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Family › Re: I Suspect My Wife by evwodere(m): 1:24pm On Jan 09, 2023

Autobot05:
Tbh it's not bad if she misses an old schoolmate or old friend ... but since women are not to be trusted you have every right to suspect her

Go full detective mode

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi's First Campaign Song By A Nairalander by evwodere(m): 7:38am On Aug 16, 2022

Obi na the man. Obidently yusful

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Romance › Re: A Nairalander And His Wife-to-be Shine In Adorable Pre-wedding Pictures by evwodere(m): 4:41pm On Jun 01, 2022

Hope say we the nairalander get special table for the party oo... With enough goodies?

Politics › Re: Na’anyil Magdalene Dakogol Kidnapped! APC Aspirant Abducted On Election Day by evwodere(m): 7:26pm On May 26, 2022

Na wa

Business › Re: Which Business Can One Start With ₦200K In 2022? by evwodere(m): 4:40pm On May 07, 2022

HUSTLER001:
thought gas is expensive at the moment? Can one still make profit of it?

I assure you will make your good profit wella

Business › Re: Which Business Can One Start With ₦200K In 2022? by evwodere(m): 4:37pm On May 07, 2022

HUSTLER001:
how much is 50kg gas and how do I get a wholesale dealer?

Cylinder cost 45k for fairly used one.go to any gas filling station.. Talk with them that you are a new dealer in biz... Then will give u dealers price

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Business › Re: Which Business Can One Start With ₦200K In 2022? by evwodere(m): 2:06pm On May 05, 2022

You fit start gas shop... Start with one 50kg cylinder and in a short time you will testify

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Romance › Re: What Tribe Did Ur Parent Warned You Not To Marry From? by evwodere(m): 12:03am On Oct 08, 2021

They said if I see isoko woman.. If possible mk i vanish without leaving my slippers behind. Mk i RUN faster than my shadow

Romance › Re: Lady Kills Her Lesbian Partner Because She Caught Her Sleeping With A Man by evwodere(m): 8:14am On Jun 17, 2020

We just lost someone's future wife n mum... Destiny wasted. Have sense n follow Dickson, u say no. its zero to zero u lyk. See where it has landed u. Everybody dy kip their Rip 4 people who worth am. U see?

Romance › I Think Girls Masturbates Than Guys.. My Experience by evwodere(op): 6:39pm On Jun 16, 2020

I first saw this gal in church, she was so beautiful I swear down. I don't really like toasting gals where I worship. I only just admire them. Las Las she and I started getting along. So one faithful day, she said she was coming to my house. So I come bam wella say today, we go die on top d puna. We started romancing, then took off her clothes.. We were still moving, using body to touch body. My fellow nairalanders, my staff of moses Don hard lyk Zuma rock ready to devour. I was moving my hands around surface (u understand.lol)B4 I see en,she jst over take me, push my hands comot started caressing herself, digging her hands into her puna by herself accompanying with better sound track. Na so I put hand 4 my cheek dy look her while she dy explore her puna. My staff of moses fell lyk elevator wey e string cut. After she finish, she come dy shine lyk who mess for taxi... She come tell me say she has having that problem. She thinks it's a spiritual problem. She said she have to start going home. Home what? My dear, you go no where. My fellow nairalanders, I satisfy my flesh b4 we started thinking for the solution. The problem was masturbation..
Have u had such experience b4, share yours.

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Romance › Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by evwodere(m): 12:06pm On Jun 14, 2020

idu1:
Why she dey look your TV?

She dey plan spoil am?

Her plan na to carry the plasma TV tk stone ground. She get anger management wahala. See en.. How wish she try am en.. Her fowl 4 lay boil egg. Her full community n'ai 4 cum pay 4 d TV b4 I 4 let her go.

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Romance › Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by evwodere(m): 8:45pm On Jun 13, 2020

Ewoooo.. Yes. I met this bae. We start to get along. I tell her say I get bae b4 now. She agreed oo... My fellow nairalanders, every single second she talk abt marriage. Wetin cum pain me pass sef say, one day she call me sit down, come tell me say she give me from now till 2 months to break up with bae and marry her. D gal get anger problem. That day as we dy discuss en, b4 I know she Don dy rise lyk kpomo.. Guy as she rise, she dy luk my TV. Chai I say if u touch Dat TV en we die here. She cum dy beg me mk I jst discharge Dat bae mk I marry her. My dear, I ran 4 my life oo. Desperation? Na author of wahala ooo

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Romance › Re: Lady Tattoos Boyfriend’s Name On Her Face To Prove Her Love by evwodere(m): 2:21pm On Jun 11, 2020

Na wa oo.. Another mugu again? Na so one bae 4 ogwashi uku polytechnic where I schooled. She draw her bf dick 4 her lap then write d bf name under d dick... My fellow Nairalander. The guy broke up with the bae,got married to another gal.now so en.. She dy Waka anyhow. If na u how u won tk marry that kind gal. As u pull her pant guy.. Na d boy tattooed dick n his name u go first sir b4 d pussy. Now this mugu do do her own. Wat a madness

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Romance › Re: Is It Normal To Visit Someone You Are Dating Uninvited?? by evwodere(m): 8:00pm On Jun 10, 2020

There's a friend of mine..him and his gf was discussing on the phone one afternoon. After a well flowed discussion, he ended the call. It wasn't up to 2 minutes Just for him to hear a bang on the door. He open the door. He opened the door, my dear it was his gf. Right at the door he asked her why she didn't call him before coming. She smiled n said it was a surprise. My friend's brother was inside the house sleeping oo. Bt my friend came of the house, took a padlock and lock the door. Told her to go back home.. That's her punishment.. Cus d rules was "call me before coming to my house" I saw her going home then asked her why she was crying. She said I broke my boyfriend's rule, I thought he would appreciate my coming surprise.. Lwkmd day. She fit say she go catch am with another babe.

Romance › Re: Share Your Valentine's Day Message To Your Lover(s) by evwodere(m): 8:07am On Feb 14, 2020

cyrielo:
she’s trying to tell you to go and make money

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Family › Re: See Viral Marriage List Causing Commotion On Internet(Photo) by evwodere(m): 12:51pm On Jun 11, 2019

Blood of Zachariah... Ooops.. � Blood just enter my eyes �... Na better thunder ⚡ nai go fire the thinker, the writer and even the presenter of the list. Bad rubbish

Politics › Re: House Of Reps To Hold Valedictory Session Thursday by evwodere(m): 5:48pm On Jun 05, 2019

Tested, trusted and reliable

Politics › Re: Governors Elected In 2019 Election (complete List So Far) by evwodere(m): 10:24am On Mar 11, 2019

brosci:
Delta state is always different
It would be the last state to be announced as usual but I hope ogboru wins this one. That pork lip okowa must leave. Not only has he isolated the urhobo part from his biased agenda, he has also managed to scrap out the free ssce exams established by his predecessor causing more young minds in the state to turn to disturbing vices due to the inability of their parents or guardians providing the over 20,000 naira exams fee

yes ooo... I balance with a bottle � of wine dy wait 4 my man 2 b announce winner. Let d baise of okowa cum 2 an end. We dy lyk say na only agbor n ika dy delta map

Crime › Re: Boy Dies After Overdosing On Tramadol And Refnol (photos) by evwodere(m): 10:06am On Mar 11, 2019

[quote author=evwodere post=76550609][/quote]exactly.. Wen u won do pass urself u end up passing out without dropping a Kikikikikiki... I laf in morroco . Oga science student

Crime › Re: Boy Dies After Overdosing On Tramadol And Refnol (photos) by evwodere(m): 10:03am On Mar 11, 2019

mhd5757:
He must have popped more pills than his body can handle, somebody can not just die by mixing tramadol and refnol, I have done that lots of times before. It may only kill you if you pass your limit.

Crime › Re: Boy Dies After Overdosing On Tramadol And Refnol (photos) by evwodere(m): 9:41am On Mar 11, 2019

mhd5757:
He must have popped more pills than his body can handle, somebody can not just die by mixing tramadol and refnol, I have done that lots of times before. It may only kill you if you pass your limit.

exactly.. Wen u won do pass urself u end up passing out without dropping a note behind. Oga science student

Politics › Re: Presidential Election: How PMB Ended OBJ's Unbeaten Run by evwodere(m): 9:37am On Mar 11, 2019

Seetto:
Why are you doing this to yourself, try and grow up please...
Your ethnic bigotry mind no get part 2...

lol... Tell am

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Politics › Re: Presidential Election: How PMB Ended OBJ's Unbeaten Run by evwodere(m): 9:36am On Mar 11, 2019

Kikikikikiki... I laf in morroco

Politics › Re: International Women's Day 2019 - Women In The Buhari Administration by evwodere(m): 2:35pm On Mar 08, 2019

.. Mk una see women with difference. So called slay queens them, Una no go get better role model oo. Na 2 naked lyk craze b una hobby.

Politics › Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by evwodere(m): 4:47pm On Feb 25, 2019

Oghene me... U nor dy fail oo. I beg u in Jesus name oo. Affliction shall not rise up D second time. Baba God show up o beg, mk bubu gerrat, lose woefully. Amen. Chai hardship don tire me oo. D result so far na dead ooo.

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Politics › Re: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by evwodere(m): 1:13pm On Feb 25, 2019

Oghene me... U nor dy fail oo. I beg u in Jesus name oo. Affliction shall not rise up D second time. Baba God show up o beg, mk bubu gerrat, lose woefully. Amen. Chai hardship don tire me oo

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Politics › Re: INEC's Official Statement On Postponement Of 2019 Elections (Transcript) by evwodere(m): 6:56am On Feb 16, 2019

Na wa oo... E nor get wetin we no go hear for this naija. What a state of incompetence. Just few minutes to the deal day every thing just turn. They will always attach some silly reasons to back it up. Weda them think say na fools them dy lead sef I nor know.

God is watching � �

Romance › Re: Will You Eat This Food Prepared By Your Enemy? by evwodere(m): 1:40pm On Jul 15, 2016

With all pleasure n gladness.... My enemy bring it o. No nid to bother yourself bringing spoon oo

Education › Re: This Is How I Iron My Clothes In Ogwashi Uku by evwodere(op): 9:28pm On Jul 10, 2016

Yinkay:
Is Madam Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala aware of this...?

Here is her home town. She is fully aware

Education › Re: This Is How I Iron My Clothes In Ogwashi Uku by evwodere(op): 8:27pm On Jul 10, 2016

Sirmuel1:
I learnt its hard to get network in your school? How did you manage to post this? Op

Mtn, glo, airtel n etisalat are working in d town but immediately u get to the school... Etisalat n glo go show emergency

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