem no go use person do blood money. Why on earth wil a well to do organisation send one an anonymous invitation to a job interview? Ds country self!

Make me self enter front page after many months abeg. I can't fit to shout jare....

J0nyb0y: you welcome.. Buh it drains faster. I exhausted 4gb within a week. Airtel made it that way for non bb devices..

Eeeeee! Tufia! My hard earned moni?

J0nyb0y: it works on all device even pc with default settings... *440*16#

Tnx! Ur response was timely. Make I exhaust ds data sharparly den... How abt d speed? Cos ds one I'm using presently na MIKEL. #Lol#

constance500: Airtel 1500naira for 4GB 60days..

Plz, which code can one use to subscribe to ds particular data plan? Nd does it work for android as well?

econome: Hello pals! A friend is asking where he can buy this device Gionee M2 ?

Call Initialize on 08069321572/08080762473...He's based in Lagos bt delivers nationwide. Even myself, I bought 4rm him nd He delivered it here in Calabar whr I'm serving. Others might be gud, bt 4me,ds guy is d best. Wld av posted d link to his thread, bt I no sabi big-big tinz lyk dt.

dytbabe: Bro ke

Sori o! Had to check to confirm sha...

dytbabe: Download ke
Dunno o
U jst buy the cd na, and copy to ur pc and transfer frm there

Tnx Bro! I understand better now.

dytbabe: Apala ni baba
Eye ma shagidi

Gimme the apala masters anyday anytime
Yusuf olatunji
Ayinla omowura
Musiliu Haruna ishola


Jamming SOYOYO right away
Nodding head and shaking body

Plz, whr can I download yusuf Olatunji's albums. I'm a great fan of his music.

nitane25: So d school address givemejoy mailed me is no 3 nuratu galubi str, remfad bus stop idimu.. D interview is dis friday 12noon

d same remfad school invited me for thr interview, bt unfortunately nobody seems 2knw of thr salary structure. If I dnt knw of a school's salary structure, I dnt think I can stress myself attending thr interview. Make I no com reach thr finish, dem com dey yarn Portuguese on top money matter. Myn isn't unemployment, it's under-employment. Nd by Heavens grace, dt condition of myn wil improve to gainful employment. Bottom line, I'm not desperate. I only want an improved offer.

Everything abt ds Aribisala of a man is controversial. Beginning with his 'unfounded' article of faith in which he alwz resorts to attacking d personality of Apostle Paul. Whenever he writes on political issues as well, he choses to alwz attack d APC despite d many irregularities of his pay masters d PDP. As far as I'm concerned, d beginning of his end has come. After 2015,he wil return bck to his village to continue his piggery farming

ekiyor3: . Sorry babe. U rili look good. Lets knw ourselves pls since we even stay close to each other.

U don miss road o, ds a thread 4 job nd nt 4 hanging out. #my opinion sha#

Givemejoy: A matured and well experienced science
teacher is needed urgently to take Biology
subject and must possess the following,
REQUIREMENT
-Must have attain a certified degree of NCE
minimum and other qualification as backup
-Must have at least 2 years teaching working
experience in biology or any other science
subject.
-Must possess good spoken I english
-Must reside in Lagos
SALARY RANGE:50,000-70,000
Qualified personnel should forward their CV to
edumart38@yahoo.com

Tnk u op 4ds wonderful one, I'm aving a feeling dt ds d job av been waiting for

ekiyor3: . Guy u dey vex ooo. If that sch no big i am sure it is bigger than one million schools in Nigeria

dts whr d concept of 'choice' coms in, as 4me it's a small skul period. Besides, why are u referring to me as a 'guy?' U'r insulting my feminism.

Hello house! Plz, does anyone knows how I can download PES 2013 snce my FIFA 2014 isn't playing?Av been reading nd watching movies 2much,so make I use game dey step down. Besides, wld av been posting all d 'miracles' av been performing with ds 1daful GIONEE M2 whch I bought 4rm initialize, bt wen it coms to stuffs lyk dt, I'm a complete ignoramus. Gurus in d house, ur timely response wil be highly appreciated.

nani667: Lol... So all the love wey those two dey play for this thread since na scam... Throwing kisses and pecks all over the place.. Now wahala don dey the love just expire sharply

If I hadn't known d Nani dt plays 4 Man U, I wldnt av known why u closed ds moniker. Wetin? Na only u waka com? Who told u our lov has expired sharply? It's waxing stronger bro! No wori, our wedding I. v wil clear ur doubt. #Lol#

initialize: so no be only primeson1 waka come? You too follow... Evathyst! What's with you and those having "1" as the last letter of their moniker?

Help me ask dem o! Dt I tot u wld av banned dem 4rm ur thread not minding whether they are ur customers. Afterall, if u make all doz money na my head u go spend am put. Initialize, how many times wil I warn u? Primeson nd dljbd1 no com buy fone, na ur wife dem com buy. If u lyk make u sell....

initialize: How do one contact someone that doesn't want to be contacted?

In all, if i have sold more than 100pcs of phones to as many people, if none out of the 100 people comes here to show discontempt about something i didn't do right then i need to be inspected...

You been able to proof to me that i am human afterall and not a Messiah...

Your solution isn't far-fetched. I've tried to contact you...kindly make yourself available


Lastly, i need some fatherly teachings....Please take me to my Father in Law


Love ....initialize

Charges dropped! Snce my attorney has mediated d issue, I now suspend all charges against u pending d tym we'll see in camera to finally put d issue to rest. If u ever knw d diff btw lyf nd skul den u'l understand Wat happened today. In school, we learn d LESSON b4 we take d test. Bt in lyf, we take d test 1st b4 we learn d lesson. Whichever way, both of us av learnt 4rm wat apened today. As regards meeting ur 'so-called' father in-law, o boi, u see get a lot of hurdles to climb o. Meanwhile, a big tnx to all doz who tried so hard to help us resolve ds issue; Sen. Lillaowow, Engr. Obascoetubi, Hon. Primeson,Chief Dljbd1, Aunty Avicky, Dr Nani667,amongst others. Heavens shall bless u all abundantly. May d lov dt bind us all 2geda never wane. Mehn! ds house be lyk family house. Nd to dt person who has been planning to snatch my initialize 4rm me, Sister u go wait tire. Nd to d Chairman himself (Baba Initialize) may ur ministry continue to boom until it gets to d permanent site. Lov u all