Family › Re: Married Men, What Is Your Experience With Single Ladies? by Excel70: 9:36am On Aug 12, 2023 |
bolademi: They are just disturbing me here and there and I don’t want any of them. Once u give them a lift the will want to collect ur number. Some will even ask you if she can hang out with you. Most especially this lekki very irritating. Stop giving them lift! |
Health › Re: Please Help (mouth Odour) by Excel70: 4:42pm On Jul 20, 2023 |
Ekealterego: I am sorry, I just saw your post. You can get I believe in bigger supermarkets. I think you can first check out the common brand names on Jumia or the other well-known online platform first. Thank you very much |
Health › Re: Please Help (mouth Odour) by Excel70: 5:20pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
Ekealterego: Tell your friend to try some or a combination of the following:
Do you suck ass or do annalingus? stop immediately!
1. Brush twice daily and ALWAYS use a TONGUE scrapper and then dental floss anytime you can.
3. Drink or buy chlorophyl.. This works perfectly for all types of odours... both mouth and body odour. You can take it like a tablet or in liquid. This is an internal body deo... it's an ultimate solution.
Even your shit will not smell... Hunters use it to mask their body smell from animals (the sense of smell of animals can 100 times better than humans). People who suffer fecal incontinence also use it.
4. The most local solution. EAT BITTER KOLA. Even when you don't brush, bitter kola will erase mouth odour like fire extinguisher. Hold several in your pocket.
5. You can also try eating cucumber always, it works like Bitter Kola but I think Bitter Kola is better.
6. Do a check up, sometimes, these odours could indicate something more serious.... and try to deworm too. Hello. Where can I get chlorophy1 |
Health › Re: Help On Permanent Cure For Bad Breath by Excel70: 8:11pm On Jun 24, 2023 |
IecheM: Go to the hospital meet a dentist and request for a mouth wash they'll use chemicals to wash the mouth. I used to have Halitosis (bad breath) but after I had the mouth wash it stopped completely.
I hope this helps. Is there a way you can know you 've bad breath,excluding people's reaction. |
Romance › Re: Share Your Experience Dating A Career Lady by Excel70: 3:53pm On May 27, 2023 |
folake4u: Sis! Make Nigerian women get breathing space abeg, but them nor go allow us rest. If daily FrontPage nor talk anything about woman matter, the day never complete.
Do you get??!! Many of them lack discipline, low self-esteem and reek of insecurity, yet somehow na we dey take the blame for their BS. We no go leave Una alone until you return the rib you stole from us 
They should marry their fellow men please.
My mantra is always They will be fine las las.  |
Agriculture › Re: Xmas Broiler Broading In Pictures by Excel70: 12:44pm On May 14, 2023 |
jidestroud: Oga, carry your eggs go chop Oooo! Don't say I didn't warn you.  Do you 've fresh local chicken eggs for sale |
Health › Re: How Can One Treat A Smelling 'Private' Please? by Excel70: 2:16pm On Mar 26, 2023 |
Rokiat: Proper hygiene is key.
Let her keep it hair free waxed or laser. Laser is even better completely hair free. Best investment ever.
She shouldn’t use soap down there it will only upset the ph balance. But she should definitely keeps the surrounding clean, in between the labia. Let her get dove baby wash just for that but only for in between the labia not the vaginal itself the vaginal only water will do.
Also let her wash with water every time she use the toilet, not toilet roll, actual water to always keep it fresh.
Let her also keeps it moisturised with nice body butter mix with almond oil it smell great. Treat the kitten like you would treat your face, delicate and with proper care.
Twice a day bathing no compromise, like minimum.
Last but not least let her drink chlorophyll, like literally she wouldn’t have one body odour she will smell like water like nothing no joke.
This is my routine and my man wonders how come I don’t smell like at all at all, not even after a gym session.
Women have to take hygiene very seriously, smelling good is even better to me than even looking good.
If none of these works then she may have an infection and she needs to be checked. What is chlorophy2 and where can I get it? |
Family › Re: GAZZUZZ House Hold Items by Excel70: 3:53pm On Mar 25, 2023 |
GAZZUZZ: Sold Do you've office chairs with good ergonomics for sale? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Just Like The Biblical Joseph, Have You Ever Turned Down A Sexual Advance? by Excel70: 11:21am On Mar 12, 2023 |
olisefom: You can't freely comment on an Islamic post (I strongly love Islam though) but you can freely comment on every other religious post. The protection is unnecessary and childish. It belittles the other religions. It was put in place because of how people attacked the muslims.They call them terrorist,boko haram and all sort of things. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Excel70: 1:56pm On Mar 07, 2023 |
Jodera: True... I always have hope that they'll always make top 4 even with all their travails and I still believe they'll do. But it's a testament for the trust they had for Klopp which he really earned and fortunately, they did not become emotional and sack him. I've no doubt they will finish in top 4.I still remember the season Allison scored.They are very good at comebacks and rising from the "dead". |
Programming › Re: How?? by Excel70: 10:56am On Mar 02, 2023 |
airsaylongcome: A woman does not steal a job. A competent person gets hired irrespective of gender Hello.It's being long we heard from you. Hope all is well? |
Health › Re: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Excel70: 11:14am On Feb 23, 2023 |
Chocoleen: E choke na, last one I had was on Monday Azin Wet dream after DREAMS!!! Sotey I come de sense if the guy wan Empty em sack I go wake up sharply hold am to avoid embarrassment  Congratulations on not succumbing to lust all these years. I encourage you to be very close to God.You don't know how powerful you'll become spiritually when you 're above yoursexual desires |
Nairaland General › Re: The Pinkpill Roundtable Discussion by Excel70: 7:05pm On Feb 19, 2023 |
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria LNG Limited Announces 2022 Graduate Trainee Recruitment by Excel70: 6:18pm On Feb 09, 2023 |
airsaylongcome: What more DD do you want done? The domain research.net isn't owned by Lagos government. The survey is asking for PIIs without any information on how they plan to protect those. I don't need to do any more DD beyond that. Provide your data protection policy. And why would a survey (that should be anonymous) be asking that respondents mandatorily provide their email and phone numbers! How did you know it isn't owned by the Lagos state government,please? |
Business › Re: Nigerians Vent Their Anger On CBN, Bankers by Excel70: 8:31am On Feb 07, 2023 |
airsaylongcome: Lol! I went to a Union Bank to show the same “madness”. CSO turned up conspicuously displaying his service pistol and making sure I knew that he had no restraint using it if necessary Lool! You became gentle like a kid when you saw the black metal |
Travel › Re: Trenches To Texas: A Story Of Courage And Perseverance Against Poverty by Excel70: 2:32pm On Feb 05, 2023 |
247Hustler: University of Ibadan, Agbowo, Nigeria. What was your hall of residence? It's possible we could've met. |
Programming › Re: Advice To Newbies: Coding Is Very Hard!!! by Excel70: 12:35pm On Jan 29, 2023 |
Bugie16: The programme is for about 12 months and it's also time demanding. Can I still register |
Programming › Re: Advice To Newbies: Coding Is Very Hard!!! by Excel70: 12:23pm On Jan 29, 2023 |
Bugie16: Tensa. I want to register for Workforce programme on Alx which is starting next month, please I would appreciate if you can share some info about workforce. I have been following your post and I observed you're very knowledgeable about workforce. Hi I want to register for there software engineering program on Alx.. Do you've any idea |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Course Did You Study And What Do You Do Currently? by Excel70: 2:08pm On Jan 26, 2023 |
1c3JaY: Studied Mechanical engineering...
Now I'm a software developer working for a company overseas remotely ...
Boring and lonely but I lack nothing I need... What advice do you've for a newbie in tech |
Family › Re: Am I Being Manipulated? Is Her Anger Justified? by Excel70: 4:06pm On Jan 22, 2023 |
Kasdat5: Advice don cost & I don't offer free advice anymore Name your price? |
Islam › Re: ...... by Excel70: 4:06pm On Jan 02, 2023 |
movado19: Wa Alaikum Salam.
We're all learners here, so no one may have ALL the answers.
From the little I know, becoming a Waliy of Allah comes with tests, so you have to sincerely ask yourself IF this is what you REALLY want? Q29:2 , Q2:155 , Q47:31
Also, the fastest way is very relative. It'll depend on the state of your heart and sincerity to achieve this goal, as well as Allah's permission.
Ask yourself WHY you want to become a Waly of Allah.
Make your intention true and sincere IF you've determined to be so.
Follow the general counsel for all Muslims in thoughts, deeds, and actions.
Follow the Shariah - even a Waliy of Allah is NOT exempt from it!
Observe your daily Salat on time.
Approach Allah further with Tahajjud - read Surah Al Muzzammil to understand this better.
Engage in constant zikr. Begin with a little and then increase as time and capacity allow.
Always engage in Istigfaar.
Understand your personal vices and replace them with the appropriate virtures.
Renew your resolve to be a Waliy of Allah DAILY.
Seek Allah's help and guidance in your journey, because He said:
"And never say of anything, "Indeed, I will do that tomorrow," Q18: 23
Except when adding, "If Allah wills." And remember your Lord when you forget, and say: "Perhaps my Lord will guide me to what is nearer than this to right conduct." Q18:24
"And you do not will except that Allah wills. Indeed, Allah is ever Knowing and Wise. Q:76:30
With time, you'll get your specific guidance from a Sheikh or through some other means; as Allah permits. Jazakhumullahi khayran |
Islam › Re: ...... by Excel70: 4:19pm On Jan 01, 2023 |
Salam alaykum to all the Sheikh in the house. I've a few questions. 1 From your personal experience, what is the fastest way to be a waliyy of Allah |
Islam › Re: ...... by Excel70: 4:15pm On Jan 01, 2023 |
movado19: REFLECTING AS A WAY OF LIFE - THE OPPORTUNITIES TO CARRY OUT THIS ACT AS MUSLIMS
We're at the end of the Gregorian year, 2022. Alhamdulillah. Alhamdulillah not necessarily because it is the end of the year as we know it globally, but because Allah has given us the opportunity to be alive. To repent. To seek Him. To do good. To be good. To be human. To be Muslim. Alhamdulillah.
This is the season when our sisters and brothers in humanity, who practice Christianity; collectively reflect upon their Christian beliefs and values. This time and season however have taken on a more corporate and monetary feel, not just for the Christians, but for the whole world. We are somewhat affected by this just by observing the huge promos, sales, and discounts offered by businesses all over. ...same could be said about Islamic celebrations...
Many Muslims will argue that we have no business with this season, and they'll be right - but just to an extent. Our lives as Muslims aren't that of hermitage or isolation from the world. We not only communicate and interact with those who are like us, but equally so, with those who are not so much like us in values, nationality, or any marker of difference.
My reason for this post is to remind us all to utilize every opportunity to earn Hassanat and Baraka. What do I mean? Instead of getting into arguments and counter-arguments about the origin/history of the celebratory season, we as Muslims could utilize the time and season to reflect on the life of Maryam (R.A.) and her son, prophet Isa (A.S.). We could read about their history to understand the convergence and divergence between Islam and Christianity. We could spend that time in understanding the purpose of his prophethood and its implication for us as Muslims. We could send duas upon him (A.S.), his Mother, and all other prophets for their Divine service to humanity.
These should hopefully: Make us feel closer to them and the message of Islam. Help align our actions to their universal message(s). Get us closer to Allah through the acts of studying and reflecting. Encourage us to look for opportunities to turn deserts into gardens.
Quarreling and endlessly debating with people of other faiths will only strip us of whatever good we may have earned. We may win the current debate but at the expense of having our hearts covered with darkness. The quest to show religious superiority is such a perilous path. Let's instead exert that energy in purifying ourselves.
"Repel by that which is better..." - Q41:34-35 "Repel the bad with what is better. We are most knowing of what they describe." - Q23:96
Abu Umamah, RadhiAllahu Anhu, reported: The Messenger of Allah, SallAllahu Alayhi Wa Sallam, said: I guarantee a house on the outskirts of Paradise for one who abandons arguments even if he is right. Source: Sunan Abī Dāwūd 4800
Malik ibn Anas, may Allah have mercy on him, said: Disputation about sacred knowledge causes the heart to harden and breeds hatred. Source: Jāmi’ al-‘Ulūm wal-Ḥikam 1/248
Ja’far ibn Muhammad, may Allah have mercy on him, said: Beware of disputes in the religion, for they preoccupy the heart and breed hypocrisy. Source: Fadl al-‘Ilm 1/5
So, am I suggesting in any way that Muslims celebrate these festivities? NO.
Rather, what I'm hoping for is that: We understand that Muslims are scattered on the wide spectrum of TAQWA (God Consciousness). Just like learning how to ride a bicycle using training wheels, let's be patient and compassionate towards those who are able to be in this state, even if it's just once, twice or three times a year for them! Yes, it's not ideal but we live in a non-ideal world. It's better to have 1-3 yearly cues to move toward Allah than to have none! If the Christmas, New Year and Easter seasons trigger a Muslim to reflect and increase his/her Iman, we say Alhamdulillah. If Mothers and Fathers Day triggers a Muslim to be conscious and grateful to their parents and Allah, we say Alhamdulillah.
Are these ideal? NO. Yet, we say Alhamdulillah because their remembrance and reflection are signs of life and faith. Hopefully, we all can get to a stage in our lives when every day and everything around us become cues to be grateful to and Worship Allah in truth, and in return earn His (S.W.A.) pleasure, and not depend on just a few days of the year, Amin.
The goal is to have our reflections grow from a mere dot to a continuum, InshaAllah.
May Allah bless us All with His Mercies, Forgiveness, and Love, Amin. May Allah bless us all with health, wealth, and success in this world and the next, Amin. Jazakhumullahi khayran |
Romance › Re: Living With A Partner Who Snores by Excel70: 9:58am On Dec 30, 2022 |
qtguru: I do exercises alot and still snore ,but what type of exercise. Try to sleep on sides,especially the right side.Avoid sleeping on your stomach or back. |
Food › Re: What’s The Difference Between The Red Colored Apple And Green Colored Apple? by Excel70: 6:21pm On Dec 11, 2022 |
JASONjnr: I don't even know...
What I know is that, I buy them mixed red and green....much, use my juice extractor and extract the juice and ferment it and have a wine out of it....
I've done the apple wine and the pineapple wine and they're nice and without chemicals.... Do you sell them? |
Properties › Re: What Is That Diabolical Sign To Look Out For While Renting An Apartment? by Excel70: 3:16pm On Dec 09, 2022 |
kennyz247: my issue is whenever I sleep facing up,I will surely have serious night mare and pressing dat night, atimes I will see myself screaming as if I will not wake up the next day....pls house wt could be the cause and likely solution? Start sleeping on your right side If you are a Muslim recite ayatul kursi 3 times before you sleep |
Health › Re: I Just Discovered I Have Hiv by Excel70: 4:19pm On Dec 08, 2022 |
Passpands: You just want to get info from me, you can actually just google symptoms of hiv. I d Pls don't see it like that. You are educating others. |
Programming › Re: Web Developers / Freelaancers: How Are You Getting Paid From Outside Nigeria? by Excel70: 3:49pm On Dec 03, 2022 |
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Programming › Re: Web Developers / Freelaancers: How Are You Getting Paid From Outside Nigeria? by Excel70: 3:26pm On Dec 03, 2022 |
qtguru: Deels is what they use to pay contractor
Or Wise from wise, I send to a friend who sells for me on Lemonade. What is the rate,pls? |
Programming › Re: HELP With This Javascript Problem by Excel70: 4:47pm On Nov 23, 2022 |
qtguru: At all, only remote backup I know. Thanks |
Business › Re: Fisayo Fosudo Redesigns The ₦500 Note Through Photoshop by Excel70: 3:56pm On Nov 23, 2022 |
airsaylongcome: So while I'm not in favor of Ajami (Hausa written using Arabic letters) on the Naira note, let's understand that i isn't the only non-English language appearing on the Naira note. If you showed that Ajami to a Saudi, it will be unintelligible gibberish to them just as "gba gbe oshi" would be meaningless to an English man. Hi airsaylongcome. Do you know a way I can retrieve WhatsApp voicenotes and pictures. I clicked on image and it's saying sorry this media file appears to be missing |
Programming › Re: HELP With This Javascript Problem by Excel70: 1:41pm On Nov 23, 2022 |
qtguru: This code might need a rewrite, I don't think it has to be this complicated, put it on an online editor and we can look at it. Hi qtguru. Do you know how you can retrieve WhatsApp voiceunotes and images. I tried downloading but I am seeing,sorry this media file appears to be missing. |