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Wow! D experiences here is enof to write a grade A Nollywood movie

Oluwaseun17: The form is still out and the P.D fee is approx. #150,000 excluding accomodation and feeding. The chances of getting admission depends on1)How competitive the course is i.e Engineering courses-350 and above while Medical courses-400 and above. (2)JAMB score i.e it must be above 200. (3)As horpeyemme66 says:-''The G factor matters alot'' i.e Prayer is the master key. . .Lolx

Aiit Bro! Tnx 4 ur contributions timely response, it was reali helpful. Wil get bck to u wen I meet wit my Sistr.

Kason7: The price is very Ok It has DVD writer is more than mini, the best we can do now 35,500 for you a Sister

Aiit Bro, give me jst 48 hrs to speak wit my brother so as to make d necessary arrangement. Besides, I hope d battery is in gud condition? Moreso, can I get a picture of d said laptop so as to fill my imagination wit somtin.




Tnx 4 ur response!

Okeikpu: Umu-nwanyi na igba speed -,- U see where ur mind dey go.... Do I luk lyke I wanna phuck u.....

*ignored*

Make I rush book space b4 I hear sey one plot of land don cost. Wil be bck later to comment. Bt for now, I comment my reserve.

Okeikpu: When u see ma face u ll remember.... I really miss u then..

it's lyk u'r high on somtin cheap. Wen I cnt even rmbr ur username na ur face I wan recognise. Lyk seriously? I guess u shld order 4d volume 2 of dt toasting book u'r bringing doz 'pick up lines' from cos d tactics from ds volume 1 seems outdated nd so can't work on me. Try again later

engrhamid: Full configurations/Specifications pls

Specification shld be somtin within d region of 2GB ram, 120GB HDD, Web cam, bluetooth nd any other necessary accessory a gud laptop shld av.

Kason7: What are the specifications of what you need as in the harddisk and the ram anyway we have the one of 120gb, 2gbram, Web cam, bluetooth it goes for 36,500

Wel, I think ds one wil do. Bt d price is a little bit on d 'high' side. Make I pay 30K nau?

Okeikpu: How r you, still recognized me... we used to do night vigil 2gether.....))

U & I? nyt vigil together? Lyk seriously?

Abeg o, make una no let ds thread die lyk dt. Ds one of d best threads in recent tyms. Lets keep posting plz, na MB e go chop no be una blood.

Tonylyte: I see u! Sleep with four legs. Lol

Four legs? Lyk seriously? Abeg wetin u mean by dt b4 I sey amen

Tonylyte: Lol, yea, we fall hand, but no mata hw e b we no go loss to s.africa. No matter how the cow immacites it can never look like a goat.

I trust u! Patriotic Nigerian!


God knows how much is ur 'cut' out of dt 10M keshi is demanding for. Else, u no go dey give am hopeless hope lyk ds. Anyways, d day has been far spent, make I go crash. We'll meet here on stday nau, wen better ball start.

No be ds 'shaolin' soccer wey Naija dey play.
Gud9t Bro!

MaziOmenuko: Lol, just saw that.

You don't need to fear my sexcapades, I don't bite; I only tease, suck and lick...

Tufia! Maaaazzzziii! U only such nd lick Wat? In dt case, I cover my entire 'body' wit d blood of Jesus

Tonylyte: I've heard u you oh ye charcant one. Why did u participate in qualifier in the first place? I saw you brothers running up and down the pitch with their wonderful heads, and i got confused if they were using 11 balls in the pitch, only to realise the remaining 10 balls were ghanaian heads(minus that of gyan).

My Padi! How market na?

caprini1: Even a secondary school coach,knows that Emenike is nothing without Ideye,yet with some bad games,the poor boy was mouth muscled out of the team. Emenike won't score any goal in this team,unless Ideye is restored back in the squad......Ghana still kept faith in Gyan after SA2010 and he has really improved.Here we keep discarding potentials.

Heavens shall bless u abundantly for ds post. Av told dem b4 but dey wldnt listen. Some players are meant 2do d 'dirty job' for some to come out clean. It's only a pity dt wat we av is not coach bt one who has been befuddled by ego, else he wld av knwn how to effectively manage evry player to thr maximum potential.



However, isn't it a popular saying dt 'whosoever d gods want to kill, dey first make deaf'. Keshi, dis is d beginning of ur end...




Lemme continue wit dt my urhobo kinda laffta which I strtd on d day we lost to Congo.






He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he!!!!!!!! I still dey laff o!

Pasca07: u see what i have been saying?pls get a gud dictionary to know the real meaning of assertion,beside assertion is the proclamation of something often as a result of opinion....pls u even need to resume with those children....

ba3 low. Wil be back for u after charging my fone. No run o!

[quote author=Charlesamino][/quote]Tnx Bro! wait make I use am shine small. E don Tey wey I engage in e-fight last, can't resist d temptation of e-fighting him. No spoil my joy abeg

Skimpledawg: @Evathyst, yu sef too disturb gan

Seriously, I like e-fight.

Pasca07: sharap,don't compare polytechnics with this situation becuase they are fighting for the welfare of the staff but this issue will not curb ebola or cure it.....

'dey are fighting for d welfare of d staff' Pascal, hear ur own broken lines nd jarring sound! U seem to com from dt part of d world whr education isn't free...


Chisos! U deserve a Nobel prize for english. Sori, are u related to Patience Jonathan? Na qstn o

Skimpledawg: Take Malt+2eggs+peakMilk.....it will help cool yu off

Abeg leave dt Pascal abi na Passmark be him name. D guy na typical e-warrior

Pasca07: what pain?did i said i am a teacher?am only correcting her baseless assertion

See ur life outside? 'Did I said?' also referring to urself wit small letter 'i' U cnt even distinguish btw a suggestion nd an 'assertion'. Na wa o! U come think sey if dem close skul for jst some months our educational sector go crumble? All d days wey u take go skul, so na wetin to show for am nau If u can be committing such egregious blunder? I give up on u!

Pasca07: hahahaha stop spewing trash here,so private teachers should be moving all over the street to sensitize the public on ebola virus?what is the duty of health workers?and the public teachers will sit at the comfort of their home waiting for end of the month to receive alert of their salary they did not work for.....

U'r misquoting me, I only suggested some of dem who are willing to nd who think dey cnt find any other thing to do pending resumption date can be tentatively engaged. It's jst a suggestion Bro, u dnt need to shed my blood for dat.



Easy o! E be lyk sey u get 'hot-temper'

Skimpledawg: Ow many of dz teachers will yu employ as ad-hoc staffs if yu wia in d position of govt? Do yu knw hw much dz teachers ar paid in som of dz Private elite schools? Babe, plz let's be reasonable nd knww dat yu can only contract Ebola from a 'sick' patient! D teachers n even d kids wuld becom vigilant as to noticin dz changes n report ASAP! #jxt wishn am d president tho, will tryna satisfy evry1#

Satisfy everyone? Wow! Wat a genius u wld av been? Bt before u fantasise further on satisfying everyone, here's a quote for u; 'I do not know d key to success, but d key to failure is trying to please everybody' Bill Cosby.

banega: Warrior, do i look like one biko??

d great banega, I'm honoured to have u as a follower. Although I no knw whr u take jam my post talk less of deciding to follow me. Bt whichever way, U'r one of d ladies whom I get inspiration from on Nairaland.



Make I mention d rest pple name?

Skimpledawg: Nice 1....buh it will interest yu to knw dah evrytin in dz life is got a negative / positive sides! Nw d question is wah apuns to d thousands of teachers dz posponemt will render Jobless without salaries for cloz to 4months? If our Health sector will deploy n sensitize d populace especially d schools on d symptoms of Mr. Ebola, ah ce Nigeria risingg to its potential in being able to kill two birds wid a stone!

Lemme now subdue u finally. Some of doz teachers can even be temporarily employed as ad-hoc staff who wil be sensitising d public, doing a house to house search for anyone showing signs of ds disease, and also assisting in isolating anyone who shows signs of ds disease.



Lastly, from wat my parents av alwz taught us; 'Safety first....'


N:B check our previous discussion, thr is an observation thr which I want u to note.

femi4: You and I know that all those conditions will never be met except the health training aspect which can even be achieve without govt input.

Due to corruption, these will continue to be our challenge:

We will always have people quarantined

Isolation centre will still be few

we shldnt be making such erroneous assumptions in d face of ds deadly disease. We shld jst do our best nd leave d rest.


If after ds conditions are spelt out nd monitored effectively, anyone who dies as a result of disobedience wil blame himself on his death bed. At least, it can't be termed systematic murder. It's suicide on d person's part.

Skimpledawg: *claps loudly*.....so yu insinuating dat Kids shuld b saved yle adults are left to meet together in gatherings I mentioned above? Dude, if schools shuld b closed, den I will advised dat Universities, Polytechnics, mOnotechnics, colleges, Cinemas, joints n many more shuld b closed!
I will laud d efforts of d Nig. Medical Asso. For a job well done so far....Ebola will b contained ONLY if affected individuals ar restrained or report demselves to health centres, but wat we have here are daft individuals dat wants to die with some1(na devil?). If dz done, den we wuld'nt b scared of our kids goin bk to schools.....

With dz few points of mine, ah sincerely hope av bn able to convince yu bro! *smiles @ audience

Now u'r partially agreeing wit my points. Lemme now go for d jugular.


Adults are conscious enof to know how to protect themselves from ds disease. Do u knw dt ever snce ds disease became known, pple try as much as possible to minimise shaking, hugging, nd other forms of body contact. If u wana knw dt pple know wat ebola is, try sneezing in a bus nd watch pple's reaction.


Only a liar wil sey closing of schools alone wil solve d problem, bt frankly speaking it wil minimise d risk of children's exposure.



N:B while replying me, u wrote somtin lyk 'dude' 'Bro' do I take dt as a slip of hand? Or tecno error?

femi4: So, when should they resume?

Till all doz quarantined are discharged. Til all doz staff of skuls complete thr first aid or whatever training govt called dem for. Til at least one isolation centre is built in evry state to effectively manage ds disease. Til evry skul adopt a health friendly policy.


So, u self see sey resumption tym still far? Else, Nigeria wil be sitting on a time-bomb which wil explode @ d appropriate tym.



I don't knw how many lyf u get, bt ds one wey I carry for neck, e no get photocopy o!

perry2020: Sorry sum1 tagged us together so I guess I mistakenly tagged u.sorry oo

U'r forgiven! So, go and sin no more


Besides, wat cld someone av said to u to av warranted such amorous response? #make I do small aproko#

Skimpledawg: Wah den apuns to Churches, Mosques, Markets, Cafes, relaxatios spots n d likes? Let d spade b called spade, schools resumin nxt year wnt solve d Ebola debacle!

Bro, it's easier for students especially primary nd junior secondary school students to contact ebola in school. Ds due to d fact a lot of interaction, contact, nd playing are established in a school compound. Moreso, d overcrowding of most Nigerian school with help matters. Bt in church, d degree nd manner of interaction is often restricted except during crusades.


Furthermore, d closure of school will send a strong signal to children dt somtin deadly is in vogue whch wil make even religious organisations to fasten thr seat belt. In a market square, chances of young children contracting ds disease is very minimal cos many dnt av bizneses thr. Nd even d few dt wil go, wil do so wit utmost consciousness.



D salient point to note is dt children cnt take care of themselves, nd if we dnt shield dem 4rm ds deadly disease, who will?



Finally, I do agree with u dt closing skuls alone with solve ds problem as thr are other avenues for contact. Bt u'l also agree wit me dt opening of schools wil increase children's exposure to infection. Also, closing down of schools wil do av a psychological effect on ds children in sensitising dem dt somtin serious is happening. Afterall, schools are never closed down for somtin trivial.



Wit ds few points of mine, I hope av been able to convince u nd not to confuse u dt closing of schools will help reduce d spread of ebola virus in Nigeria? Thank u! #Bows#

perry2020: Am a cheerful giver and give when necessary and only to either physically challenged ie handicapped or those in real need.

Hope sey u no miss road? How does ur statement correlate wit mine?