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PropertiesRe: Omonile Wants To Demolish My House by excanny: 9:00pm On Mar 27, 2021
spider112:
Should I report at the police station?
Yes
ProgrammingRe: Software Developer Required To Build Application Prototype by excanny: 4:04pm On Mar 26, 2021
thegreengooner:
Any takers?
Whatsapp me 07030595988. Let's talk.
PropertiesRe: Why Is A Bag Of Cement Still Around N3,600? by excanny: 7:14pm On Mar 22, 2021
As long as no buys it, it will drop. But people still rushing it, it will remain at that price or even go higher.
ProgrammingRe: Programmer / IT Position in Thailand (Work From Home) by excanny: 6:58pm On Mar 19, 2021
iJOBANG:
Senior Application Engineer (PHP)
Work From Anywhere 100% Remote

REQUIREMENTS

★PHP in a production environment (native PHP as well as experience with one or more frameworks such as Yii 2, Laravel, CodeIgniter, Symfony)

★MySQL relational database including optimizing SQL queries for web applications

★Developing REST APIs

★Microservice-based architecture in production

★Software containerization (Docker, Kubernetes) and serverless computing
Cloud computing vendors: GCP (preferred), AWS, Azure.

The salary range for this role is US $115-$140K.

We encourage people of different locations, backgrounds and perspectives. We are a US-based company, if you are outside the US, you’ll be hired as a contractor.
You can contact me on whatsapp 07030595988. I have all these skills.
CrimeRe: Bus Drivers Kill LASTMA Officer, Beat Colleague To A Coma by excanny: 8:07am On Mar 19, 2021
It's about time to #EndLastMa.


They have deviated too far from their core to a money-hungry racket.
EducationRe: Hitler's Greatest Mistake Of WW2. Summary Of The War. by excanny: 5:04pm On Mar 17, 2021
Hitler lost because he ran out of oil.

By military tactics, he was better than Russia. He tried to manage the little oil he had and couldnt use most of his tanks, even his soldiers had to fight on bicycles, and when he faced stiff resistance in capturing Ukrainian oil fields, that left him open for the Russians to run over him.

If he had oil, he would have defeated Russia.

It was good he ran out of oil tho cos the man was a psycho.
PoliticsRe: Adeyinka Grandson Blasts Alaafin Of Oyo Over Latest Wife Calls It Shameful Act by excanny: 8:39pm On Mar 12, 2021
Yorubalagba:
Bastard king disgracing yoruba nation, how on earth will you marry a woman from that tribe to be your olori, the madness of kings in yoruba land need to be checked
But Elegushi married a Fulani as Olori, how is not marrying a yoruba as Olori a disgrace to Yoruba nation?
ProgrammingRe: Job For Web Developer In A Fintech Company by excanny: 12:26am On Mar 10, 2021
macphilip:
A leading Financial Technology website in Nigeria is seeking to employ an individual with the required skill to fill the vacant position below:

Job Title: Full stack Web developer
Location: Lagos
Employment Type: Contract

Job Description
o You play an active part in the development of our lT architecture (Web applications, Software, and System development) and implement new features to our existing infrastructure.
o You work with modern PHP versions and Frameworks such as Codeigniter, Lavarel
• Developing front end and back end website architecture, Designing user interactions on web pages.
• Ensure HTML, CSS, and shared JavaScript is valid and consistent across applications
• Perform UI/backend tests to optimize performance.
• Database designing and maintenance.

Educational Qualification
Bachelor's degree in Computer Science or related field
Related certifications an added advantage

Experience and Skills
Minimum of 3 years web development experience
• Excellent knowledge of Laravel framework and experience building factories/facades/libraries using abstract classes, interfaces, traits.
• Good knowledge of RDBMS (MySQL/MS SQL/PostgreSQL), database designing and query optimisation techniques.
• Good core knowledge of HTML5, CSS3, jQuery and Bootstrap framework. Experience in Javascript Frameworks (AngularJS/ReactJS/VueJS) will be an added advantage.
• Hands on experience in RESTful API design and development including implementation of oAuth2.0 for authentication and authorization.

Working knowledge of cloud servers (Cloudflare, AWS, Digital Ocean, Linode related services and server administration like setting up Apache/Nginx, php-fpm etc.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their Applications to: greatchap22@gmail.com using the "Job title" as subject of the email.
I have fintech experience and do Laravel and React real good.

Reach me via whatsapp 07030595988.
ProgrammingRe: I Need Good Codeignitor Programmers For Long Term Jobs by excanny: 12:22am On Mar 10, 2021
Style007:
I got a long term job for any programmer with good knowledge of codeignitor. Comment or message me privately.
I have gotten some good programmers here on nairaland but the two i got are not enough for my works. I can also mention nairaland monicas of people i I’m successfully working with at the moment.
Codeigniter expert here. Contact via whatsapp 07030595988.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How I Chose The Wrong Job by excanny: 8:07pm On Feb 21, 2021
You can mail the other two to ask if their offers were still open. Just explain all what happened honestly to them. Tell them you got 3 offers at once but the one you choose deceived you.
ProgrammingRe: Loan Script by excanny: 10:03pm On Jan 29, 2021
Joopitar:
I need a good loan script. WhatsApp: 08039659935
I have one. You can reach me on whatsapp 07030595988, let's talk.
HealthRe: Not Able To Push My Penis Into Her Vagin by excanny: 9:08pm On Jan 29, 2021
Obingo:
Not able to push my penis into her vagin

I am newly married and tried to have sex with her few times. At the time of intercourse I am not able to push my penis into her vagina. Intially my penis getting harder while keep on trying to push my penis losing its erection at the time of intercourse. it entered only twice. Please suggest some solution to my prblm.
We are both novice and sex seems quite difficult
With all these useless girls we have around fucking since 12 years old, is there any babe with tight pussy again?

Its strange u are experiencing this.
ProgrammingRe: Code Ignitor Good Programmer Needed ASAP by excanny: 7:25am On Jan 25, 2021
Codeigniter Guru here.
whatsapp me on 07030595988.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Airforce Apologizes For Using Old Photos As Images Of Marte's Battle by excanny: 8:55am On Jan 20, 2021
it's all been reduced to a social media showcase war.

When Book haram gets upper hand, they post. When Nigerian forces do, they too post.
ProgrammingRe: Developer Needed For A Web Application by excanny: 8:34pm On Jan 19, 2021
patlex:
I need a developer (preferably a php guy/gal) to create a web app for us.

A summary of what the app will do is shown in the video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnoz3JKEUS8

Basically, you'll build a clone of the app shown in that video, but with a cleaner UI.

If you have the knowledge and expertise to do this, then reply below with your contact info, and I'll reach out.

PS: Be sure to watch the video first, and be certain that you can do it before contacting me.
You can reach me on whatsapp 07030595988.

I already have a similar product that sends mass emails. I just need to modify it to include video embeds.
ProgrammingRe: I Need A UI Designer Budget 50k by excanny: 7:52pm On Jan 16, 2021
talk2hb1:
I need a UI Designer Budget 50k,
Just drop your WhatsApp number or link so I can contact you or chat me up on Telegram with this username @TheHonored
Reach me on whatsapp 07030595988
PoliticsRe: Lagos Belongs To Benin - Obanikoro's Grandson Declares by excanny: 12:37am On Jan 16, 2021
nocomment2:
Once again the name is not a european name.
And the paper was written hundreds of years ago by eyewitnesses.
Also the paper is backed by a lot of precolonial maps drawn by other people across several centuries.

So what in hell in your point ?

The fact is that you hate the truth and would always find an excuse to deny it. But I will give you one thing: you have shown yourself to be a little bit smarter than most your fellow yoruba whom are living in a completely alternate reality in which logics and truth do not exist.

But you need to do the extra work and accept facts and logics, right now you are being fanatical and dogmatic.
Provide evidence that it is African.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Belongs To Benin - Obanikoro's Grandson Declares by excanny: 12:30am On Jan 16, 2021
nocomment2:
The paper clearly states: "Benin people call it Korame" !
What the hell are you talking about ?
This is why I'm doubting the accuracy of the paper cos the Benin clearly can never give a city a name of European origin.

FYI, I'm not Yoruba. I'm just a critical thinker
PoliticsRe: Lagos Belongs To Benin - Obanikoro's Grandson Declares by excanny: 12:26am On Jan 16, 2021
nocomment2:
Do you expect we had a written Benin dictionnary in the period of time in which the paper was written ?

"What is the meaning in your language" is an old semi-illiterate talking point. The fact you people kaot about you.
Oga, Curamo na Portuguese origin. So you honestly think these white men that were in a hurried to strip their conquered territories of their origin will give a new name to a colonized city and retain an existing African name? Think well.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Belongs To Benin - Obanikoro's Grandson Declares by excanny: 12:13am On Jan 16, 2021
nocomment2:
Actually, the article states that the Edo called the land Korame, and that you can hence recognise the name Curamo which was reported by the portugues. Whatever, Koramo and Curamo are not european words.
It is quite rich to doubt an article written several hundred years ago by eye witnesses. While you are here in 2021 using guess work to doubt.
What's the meaning of Korame in Edo?


I've never even seen an Edo word that starts with K before.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Belongs To Benin - Obanikoro's Grandson Declares by excanny: 11:47pm On Jan 15, 2021
nocomment2:
Actually, none of those two names were european.
Curamo looks Portuguese, possibly from the root word meaning "cure".
This is why I'm doubting the accuracy of that article in French.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Belongs To Benin - Obanikoro's Grandson Declares by excanny: 11:33pm On Jan 15, 2021
I understand Curamo(which clearly sounds European) but why would a white call Lagos "Eko" which doesn't sound European at all?
ProgrammingRe: I Will Train You On Devops Free by excanny: 2:38pm On Jan 13, 2021
Interested too. whatsapp 07030595988
Web MarketRe: React JS Developer Urgently Wanted by excanny: 12:47am On Jan 13, 2021
Theebz:
React JS/HTML/CSS developer is needed urgently

- Location : Yaba , Lagos State

RESPONSIBILITIES

- Be a great team player
- Make continual modifications to our code base to cover new feature requests and bug fixes
- Create re-usable APIs for our web application
- Build API integrations of our web application with other web apps
- Build efficient, testable, and reusable node and react JS modules
- Solve complex performance problems and architectural challenges
- Integration of data storage solutions like mysql
- Conducting regular website updates
- Represent a professional image in dealings with internal and external parties at all times
- Other tasks as may be required from time to time
- Continous Intergration and Continous Development

- REQUIREMENTS

- Knowledge of how to use Next.js
- Ability to debug and provide soluutions
- Knowledge of how to use React JS framework:
- Knowledge of React Hooks
- Working knowledge of Redux
- Strong Knowledge of frontend coding using HTML/CSS/
- Database experience (queries, design, implementation, Maintenance)
- Knowledge and experience with Version control tools such as Git
- Understanding of systems integration and various web devices and environments.
- Good User Interface design
- Ability to design and implement web services.
- strong Familiarity with authentication and access control.
- strong willingness to learn and implement new technologies
- comfortable with working without direct supervision

- ND, HND, BSC are welcome to apply

OTHER REQUIREMENTS INCLUDE
- Disciplined and reliable
- seriously learning driven
- Very responsible
- Ability to think and work independently and drive self-learning
- Ability to create and apply innovative solutions
- Ability to think critically and contribute to plans within a project's development
- Friendly & energetic individual with outstanding communication skills

Whatsapp At : - 08062416871

Send Your CV - taiwo.ibraheem@exciteafrica.com

Salary : ₦70,000 to ₦100,000


Job Type: Contract Job

Experience:

Javascript (ReactJS): 1year - 2 years (Preferred)

Thank You
Can I work remotely?
BusinessRe: How Much Do I Need To Start A Danfo Business?? by excanny: 8:39pm On Jan 12, 2021
StacyO:
Hello, men in the house.
I'm planning on investing some money into the danfo business world.
But,I still haven't gotten any tangible info from most of the researches I've made.

I know there are a lot involved in it but, I want to know roughly, the total amount of money one needs to hold on to, before venturing into the business.
With the purchase of the bus, maintenance and perhaps government clearance.
Can a million naira be able to possibly get all this things sorted out??


For a fact I won't be the one driving it, how much returns do you think the driver should drop for me everyday?

Candid advice needed.
Don't do it, except u are driving it urself. It will end in tears.

If no any other business comes to ur head. Use that money to buy a land with good documents.
RomanceRe: My Fiancé Prefers My First Name As Surname For Our Children. by excanny: 10:26am On Jan 11, 2021
skyreaper:
My fiancé wants me to use my first name as my surname for our children instead of my initial surname, is it a bad idea, please advise. She said she likes my first name instead.
For a woman, it's called fiancée. notice the e.

Stop confusing us with your poor education.
PoliticsRe: Who Know The Total Population Igbo Living Southwest And North Nigeria? by excanny: 11:55pm On Jan 08, 2021
Arrewa:
We have more than 5 millions of them in the north west alone.

Ask them to go back to the east and watch them condemn their own region
What's the number of Fulani's outside the North West and North East?
RomanceRe: Spouse Divorces Partner A Month After Getting To Canada by excanny: 10:02am On Jan 06, 2021
We keep warning SIMPs here everyday. You don't owe a woman anything. But they just won't listen. So sad the simp made an idiot of himself.
PoliticsRe: Fulani Camps Located In The Heart Of Enugu by excanny: 7:29pm On Jan 04, 2021
adadike:
Stop this rubbish right away. As long as they are peaceful, let them be. The last thing I will love to see in this new year is a reprisal attack of any kind. Amotekun go after rogued herdsmen, do same and let the peaceful ones be
So they are free to take over people's lands and building settlements there without the knowledge of the landowners, just because they claim to be peaceful? Stop this kind of thinking.

There are trespassers and deserve to be booted out.

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