₦airaland Forum

Texcoco:
[color=#9030BC] You can't argue with an electoral choice influenced by underaged child beggers, can you?? Maybe almjairis like yourselves will need education as to what true democracy is all about instead of looting and killing youth corpers if you never get your way.But thank goodness,in your lifetime an example has been shown....'Goodluck' has become 'Goodwill'[/color]

Killing corps members is nothing compared to waging a genocidal war where 15,000 were murdered so your affected outrage is severely imbalanced.

However i do sincerely understand your bitterness: to have the rug so cruelly pulled from under you, just when your stipend is assured as a minion in the gangster system that prevailed in that babel of sin in Abuja must surely hurt like blazes.

You probably couldnt find gainful employment within the rat race system, no thanks to chronic unemployment. So within the patron system of the PDP someone secured your hireling position and in gratitude you swore fealty to your overlords to spout hate and bigotry in the false belief that the GEJ serfdom will thus best be served.

GEJ has been sacked, GMB is now in charge. Deal with it. Maybe in the new Nigeria you might find respectable employment to wean you off the primal excesses of your prejudice.

Meanwhile here in the north....we've sent mediocrity and gangsterism packing...so....PARTY!

Texcoco:
[color=#9030BC] We rather have mud in our blood than rampant sleaze,hypocrisy,corruption,ethnic and religious discrimination that best typifies your demi-god.....now aligning with the greater corrupt and ethnic warriors like Sanusi the best is yet to come.But ofcourse, almajiri followers like yourselves will remain blind...[/color]

Sleaze = GEJ superintending rampant corruption

Hypocrisy = pretending to be a statesman

Corruption = not stealing

Ethnic warriors = ijaws and igbos

Religious discrimantion = 7 billion naira pastors.


Your bile typifies your paymasters and their support system.

Also, isn't it curiously shameful that cattle rearing illiterate almajiris toppled your master from his throne?

What kind of wimpy emperor presiding over the largest military and financial war chest loses to an old, broke, certificateless, illiterate, braindead cow herder and his ragtag followers?

"goodluck" is not "goodwill" apparently.

Two drug dealers slugging it out.

Emyogalanya:
and now who is the nairalander that respond with insults apc cant stand criticism its in thier dna and we are not ready to insult it will be issue based but buhari and apc have boxed themselves into a comer and made the stake so high

Issue based? Tee hee, really? Is there any invective known and unknown that PDP and its followers did not haul at APC and the north?

Just a taste of your own medicine, fella.

Texcoco:
[color=#9030BC] Yeah thank heavens we are going back to the stone age with illiterates and islamic fanatics at the helm.....[/color]

We cant sink any lower than the maggot stage GEJ took us to.

If your rabid insults did nothing to sway us from voting in GMB, i dont see how it makes any difference now save to out you as an unrepentant bigot seething with misdirected hate.

I dont believe there's anyone in your entire bloodline that has attained the status of GMB.

Texcoco:
[color=#9030BC] Finally,power has come to the north.When it will leave,nobody knows...Never has the nation come to a sad juncture at this meet.That of two bigots clearly at the helm of affairs in their various capacities.[/color]

You're wrong. The saddest juncture was when a kleptomaniacal drunken buffoon entered Aso Rock by dint of foul luck.
Thank heavens we've corrected that anomaly.

Meanwhile consider this: in 16 years of democracy the north was in power for only 2 years with a sickly man. The southern christians ruled for 14 years.
Behold the result!

grayht:
Dis government sef..

Is that GEJ in your picture? He looks better without the hat.

Emyogalanya:
am not all nairalanders "(but what you wrote is still nonsence sha)" really sounds like praise worship to me oh (sic). well i'm a nigerian who will soon be denied the joy, privilege and service of a president from may 29

Whoa there, Nessy. Seems your brain is wired in reverse.

From may 29:
all rent collectors, profiteers, black marketers, racketeers, contractors, jingoists, bigots, cling ons, hangers on, thugs, militants, insurgents, separatists, secessionists, alarmists, TANists, hypocrites, sycophants, praise singers, riggers, tribalists, reactionaries, xenophobes, thieves, communists, fascists, and dramatists...............

................will all join GEJ, Sambo, Anenih, Okupe, FFK, mama piss and PDP in the rubbish bin of eternal damnation and oblivion.

Now, how is THAT not a good thing?

Sai Baba.

Emyogalanya:
apologies i was in a lest i forget situation and yes lest i forget i did not remember nairaland was a brighter grammer book/school nor was i in any literature class session apologies all the same

I commend you. Must nairalanders would respond with an insult.

But what you wrote is still nonsense sha.

Emyogalanya:
Hmmm will he even look or ask about it did u not hear what shehu sani said that gej should take it home as his personal property on his way to otueke? Did buhari and his party attend the conference how do you expect dem to implement what they fought against i dont expect that from buhari and wait for this bombshell what was goodluck waiting for a whole year to start implementing the outcome of his conference why wait for ur enemy to come and implement what d north almost staged a walk out on you shame me at gej even after loss u could have set the ball rolling create those dann state and resource control that was refereed back to ur table you did nothing my tears will forever flow you had the chance to reorganise the country and made it optional for anyone who wants to be part of it now they search for oil in chad basin so they can seperate Gej it was all about the oil all this while and you could not see it now they dare dignify you with the title elder stateman and you are proud to have kept ur (electoral)word to the north where are infrastructure and social amenities in the ss se we needed no appointments from you cos it benefits only the individuals and immediate families but infrastructure impacts on us all now the appointments will be gone along wit the infrastructre and worst of all political relevance at least infrastructure would have been our consolation yet i vehemently refuse to agree buhari is my president #wehavenopresidenttill2019

You have a problem with punctuation marks? That long rambling nonsense above has but one.

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jaybee3:
I thought Senator Folarin claimed it was only a misunderstanding and the transformer was never removed or something like that

The people who didnt vote him said "go and hug a transformer".

He took it literally.

Forwetinnah:
I'd choose a drunken heathen any day over a diseased infidel
The entire women in your lineage are hags..

You sad, sad man. However your indignation and insults it wont take away the fact that power is where it belongs. While we set about righting the wrongs of your people, all you can do is sulk in the obscurity of your little space of hate and xenophobia.

Just dont let it kill you.


Meanwhile, down here...P A R T Y!

Bevista:
I think General Abdulsalami has been unsung. People have hailed the action of PGEJ, but nobody talks about the background role the Abdulsalami Peace Committee played in that whole process. For me, he deserves even more commendation - he is the real hero!

Diezani knows how instrumental he is, so she has gone for him to help broker her soft-landing wit GMB (for the monumental fraud she has perpetuated at NNPC) .

I hope the General does not accede to this Grand Thief. It is precisely because of dealing with people like her that Nigerians voted GMB.

Precisely. When orubebe began his rant in front of jega, the peace committee led abubakar swung into action and convinced GEJ to concede defeat and retire with some dignity. Gej had wanted to contest the outcome of the election and hang on to power.

The whole thing was planned.

Forwetinnah:
Shut the hell up..you dung of a cow. Try improving the lives of your fellow Almajiris the way Goodluck has then come back to flex your mouth muscles. By the way, we didn't loose, we let peace reign. You call that sham that took place in the North-east an election?? You vampires still killed in the North after you won and burnt churches down..now imagine if you had lost? Chronic fraudsters!! I'll be here to watch that disgrace of an unholy alliance between those crooks under APC GO UP IN FLAMES, only then will Nigerians know who laughed last.

Hmm, the foul stench of defeat underlines your outburst. Sorry bozo. No more drunken heathen in aso rock.

Tell ya mother i said hi. I miss the old hag.

Forwetinnah:
Kikiiikiiiikikiiii. .a general indeed. How did he get to that position in the Army? Chronic fraudsters..just wondering if your nerves can take the disgrace that's about to hit you . You just keep your leprosy infected fingers crossed. Legggoooo

Hey arsehole, we won.

Forwetinnah:
Banbi- allah give me kobo...the ones begging on our streets are all veiled in Channel hijabs and the guys are all about Christian louboutin shoes...what a joker, and oh the Almajiris are professors so you'll never find them as underage voters. Shamelessness..after being in power for that long, imagine what majority of you look like

Teehee, you poor clod.

While you're there furiously typing in the rundown cafe down your street to convey your indignation why god made some people poor, im here wallowing in the sweet euphoria of watching your fellow blockhead GEJ take a walloping from our General.

I almost want to pity you, but right all now empathy is reserved for mama piss who right now is probably pissing her stretch-marked ample arse fretting about prisons.

However since im generous i promise i wont laugh out too loud when your drunken messiah, he who chose to use our resources to make wine instead of wealth for us, is finally untethered from Aso Rock to the agonising banality and obscurity of provincial life.

Suck it up, loser!

Hahahahhahahhahahhahhha!

PS: SAI BUHARI.

Forwetinnah:
In your dreams..no Northern Christian can look that dirty. The Bible teaches us better. We know how you lot roll around like animals..we see them on our streets even in the south.

Poor you.

Look closely at your fellow heathens and you'll see. Muslim women wear veils and hijabs. These are your kin in christ.

Embrace them, o brother, no matter how miserably squalid and derelict they look. For they are you and you are them.

Oh, and by the way, you're thoroughly stupid.

Forwetinnah:
This is how you got your votes...

Those are northern christian voters, meaning they're PDP voters.

IbnSultaan:
Stay safe
As
G=Goodluck
M= Moves to
B= Bayelsa



08:00.

Careful with the witty acronyms. This can also be transmuted by pdp to:

G=goodluck
M=murders
B=buhari

sholasys:
Offcourse there would be a delay (timeout) bc there are a lot of interconnectivity between the card reader and INEC back-end. My major concern as an ICT expert is the intergrity of the data transmitted to the database and those that have access to the server. I support none but FFK raised a key observation concerning the INEC IT infrastructure.

You dont sound at all like an "ICT expert". You sound more like someone who spends an unhealthy lot of time at a public internet cafe.

Besides, saying "ICT" is archaic. INFORMATION and COMMUNICATION are now one and the same, thus the proper acronym is IT.

Even at that, the norm is a claim of specializing at a specific field (eg sys admin, programmer, network admin, systems architect, etc). No one just says tje blanket term "IT expert".

Bugatti Grand Vitesse is around $2,250,000.

You can buy about 5 of that Lamborghini.

oyb:
neo

Dude! Where you been? Was just talking of you the other day. Glad to see the Old Guard is still around.

I actually prefer small boobs. It's all about the n1pples.

ozoigbondu:
If buhari is really sincere about this peace treaty he should go to BBC hausa and talk to his supporters in the north........That army of brainless almajiri does not watch news or read newspapers rather they stick to their radio

GEJ till 2019

If memory serves me right that "army of brainless almajiri" did not threaten war. Rather its the southern militants armed and funded by GEJ that have threatened to go to war.

two things i take exception to:

IBB said:

"PDP was our brainchild in my home"

I say:

Well here we're today, where your PDP has devolved into a ravaging monster that does more to tear this country apart than any other event in our history.

IBB said:

"we'd have built a Dubai if we'd the billions of the dollars flying around these days.

I Say:

well, there was the case of a missing $12b oil windfall in your days, and with today's inflation that works out to over the $20b your creation PDP siphoned off recently.

By the way we still hold grudges for the way you unceremoniously cut short Baba Buhari's first outing.

you cannot exonerate your complicity in the rape of nigeria. indeed you laid the foundation for it.

tunex23:
God bless u sir! Nice to be back to Nairaland.

thanks, though i never really left. the nairaland of today, sha, is a far cry from those days. now its a mere shadow of its former self filled with immature jingoists ever since seun went commercial.

lets see if we can lift it back up.

(miss the old crew: tezazzpete, gamine, iice, codec, dakmanzero, oyb, davidylan, dual core, seun himself, etc)

kevinberry:
What they do is just to love-vendor the body with colours and raise the wheel...

Haha "love-vendor". Im sure you typed p1mp but the crazy admin's bot changed it.

"Unclad, joystick, self service, bosom, bottom, love-vendor, love-peddler"

The childish censorship is just laughable in a supposedly mature website where people post pictures of gore and violence.

Tyranny must be lucrative.

WisdomFlakes:
I can predict what GEJ and his followers will try to do after Buhari is declared winner -- they will then break bank to try to get the judge to disqualify him so that Jonathan can crawl back to power through the backdoor. But by then it would have been too late. Truth is, it'll be much easier for PDP to buy a judgement disqualifying Buhari than to meet him at the polls coz as things stand GEJ will surely lose this election. That right there is the source of their panic. They've tried every trick in the book -- from "Jega must go", to rejecting Card Readers and PVCs, and failed, now they're trying this tactic which is also dead-on-arrival. Desperate morafockas.

You're on track. However let me add up to the true picture:

1. GEJ knows he has a snowball's chance in hell of winning.

2. GEJ doesnt want to hand over to buhari

3. The only viable option without too much violence was for GEJ to hand over to an Interim Government.

4. This suit was entered to that end.

5. GEJ knows buhari cannot be disqualified before the election.

6. The suit was designed for precisely this outcome as the judge has been bought.

8. GMB will win, and GEJ will hand over to public acclaim.

9. Weeks latee before swearing in the pliant judge will rule that GMB was not qualified.

10. Elections will be nullied on the basis of tje above with calls for new election dates 6 months to a year from now.

11. Interim Government will be activated.

There you've the key plot.

theorbiters:
It all boils down to that.
Nigeria is not a perfect state where the unthinkable could happen.

The unthinkable HAS happened! A monkey in a fedora is president!

However this anomaly will be rectified approximately 78 hours from now.

theorbiters:
Honestly, all these are just formalities.
I can't imagine they are actually contesting against an incumbent president and think they stand a chance. Oh well, it is just a pity that all these would end up being a waste.

GEJ till our youth are ready to lead.

It's only in nigeria people believe incumbency is a major factor. Maybe it's cause incumbents use state resources to rig.

Osc:
He is not mad but responding at the speed APC is campaigning by calling Jonathan names and spreading lies. I love this man

Please supply us with just one name and one lie.