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Jethrolite:
Lol, your desperation to prove a worthless point to yourself is so much you'd do anything, even going back to read my past posts. It's true I drive a 14 years old car and use my sweet tecno tab for the love of remix OS but you, you're just hopeless, you even had to snap a picture to upload, that's just pathetic. I know nairaland serves as a place for you to compensate for your deficiencies in life, do not worry, I understand.

You indeed are the boss, you also own Nigeria and NNPC. Shalom.

As they say, don't hate the player, hate the game.

In your drunken jealousy you forgot how this thing started when you implied i was jobless.

When i said I did have one you went off bragging about how you own 3 businesses and blah blah.

So, idiot, I felt the need to dispel your delusions of thinking owning some mushroom business makes you better than others.

Now that you've been outed as a scum, I'd advise you to simmer down your need to brag when clearly you're a struggling piece of crap who likes to boast with nothing to show for it.

Oh, and Remix OS is installable on X86, so your hollow claim of purchasing that cheap ugly Tecno is just to make you feel better about yourself.

Now, fukk off you broke bastard.

mofewilkie:
Some day the north will pay for this

BASTARDS

Why someday?

Why not now?

Jethrolite:
You be first bank director abi, stop wasting my time. I never should have started this in the first place, being fake online is so easy attain.

Ha!

I just proved you're the fake.

You started what you couldn't finish.

But I'll let u go to lick your wounds.

mofewilkie:
Bloody thieves

Continue looking for oil in Lake Chad

We don't need to.

We have all the oil we need in your backyard.

limeta:
Who invited you to my mention
Busy body
Now complete the task

I don't need an invite to enter public property...

...i mean the forum, not your vagina.

zoba88:
Many Oyinbo ladies are beginning to fall in love with Nigerian men these days.Below are photos from the wedding of Warri musician, Iwereboy Ama and his beautiful Oyinbo wife.



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/08/warri-musicianiwereboy-ama-weds-his.html?m=1

True intentions

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muri4mig:
Hello folks, I have been a passive member of this platform for a long time now making occasional comments on issues of national important. I have seen peoples' pre-wedding pictures- both hilarious and mind blowing shoot. Having enjoyed such privileges in the past and commented in one or two in the past, it will be unfair if I fail to also share mine for people comment and prosperity. Lalasticla.la and S.eun will surely grace the occasion as I have sent IV to them to grace the occasion, they commit to provide media coverage for the ceremony (in my wildest dream). The wedding is slated for 9th September 2017 in my home village, Aseni, Kogi Local Govt of Kogi State. All Nairalander who live around my area is by this post invited to witness the celebration of love. Gracious!!!!!

Here.

navyseal2220:
Afonjas that prostrate from morning to night in their culture are complaining about this? These people and their hypocrisy

It's in their culture.

It's not in yours.

Kanu is becoming a demagogue and you brainless fools are enabling him because you know no better.

I find it disturbingly amusing that the sort of leaders igboes revere are of the criminal variety.

But then again crime is celebrated in your culture as a means to an inglorious end.

limeta:
You know the score
Picture pls or I dont .........u

If you're too daft to know how to use Google then you're beyond helping.

Take your fingers out of your vagina and search on your phone.

limeta:
Give names

Agyole Abeh....Kaduna

Tonye E. Ebitibituwa....Kebbi

Austin Iwero Agbonlahor....Niger

Damian Chukwu....Borno

And so on...

Who's she influencing?

DJHANDSOME:
We met a year ago at a shopping mall, we got to really like each and i decided to introduce her to my grandmum(retired doctor). After just few weeks i noticed that they were getting along very well, she visits my grandmum often . Grandy likes her very much and talks about how helpful she is.



Few months ago my girl complained to my grandmum about her school fees ,she studies LAW at uniuyo, 200L. When i went home from my work (my grandmum stays in ma house), I got to know later that she collected 98,000 from my old woman as 2nd semester school? I was shocked, does a federal uni charge that much ?



Today, i was discussing with grandmum and she revealed she had collected huge amounts on occasions for school stuffs

My grandy further inquired if i took the money she was looking for that morning, that is when i immediately proceeded to the place were grandy keeps her cash, only to find out to my suprise the money had reduced tremendously.



Why would someone i love ,adore and respect so much take advantage of a woman in her late 70 s . I am thinking of what to do next....

Kill her.

They don't

How does this work?

Someone went round Abuja house to house knocking on all doors and assessing the girls therein and went "voila! I hereby declare this obvious ho the most beautiful girl in Abuja"?

How does this work?

Someone went Abuja house to house knocking on all doors and assessing the girls therein and went "voila! I hereby declare this obvious ho the most beautiful girl in Abuja"?

Jethrolite:
I don't have a job because I have workers in 3 different businesses. Don't get too psyched by your pay cheque because I make more than that on a good day.

Yeah.

You're so rich you drive a 14 year old car that needs a new engine, and you wanna buy a Tecno tablet.

Lols dude. Get real.

My computers alone can buy your car with change left.

I can spare you that Tecno and happily sell you one of my Surface Pro 4s dirt cheap.

I dunno, i just don't like Dele Momodu.

mofewilkie:
Shut your mouth.
Northern scum

Bwa hah hah ha.

Pained!

pweetiedee:
Thanks

Mention it.

Jethrolite:
Typical online poser, since you have, why not share instead of being vulgar.

Share?

Nope.

Go get yours.

encrypt:
My point exactly.. I knew it was number one from your initial statement but there was no way he would have known. And if i were in his shoes i would have thought you ate something funny hence that statement.

Don't really matter what excreta i was going to the lavatory for. All he needed to do was move his hairy semitic ass outta the way as often as nature demanded.

On my return trip i chose D when i checked in online.

It was so...liberating!

Jethrolite:
Meanwhile, you're jobless or do you have a job?

Lols I've the sort of job that would make your vagina wet.....if you had a vagina.

Dunno what the randy king saw in this humorless derelict anyway.

limeta:
Are all the police commissioners in south east and south south of Hausa fulani stock ?

Your brothers are up here in the north too.

Matter of personal preference.

Billie Jean
Dirty Diana
Thriller

If i could add one more it'll be Who Is It.

encrypt:
Really you told him excuse me i need to go do number one?

Or when he started glaring you said relax its number one not two

No I'm telling you.

You made the assumption it was number two.

All i needed to tell him was "excuse me". I don't think i owed him any details of my bodily functions.

martin123:
i wonder.. Are the Igbos not Nigerians?? why are they not represented??

They're not nigerians.

They're biafrans.

Wonder why you people tribalize everything.

When Buratai killed Shi'as, in the spirit of federal character he snuffed out a few ipobs and yet you people started protesting.

Arysexy:
No wonder they don't want restructuring, see the Northerners everywhere with their little education. They want d status quo that favours them to continue.

Yeye dey smell

Lil education doesn't get you to the top.

Stop hating and read your books. If you're lucky you'll graduate and make a career polishing their shoes.

VeeVeeMyLuv:
lol nothing for SS,

this justifies the agitations/militancy.


The situation is likened to giving these peeps shi.t to eat, and telling them to be cozy and smile about it.

So anytime people from a certain tribe are not involved in internal reshufflements, they should resort to arms?

That's why the ND is such a backwater.

Jethrolite:
Lol, see Hausa names everywhere. They are even in charge of Warri refinery. Nigeria!

We're in charge of the entire Nigeria. So what?

Shakingdbumbum:
The North and Sw occupy these oil companies, still yet won't allow igbos to breathe.

Why would nigeria allow jewish settlers to run indigenous corporations?

Igboes can man all positions they want in their Biafra.