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Wetin make we do nau? Carry torch go dey look for her
When they settle their dispute with ASUU, we'll come back to talk about this. For now,
AH DUN GIV A FLYING BLEEP!!!

This sounds so good.
But how am I sure the security of the account won't be compromised in the long-run?
HACKERS ALERT!!!

So with all the beauty, and the tourists it attracts, it can't take care of itself?
Welcome to Nigeria

Noted.

This is another strong reason why the party should be in your house, so you can be in charge.

JESUS CHRIST!!!
I thought rams were used for sallah?
What is this one still doing here?
Lemme just assume you're using reverse psychology, cos this is total BS!!!

Blessing F: Are you back from buying TV? Anyway, this show is actually on TV on AMC TV on StarTimes. I can't post the complete show in writing cos I am not allowed to do that so nothing like it is hurting my body or whatever. If you don't want to watch, move on. I didn't beg you to open the thread but I have the freedom to post on Nairaland as I am not breaking any law.

Hey Miss, don't take it too personal ooh(cos I don't like fighting with pretty girls ).
But that still doesn't change the fact that the rate of referrals we see on NL these days is becoming appalling, and that something needs to be done. We come to NL to get the full gists of stories and news because its one of the best online forum in Nigeria/Africa(if not the best sef), not to be referred to sites/blogs with a lot of repulsive and repugnant stuffs. Its high time we started curtailing all these 'agbayas'!
And your story about not being allowed to post the full story, who is barring you from doing so?
You can't post the full story here, but you can refer us someplace else, is this kinda profit-oriented or what?

ona2: lol, extom, u are not nice.

Yes now.
Besides, I don't think if Seun started by giving us 'appetizers', and referring us to nairaland, all these desperate bloggers will have a platform to come advertise their half-baked blogs.
Nonsense!!!

My phone's battery goes from 41% to 13%, what do I do about it? Cos its the battery that came with my phone ooh.
And does anyone have REVENGE complete season 3

Watch the video, ba?
I dey come make I go buy television, make I fit take watch am.
To post something here go dey pain una for body... Se we beg you to open thread ni?

Stubborn fat,
Stubborn Fagge,
Stubborn ASUU,
Stubborn Suswam,
Stubborn Government,
Stubborn Boko Haram,
Stubborn Pilots(flying planes not fit for flying).

Omo e go tey oooo
Oma pe ooooooo!

Na now gobe start!!!!
Its hightime I applied for promotion in my office.
#LevelTenThings.

Sometimes, it depends on how you ask a girl 4 her number, that would decide if she'll give you or not.

If I click that link, make I bend!!!
Post it here, or I never saw this topic.

And your point is?
What if the girl is a daft, and all she wanna do is lay there and open her legs like frozen chicken?
Even if you're doing it right, some girls just don't know what to do or say.
SMH 4 some girls.

Lost in thoughts again......but I hang unto one very
dear to me; That which puzzles me, I haven't found
the answer to it. I laugh some days, I cry other days
and most days, I'm straight faced, but again I find
myself asking the same question that I must share:
Do we give our heart(s) to the wrong person
or does it happen that the wrong one(s) find
us?
How is it that what we have is so beautiful but yet
ugly, that the special one we find so sweet can be
very bitter too? That thy lips promise gold but thy
actions give out ashes? Does it mean that their joy
comes from our misery and their laughter from out
confusion? Its hard to understand how they can
have the heart to hurt the one that has come to love
them.
How hard is it to know the one(s) who comes to
play games with your heart? Well here is an answer
to that chant question:
Those who Love genuinely are naive they
simply have no space in their hearts and have
no time on their hands for the complexity of
games such men/women play.
It hurts..Yes! it deeply hurts, but smile for real
genuine persons use their hearts for what it was
created for; LOVE but "the wrong one(s)" who have
intentionally refused to be "the right one(s)" have
turned their hearts to an arcade. Which one of us will
have troubles to understand, experience and believe
that love and goodness does exist? That you can
actually find that person that brightens your day ,
keeps you smiling and makes you the centre of their
world and even when you don't deserve it they give
you more anyway. As a result you are willing to
reciprocate because they have proved to be worth it
all.
"The wrong one(s)" might have broken us but we
will heal and love again! But they! with all their wits
and self claimed cleverness shall be left in the dark.
I now ask:
Which one of us have been played? They might
have played us but they played themselves too.
Tell me..how do you then recover from a self
knock out?
I say it clearly:
Do not play with hearts, do not pretend to
want the heart when all you care about is the
body. To be honest, its always easier to find
one who wants the same thing you want.
They say "birds of the same feather flock
together"
a toast to "the right one
(s)" heal up soon ..... Extom

The Accident Investigation Bureau (AIB) has
revealed that the October 3rd Associated Airlines
crash that killed 14 people was caused by pilot error.
The agency explained that the preliminary readout
and analysis of the flight recorder indicated that the
right engine of the aircraft was faulty.
The agency also said that preliminary investigation
indicated that the captain-in-command of the ill-fated
aircraft, Abdulrahman Yakubu, ignored the warning
from the onboard computer voice.
This was disclosed to journalists by the
Commissioner for AIB, Capt. Usman Muktar, while
reading out the preliminary readout and analysis of
flight 361’s flight recorders in Abuja yesterday.
He said the investigation was done in AIB
laboratory in Abuja in conjunction with international
flight recorder experts from Canada, who designed
the laboratory.
Capt. Mukthar said the Flight Data Recorder (FDR)
contained approximately 47 hours in solid state
memory, while the Cockpit Voice Recorder (CVR)
contained thirty-two and a half minutes of audio,
which included internal conversation of two pilots,
radio calls, and the overall environment in the
cockpit.
Muktar said that Associated Airlines flight 361 was
cleared for take-off by the Air Traffic Controller on
runway 18 left of the Murtala Muhammed Airport
(MMA) Lagos, adding that at that time, the wind was
calm and weather was not considered a factor in the
accident.
He added that four seconds after the engine power
was advanced to commence take off roll, the crew
received an automated warning from the onboard
computer voice which consisted of three chimes
followed by “Take off Flap, Take off Flap, Take
off flap.”
He stated that this configuration warning suggested
that the flaps were not in the correct position for
take-off and there was evidence that the crew might
have chosen not to use flaps for the take-off.
According to him, “This warning did not appear to
come as any surprise to the crew, and they
continued normally with the take-off. This warning
continues throughout the take-off roll.“
Capt. Mukhtar added that AIB was in the process of
verifying the accuracy of the flight data, adding that
the agency had not been able to confirm the actual
flap setting and that AIB was expected to determine
this in the fullness of time.
The AIB commissioner added that the ‘set power’
call was made by the captain and the ‘power is
set’ was confirmed by the First Officer as expected
in the normal operations, adding that approximately
three seconds after the ‘power is set’ call, the First
Officer noted that the aircraft was moving slowly.
Approximately seven seconds after the ‘power is
set‘ call, the internal aircraft voice warning system
could be heard stating ‘Take off Flap, Auto
Feather’.
He explained that auto feather refers to the pitch of
the propeller blades, adding that in the feather
position, the propeller does not produce any thrust.
The Flight Data Recorder, he said, contains several
engine related parameters, which the AIB was
studying.
“At this time, we can state that the right engine
appears to be producing considerably less thrust
than the left engine. The left engine appeared to be
working normally. The aircraft automated voice
continued to repeat, Take off Flap, Auto Feather.’
“
According to an aircraft engineer, Sheri Kyari, the
flap on an aircraft is located at the trailing edge of
the wing. It is at the rear end of the wings.
Kyari, a former president of Pilots and Aircraft
Engineers in the defunct Nigeria Airways Limited,
the function of the flap when operational increases
the surface area of the wing, thereby generating
enough lift at low aircraft speeds. This is when the
aircraft is taking off or landing.
Kyari, is convener and executive director, Centre of
Aviation Safety and Research.
“When the flap is not set to the required degree for
take off, the aircraft will have to do a long take-off
run before gaining enough lift to lift-off the
ground,” he said.
Reading out the preliminary report, AIB said “the
standard ‘eighty knots’ call was made by the First
Officer. The first evidence that the crew indicated
that there was a problem with the take-off roll was
immediately following the ‘eighty knots’ call.
“The First Officer asked if the take-off should be
aborted approximately 12 seconds after the ‘eighty
knots’ callout”
AIB added that the captain, in response to the Flight
Officer’s question to abort the take off, said that
they should continue, adding that the crew did not
make V1 call, which is the speed at which the
decision to abort or continue a take-off is made, or
the Vr call, which indicates the speed at which it is
planned to rotate the aircraft.
The Commissioner added that normally, the non-
flying pilot pulls back both the V1 and the Vr
speeds,
He said that when the Vr was called, the flying pilot
pulled back the control column. The First Officer
asked the Captain ‘gently’, a word that indicated
that the aircraft was not performing normally.
He added that the aircraft did not produce enough
overall thrust and that it was difficult or impossible
to climb without risk of an aerodynamics stall.
An aviation expert, Mallam Muhammadu Dodo,
described aerodynamics as the streamline of air flow
around the aircraft due to its design. It enables it to
attain a stable and safe flight.
Immediately after lift-off, the aircraft slowly veered
off the runway, heading to the right and was not
climbing, and that the aircraft behaviour made ATC
to ask the pilot if Flight 361 operation was normal
but that they did not respond, and that 31 seconds
after the warning, the aircraft crashed.


http://thenationonlineng.net/new/agagu-pilots-error-caused-lagos-plane-crash/

Some accomplishment!

Sometime, there is no sign whatsoever.
You might just suddenly decide you can't take anymore of the lies, insincerity, nagging, cheating, etc. Especially if you've been warning them that you're not gonna take anymore of it, should it happen again.

greatest man: i have did that bros tanks

...And that was the last thing I read before I lost consciousness, then I woke up in a pool of water, with Lucozade Boost in my mouth!!!
Even my phone was also drenched!!!

My own question is how do we distinguish a personal trait from the other, so that you don't end up motivating an analytical fellow with an expressive technique?
Notwithstanding the fact that the topic needs to be edited.

Very soon, the fresh air we breathe will be cancerous!!!
God help us!

Cool write up!!!

So you wanted a situation where his other baby-mamas will come crash the wedding
#smh

DankemzI: Imagine if animals and insects were on
facebook,we'll be having post nd
comments like this
MOSQUiTO's wall post: finally phcn don
take light omo na blood sucking things
COMMENTS
A.Bleep up dey don go on gen for my end
B. Abeg bros wish area yu dey,my people
don fleet house
DOG's wall post:na. Waoh,I never even
reach 5mins all these calabr people don
dey eye me"ghost mood activated"dem no
go see me..escaping things on my mind
COMMENTS
My neighbour na calabar too,the man eyes
no good for were dogs dey..I go soon bite
am
RAT's wall post: omo na die I dey oh no
food for my master kitchen,na I'm books
go hear am naw,the guy think say I come
this house con watch T.V bah?
COMMENTS
Your master stingy,disown am joh
CHICKEN's wall post: on the first of
december i dey travel for one month if yu
need my attention..enter bush,I no fit
shout,all this christain no be am at all
COMMENTS
No be only you oh I dey migrate too
HE_GOAT's wall post:heat mood
activated,any she_goat online for sex chat
COMMENTS
She-goat @he-goat you are a capital big
fool
He_goat @she-goat.pretender as if you no
dey feel Hot,carry ur smelling backside
comot for my post joh olofo
COCK's wall post; all this hen go dey run
like say dey no wan do..but if you catch
them,dem go bend quickly set for doggy
style
COMMENTS
Your own better na,yu dey see dem catch
all the ones for my area na fast and furious
oh I don pursue tire
RAM's wall post: as salah don reach
na,church things from naw,blood of jesus
go cover me

And your point is
N.B, I'm only interested because you quoted me before posting it...

Nice view, but I think it would have been better if she was out... So we can really judge if its hot or not.

LIEon(Lion)
LIEnus(Linus)
eLIEjah(Elijah)
eLIEsha(Elisha)
LIE, LIAR, LIEST!!!
Hmmmmmmmm... what else oooooo
Keep the lie flowing bro... Nice try!