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raskymonojendor:
From this particular video, the video started from Ikorodu, then onward to Sagamu, then on her way to likely Ibadan.

Seems to be ibeshe in yewa axis from cotonou route, then likely through Abeokuta axis, then to ibadan, then oyo and ilorin.

It is fixable when led by someone that is not an idiot.

Tinubu is mad for aspiring to be president when he lacks the intelligence for the office.

We were telling these idiots then that Nigeria is at a stage you don't hand it over to an idiot like Tinubu, but tribalism blinded them.

Now, we're all in this fuckkkking shit together. IDIOTS

Akwamkpuruamu:
Gazzuzz, are you paid by the FG to propagate the CNG?

Seems so. He's Paid or he has something serious to benefit from this propaganda

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NFBI:
Israel army uniform looks like second world war style

Yeah. A bit boring.

Anyone who will attack the Igbos en mass today Will think twice.

I can assure you that. And that was why the civil war was fought so that such never repeats.

So that it's very clear to any would be crazies to think twice again.

I dont think she's silly but too adventurous tho for my liking and the only reason she's going up north to Abuja is because the silly Cameroonian embassy isn't in Lagos.

She should stop revealing where she sleeps at night tho. That's naive to me.

But I believe she's has travel experience and knows what she's doing.

Where she is? She travelled through the South west and currently in Share town some kilometers north east of Ilorin. So still in kwara state.

When will APC be leaving Nigeria?

What safety measures have been put in place in case of an explosion?


Watch below:


https://youtube.com/shorts/dvaUniF1fAw?si=n4_hPk9eDOIUP4JR

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4. Research new performance testing methods and recommend system improvements.
5. Collaborate with internal teams, vendors, and partners.
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7. Take ownership of the non-functional test solution from initiation to acceptance.
8. Coordinate a small team when necessary.
9. Provide project planning, estimation, and issue management.
Qualifications:
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• Strong understanding of Banking applications.
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Detailed Roles and Responsibilities:
1. Define Performance Testing Objectives and Scope.
2. Design a Performance Test Plan and Strategy.
3. Develop Performance Test Scripts and Scenarios.
4. Configure and Manage the Performance Test Environment.
5. Assess Service Level Agreements and Objectives.
6. Identify Testing Parameters.
7. Prepare and Load Test Data.
8. Execute Performance Tests.
9. Apply Consistent Monitoring Metrics.
10. Analyze Performance Test Results.
11. Generate and present Performance Test Reports.
12. Identify Non-Functional Requirements for Performance Testing.
13. Locate Performance Obstructions and Root Causes.
14. Collaborate and Communicate with Other Team Members.
15. Review and Update Performance Testing Artifacts for Accuracy.
16. Experience with Core Banking Application: Minimum 3 years in performance testing across Mobile App, APIs, web, and Database.

Performance Tester Needed, Not Software Tester

Schedule: remote

send CV to muniretu@techware.ng if qualified

We're seeking a performance tester to handle testing activities across various applications, including APIs, Mobile, Web, Database, and Core Banking. While the ideal candidate aligns with our preferences, we welcome those with sufficient experience and talent.
Roles and Responsibilities:
1. Develop modular automated performance test scripts for APIs, Mobile, Web, Database, and Core Banking.
2. Use load, stress, and analysis tools to model performance scenarios and identify bottlenecks.
3. Analyze performance results, produce reports, and suggest improvements.
4. Research new performance testing methods and recommend system improvements.
5. Collaborate with internal teams, vendors, and partners.
6. Work under the Engineering team to deliver non-functional test solutions.
7. Take ownership of the non-functional test solution from initiation to acceptance.
8. Coordinate a small team when necessary.
9. Provide project planning, estimation, and issue management.
Qualifications:
• Capability to drive Test Strategies in a global organization.
• Strong understanding of Banking applications.
• Knowledge of JVM tuning based on test results.
• Experience in Finacle core banking.
• At least 3 years’ experience in Performance Testing with expertise in Apache JMeter, Postman, and other tools.
Detailed Roles and Responsibilities:
1. Define Performance Testing Objectives and Scope.
2. Design a Performance Test Plan and Strategy.
3. Develop Performance Test Scripts and Scenarios.
4. Configure and Manage the Performance Test Environment.
5. Assess Service Level Agreements and Objectives.
6. Identify Testing Parameters.
7. Prepare and Load Test Data.
8. Execute Performance Tests.
9. Apply Consistent Monitoring Metrics.
10. Analyze Performance Test Results.
11. Generate and present Performance Test Reports.
12. Identify Non-Functional Requirements for Performance Testing.
13. Locate Performance Obstructions and Root Causes.
14. Collaborate and Communicate with Other Team Members.
15. Review and Update Performance Testing Artifacts for Accuracy.
16. Experience with Core Banking Application: Minimum 3 years in performance testing across Mobile App, APIs, web, and Database.

1TrippleCee:
One single dog can patrol ten to twent acres. A very good German shepherd with a farm secrity personnel employed only at month of fruiting

I wouldn't want a dog that a python will easily swallow.

Not sure a German Shepherd will be a good fit, except u have used one yourself for such task.

Waffarianman:
If you can afford a room apartment for you to stay there for sometime and try and have like 3,4 dogs to watch the place for any intruder

Dogs to patrol 10 acres?

How many dogs and which breed?

MadamVanessa:



Propaganda post by children of hate and perdition. As far back 13bc Lagos was already developed, there's no way our Lagos men would've celebrated Xmas with bare malnourished bodies. This was south east in 2020.

Badagry in South East

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I will like to get inputs of plantain farmers.

What is the best way to prevent theft of plantain when they are nearing harvest?


I'm really in need of advice as it's been a major discouragement for me to start.

solace2013:
I feel like giving up, I establish about 0.25ha plantain farm last year. The crop grew rapidly, good soil etc. The issue is that fruiting have started in earnest but alas some people will go their and harvest it even before maturity. My uncle told me to go African way by marking the farm spiritually, the baba that leased the land to me is saying the same thing, the question is what about myself who knows nothing about spiritual marking, I told police DPO of the area, he only laughed at me, saying he doesn't have enough men and vehicle for towns in the LG not to now talk about patrolling a farm that is like 3.5km from town, I am angry, I can shoot someone on that farm if I have gun. I don't really know what to do.

Hi. How did you later handle the theft issue?

chopnaira:
GRV said that Sanwo Olu is an Ijebu man. He should be shown these documents. The Ijebus literally own the Epe, Lekki, Ikorodu axis.

But I think he was just playing politics since his deputy was an Ijebus woman from Ikorodu.

He said he's from Ijebu Ode. A native of Ijebu Ode has no connection whatsoever with Lagos State.

Not all ijebus have ancestral lands in Lagos State.

Starboytwo:
but na igbo gt southwest, abi no be una develop everywhere

Be deceiving yourself. SW is 90% yoruba. And their prisons are 90% yoruba as well.

More free time to forck

But the SW has the most congested prisons in the country and SW has 90% yoruba majority.

Do the math.

lexylaw40:
His name is Tupac amaru Shakur....Read some history books

That's not his real name. He changed his name to arabic names just like Mohammed Ali.

His real name is Lesane Crooks.

SultanOfPuna:
These Gen Z kids can be so useless

How can somebody wake up in the morning

You lie down on bed pressing phone from 9 am till around 2 in the afternoon.
Watching TikTok instead of learning a skill

And the idiot had the nerve to beg me for data
Just look at the leaders of tomorrow

NIGERIA is doomed!!!

I thank God I didn't have social media during my youth.
That shit is a perfect life wasting tool to keep idiots spending data and watching meaningless skits.

Instead of learning a skill and perfecting your craft. ..later these ones will start crying depression

Wait for Gen A. I think they will be worst 100 times than Gen Z.

300 for 300 or no deal.

No evidence