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RomanceRe: This Is What Brazilian Wax Looks Like On The Female Private Area(photos, 18+) by excanny: 9:16pm On Jan 24, 2022
Looks like Brazil is new Sodom and Gommorah grin
ProgrammingRe: Are You A Programmer Or App Developer Who Wish To Work Remotely For A US Company by excanny:
SportsRe: Super Eagles Hold Night Training Session Ahead Of Tunisia Clash (Photos) by excanny: 10:43am On Jan 23, 2022
5 first team Tunisian players just recovered from Covid last night.

Bad news for Super eagles. grin Straight win for Tunisia
SportsRe: Nigeria vs Ghana: CAF World Cup Qualifiers by excanny: 5:55pm On Jan 22, 2022
ojeshola:
we are beating ghana
Not in Accra.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by excanny: 9:07am On Jan 22, 2022
Straight win Tunisia
RomanceRe: l Have Fvck Her 32 Times Will She Leave Me. by excanny: 8:07pm On Jan 18, 2022
victooman:
please l want to know if it is hard for a woman to leave a man that have sleeps with her several time, does sex build some such of connection to a woman, we have bleep for 32 times within a space of 3 months and l believe am doing it well, since she never denies me sex any time l ask for it.
If you can fuckck her like up to 8000 times, she wont be able to leave again.

You are doing well.
TravelRe: Truck Missing Enroute To Ibadan by excanny: 1:22pm On Jan 18, 2022
Check people's houses along the route. Probably looted by hungry protesters. wink
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Enters Dock For Fresh Arraignment by excanny: 11:50am On Jan 18, 2022
So Lagos Island miscreants and agberos who burnt Igbosere High Court and looted their Oba's palace are now members of IPOB? Laughing in Spanglish grin grin grin

Make intelligent charges to nail this guy, not all these jokes.
RomanceRe: MEN!! Churches Are Currently The Worst Places To Pick A Wife Today!! (photos) by excanny: 12:27pm On Jan 13, 2022
I will still do a church rather than do a club.

There are bad and good partners everywhere. You have to define what you want in life and don't get things twisted.

I don't completely agree with you.

But then there are still better places of getting a partner other than a church or a club.

I admit that the church environment is full of pretence tho
ProgrammingRe: Is It A Cultural Thing For African Websites To Be Ugly And Unusable? by excanny: 8:52am On Jan 13, 2022
We don't have many good UI/UX/product designers in Nigeria. That's the problem.

Even a time when Seun hired some people to rebuild nairaland, they still ended up coming up with the current trash.

At least, put in some interesting colours and layouts. These won't slow down a website.
Christianity EtcRe: Ailing Jehovah's Witness Member Dies After Rejecting Money From Catholic Members by excanny: 10:34pm On Jan 11, 2022
And her stvpid JW church will never raised money to save her life, yet she foolishly obeys their doctrines to death.

This cult religion should be banned globally.
SportsRe: AFCON 2021: Cameroon Vs Burkina Faso (2 - 1) On 9th January 2022 by excanny: 5:08pm On Jan 09, 2022
Any link to watch online?
ProgrammingAny Talented Product Designer Here For A Quick Task? by excanny(op): 2:15pm On Jan 07, 2022
Hello any Product Designer here? I have a little task of webpage redesign?

Kindly reach out via WhatsApp 07030595988
CultureRe: Kingmakers Announce Lekan Balogun As Olubadan-Elect by excanny: 5:36pm On Jan 05, 2022
rayvelez:
Ladoja should be the new olu badan.
He might be one one day if he becomes the oldest chief when there's a vacancy. Olubadans don't last that long since they only take old men.
FoodRe: My First Time Of Killing And Eating Snake (PHOTOS) by excanny: 5:20pm On Jan 05, 2022
FamilyAdviser:
Today I went to a land I purchased newly to supervise the fencing and also set it on fire to ease weeding the grasses behold I saw this big snake, I gave it a hot chase with the help of my brother we killed it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-DMMaECqnI

My brother insisted we eat it I refused after much deliberation we took it home and used it for pepper soup. I tasted it and along the line I end up eating over three pieces of it.

This is how it began and ended
Your first time of killing a snake and you ate it so fast? Why can't you wait till it's your second time?
ProgrammingRe: Kuda Mfb For Start-ups (cloud Services) by excanny: 9:45am On Jan 01, 2022
Oem18:
A while ago i was looking for a bank account I could use with my Gcp account I had troubles with Zenith Bank. I found out about Kuda Mfb from a fellow developer since Kuda is practically supercharged for digital banking and their ATM Cards are Free. Using Gcp and Internet services is a breeze.
Just Look At what I received for free what other bank in Nigeria does this huh This is just fantastic plus they have a App that just works no complaints at all. Enough of my rant. You can sign-up here and request for your card immediately with EVER EVER EVER visiting the banks physical location. Yes you heard right.
https://kuda.onelink.me/abUI/f32ce13b and join with this code: ESLKSGGX. You'll get 25 free Transfers and more using my Code.
Even their package is patented and unique
Kuda is really cool. No regrets since I switched from my useless former bank that took days to complete a simple transfer.

My only wish for Kuda is that they move away from the microfinance status to a full digital commercial bank in 2022 cool
RomanceRe: My Ex Sent This To Me by excanny: 8:29pm On Dec 25, 2021
Sounds like she couldn't catch another maga as fast-paying as OP when she went fuccking around in the wild. She wants to pick up from where she left.
FamilyRe: Can I Fight This Now Or Wait Till The Baby Is Grown? by excanny: 9:39pm On Dec 23, 2021
T0T0fucker:
mumu man, yes I do like children.

same reason why I can't get scammed of my offsprings to one impotent mofoes like you.

if it easy why you nor make sure say the picking your wife born na you truly get am.


go find some body biological child to steal not mine.

if you are impotent go adopt pickin
At least, I'm not as dumb as you that was having unprotected sex with a commercial sex worker and trying to get her pregnant. Idiot low life. You thought you were the only fuccking her. Imbicile.

I only raised kids with a woman I picked from a proper home, not a street dog.
FamilyRe: Can I Fight This Now Or Wait Till The Baby Is Grown? by excanny: 2:59pm On Dec 23, 2021
T0T0fucker:
so your dumb skull tells you I don't know almost all babies are born light.

why some are extremely fair? ( from there u know the ones when go yellow... and the ones that are just slightly fair, or the ones that are dark)

you be funny man
I'm also sure, you will soon get blocked by this babe. Get a wife if you like children this much. Them go end up locking you up for police cell very soon. My crystal ball says so.
FamilyRe: Can I Fight This Now Or Wait Till The Baby Is Grown? by excanny: 2:50pm On Dec 23, 2021
T0T0fucker:
good day all,

I really do need your mature opinions on this issue, I'm a young man in my early 30s. due to my personality am the kind of guy that flex alot. night life parties, clubbing and the rest.sometime last year I happened to be at the club, just like any other day..I took a girl home. (one night stand) we had sex and in the morning she left after I sorted her out.

She took my number though and from there we started chatting, due to how we clicked easily.. just like every other guy..I decided turn her to a friend with benefits...from friend with benefits....she started acting all up like a girlfriend. (coming to my house to pass the night and she can decide to leave whenever she wants) during this period, we had consexual sex raw because I was beginning to trust her a little.... that she wasn't really that bad.

Fast forward to the ending March this year, one issue led to another...and she stopped coming to my house...though we still talked sometimes on phone... later I got to know she got hooked with one rich yahoo boy.( which I didn't Care, because me na block on my own)

Next thing I saw on her whatsapp status was her traditional introduction rights, inviting her friends and well wishers, I congratulated her and moved on. after some time I saw her upload a pics of her baby bump.

Na wa o, na so it dey quick, fast forward to yesterday evening she just put to birth... which she also sent on her whatsapp status. retweeting her friends who congratulated her on her status.

Now, I haven't congratulated her yet, this has got me worried.. thinking.... "WHAT IF THIS CHILD IS MINE" I have every reason to believe it's mine.

1) calculating the month we broke up and had sex last to this December she gave birth is like few days pass 9 months.

2) the way she acted on the issue that made her stop coming to my place again... showed she already had this planned out (picked the yahoo boy over me because she knows am not going wife her...due to how we met )


3) the baby she uploaded is quite fair, and I also am fair in complexion. (her man is black)

With this I have every reason to believe that child might be mine.... but am really confused don't know what to do... have been thinking ever since yesterday night.

Can I fight this now or I should wait till the baby is grown?


Moving on when I know I have a child somewhere, my offsprings is not an option.. because I feel scammed already.
Attend Biology class, you go dey skip class and dey mock your teacher.

Give this baby a month to grow melanin and see how dark the baby will come out, your eyes go clear.

I'm not saying fair people don't give birth to dark people. Just trying to debunk your flawed reasoning.

If after 3 months, the baby is still fair and looks like you, note the words in bold, like someone suggested, quietly ask her for a DNA and see her reaction.
CultureRe: Edwin Azike, Kidnapped Imo Monarch Killed, Body Dumped In Market Square by excanny: 11:25am On Dec 13, 2021
Killed by DSS also? Let's await IPOB comment.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Can I Get Rid Of Scorpions Totally From My Apartment? by excanny: 12:34pm On Dec 06, 2021
rosebase:
I have seen 3 diferent scorpions in my apartment in d last 4weeks, a very tiny ones though. After blocking all d holes some days go I still saw one this night. What's d wat out pls
There's nothing you can do. You are living in scorpion territory. Best stuff is to pack out.
RomanceRe: I Asked Her, Can't Your Parent Provide Basic Needs? Are My Wrong? by excanny: 8:36am On Dec 05, 2021
You already made a fool of yourself. Too late. Best thing is cut your losses and move on.

This kind of girl will end up cheating on you, if she's not even doing it already sef.

Just end it and sin no more. Be wise next time. Don't be a father and mother to a love interest. Don't start what you can't finish.
CrimeRe: Is This Cristal Meth(meth)?pics Below. by excanny: 8:44am On Dec 03, 2021
Brimstone77:
...

So where I live (some where in the globe)..

This stuff Below is legally sold as a medicine for catah i.e cold..

Thou it is been licked like this or added in hot water not sniffed or smoked..

It is said to have a high menthol capable of clearing cold in seconds..

We have been arguing here whether it's the famous meth or just another different stuff..

I just bought this today so I can snap and enquire about it here..


N:B don't ask me where I live because I won't tell you..
No. This is menthol(very good stuff) not meth(the hard drug)
BusinessRe: Funding UBA Dollar Prepaid by excanny: 11:55am On Nov 25, 2021
Hello guys, whats the best way to convert my naira savings to dollars?
CelebritiesRe: Davido To Donate ₦250 Million To Orphanages Across Nigeria by excanny: 4:04pm On Nov 20, 2021
Shame on everyone who contributed. If you have asked them to contribute to orphanages directly, most wouldn't do it and some who will, wouldn't donate that much.

But when it comes to chasing clout and trying to belong to a clique, they can't go into debt to be seen as belonging.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ten Of The Longest Snakes In The World (Pictures) by excanny: 11:35am On Nov 20, 2021
Lala's friends grin
SportsRe: 2022 World Cup: Nigeria To Face Any Of Egypt, Ghana, Cameroon In Play-Offs by excanny: 1:18pm On Nov 17, 2021
Give us Egypt, Lord.
BusinessRe: Kuda Bank Called EFCC On My Friend Over N800k - Bryson Adah Cole by excanny: 7:54pm On Nov 10, 2021
lalasticlala:
As shared by @brysonadahcole:



https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1458459958392115207.html
Is it so difficult for your friend to prove how he got 800k?

I have close to 3M in my Kuda account and no one has ever blocked my account. Complete the story
ProgrammingRe: Full Stack Developer Needed! Paid, Remote by excanny: 7:35am On Nov 07, 2021
Ingenieur1:
Hey, comment with a number and I’ll write you up on on WhatsApp!
07030595988

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