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*parks my armoured car the aviation minister bought for me, and closely following*

Welcome To Nigeria;
A fantasy island where you buy admission,
Where after you pass all the tests/exams, you still need to go SEE a lecturer.
Where your marking scheme is determined by either your body(female) or your money(male).
Where N500 is deducted from your allowee.
Where to get a job, you must know someone.
Where after you pass the aptitude tests/interview, you will still use more than your 1st salary to BUY your place.
Where banks ask you to bring ten people with a minimum of N100,000 within one week, after you've passed the eligibility tests, and even if you manage to bring nine people, you're still shown the door.
WELCOME TO NIGERIA!!!

All I know is that the 1st kiss goes a long way to tell you what kinda relationship you're in(if its with a novice, or a pro when it comes to making out). But the last time I checked, a good S3X MATE doesn't always make a right partner.
Depending on what/who you see as a right partner though.

And for your mind, you have opened a thread...
This not thread, but a comment.
And if you think all these methods will change a girl's already-made-up mind, then you must be high on tetracycline.

If you and your partner are cool with it, why not?
Some people don't because of fear of what the public might say. Who still gives a flying bleep about what people thinks? If you should always try to please people, you will remain unhappy for the rest of your life.
But I believe that if you really love someone, and that person is very attractive, PDA is sure. No matter how shy you are.

Some of these reasons are true tho
...

This country tho...
You get money, problem.
You no get, problem.
To comot, problem.
To stay, problem!!!
Sometimes I just wanna either teleport, or just evaporate.

cumpaddre: I honestly didn't see anything rude abt it..

Where did you keep your glasses again
Is it every time you want me to remind you that without your glasses, you won't see a truck coming?

Rexsul: my frnd u beta biliv it or u continue 2b a 1 mins man on bed.

1 mins man on bed, lol. That goes a long way to show me who you are... Anyway, I'm straight(so I can't prove to you how long I can go) but your girl(that's if you even have one) can come around for a little experiment...
If her cat walk doesn't change, I'm not Alvin!!!!

Here we go again... This ram made it thru sallah, and his 1st stop is to come here and ask us to click on one link...
OP, if everybody here was thinking like me, you go know say you don jam rock!!!
No be only link, na Lynxx.

Gwekzy: Pls Summarize

Now that's how you seperate the goat from the sheep!!!

Wow!!!

ferdimako: What?

What is what?
Does the thread resemble the topic in anyway?

Donmams: It's unfortunate that Muslims that have been trying to be fair to Christians in this country are now the subject of facing so much hate from the same christian folk. In a country where the majority are muslims, a christian is always given the vice presidency. This happens only in Nigeria. In any muslim state with at least 10% population christians get deputy governors and numerous commissioners. Kaduna, Gombe, Taraba, Adamawa, Kogi, Etc all have sizable representation in gov't. However in christian states this is not the case. Take Edo, Benue, Plateau, etc with sizable muslim populations yet these states don't even get a commissioner. Is this how christians will repay muslims in this country? By killing as many muslims you can get your hands on? Ok o!

It is the foolish doctor(whom I guess is also one of you boko harams) that said your insanity has been cured, and your family members that are relating with you as if you're a human being, that I blame.
You're nothing but a retarded slowpoke of many fathers!!!
So you're oblivious of the atrocities that your comrades have been committing in this country, and trying to tribalize this thread? Well count me in.
I got news for you infidel; one by one, we're gonna fish you all out, and I pray that I have the chance to come watch you burn in the stake!!!
Faceless bastards!!!

Pastor Olu T: Did u read her paternal grandfathers name was Harvard n trying to immortalize him?

This is not a case of being innovative, bt of she either being a fraud or simply innocent!

And you actually followed it up to confirm it was true?
Why are you acting like you're not from this part of the country? Is this the 1st time you're seeing a name that looks like an already established, booming company? How can you buy this her story when you know she's only trying to start making quick profit from Harvard's goodwill? Even if her granddad was Harvard as she claims, was that his only name?
You people should always have an open mind about any topic, so as not to be biased.

I was expected a long, and well analyzed thread that resembles the topic, and not this.

Na wa oo

Lemme be optimistic here before someone would fire me ooh!!!
I know that's how they made promises in 2009, but where are we today? But I know they will implement this one!!!
All hail Nigeria, the Country of Life!!!

They should stop the killings ooh, agreed.
But which teeth does Nigeria want to use to bite? The ones Cameroun pulled out when they won the battle of the Peninsula, or the gum that has been infested by 'Shekau, the modern Rambo'
These people had better keep quiet, so they don't aggravate the situation jaare. I would have said let the Nigerians in diaspora under fire come home, but how safe is the country sef?
I don tire jaare...

It all depends on the situation surrounding it. If you see them in a compromising state or position, no wahala... But if not, gobe don show be that!!!
But if you're an adult, I don't think they'll make much of a fuss about it.

I don't know why all these cockroaches are even been detained sef?
They see humans as chickens, and yet they're been treated as human?
Very soon now, Shekau will abduct top minister or senator, and even foreigners, and ask for his disciples in custody to be released, or he kills his hostages. That's when we will know how medieval how government still is.
Bunch of nuisance!!!

All these people can never be innovative!!!
Why not choose a name that has not been used before, make it stand out, and watch people copy it?
Harvard ko, Oxford ni!

We welcome you all!!!
I just hope that by the time this Government still don't answer us, you people we be ready to stay for months with us ooh. Because what you people still don't know is how much this current administration don't care if anything is going sideways in this country right now.
All they are doing is saving for the rainy day, should they not make it past the next election!
You all are welcome to Nigeria; the Goliath of Africa, that has allowed the Joseph of corruption to slay him!!!

Baddo lee!!!

Ah!!!
See Lucifer wife herself oooo!!!!
Se na person send you make you go bleep without protection ni?
Only God knows how many men you've infested because men no dey use ear hear free 'honey pot', now you want to enlarge your coast to infants who don't even know what's bleeping just yet!!!
I'm very sure your husband, Lucifer, must have kept a very nice plot of land for you, and is preparing one of the nicest hell for you, cos you deserve a medal, and an estate in hell!!!

Which set of people are threatening her?
The ones whose families are perishing in plane crashes, or the ones whose planes are crashing?
Because me I cannot see any difference between the present aviation policies, and the previous ones.
The only thing I see is plane crashing, or almost crashing... If she's actually reforming the policies, then why can't we see a progress?
All these sweet-mouthed politicians and ministers should park their things and go ooh!!!

Rexsul: 26. eatn lots of banana b4 sex makes u last longer in bed n gv u quality sperm.

What on earth is this one saying

psalmdave: WoW...u must be a typical bizness man,How did your mind go there .....well its a brilliant question but I assure u that won't happen,Test &trusted

If you say so, then I'll spread the word. I have some friends that wants to come to the GUARANTEE side of life.