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Donald3d:
awwww dis is so sad,i love children,all is well, i am using this medium to reach all those who have a sick child or family member,or you are sick yourself, you and your family shall not die in Jesus name,recieve total healing right now in Jesus name,bad news wont come out of your home,as for the parents that lost a child , i decree God will bless you more abundantly in Jesus name.Amen

MODIFIED - All those who this prayer is directed to and believe and have faith,make sure you give your testimony in church tommorrow.God Bless you

Amen

No coffin?

He's obviously mentally disturbed. God please confort this family.

Happy new year my darlings

TV01 came to mind... Only a posh-er and more exposed version of Bamiloye.

Let's leave matter for Mathias , may our aspiring broke & mouthy brothers find the flesh of their flesh who's ready to overlook their over bloated ego and self absorbing characters.

Ko easy rara... I mean dealing with them

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
Enough money within her control to move out...
And rent a place of her own
even if she never wants to
or needs to...
Something perfect to wear if the employer
or date of her dreams wants to See Her in an hour...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
A youth she's content to leave behind....
A past juicy enough that she's looking forward to
retelling it in her Old Age....

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .
A set of screwdrivers,
a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...
One friend who always makes her laugh...
And one Who lets her cry...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
A good piece of furniture not previously owned
by anyone else in her Family...
Eight matching plates,
wine glasses with stems,
And a recipe for a meal that will make
her guests feel Honored...
A feeling of control over her destiny...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to fall in love without losing herself..
HOW TO QUIT A JOB,
BREAK UP WITH A LOVER,
AND CONFRONT A FRIEND WITHOUT
RUINING THE FRIENDSHIP...
When to try harder...
And WHEN TO WALK AWAY...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
That she can't change the length of her calves,
The width of her hips,
or the nature of her parents..
That her childhood may not have been perfect...
But it's over...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
What she would and wouldn't do for love or more...
How to live alone...
Even if she doesn't like it...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
Whom she can trust,
Whom she can't,
And why she shouldn't take it personally...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
Where to go...
Be it to her best friend's kitchen table...
Or a charming inn in the woods...
When her soul needs soothing...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
What she can and can't accomplish in a day...
A month...
And a year... ॐ

Written By: Maya Angelou/Pamela Redmond Satran

But but I love babies

edwife:
Thank you dear and Amen to your prayers.How have you been?

Yes yummy me had a yummy christmas and still having a blast! I am on break and still busy.... but enjoying it.

Now where is Kimoi?

I'm doing great. Wishing your family all the best of 2016.

nasha1:
my mummy is here compliments of the season.Hope u r cool.

Cool cucumber compliments dearie hope you had a wonderful Christmas. Happy new year I advance too.

taryour:
Aunty Ewuro4 you are sighted oo. Happy New Year sis.

I hail you sis.. Compliments to you and ALL yours dearie

TV01:
That still seems odd for a number of reasons;

1. I was not referring to anyone in particular, but views that reflect no evidence of, or do not acknowledge, the transforming power of conversion.
2. You hadn't actually posted when I wrote, so why should it resonate with you?
3. You claim to have a relationship with God, why should what I have to say about my beliefs on true Christian practice bother you?

You are free to believe, say and practice what you feel. I also have that right. And I choose to exercise it without paying lip service, or being mealy-mouthed so as not to cause offence; that's exactly what the gospel is, offensive.

You may well feel that everyone that calls themselves Christian is one, or that calling oneself Christian sanctifies anything one does. Fine, but I don't. I call it as I see it, and fully appreciate that judgement is with God, hence my point about taking it to Him. I don't justify or condemn, just state my beliefs.

A was a Christian/Catholic before he became born again right? So why was a conversion/transformation ever required? AO is a Christian/Lutheran no? So why is there a problem.

Apologies for the long post, but to be clear to those reading. And I never called anyone an unbeliever.

Godspeed


TV

TV, you hurt my feelings but I forgive you coz that's what Jesus would do. You posted right after mine hence the 'struck chord'

1. True, You didn't refer to anyone in particular but your blanket statement where you made reference to posters ( myself included) as Christians without deep convictions and Faith, did.

2. Again, I already posted prior to your post in question . So it got to me.

3. My relationship with God doesn't have anything to do with my reaction to comments that questions my Faith. I have the right to react to any inappropriate statement(s) about my relationship with him, I'm only human.


Why was Transformation required? ... I don't know. Maybe you can shed more light to that aspect of different kinds of Christianity. And how born again Christains are superiors and guaranteed Heaven recipients. While others aren't fit for heaven because they didn't renounce their sins and accept Christ as their personal Lord and saviour in church. My spouse was born into baptist and still is, that doesn't make him non-born again. Lutheran & Catholic Churches don't preach cohabitation/sex before marriage so Mr.A just postulated Yeye grounds to dissolve the relationship instead of changing his immoral way of life with his girlfriend and move on.

RCCG, Lutheran , Catholic, CAC, MFMite, Alliance, Pentecost... Let God Almighty be the Judge of whom will enter His kingdom , or isn't that what we (believers/ Christ followers) Seek and thrive for?

johnson232:
u wan use 1,000, 000 do christmas for us....

Christmas don pass

TV01:
...why did this strike a chord with you? Quite odd, most especially since God answers your cries and requests? If you had any concerns, the obvious thing to do would have been to take whatever struck you to Him, no? Compliments of the season

Calling other posters' submissions that aren't in sync with yours an unbeliever somewhat struck a chord.

Taking trivial 'concerns' to my God is what Christains without deep convictions & Faith do.

You have a good one!

softcara:
Thnx a lot

You're welcome dear ((((((HUGS)))))

tearoses:
Ewuro you wont beleive that I am almost fed up of the break
It feels strange not doing anything & just lazying around.

Meanwhile on the 4th Jan when work starts again, I will be day dreaming about winning the lottery or travelling the world when I retire
Human beigs sha

I know eh, humans , no condition is satisfactory for us

It's feels very strange not doing anything. I slept for 10hrs straight on my last day off (hubby deliberately took the kids out to indoor playground to keep the house quite, he shut my cell phones off and unhook the house phone, turned off all the lights), I thought I already crossed over to the other side when I woke up

tearoses:
LOL
If you saw my brothers kitchen and bathroom as a bachleor
Oluwa o!
Ive never seen so many types of hair gels and aftershave in my life
The colour of his plates matched his kitchen wall and napkins
Na wa!
A boy who lived on his own since higher institution should be fully prepared ad equiped with or without a wife
Why suffer yourself
What if you dont marry till you are 35?
Will you be using one cup and spoon?

It's only on Nl we read all these weird stories that touch jare... What kind of bachelor is that, a man that can't afford to furnish his own house with cookware and dinnerware & appliances doesn't sound ready for long term commitment sef. This one dey hug another lady's properties that doesn't belong to her says a lot about him. #Abasha

damiso:
Ewuro the workaholic .. I feel you jare sometimes work is a bit more laid back than having to answer 100 questions every minute

I have just been chilling and browsing NL and done a few things as most of the people/companies I need to do my work are closed for the year. Will soon leave sef. We just need cover in case of incasity I will do the other way round by Gods Grace next year as in take the days after Christmas cos I was off last week.

I won't trade that title for anything else jawe..

You mean I've been stylishly running away from my God assigned duties (crazy mommy in oversized tshirt with stains on it ) to keep sane?? Those are your words Dami not mine oh

In case of incasity eh be my guest jare

Mommy she snapped at my face , she took my marker, I want another snack...

Get me outta here!!!!

I wonder what these Nigerian Psychologists graduates without a job doing with their knowledge? Looking for a job in oil firm as usual hmmm

This is someone desperately in need of 10 ,60mins sessions of self worth Therapy.

OP sweetheart, you need help. Start looking in the mirror everyday and say to yourself how smart, intelligent , & beautifully made you are.

#6

1,000,000 GBAMMM

nasha1:
Go and eat rather dan typing nonsense.When did someone suffering of a broken leg becomes infectious?

Lol , he needs to grab a sandwich fast. compliments dear.

Chidoks:
Oh!
C-s scares me like no man's business. Plus the tummy that really doesn't go down.
LOL at your kid playing You Tube to buttress her point.

CS is not bad after all. as opposed to how it was negatively painted in Naija and I don't blame them. Many women died/ badly hurt as a result of a poorly done procedure.

@obese tummy tale is just a fallacy jare.... Even natural birth recipients have big tummies if they refuse to work out post-birth.

@kid, you blame them? Their environment shapes their thinking. Today's Parent already have a lot of work cut out for them I tell you. Hmm

damiso:
Compliments of the season everyone ...Hope we all had a nice Christmas celebration.

Back at work I was so envious this morning when I left home and hubby and the kids were happily snoring away. Oh well the good part of it is I can get back to my routine and eat less. Chai the crap I have eaten this period I SMH for myself.

Ewuro how are you and family sis Missed you

Miss you too sis Hope you had a wonderful Christmas celebration and How are my cuties? Lol @iyawo nylon bag, but honestly why buy another set when those ones you have rarely get used?
******

Honestly I can't do it, stay home all holiday season without going crazy. chat with a friend yesterday who asked how holiday went, told her it's starting to feel like an addiction I must work sha ni.... @crap eating is the opposite for me, my workplaces are packed with junks and food, somebody brought beef/turkey jerky (like kilishi) to work, been snaking on that stuff since Boxing Day, even packed dry cereal & nido to soak knack am sef. The thing sweet die.

Tearoses where have I been?, kotangora ni Compliments of the season sis Dec 've always been crazy busy month for me, everyone wants a time off and I'm stuck with this weird looking schedule I've to figure out how to fill up. Olorun lo ni emi mi.

@babythug.. I'd leave all that crap for him jare, if in her shoes. Sad but fact is we have to cut our loses whenever a relationship fails.

Chidoks:
You wished to give birth via C-S as a child?

klassiquette:
LOL but why C-section

As silly as this may sound... Growing up, I've always believed women were to be cut open during childbirth. What do you expect me to think? Since then, I revisited childbirth again when my colleague in Uni died from natural childbirth so it has been a no go option for me. I've been conditioned to accept that route as the best option. Besides what's wrong with it when you have the best team?

Provb23:7; As a man thinketh so he is( had cs for all my kids) didn't bat an eyelid or feel scared a bit when we were informed by the Doctor.

It's funny how children of today get quick answers from YouTube unlike my generation that learned from our environment. My kid argued with me so tey yesterday, when I asked her to give me her facts , she played YouTube for me. Lawd have mercy.

bennyrazz:
@AnnaOyibo

Even if mr.A is born again, he still has to marry. The issue mr.A has is cohabitation, premarital sex especially when he is now born again. He has done that with you and peradventure if he is to marry you today, you both have to face the marriage committee of the church and they will ask both of you some few questions like have you had sex before, are you cohabiting etc the point is, it is not that he does not love you but he is in a dilemma. He asked for friendship because he wants a clean slate. Give him a break. What you can do now is to find out the branch of RCCG he goes to, try and attend there. Give your life to Christ and start by being a worker in the church. But of cause, the issue with your work and relocating back to Britain

All these firm protocols In same UK RCCG?

C.A.C or Deeper life/MFM , I can relate but RCCG?? WHAT YEYE DILEMMA ?

Please ..


He wants a clean slate (fresh born again virgin)? yes = He's done with her. End of.

But he will definitely reap what he sowed in that young girls life. Because he owed it to her his true intent. Otherwise , his born again charade is just baloney.

TV01 okay oh .. 'Not a Christian of deep conviction and faith' . Thank Godness this same God we both serve answers my cries & requests whenever I call upon his name. Lobatan Compliments of the season.

klassiquette:
Hey fellow Nlanders... As kids or even while growing up we seemed to have our life all planned out... Just a thread to know how far you've gone with bringing your dreams to reality out did you veer off the chart? Share it here....
As for me I'm still on my chart

Not to have kids in Nigeria. Their C-section scar always scares the heck out of my life.

Thank you Jesus!

Eyekandi:
Lol. ,,, its transferred chores o , inherited from my mum

Na so na. hehe

Eyekandi:
Will add these to the ones I saved already for them very useful op.

More grease to ya knees

Mow Lawn, sweep out garage (asthma) , simple mending, 4-5yr olds disinfecting doorknobs?? Okay 0!

African Parents offloading their duties on children in guise of teaching 'responsibilities' since 1901 ... That's why most men turn into lazy bones at home while their wives now put their frustrations on children/helps.

Do your own assigned chores & Let kids be kids abeg. They'll get to do theirs when they grow up too.

Lexusgs430:
I would not have any problem retrieving. So long has the crocs are not in the pen at the same time of retrieval!!!

Who ask una grammar..

Who throws treat(s) into an empty pen?

Marriage is NOT by force. MYOB.

What/which RCCG parish mandated that rule?

Very laughable..

Move on sweetie, you've just been resolved of a serious future agony that may leave you psychologically deranged.

Thank your stars even, I celebrate with you my dear.

Compliments of the season house... May this new year bring us everlasting Joy and fufiled desires. Amen.

Edwife, it's nice to see you again. With his stripes, they're healed. Trust you had a yummy Christmas? Pele dear.

Getting ready for work is so true .. Dude carries all his gadgets with him kwa. I'm done in 10mins tops.

Gotta apply the prime before foundation thennnn blush , eyeliner , lip scrub-liner-lipstick , then move to eye area phew.. To be a woman no be moinmoin oh.