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He he he he he! Laffing sarcastically in urhobo language. Shebi I talk am dt tym sey Keshi no gud? Lyk his master ebola Jonathan, him too dey ride on luck. I guess dt luck has forsaken him now.




Up Congo! Make thunder fire anybody wey go quote me to yarn opkata!

jerikoyan: Not good news for we corpers o.

Maybe for Otondos. Bt for batch C Corp members lyk me na gud news; our principal has been telling us indirectly dt except d skul resumes, thr wldnt be any means for him to give us our send-forth money. U dey see excuse? Make dem do open abeg, afterall I don resign na my send forth money dey do me

beshiman: ...still waiting for your incoming questions and enquries, please.

Plz, how's POLYIBADAN prelim programme lyk? Thr mode of admission, fee, nd chances of being admitted for d ND programme? I'm enquiry on my younger Sister's behalf. I jst want her to leave home, she don too Tey 4 house make somebody no go Bluetooth her belle

Michdear: What's going on you are talking to total stranger here,I created this thread and my info is upthere for you to add stop getting things twisted at the last two posters up there.

Tnx 4 ur contributions on ds thread. Wil be following patiently for two tinz; Job(4 myself) nd admission (4 my younger sister). Do I endeavour to update d house on any latest developments as regards the admission or job. Tnx!

Oluwaseun17: This information is not to discourage people but there's some truth in it:
(1)Those that choose LAUTECH in their UTME,your chance of gaining admission depends on your PUTME and UTME score,connection and God Almighty.
(2)The PUTME cut-off for some courses are:
Engineering courses:65percent
Medical courses:70percent
Management courses:55percent
URPandArchitecture:60percent
These cut-offs are scores that will give you assurance of gaining admission into that faculty but don't get scared because with God everything is possible.
(3)LAUTECH is a university where prayer matters alot. So please P.U.S.H-Pray Until Something Happens.
(4)As for those that haven't been given admission in JAMB,keep on checking. They should upload new names on or before 14th of this month.
(5)As for those that have been given admission,PLEASE kindly PRINT the admission letter out ASAP.

Tnx a whole lot 4 ur contributions on ds thread. Heavens shall reward u abundantly. Plz, I wana make enquiry about LAUTECH's P.D programme. Is d form out yet? Plus, how much is d fee(I mean d P.D fee) also, Wat are d chances of being admitted after d whole P.D programme? U'r timely response wil be appreciated.

FolabiCash: Was just looking up FUNAAB PRE DEGREE page on Facebook & noticed there won't be entrance exam just as FUTA's and this just ticked me like these universities just want our monies cos as far as yu fail JAMB , there's nothing like admission for you.
However just as students like me that have passed jamb thrice but can't get past Post Jamb , I see this as an avenue for us to get our academic brain back to work as I suppose the universities give us the best tutors for our pre degree period.
Lastly I recommend Pre Degree for we students that are good , passed jamb but always can't get past Post jamb so as to Bring back our sharp Secondary school brain back to life. Gracias!

Plz, can u help me out on d break down of UNAB's P.D programme? Thr fee nd likelihood of offering d person admission. Cos 4rm wat I knw of FUTA, e hard die nd I no wan waste money o. Ur timely response wil be appreciated plz.

Dear God, do forgive me for all d aspersions av casted against d sterling personality of Pastor Tunde Bakare. Nd lead me not into d temptation of reacting to issues without an in depth understanding of it. 4 in Jesus name I pray, Amen.

luvmijeje: I was about to write something in line to this. Jonathan is the chief sponsor of Boko-haram, he's the top beneficiary of this war. That's why, he wouldn't dare to to investigate those that were mention.

Sister na so we see am o! As in ehn, it beats my imagination dt som pple cld be so daft. Else, why shld Jonathan feign ignorance of who d perpetrators are? It's either he is among d perpetrators so as to facilitate his second term agenda or he is deliberately allowing d menace to continue tru his inaction all in d name of 'Notherners killing Notherners' which makes him guilty of perfidy. Either way, he cnt be innocent. We ladies shld adopt a new prayer point; 'Dear God, bestow on me a man on whom U av bestowed wit common sense' if not, most Jonathan supporters I see on ds forum, I don't think dey av dt common sense to father a child.

donroxy: Mikeansy, shame on you .... See what a sensible woman posted here !

Owoeye Azazi is from Bayelsa and he told us who sponsors BH and it is a sound theory that if NSA, Owoeye wasn't sacked only to die, he would have found Ihejirika earlier

Bro, why are u blaming dt niggar? Common sense is not common nau? Else, which rational being wil be defending a Govt dt is as corrupt as ds? If ds clueless Govt pretends not to av a hand in boko haram(as it often claims) den it's not in accordance with common sense dt it wil be so helpless as to not aving a clue of who d perpetrators are. Which is very impossible considering d fact dt it controls all d security agencies. Dt wil make it d most incompetent govt on earth. If on d other hand d Govt knows dem bt decides to keep mum because of electoral gain, dt makes dem guilty by perfidy. Either way, it's lyk a dilemma's horn. My anger is d appalling way PDP e-warriors argue. Many at times, dey sound lyk pple who reason wit thr anus.

ravensckar: Aiit Sir! Better luck to me next tym

Visiting Prof! I sight u! Tel me u'r jst pulling stunts. Tot u'r going straight for Masters after NYSC? na wa o! If I compete wit my Oga 4 teaching job, do I stand a chance at all? Abi make I go learn work?

koboko67: Alot of intelligence operatives and military perasonnels around the world have been accused of espionage, treason, or aiding terrorism in the past. Being a former COAS is not a yardstick to exonerate anyone. You can be selling secretes to the same people u are fighting.

Soldiers and officers have been tried for this same act...why should Ihejirika's own be different

My 2 kobo advice 4 U OP, 4get ds country nd thr abracadabra if u no wan get high BP for nothing. Av long given up on ds damned country of ours. I watched a documentary titled 'Sept 11;evidence to d contrary' it was den I started aving a feeling of who myt be responsible 4 Boko Haram in ds country. Despite such ground breaking revelations, George Bush nd his cohorts were never tried. How den do u think it's possible for a Govt dt is as corrupt as dt of ebola Jonathan to investigate iheajirika? If u wana have an idea of who is responsible 4 Boko haram, thr is a latin adage dt says 'Qui bono?' meaning who gains? GEJ, his cohorts, top military commanders, and america av been profiting 4rm ds issue. Do we still need a soothsayer to tel us who is responsible 4 boko haram?

Ds thread is lyk God sent for I needed to scan some documents 2mao.wil try it out nd giv feedback. Tnx OP nd evry other contributors.

Api married lyf! May u never be sent to Sambisa forest for ur honeymoon.





First page again 4d 2nd tym ds mrnin, mehn, ds a sign of many beautiful tinz to come.

Ds plot is not for sale! Intruders keep off.

Hmnnn Hmnnn? Ds is reali getting interesting. Shld av known d Jews are so bullish nd aggressive 4rm d way dey r treating d defenceless Palestinians. Wil do more research on ds WW2 b4 taking position on d subj matter. Meanwhile, OP tnx so much 4d insight. I lov educative threads lyk ds

MailSA: Amechi is going too far. The way he insults everybody, I just pray his political calculations work or else he will regret all. He talks too much for crying out loud, must he run to d media everytime? Must he step on every toe? As long GEJ remains president under PDP, APC can't stand in d south-east or Rivers that is the undiluted truth! Rochas beware!!!!!

with ds kind of post, one can easily infer d amount of tuition fee in most Nigerian univ. Alas, only a few among d PDP e-warrior afforded qualitative education. Abeg, in wat way did Amaechi insult DSP wit ds reply. Na wa o! All ds PDP self

crisycent: My pikin, I beg hide me.

Lyk seriously? Hide him on top wetin?

dljbd1: I appreciate my parents. They are GREAT!
Though my dad na fire. I still try to please him till date but nothing I do works mehn.
My mum is just the exact opposite.
Thank God for them!

U again? Why do I keep running into u ds mrnin?


Lol! So ur Dad na fire? Na dt kind man fit stubborn pickin lyk u

Dad's favorite advice; Don't believe all u hear, Don't say all dt u av in mind, Don't spend all dt u av at hand, Don't eat and sleep d way u want, Don't depend on other pple's advice all d tym, Don't trust anyone completely nd don't tel anyone of ds my advice.



I don't knw why I'm telling u pple self



Besides, api new month!

dljbd1: So sweet of you
If not that you have mentioned the name of your one and only, I won't mind to fill up that position
lolz
It's not too late though

U don start?

Following

daveP: how ave u been. Didnt see u around thruout the cwg and african athletics championship. Hope ure good?

Bro, na condition o! was busy with d smelling INEC job NYSC made compulsory 4 us. I guess I'm bck sha!

daveP: we have Femi and the Gang what are goina call ours?



Cfcfan and...
Antell and...
shoutout to the sport crew we plenty o
safarigirl
evathyst
Erm...

(sratches head)

Since I don book space snce mrnin, permit me to also send my shout outs to d following pple who av one way or d other impacted my lyf here on Nairaland ;



First nd foremost, my shout out goes to d lov of my lyf; Babawale Ajibola who introduced me to nairaland. I'll 4 ever rembr u for ds.


Next, my peeps @ d technology section; Oga Initialize(My nairaland lov) 4 selling me d fone wit which I'm rocking nairaland. Sweetie, u'l alwz be rembrd. Next, all other comrades @ d nairaland's fone section; Engr. Joe, Primeson, Avicky, teebell90, candidacy, J0nyb0y, nani667,obascoetubi, lillaowow, dljbd1, mafia4lyf, parrotibaba, et all..



Thirdly, my peepz @ NYSC batch C family house; dimples, Missindependent, Haykayisokay, Adisbro, nd evry other niggars in d house.


Fourthly, my pple @ d teaching section; Golden Dr, Dovequeen, Hakunajay, Ekiyor3, Artistically, nd evry other prospective educationist.



Fifthly, my Ogas @ d sport section; Mukina2,i dey feel u. Freedddoo, DaveP, CFC, Tonylyte, SicilyNaija, m4gunners, assnal fans, manure faithfuls, nd all doz yeye looserpool fans. U guys are d bomb.



Also, my lovedoctors @ d romance section; Ishilove, Idowuogbo, Harbosede2, et all.

Furthermore, my inspirations at d literature section; Oga Mazi, I throway salute o! oga mynd 44, Maishot(dt is if hackers avnt shot down his account already), Gluv, Zubby, Sammy Hoe, Queen Xtar, nd evry other nairaland writer whose name I can't rembr as at d tym of typing ds. U guys should keep d ball rolling with ideas. Nairaland's Association of sinners in oga Mazi's NYSC thread (we knw ourselves) I greet una self o.



However, some characters never cease to amuse me directly or indirectly wit thr madness on nairaland; Madcow, Andyblaze, Yuzedo, bitterpenis,okijajuju, lefulefu, acidosis, mugumugu, born2fuck, scapegoat, phockphockman, nd other nairaland mad niggars.


Finally, all d crews on nairaland; First to comment crew, garri crew, end tym crew, PDP nd supporter of APC crew, ethnic warlords, religious e-warriors, among others. I love u all. Nd to d oga patapata;Seun. Tnx 4 creating nairaland. Never has thr been a day dt I regret being nairalander.


Long live naija,
Long live Nairaland.

Mtcheeww! Seems I don miss road self. Was lookin for a thread whr I'm be d first to comment. I no knw sey pple don comment full ground. Wetin concern me concern rap? Lyk seriously, no be pple wey get dada dey rap?

All protocols duly observed; RIP to d dead o!




Jesus! Is me be ds?





First page ds kind early morning! I'm sure it's a sign of better tinz dt r still to come. Lemme quickly check my bank account, I sure sey magas dem go don pay.





#Singing Kelly Handsome's maga don pay#

pgo17: Expensive babe! Abeg no mind init he's a typical guy, u knw we guys dnt go for name we go for the specs, i gues he was thinking from a guys perspective. You are using a gold plaited Iphone? wao that must have cost a fortune.

Yeah! It costed a fortune dt only big boiz can afford. But to my guy, it's lyk chicken change


#tym to dodge stones#

luvola: smh ...shake my head

Keep shaking it til it falls off ur neck. Maybe u'r a new specie of Lacerta viviparia


I pray u dnt knw Wat dt means so dt my days on ds thread shall be long

Canadidacy: Evathyst your Profile superb, nice 1.chai see as guys dey follow you.

Guys? Follow me? Guess I gotta increase my speed b4 dey catch up with me. Lol! If guys no follow me, na galz wan follow me? Abi u think sey I be lez?


Besides, tnx 4 ur acknowledgement!

luvola: I think I will visiy that of gbadagba sincr I havr the address. Thanks peeps

So na u dey send me e-mail self? I serious dey find work, u serious dey send me e-mail. E tall 4 U gan ni. Oya apologies with one correct 'biology' teaching vacancy make I reply ur mail. Else.....

teebell90: You guys are already bringing in some humor once again. Wonderful!

Oga/Sister teebell, I Tuale 4u o! U knw nah, man shall not live by seriousness alone.


I wan ask u one qstn if u no go vex? Abeg na which kind fone u buy 4 ur gal frnd as val gift? No lie o! #Lol#