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TV/Movies / Re: Your Worst Commercial Advert? by Everbright(f): 8:03am On Sep 04, 2007 |
My friend Udeme [color=Black][/color]sucks But the one I hate most is My name na madam fine skirt, What was that |
Nairaland / General / Re: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by Everbright(f): 7:42am On Sep 04, 2007 |
Na which kain talk come b that one nah Any way I saw one like that Is it good to make love on the phone?[color=Black][/color] I was angry,yet I couldn't help laughing Folks will never cease to amaze me on this land |
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 2 (II)! by Everbright(f): 7:26am On Sep 04, 2007 |
True talk Gamine Ghana must go. Kweku must leave the house. To do this let's vote Meryl out. Log on to M-net and follow the guide lines. |
Politics / Re: Yar'adua To Rule For 15 Years? by Everbright(f): 6:50am On Sep 04, 2007 |
I'm getting something out of this Successors never complete what their predecessors started Yar'adua can only stay in power for 8 years Yar'adua said in 15 years he will be able to settle the Niger-Delta crisis Therefore Niger- Delta crisis can never be settled by Yar'adua, Since he cannot stay more than 8 years and his successor cannot finish what he started/he's starting/would start or is going to start. This is common logic. lol |
Romance / Re: Why Do People Cheat In Relationships? by Everbright(f): 12:29pm On Sep 03, 2007 |
because they are animals |
Jokes Etc / Re: Lmao: Omg: Wow: Is It Michael Jackson For Real? by Everbright(f): 7:26am On Aug 31, 2007 |
na wa oo |
Jokes Etc / Re: Solve This One Too! by Everbright(f): 7:21am On Aug 31, 2007 |
@ Genial you are good. @ poster,for goodness sake how do you expect someone to know the answer to this your freaky riddle Anyway, you met your match In Genial |
Jokes Etc / Re: Solve This One Too! by Everbright(f): 6:46pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
Who is "he" |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dpr At Last by Everbright(f): 6:43pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
Oh boy abeg rephrase your subject. I thought you've been called from your subject. If you have any useful information,please, don't hesitate to tell landers. cheers |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Etb Collecting Cvs Now, Hurry by Everbright(f): 6:11pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
Thanks man. Where's their Head office? And do you know what their package is like? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Can Solve This Riddle? by Everbright(f): 6:08pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
We know how to go about it,don't we? I will send it to him. Kudos man |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Way Nlng? by Everbright(f): 5:50pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
I wasn't called after the first test |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Spring Bank Recruitment And Destiny by Everbright(f): 1:20pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
@ portune 27 is the maximum age,so you are at advantage if you are below that. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: International Banks In Nigeria by Everbright(f): 10:00am On Aug 30, 2007 |
I don't exactly know what they pay,but I learnt they don't pay much. Nevertheless,a career there(especially Citigroup)is not a bad idea. I'm trying them too |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Oceanic Test 29 Aug by Everbright(f): 9:46am On Aug 30, 2007 |
Please I need to know too Will really want to know more about the test,both the one coming in two weeks time. I applied online but have'nt been called for test,please help. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Oceanic Test 29 Aug by Everbright(f): 8:12am On Aug 30, 2007 |
Please I need to know too Will really want to know more about the test,both the one coming in two weeks time. I applied online but have'nt been called for test,please help. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nairalanders Hopeful For Kpmg - Drop A Note Here by Everbright(f): 7:47am On Aug 30, 2007 |
@ hayo now you're talking I said I want to know the best way to apply. I can't get to their career page online. Can i submit hard copy? I need an urgent reply please. |
Celebrities / Re: Leona Helmsley Left $12 Million For Her Dog. by Everbright(f): 7:11am On Aug 30, 2007 |
Nonsense |
Jokes Etc / Re: Solve This Mystery! by Everbright(f): 6:45am On Aug 29, 2007 |
I'm lost oo |
Jokes Etc / Re: Think You're Smart? Try This by Everbright(f): 8:05pm On Aug 28, 2007 |
Olodo them |
Jokes Etc / Re: For The Love Of Baked Beans by Everbright(f): 7:28pm On Aug 28, 2007 |
Yeah rite |
Jokes Etc / Psalm 129 by Everbright(f): 7:11pm On Aug 28, 2007 |
A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory." Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity. |
Jokes Etc / Final Exams by Everbright(f): 6:40pm On Aug 28, 2007 |
> > One night Jack Evans, along with his 3 university friends went > out drinking till late night, as many college students are prone to > do, and didn't study for their test, which, of course, was > scheduled for the next day. > > In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look > as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. > > They went up to the dean and explained that they had gone out to > a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car > burst. They continued to explain how they had to push the car all > the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the > test. > > The dean, being a compassionate human being said that they could > take the test after 3 days. The students graciously replied that > they'd be ready by that time. > > On the third day, they appeared before the dean. The dean > explained that since this was a special test all four were required > to sit in separate classrooms for the duration of the exam. > > They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days. > The test consisted of 5 questions with total of 100 points: > > > MID SEMESTER COURSE WORK EXAMINATION > > > INSTRUCTIONS : > All questions are required. Any inconsistencies on any of the > questions among the four students will result in all the candidates > getting a zero mark. > > > Q.1. Write down your name. ----- (2 POINTS) > > > > Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding > you attended. ----- (30 POINTS) > > > > Q.3. What type of a car were you driving? ------(20 POINTS) > > > > Q.4. Which tire burst? ------- (28 POINTS) > > > > Q.5. Who was driving? ------ (20 POINTS) |
Jokes Etc / Re: Let Post Insult by Everbright(f): 1:51pm On Aug 28, 2007 |
kolomental |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Can Solve This Riddle? by Everbright(f): 12:56pm On Aug 28, 2007 |
Let's send him credit then |
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 2 (II)! by Everbright(f): 7:25am On Aug 28, 2007 |
Why the rubbish of saving people's faces sef That Bertha is becoming a pain in the ass. Is that her father's house or something Meryl saved her face and she returned the gesture,really that house is beginning to give me running stomach. And what is Richard doing with Tatiana Anyway What's with Lerato And why is Code blowing hot and cold where Maureen is They should'nt make me angry oo hmmmmmmn |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Information On Sahara Recruitment. by Everbright(f): 8:46pm On Aug 27, 2007 |
What is it all about? I know my sister applied,but she hasn't been called yet |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Gtbank Recruitment: What's Happening? by Everbright(f): 8:04pm On Aug 27, 2007 |
Their career site isn't opening. Can some one please assist? I heard it's closing very soon. |
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa Vs Big Brother Nigeria by Everbright(f): 6:11pm On Aug 27, 2007 |
Bob Manuel ke How could they use Bob Manuel for goodness sake? I wouldn't have minded Chidi Mokeme the second time,why Bob Manuel hisses Ehn BBA sucks as far as I'm concerned,it is a faaaaaar cry from BBN any time any day! No fun at all Thank God Justice is gone,and very soon Jeff will piss out Fido how far |
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