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Romance / Re: Help Me Beg Ms. Kelly To Release My Husband Back To Me - Wife Cries Out (video) by Excel70: 3:54am On Sep 16
qtguru:


16 -32gb SSD and you're game and if possible migrate to Linux too
Thanks.
Can you recommend where you get yours on Lagos?
Romance / Re: Help Me Beg Ms. Kelly To Release My Husband Back To Me - Wife Cries Out (video) by Excel70: 10:39am On Sep 14
qtguru:


Oga rest, I'm not going to argue with you, nothing stops the man from leaving but jumping to side chic after childbirth is irresponsible.
Hi boss
You always talk about the durability of the lenovo thinkpad. Is there anyone you will recommend for someone into Cloud engineering and devops.
Agriculture / Re: Rate My Farm Produce Guys by Excel70: 3:52pm On Aug 28
ActiveFarms:
I need anyone to guess the approximate range of the number of cobs in the picture below. I will give the top ten closest winners Half bag of Maize in November, any part of the country you are based.
11,000
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool FC Fan Zone: Champions of England by Excel70: 6:15pm On Aug 04
DeeScan:
It's the new season kopite with two win on the preseason games ..

Arne slot is looking good even though I had doubts at first..

Elliot is cooking

carvalho is banging

quansah is solid ..

man!! .. it looks like we're all set for the premier League this season except for the lack of a 2nd option right winger .. let's hope Salah never lose form of goes out on injury till the summers...
It's too early to grade him.
Business / Re: "No More ₦500 Meat": Seller Puts Out Bold Notice For Customers by Excel70: 1:01pm On Apr 04
Kasdat5:


1m for cow ??
Easy padi mi . 9ja don cast, but e never reach that level of 1m Cow.
It's true. Big cows cost around that price . There are even 2 million naira cow.

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Programming / Re: Are People Still Interested In Learning Tech On Nairaland? by Excel70: 8:00am On Mar 27
hacksultan:
I think I lost my main main account, but I’ve had this account for a while now, however it’s not really been active. I’m trying to know if we have people here who are really interested in tech…… Looking at if tech nairaland can be revived.
Yes I'm interested. I'm someone with strong analytical and logical skills and I think I will make use of it in tech.
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Excel70: 7:22am On Mar 26
PinkNature:
I see the light,

I see the picture clearly now.
Now is the time to chase your dreams

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Health / Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by Excel70: 6:16pm On Mar 12
airsaylongcome:


My large intensine (Colon) actually. But yeah it involves a thorough cleaning (an inspection) of the rectum ("asshole"wink
Was it painfull?
What about the prostate exam?
Politics / Re: Qatar Rejects Tinubu’s Proposed Business Meeting by Excel70: 9:33am On Feb 25
airsaylongcome:


So I have my reservations when you say "they started it...". But I would rather we don't exchange on that. I would however point out these same people stood massively behind MKO in 1993. Did the same for OBJ in 1999 and even in 2003 when their war leader ran against him. One of the major grouse the South West had against GEJ was that he was appointing them en-masse to the detriment of the interest of the South West. Yet when given the same opportunity to lead like GEJ, what has the SW done? Replicated the same behaviour that they said GEJ was guilty of.

They've got their shortcomings no doubt, but for years; they have suffered neglect. The rest of the country has made sure they they feel unwanted. They have in return said, "Since we aren't wanted, let us go so we can go and deal with ourselves, and cannibalise ourselves". But even that request has been declined with a lot derision. How much can someone take given those odds? Think about it. If you were in the same shoes, what would you do?
This is a lie. The Igbos didn't support Abiola. He won only one state in the east
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Excel70: 10:49pm On Feb 20
iamoyindamola:

Their mind no go touch ground
Na klopp saka suppose give that sliding tackle make he go injury to resigning
You guys have always being our slave over the years.you are just on temporary leave wink
Family / Re: I Buy Scrap Battery Ooo Inveter by Excel70: 10:00am On Feb 20
waleco2008:
On
How much is your prize?
I also have a dead honda generator battery for sale.
Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Excel70: 10:24pm On Feb 16
CaveAdullam:
Relevance is a key factor and predictable way to accomplish your desires. It makes you set your priorities right, assembling what matters at the top and the irrelevant at the bottom.

And as for dealing with evil, acting good is not enough. Good must be strong and carry force. And also multiply. Because evil is like a cancerous breeze.
Breeze don blow,we don't see fowl yansh
Food / Re: I Made This Chicken And Chips. Rate Me! (pics Ins.) by Excel70: 11:20am On Dec 27, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
Wow! Thank you. This is the highest so far. If you're in Anambra state, let me know your location. I would like to come do any dish/meal for you and even more, on a weekend. This is to show my appreciation for the high rating.
You are a liar. You stole those pictures
Programming / Re: Help Me With The Code by Excel70: 5:56pm On Oct 08, 2023
qtguru:


How are you building the app, are you using a computer ?
Hello qtguru I'm about to start my journey into tech.I love anything that involves logical reasoning (mathematics e.t.c).what path can you advice. Please I will be very grateful if you can reply me
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Excel70: 2:57pm On Oct 08, 2023
Arsenal to win today ..I'm very optimistic
Family / Re: Married Men, What Is Your Experience With Single Ladies? by Excel70: 9:36am On Aug 12, 2023
bolademi:


They are just disturbing me here and there and I don’t want any of them. Once u give them a lift the will want to collect ur number. Some will even ask you if she can hang out with you. Most especially this lekki very irritating.
Stop giving them lift!
Health / Re: Please Help (mouth Odour) by Excel70: 4:42pm On Jul 20, 2023
Ekealterego:

I am sorry, I just saw your post. You can get I believe in bigger supermarkets. I think you can first check out the common brand names on Jumia or the other well-known online platform first.

Thank you very much
Health / Re: Please Help (mouth Odour) by Excel70: 5:20pm On Jul 18, 2023
Ekealterego:


Tell your friend to try some or a combination of the following:

Do you suck ass or do annalingus? stop immediately!

1. Brush twice daily and ALWAYS use a TONGUE scrapper and then dental floss anytime you can.

3. Drink or buy chlorophyl.. This works perfectly for all types of odours... both mouth and body odour. You can take it like a tablet or in liquid.
This is an internal body deo... it's an ultimate solution.

Even your shit will not smell... Hunters use it to mask their body smell from animals (the sense of smell of animals can 100 times better than humans).
People who suffer fecal incontinence also use it.

4. The most local solution. EAT BITTER KOLA. Even when you don't brush, bitter kola will erase mouth odour like fire extinguisher. Hold several in your pocket.


5. You can also try eating cucumber always, it works like Bitter Kola but I think Bitter Kola is better.


6. Do a check up, sometimes, these odours could indicate something more serious.... and try to deworm too.
Hello. Where can I get chlorophy1
Health / Re: Help On Permanent Cure For Bad Breath by Excel70: 8:11pm On Jun 24, 2023
IecheM:

Go to the hospital meet a dentist and request for a mouth wash they'll use chemicals to wash the mouth.
I used to have Halitosis (bad breath) but after I had the mouth wash it stopped completely.

I hope this helps.
Is there a way you can know you 've bad breath,excluding people's reaction.
Romance / Re: Share Your Experience Dating A Career Lady by Excel70: 3:53pm On May 27, 2023
folake4u:


Sis! Make Nigerian women get breathing space abeg, but them nor go allow us rest. If daily FrontPage nor talk anything about woman matter, the day never complete.

Do you get??!! Many of them lack discipline, low self-esteem and reek of insecurity, yet somehow na we dey take the blame for their BS.
We no go leave Una alone angry angry angry until you return the rib you stole from us undecided undecided

They should marry their fellow men please.

My mantra is always They will be fine las las. grin
Agriculture / Re: Xmas Broiler Broading In Pictures by Excel70: 12:44pm On May 14, 2023
jidestroud:


Oga, carry your eggs go chop Oooo! Don't say I didn't warn you. grin
Do you 've fresh local chicken eggs for sale
Health / Re: How Can One Treat A Smelling 'Private' Please? by Excel70: 2:16pm On Mar 26, 2023
Rokiat:
Proper hygiene is key.

Let her keep it hair free waxed or laser. Laser is even better completely hair free. Best investment ever.

She shouldn’t use soap down there it will only upset the ph balance. But she should definitely keeps the surrounding clean, in between the labia. Let her get dove baby wash just for that but only for in between the labia not the vaginal itself the vaginal only water will do.


Also let her wash with water every time she use the toilet, not toilet roll, actual water to always keep it fresh.

Let her also keeps it moisturised with nice body butter mix with almond oil it smell great. Treat the kitten like you would treat your face, delicate and with proper care.

Twice a day bathing no compromise, like minimum.

Last but not least let her drink chlorophyll, like literally she wouldn’t have one body odour she will smell like water like nothing no joke.

This is my routine and my man wonders how come I don’t smell like at all at all, not even after a gym session.

Women have to take hygiene very seriously, smelling good is even better to me than even looking good.




If none of these works then she may have an infection and she needs to be checked.
What is chlorophy2 and where can I get it?
Family / Re: GAZZUZZ House Hold Items by Excel70: 3:53pm On Mar 25, 2023
GAZZUZZ:


Sold
Do you've office chairs with good ergonomics for sale?
Religion / Re: Just Like The Biblical Joseph, Have You Ever Turned Down A Sexual Advance? by Excel70: 11:21am On Mar 12, 2023
olisefom:


You can't freely comment on an Islamic post (I strongly love Islam though) but you can freely comment on every other religious post. The protection is unnecessary and childish. It belittles the other religions.
It was put in place because of how people attacked the muslims.They call them terrorist,boko haram and all sort of things.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Excel70: 1:56pm On Mar 07, 2023
Jodera:
True... I always have hope that they'll always make top 4 even with all their travails and I still believe they'll do.
But it's a testament for the trust they had for Klopp which he really earned and fortunately, they did not become emotional and sack him.
I've no doubt they will finish in top 4.I still remember the season Allison scored.They are very good at comebacks and rising from the "dead".
Programming / Re: How?? by Excel70: 10:56am On Mar 02, 2023
airsaylongcome:
A woman does not steal a job. A competent person gets hired irrespective of gender
Hello.It's being long we heard from you. Hope all is well?
Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Excel70: 11:14am On Feb 23, 2023
Chocoleen:


E choke na, last one I had was on Monday Azin Wet dream after DREAMS!!!
Sotey I come de sense if the guy wan Empty em sack I go wake up sharply hold am to avoid embarrassment grin
Congratulations on not succumbing to lust all these years. I encourage you to be very close to God.You don't know how powerful you'll become spiritually when you 're above yoursexual desires

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Nairaland / General / Re: The Pinkpill Roundtable Discussion by Excel70: 7:05pm On Feb 19, 2023
dollyjoy:
na my specialization ni grin grin grin


That perfume is niceeeeeeeee and I feel you will love it too grin
You can check the reviews on Instagram kiss.
Hi. Do you sell male perfumes?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria LNG Limited Announces 2022 Graduate Trainee Recruitment by Excel70: 6:18pm On Feb 09, 2023
airsaylongcome:


What more DD do you want done? The domain research.net isn't owned by Lagos government. The survey is asking for PIIs without any information on how they plan to protect those. I don't need to do any more DD beyond that. Provide your data protection policy. And why would a survey (that should be anonymous) be asking that respondents mandatorily provide their email and phone numbers!
How did you know it isn't owned by the Lagos state government,please?
Business / Re: Nigerians Vent Their Anger On CBN, Bankers by Excel70: 8:31am On Feb 07, 2023
airsaylongcome:


Lol! I went to a Union Bank to show the same “madness”. CSO turned up conspicuously displaying his service pistol and making sure I knew that he had no restraint using it if necessary
Lool! You became gentle like a kid when you saw the black metal

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