₦airaland Forum

Man, i wish strange women WILL see my joystick.

I've an ample supply of vaseline but little incentive.

taiwoflb:
Nigerian's are no fools

It's a lie. In 2011 nigerians were foolish. After Saturday we'll see whether lessons have been learned.

Only in the south of nigeria.

shigoslim:
That is the reason why i will never vote buhari. 38 years of misrule northern leaders. When u desert education the result u get is what we are seeing now.
Imagine if this people has embrace education, more so their leaders has put effort in encouraging their follower to take education seriously we won't be seeing what is happen today.

That's just naive. Osama was plenty educated, some of his followers were doctors. Across the western world educated young people are rushing to join Islamic State.

It's violent ideology we need to combat.


Its not educating, it's reorienting.

kay1one2:
We still have a constitution to uphold. If apc plans to bypass that with buhari, that is high treason and corruption as well!

You're talking as if he was already pronounced guilty.

The subversion of the law you're implying is actually perpetrated by pdp and its hirelings when you denounce GMB as having no certificate when the court is yet to decide on that strange allegation.

Innocent until proven guilty.


You also need a refresher on what "treason" actually means.

Treason is handing over commonwealth of a nation to a select group of militants, gangsters, warlords, brigands, profiteers, racketeers, and economic saboteurs.

Treason is handing over your territory to the enemies of the state.


Treason is allowing 15,000 citizens to be murdered in cold blood.

kay1one2:
Apc touts always trying to go parental!

Fayose started it first! We never knew his mum wore pampers.

kay1one2:
Who we go ask?
No certificate to prove it!

It's only in nigeria that people require a piece of paper to validate their intelligence.

Remember, today we've a bumbling, blithering id1ot claiming to have a Phd when his stupidity is not in doubt.

ThankGodEdeh:
Buhari can never become the president of a United Nigeria.

Ever since a drunken monkey in a hat became president i'd say the presidency is up for grabs.

segzyj:
If ur Flag bearer merit disqualification ,he will be disqualified.....and heaven will not Fall

Your flag bearer doesnt just merit impeachment, he deserves to be shot.

Imagine a man employed for 6 years but who only worked for 6 weeks.

Sweetguy25:
Disqualify that blood mongering illiterate before he wreaks his illiteracy on the southern populace!

Hmm. Let's put this into context.

Blood mongering = GEJ allowing about 15,000 people to be murdered, and arming and funding militias.

Illiterate = PEJ and GEJ, the only presidential couple neither of whom can make one single coherent or intelligent sentence.

After the mess of 6 years one hast to ask: just how hard is it to run a country as long as one is not clueless?

Flets:
How do we avoid the impending dangers to Nigeria’s economy and existence under a Buhari presidency? We must need to face reality as there is no magic in governance. Extremely hard times lies ahead for this country if Buhari ever emerges victorious.

How do you explain to a Niger Deltan that despite GEJ's achievements in almost all sectors, roads, bridges, railways, agriculture, automobile, alamajiri schools, new universities, fertilizer and ghost worker scam elimination, freedom of press, FOI, free and fair elections, power sector. .........etc, he is still booted out.

What will stop the creeks from going haywire again? Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.
OBJ's use of JTF force could not help as no Oil producing company will risk producing crude and killing staff in a volatile region. GEJ under Yaradua had to get down to the creeks to to talk to these boys and effect the amnesty program because they found him as a representation in government.

It will be impossible to convince a ND minority albeit a militant that their own was not persecuted out of office. And that will be the theme of their new struggle. The long term solution to this mess is implementing the Confab report and enthroning true federalism.

A lot of opportunities are springing up around Africa and the IOCs are already geared towards investing in these newer and saner climes than invest in an unstable Niger delta . And while these troubles persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investments will seize in all sectors.

Unfortunately, even if the Nigerian troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one strategic location along the multi- kilometer trunk lines to continue to wreck havoc to the Nigerian economy.

Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.

Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished.

And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?

And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face
Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?

The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.

Is Buhari is any way a better Democratic president than GEJ? Is this risk worth it?

Nigerians.... Be Warned!!!

I didnt want to quote you due to the high words to sense ratio in your post.

So your argument is we should give GEJ the presidency on a platter of gold simply because the militants would shut down oil otherwise. Isnt that blackmail? Should a scant minority hold the rest of the country hostage?

If GEJ had performed even close to expectation rather than failing and relying on hired propagandists like you we'd have considered going soft on contesting.

Let the militants blow up every inch of their swampy backyard in their ill-thought scorched earth policy. Let them burn off that sludge they call oil. So what? The world is moving to renewal and sustainable energy and not some black mud that harms the atmosphere and is now worth nothing.

Who ever benefited from the oil anyway besides GEJ and friends?

Please tell those unwashed miscreants to carry out their threat. By the time we help them nuke their land we shall quietly creep back to our fertile north and embrace modern agriculture.

viczing:
That's good

Wow, totally not the response i was expecting. Typically a nairalander would respond with a snark or worse an insult.

You, sir, are a gentleman.

viczing:
E go shock you, cos I belive he's not above the law, and if he's supporters cause violence we will match them equal to equal, cos no one has monopoly for violence, we all have beast in our selves but don't bring it out like touts in the north

Hmm, you could have won the argument except for one simple fact:

All the violence in this election so far has been confined to the south.

Bombs going off, people getting shot, violent insults, intimidation, armed militias, vandalism; you name it, it's happening.

Meanwhile up north we're lovingly polishing our PVCs.

anneedu:
Carrying broom in a style bus is not the answer, tell nigeria how you will rule us for us to hear that's if you will ever win

Hasnt he said enough times how he's going to lead?

Ok. Let me refresh your memory how buhari is going to rule:

*Not Like Goodluck*

Shikenna.

Pvin:
Mrs Jonathan is an example of a woman that stands gidigba beside every successful man.
I so much love the support she is giving in for the re-election of her husband. May God give me such woman that will stand by me like mount Zion that shaketh not

You must be daft. Which her husband? You mean her re-election because she's the de facto ruler of nigeria.

That drunken incoherent f00l hiding under a tattered fedora is just her means to an end.

Sai baba.

irunoobo:
[size=14pt]

I'm single and searching for a rich guy who lives alone, works with oil company or owns his business, drives a fancy car, travels abroad, tall, cute, good sense of humor, sexually active, ambitious and God fearing. I also like big dick and orals.
If you think you have what I'm searching for, send me a PM.

Men only [/size]

And you think a guy like that is going to be single and open for business? Why would an accomplished man like that even call you. Obviously you need him more than he needs you.

Besides, a million of you and newer models are already at his beck and call, and each one is just a phone number to him.



God fearing and sexually active. Contradictory.

The line between ios and android functionally is pretty much blurred. Both os work similar and even the 3rd party apps that matter are cross platform. Be it whatsapp, facebook, twitter, instagram, wechat etc.

Iphone has excellent camera, user friendliness, well optimized between hardware and software, secure and well designed. Cross platform apps on iphone are mostly superior. Apple also has the best software update schedule and mechanism.

The limitations of iphone is it makes more sense to be on apples other hardware platforms to really enjoy the phone and apples services. Ios has apple imposed restrictions on how you source and use content.

Android is robust and versatile but requires more spec (android code executes on a virtual machine, both Dalvik and ART since android relies heavily on java). Android is eaaily customizable, has active widgets, more apps (though quantity isnt always quality), sometimes comes with dual SIMs and usually support external storage expansion and usb host.

Android also has a better cloud infrastructure through google services.

So Android offers more customization and hardware options, while ios is better designed and easier to use.

To the person who said android is open source: not entirely accurate. Google services are not free, and vendor specific drivers are proprietary. The open source version are custom roms lile cyanogen and AOSP .

Hope this helps a little. A bit busy.

nwafuluozoh:
Aisha the Child Bride ignored the cultural and religious issues plaguing the North and focused on the Southerners whose women are a zillion years ahead of she and other women in the North. Hypocrisy at its best.

NwaFOOLuozoh, it's called "campaign" and it's supposed to be nationwide. You want the buharis to be sectional and sectarian leaders like the Jonathans?

Everyone's problem is her problem.

nwafuluozoh:
Trouble for Buhari everywhere. Odiegwu!
He has a court case on the 24th too.
His heart is to frail for all these plenty wahala.
He should just step down for the sake of his health and dignity.

That's your wish. Sorry, wishes ain't horses. The man does not even take notice of yapping dogs which symbolizes helplessness in the face of imminent and inevitable defeat.

shadowgwalker:
all these your lie lie plenty talk! don't you know they have an agenda to accomplish by all means thru buhari their small god? don't you know that these 4kers are too ungrateful and gullible? you are saying all that because you've not lived in the north. a place where somebody will steal, just because he stole from a foreign person they will back him up and instead try to wound you.

if thats true, why are the south easterners daily migrating here to eke out a living, far away from armed robbery, rituals, kidnapping, pr0st1tution, drugs, gunmen, poverty, helplessness, hopelessness, bad belle, juju, fake pastors, fake neighbors, touts, alcohol, fake medicines, fake doctors, fake teachers,fake lawyers, fake elders, fake relatives?

THIS VIDEO AGAIN! ? Its surprising buhari and co were "arrested" but not a squeak on CNN, BBC, Al Jazeera or PDP'S AIT nor any newspaper foreign and local.


To PDPeegs:

Ok we agree, buhari and crew were arrested in london for coming to chatham house uninvited and for having the gall to challenge the modern messiah JEGA (Jonathan Ebele Goodluck Azikiwe). In fact they are all locked up in the Tower of London and thus JEGA has won and yippeee and hurrah etc.

To human beings:

The van is bullet proof and had to be used because during the chatham house speech some paid layabouts came singing war songs that buhari must go. Pro buhari supporters came unto the scene and faced down the paid agents.
Fearing an escalation considering buhari came to the uk as a presidential aspirant the police had to intervene to quickly whisk him away.

Obadiah77:
[size=15pt] He did it because of election.
he is wastin his time, KANO people will vote massively for Buhari

Kano state result

Buhari = 4, 145, 000

Jonathan = 200, 087



SAI BUHARI [/size]

Haba! You're too generous. The kano votes are from the abacha and shekarau families, and the 190 igbos in kano.

Corrected.

golddust6000:
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=719477044838074


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb2fOrE0eM4

idi0t. its a security reinforced van to protect jim when the hired goons came with placards and facing off with GMB supporters

anwo247:
Don't worry, the victory will sound partisan; even Aso Rock will also sound partisan. In like manner, APC loss will sound partisan... English

Im sorry, this post makes no sense. Either i missed your point, or your point missed me.

Maybe you didn't even make any point.

This "survey" sounds partisan and the tone closely follows the PDP Manual.

Another wendel simlim obviously.

xrisdon:
Jim Nwobodo stole nothing compare to father of all corruption Sani Abacha! yet,

Abacha is not corrupt........ Gmb

And the patron saint of all drunkards and thieves pardoned abacha and invited him to join that coven of thieves pdp.

And the patron saint also pardoned Alams. And he refused to take action on moro, odua, orunmah etc.

Dumbo is not fighting corruption. He's propagating it.

400billionman:
Dangote will soon buy Ghana.

First step in the right direction..

Haha best comment ever.

gameboy727:
Truly Osinbajo has been lured away from his divine calling into the dirty games of politics. Only God knows His true servants.

Is there a more divine calling than standing up to rescue his fellow man?

lekikosky:
Now I know Smart Adeyemi is a grandson of a bastard.

You mean doyin okupe is his granpa?

lilbabyak:
wetin pain me pass is that this guy's name is smart.

His parents were just being sarcastic.