Corpers can apply as well
They may decide to call by next year and I'm sure batch A corpers would be passing out then.
I started applying even before I went for service.
Goodluck

Serving corps members can apply
They may start calling by next year,you never can tell.

@ hayo wooo unto you!
ITK is never too good for anyone.
Retrace your steps man before it's too late for you
Your type is not supposed to be anywhwere at all,because where you are,grass will barely grow on it.
^HISSES

@ topic,let's face reality.
It's either you are hot or you are cold,but no lukewarm.
It's either you are serving or you are not.
You can sit on the fence.
If you do not know what you stand for,you will fall for everthing.
For it is written "choose ye this day whom you will follow"
This means you must belong to some place,somewhere or someone.
I'll advise you start your search now before it gets late.
An advice though

hmmmmmn
Interesting!
Quite interesting!!

^{jumps and leaves the thread}

This is a good thread.
I was also in thesame fix,but now I know what to do.
Professional certification first.

Thanx landers

Happy married life dear,you are the best.
He that findeth a wife findeth a good thing and obtaineth favour from the Lord.
Your marriage shall be a blessing,
Children round your table,
You will see your children's children,
Thus says the Lord of Host.

Congrats man!!!

Hi all,please could you tell me how to apply for job at KPMG?
I really long to build a career there.
I've visited the site severally but didn't get a clue how to get to their career page.
I'd be grateful if anyone of you hopefuls can be of help.
Thanx in anticipation.

Fellow Nairalander

An aeroplane was flying over the USA. The pilot says the plane is losing height and all the baggage must be thrown out.

(Pilot) "We're still losing height, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin" Despite more things being thrown out the plane continues its descent.

(Pilot) "Still going down - we must throw out some people" There's a big gasp from the passengers!

(Pilot) "But to make this fair - passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order, so A, any Africans on board?" No one moves. (Pilot) "B, any Blacks on board?" No one moves.

(Pilot) "C, any Caribbeans on board?" Still no one moves.

Little black boy asks his dad , "Dad, what are we?"

(Dad) "Tonight son, we are Zulus!"

My dear, as a guy I would advise you to go for First bank,but on the otherhand, with Celtel you have a lot of time to make money on your own.Man cannot live by salary alone .Now my advise is that you go with the one that matches the carrier you want to build in the future.
Goodluck in your choice making.

I love it when my Big bro dresses and wish my guy could dress like that.
Very few Nigerian guys dress properly,majority just wear rubbish and only know how to pierce their ear and fry their hair,that iritates me.
They should atleast dress well before copying the westerners.^hisses

I didn't entertain any fear cos i already had first hand info of what i was going to experience.
Nevertheless,the guy beside me noticed i was a first timer since I was always looking down the window.
But I really enjoyed the experience lol!!!

Na wa o
_{Hisses and leaves the forum}

Shaunscot:

Na wa O.
Na so I dey negligible Nobody even mention my name.
Kai!!!I don suffer.
Cow wey no get tail,

Na God dey pursue fly for am!
So I mention Shaunscot,since nobody sabi us

Eyeeh, pele o
But try again.Determination is what gets you started
Goodluck man

I don't think so

Sooooo cute

Really
That's interesting

@ poster did I hear you say your girl friend?
You should have said "one girl I know got pregnant for her ex husband
She's not your girlfriend,you are only a washer man
Run for your life ooo before

You must not have a current account to be able to operate a dom account.
Just walk into any bank,obtain a dom account opening package,fill it with two passport photos,you international passport/drivers licence,two references from people that run current accounts either in that bank or in any other bank.If it's a dollar account you make an initial deposit of $100,also if it's a pound account you make an initial deposit of #100.
Try Fidelity bank,they are good in it,especially with BTA and PTA.
Cheers

> School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
>
> Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so
> that you can die Rich.
>
> Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
>
> Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
> degree and a woman gains her masters.
>
> Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
>
> Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated
> by feminine waterpower.
>
> Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
> Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
> minds of either"
>
> Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
> present.
>
> Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
> believes he got the biggest piece.
>
> Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
>
> Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
> everybody disagrees later on.
>
> Father: A banker provided by nature.
>
> Criminal: A guy no different from the rest, except that he got
> caught.
>
> Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
> early.
>
> Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your
> Confidence after.
>
> Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by
> bills.
>
> Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
>
> Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
>
> Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
> life.
>
> Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
>
> Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
> actually do.
>
> Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
> decide that nothing can be done together.
>
> Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
>
> Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
>
> Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken
> of when dead

The two are good professional certs,but I think ACCA is taking over ICAN and it's now rated higher.

Xris74:

''Remember the name, you will[b] said[/b] I told you so'' (Majamaja, 2007).

Majamaja, you will be one of those square pegs in round holes, with all these your baaaad English.

I thought I was the only one that saw that.
At least those people can express themselves when they come out,but minister mamajama or maja maja would give the outside world the impression that Nigerians are all illiterates

Oprah has really overstepped boundaries.
What right does she think she has tospeak negatively of a whole nation.
There are so many corrupt nations in the world of which America and Nigeria are involved.
No Nigerian has come out in the open to label America most corrupt even though we hear of husbands killing their wife and daughter so as to inherit the wealth tied to them and lots more.She for one did not have a good past,so why speaking of Nigeria of the being the most corrupt.
I hate her for that,I never knew that at the level of her education she can be this unreasonable.
HISSES[color=Black][/color]

Do you think the former governor deserves the 12 year term??
register your answers here.



I pity him sha
But I feel it will teach others like him a good lesson
What do you think??

They are good when you wear them responsibly sha
Though there are some "forcing-guy"looking ones if you know what I mean.

Yello fever abi typhoid fever I wan hear

charlione:

would u like to live with me baby? i'll take care of u i swear!!!!!!!!

Nothing for you sorry

He thought I could not live without him.
I just showed him I could and I can And I will
I'm a survivor

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a
little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph
was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles
were all in one Accord.

Q, Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in
Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.


Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan . The banks were always overflowing.


Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan, )

PS, Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?
Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . "He-brews"

It's rare sha.
Most times they employ them as contract staff and make work like slaves as Ishmael rightly said.
But most time it's to make them improve on themselves by enrolling into professional studies and the likes

Closer than we can ever imagine or see.
For it is written,
Trust in the Lord with all your heart
Lean not unto thy own understanding
In all thy ways acknowledge him
And he shall direct thy path

Let's embrace God now and escape the eternal damnation

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