GloriaNinja:
NIGERIAN SOLDIERS ARE THE TERRORIST THEMSELVES.

Old cargo go and marry

sekxyqueen:

I guess killing your awzhold will be the best development. ..

Everytime a girl labels herself sexy, pretty, pweety, humble, etc... you just know it's false advertising.

There's nothing sexy about your lanky pencil-straight figure, you dumb big pile of fecal matter.

soberdrunk:
Op i agree with your points except "No.4", we had an Ekuke' many years ago and when armed robbers visited, the dog did not make a single sound and we didnt see the dog for 'two days'

Ps-The dog had an unusual appetite for licking engine oil and destroying slippers and shoes........

You were better off keeping a rat

Jagermeister:


The 'naturally-aspired' wasn't a typo error. It's what I thought it was. I know better now.

That topic? I did get back to it actually.. Sadly, you didn't notice.

Harvey and Irma is our problem too because a vast majority of those cars are coming in here.

Oh yes you did call me Mr Hydrocarbon which is actually what I represent in reality. Hmmm. I'm quite certain that there are no functional electric cables standing in Florida right now ( to avoid an electrocution, of course). So tell me, how did you recharge your EV, Mr Tesla?

Solar City and Powerwall baby!

Jagermeister:
Greetings Lads, (and) Lasses who hang with the Lads here.

Y'all remember the ever-so popular Club-lexus? Well this is another Lexus-praising thread and primarily to say 'I RESENT 4-CYLINDERS'

I've been there and back in the past with the Opel and their ecotec engines and complex electronics, the Mazda 2.5L V6, the Lexus ES 3L V6 VVT-i and the Camry(s) which I still own (for now)... Albeit only a handful but i've come to a convicted conclusion- naturally-aspired or not, 4-cylinders are CRAP, humongous CRAP. They rank within the lower strata of internally-combusted automobiles.

Here's why I think very little of them (now) in a somewhat short description. Ride quality is sacrificed (for the most part), Vibrations are ever-so present, noise sipping out into the cabin as you drive along and it's nowhere over with it's flaws. I can't live with these, not anymore. Need I mention Power and Torque? Yes, in the next line.

I remember when I was made to drive into and through a flood within Festac extension (before the roads were tarred). I don't know how to calculate distance but my Lexus V6 was submerged in water for well over 30mins. I couldn't go any faster either, who struts the gas pedal when inside water, not to mention the invisible portholes and mini-ditches by virtue of the damaged roads and heavy rains. I could see water leveled atop my windshield (no exaggeration).. With all the torment to the car that day, car drove flawlessly for another 3 years before it was sold. Try that with the Toyota Camry 2.4L (which I currently own) or a Honda Accord of the same engine displacement.

Yeeaahh I know the 4-cyl/6-cyl analogy/debate is popular knowledge and I'm aware of the 'different strokes for different folks' notion but Damn! Nigerians are afraid of a lot! I recently met a well-dressed-seemingly-smart-man at a gas station and I found him not to be smart in the end when he mentioned his fears of a V6 engine. Afraid of a V6 engine? His reasons were ludicrously alarming and I prefer not to talk about it. It's this sort of people that would say 'my vehicle's 120km/h is faster than your vehicle's 140km/h'.. Haha.

Now for the Lexus? I can tell, yes I can. Having befriended other car brands, I've been laid flat on my face and whipped with the rough end of a pineapple, I underwent perpetual misery with the Mazda and the Opel, or maybe I knew very little then.. Reliability, safety, luxury, ride quality, and even ergonomics IMO, et all. Hmmm. Lexus wins.

Earlier this year, I sat in the cabin of a 2014 GX460 and it was a 'wowser' even though I didn't even drive it. I don't know of an MB of it's class that has better luxury and attention to detail.

Caveat- We know a 4-cyl can be made to be as powerful as a 6-cyl or even an 8-cyl but I don't fancy the general feel of the Turbo either. That's not the point here anyway.

So now I'm swerving to a naturally-aspired 3.3L V6. The Lexus ES 330. Thank goodness it comes with a base V6 as Standard.

I can't afford to run multiple cars now so imma have to let go of my older Camry (I just over-hauled it's engine so I no kuku send the hediot car again)

Brewed thoughts are welcome.

Gazzuzz (A very good man)
Kingreign ( I dey vex for you)
EgunMogaji ( The man that has owned 300 cars and hopes to make it to 500, the Nigerian-Americana)
Nurey ( Long-distance driver? Not sure)
Princetom1 ( Fire-fighter)
ExInferis ( Mr Tesla)
Sultaan ( Isn't he the Nissan die-hard? Or not)
Diportivo ( Plays for Diportivo de La Coruña FC)
Luvinhubby ( This guy go get multiple side-chicks and he go dey claim Luvinhubby)
And all.

Lols at "Mr Tesla".

You never got back to that topic.

Guess you realized you were wrong.

How do you feel with Harvey and Irma battering the US, Mr Hydrocarbon?

Edit:

Correct the typo.

It's naturally aspirated.

Not naturally aspired.

sekxyqueen:
it's quite obvious that this Animal kingdom that's filled with Hyenas and jackals really want to upset Igbos So that the struggle will be labelled a terrorist one..but we are wiser ,,and believe me the way this zoo will be brought down will be surprising.

If i remember my animal lore right, hyenas and jackals are cunning pack hunters.

Your chance of survival in their midst is near zero.

Good luck now.

Throwback:


Just like Kanu is a nobody. When he wins a ward election, he can then claim to be speaking for his ward.

Why are you responding to someone who's spent a total of less than 2 hours on nairaland?

He's the nobody.

Omeokachie:
People that attacked Aisha Alhassan for withdrawing her support from the president, calling her all sorts are today suppprting her against FFK.


Just like their pay masters, no ideology, no direction.


BMC are confused by the twist to these events and that explains why they have reacted like a rabbit caugjht under a light.

They are not sure if to move forward, stay static or run back.


Selling a future and conscience to put food on the table must be the toughest job in the world.

You can support and oppose people for different reasons. I may hate your politics, but i could respect your stance against spreading fake news, for instance.

DonVikings:
Below is the biafran elite forces preparing to take on the zoo army.

Buratai is in trouble.

Looks like Tier 1 Special Forces.

Christians are becoming stupider by the day.

Nathan2016:


all these are said by a skull miner , who only mines skull for sports


STFU

The thing pain am!

It's igboe culture to show off since all they worship is money.

If you've nothing to brag and show off, you'll remain a nobody in the society and your family.

So they pillage and plunder just to fulfill their societal prescriptions and in the event they become targets to their arned robber and kidnapper brothers who're also out to make a killling to show off too.

It's a vicious cycle out there.

He isn't paid that much to own that nollywood taxi.

Obviously posing in front of someone else's car and that's why he's blocking the license plate.

Yeah but Apple is making all the profits.

amjoseph19:

How does "will" future tense go in hand with "charged" past tense.
Olodo.

He's right you dumbo.

You and the 2 idiots who liked your shameful comment ought to be flayed.

"They will be charged soon"

"They will be charge soon"

Which one sounds right, you dungus?

If this girl is 16 I'm Santa Claus

Nutase:
Name so dem dey drive jeep??
God just wan expose the scammer.

Did god expose the scammer or did the scammer expose god?

I thought "touch not my annointed" was sacrosanct and gives "men of god" the blank check to carry out their nefarious deeds unhindered?

Christians will never wake up to the scam of their pastors.

Hipsofagoddess:


Hi, do you teach programming?

Lols no.

But go to youtube, you'll find many amazing video tutorials.

Good luck!

Evaberry:
So anyone can now be a beauty queen.

Even you, with the right amount of lipstick and photoshop.

bigfish3k:


chest beating again
war that Britain and Egypt fought for u

did the hausa Fulani ever believe that payback time will be after 50yrs? but its happening now with book haram

Boko Haram killed lots of your christian brothers and displaced millions. Isn't your gloating self-defeating?

And if Egypt and Britain fought for us, why didn't anyone fight for you? Is it because yours was, and forever will be, a lost cause? Is it because igboes are vermins and the whole world wants them exterminated?

Even the jews have forsaken you.

You stand alone.

And you'll perish alone.

bigfish3k:


ur tribe will pay for this someday the way book haram and herdsmen is used to purnish north for their atrocities against the igbos in the civil war

Lols you damn fool, I'm fulani.

And we've been waiting for us to "pay someday" since the time of Moses.

One thing igboes are good at is empty threats.

It's been about 50 years since we whupped your asses in the war and you're yet to do something about it.

Bottom-feeding flat-head cowards.

Good.

Nigerian Army should kill at least 10 Igbos a day.

Dotwillis1:
.. Funny enough it may be one very slim bony Nigga firing her fat puna

Then the whole guy would've to be a diick to satisfy that whale.

I'm suspicious of any vehicle "manufacturer" who mentions 'shock absorbers'.

Suspension systems do not absorb shock. If they did, the energy has to accumulate elsewhere as potential energy. Eventually It'd need to vent or be released.

The shock dampeners convert kinetic energy of shocks to energy which is spread all over the chassis from where it dissipates.

So they don't absorb shock, they spread it over a wide area.

These withered old insignificant fools keep talking about the 1960s when the world is looking forward to 2020 and beyond.

This is regression of the highest order.

It was the structure of the 1960s that led to the civil war, and since the unitary system was ushered no internal wars are imminent beyond the bellicose grandstanding of some disgruntled politicians and nihilistic secessionists.

Octogenarians who lived fanciful dreams of days long gone, which they still managed to muck up, should not dare presume to dictate the destiny of the new generation.

They should instead waste away and fade in resolute silence with their heads hung low in the guilt and shame of wrecking the country.

Reasons 1 and 3 are the same thing.

Reason 4 summarizes the whole thing.

In the end, you've not really enlightened anyone with what is essentially common knowledge.

But congrats for getting a dozy mod to move your crap to the front page.

psalmsmiles:

well i'd rather stick to the myth and fable that brings me peace and sense of purpose than be a guy that lives with no direction or ideology behind why he exist (maybe where born 2 just exist and die; live goes on abi??) get sense and think twice
#1_Loove

Yeah well whatever.

ChangetheChange:


I am Voting Atiku come 2019

Every Nigerian politician is Corrupt including saint Buhari


Atiku 2019,

[b]We need successful business men like Atiku or Dangote who have an entrepreneurial mindset to run the affairs of Nigeria not an olodo NEPA certificate holder called Buhari who has plunged Nigeria into Recession at two different times as Head of State

This was the same argument that was made about Trump.

35% approval rate and plummeting.

The guy doesn't have a clue how to run the US.

Thank your lucky stars you ain't jailed yet, yer crook.

You stole nigeria blind.

misschacha:
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You can earn bitcoins today with fidelity.
Chk my signature for more info.

Hey fukk off.

Someone lost his bro you're here pitching your bitcoin scam.

Apathetic crook.

sarrki:
Please who is he ?

An economist ?

Or what ?

A buffoon

A clown

An idiot

A fool

A nincompoop

A dolt

A silly fellow

An imbeciile

A jackass

A dumbass

An asshole

A dingus

A dickwad

He's so many things.

One thing he isn't is intelligent.

Meanwhile...

His flock is busy with back-breaking work gathering their commonwealth from which this man will extort 10% to sustain this frivolity.